Sher: Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.*Sagar se gehra koi nahi.*Ab aapki kya tareef karun.*Doston mein aap jaisa,*Nalayak koi nahi! Sher: Tusi great ho,*Rasgulle di plate ho,*Cola da crate ho,*Ande da omlate ho,*Jalebi jaise straight ho,*But mere favourite ho! Sher: Aap agar pagal hain toh SMS padhte hi call kijyega,*Agar bewakoof hain toh SMS kijyega,*Aur agar kanjoos hain toh chup rahiyega. Sher: Kya mast air chalreli hai,*Cow grass eat kareli hai,*Dog bark bark karela hai,*Shaana SMS bhej rela hai,*Dhakkan SMS padh rela hai. Sher: Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har raah har dagar mein mile,*Mar bhi jaun agar toh tu dosti ki khatir paas waali kabar mein mile. Sher:Missed call rawayat hai aazmaane ki,*Ek lamha churaane ki,*Ek ehsaas jagane ki,*Ek dastak unke dar par,*Jinko aadat hai bhool jaane ki! Sher:Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakaas,*Jhakaas bole toh, apun heera tu moti,*Apun sabzi tu roti, apun paani tu tanki,*Apun tarzan tu monkey. Sher: Kaise Ho?*Maze Me?*Tabiyat Kaisi?*Ungli Me Dard Nahi Na?*Aankh Bhi Ok?*Dimag Thikane?*Kaamal Hai Yar Fir To SMS Kar Sakte Ho! Sher: Subah uthkar do kaam zaroor kiya karo.*1. Pooja kiya karo taaki tum jee sako,* 2. Naha liya karo taki sab jee sake. Sher: Mere SMS ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaaye,*Jo mujhe reply na kare uska mobile fanna ho jaye. Sher:Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai Ki Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai.* Sochta Hun Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Lu.*Ajkal Kambkhat Bill Bohat Ata Hai.! Sher: Kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote,*Chand toh tu hai hi..sitaare bhi saath hote. Sher: Andheri sadak,*Sunsaan kabristaan,*Suni haweli,*Kala aasmaan,*Raat ho gayi soja shaitaan. Sher:D Se Dosti, D Se Dil, D Se Dard, D Se Dillagi, D Se Dewangi Par D Se Itna Bhi Dur Na Ho Jana Ki S Se SMS Our C Se Call Bhi Na Kar Sako? Sher: Mere marne ke baad ae dost,*Tu aansu mat bahana,*Agar meri bahut yaad aaye,*Toh seedhe upar chale aana. Sher: Tu chand mange main chand de doon,*Raat mange raat de doon,*dil mange dil de doon,*Jaan mange,bas yaar,*Mangne ki koi limit hoti hai. Sher: Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya*Confusion ka moment aaya* Kabhi Monkey, kabhi Donkey banana chaha*end mein usse DONO KA MIX pasand aaya! Sher: Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua ,*Toh rab se shikaayat hogi,*Ek toh jhela nahi jaata,*Doosra aa gaya toh kya halat hogi! Sher: Ja message tu banke gulab,*Hogi sacchi dosti toh aayega jawab,*Na aaye toh mat hona udaas,*Samajhna hamare liye waqt nahi unke paas. Sher: Ladkiyan Jab Local Train Main Ho Toh Hum Sochte Rehte Hai,*Isse Local Train Ke Bajaye Log,*Maalgaadi Kyon Nahi Kehte Hai Sher: Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta,*Magar mujhe kaam tha.*Main tumhare liye doob ke marta,*Magar mujhe zukham tha. Sher: Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain,*Logon ki patniyon ke paas ghanton baithkar,*Unke pati ke marne ke fayade batate hain. Sher: Jab Yaad Aaye hamari Toh Kar Lena Phone* Phone Uthate Hi Yeh Mat Kehna* Hum Aapke Hai Kaun??? Sher: Taaza hawa ka jhonka aaya,*Khushboo teri saath laaya,*Mere dil mein yeh khayal aaya,*Lagta hai aaj bhi tu nahi nahaya. Sher: Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho,*Mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,*Na milte ho na SMS karte ho,*Kya tum mujhse bhi zyaada gareeb ho? Sher:Ae SMS Jaa Kar Mere Yaar Ko Salaam Karna*Save Kare Toh Shukriya Karna*Delete Kare Toh Bewafa Kehna*Aur Nahi Padhe Toh Ek Rupaya Le Lena Sher: Bas nazar uthake dekh liya hota,*Agar tamanna thi humein darane ki?*Hum toh yun hi behosh ho jaate,*Kya zaroorat thi muskuraane ki? Sher:Aapne badi ummeed laga rakhi hai,*Dil mein asha ki kiran jaga rakhi hai,*Roz kahan se naye SMS bhejen*Humne kya factory laga rakhi hai? Sher:Hawa Main Betaab Udd Raha Tha Wo Patta* Hawa Main Khushi Se Jhool Raha Tha Wo Patta*Ab Kitni Story Banau?*Ruk Gayi Hawa Gir Gaya Patta! Sher: Sirf aapke liye main chand taare tod doon,*Roti, kapda, makaan tak chod doon,*Ae dost itna kaafi hai ya,*Do-chaar jooth aur bol doon. Sher: Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...*Tumko dekha....toh yeh khayal aaya,*Pagalon ke stock mein naya maal aaya! Sher: Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai*Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai. Sher: Aasmaan par jitne sitaare hain!*Aankhon mein jitne ishaare hain!*Samandar ke jitne kinaare hain!*Utne screw dheele tumhare hain. Sher: Tum door sahi majboor sahi,*Par yaad tumhari aati hai,*Jab saans vahan par leti ho,*Toh badboo yahan par aati hai. Sher: Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?*Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?*Chadd yaar!*What's the big deal? Sher: Andhe ke haath mein TV,*Behre ke haath mein radio,*Goonge ke haath me microphone*aur tere haath mein mobile,*Wah, kya zamaana aa gaya! Sher: Teri zulf hai ya raat ka andhera,*Teri zulf hai ya raat ka andhera,*Hoja ganji kar de sawera. Sher: Taj Mahal Kya Cheez Hai Main Tere Liye Heeron Ka Mahal Banwaunga*Mumtaz Mahal To Mar Ke Dafan Huyi Thi*Main Tujhe Zinda Hi Dafnaunga Sher:Aaj chahe jitna paani piyo*sharbat, juice piyo,*Cola, whisky, vodka, rum piyo,*Kyunki har diaper ke pack ke saath,*Do diaper free hain. Sher: Aye mere kadardaan, dost meri jaan,*Tum hamesha rahoge hatte katte naujawan,*Kyunki, Khuda meherbaan toh,*Gadha pahelvaan. Sher: Romeo N Juliet Introduced Love,*Devdas N Paro Suffered for It,*Laila and Majnu Died For It,*So My Dear friends Beware Of It Sher: Sulagta hua jism,*Kap-kapate honth,*Thar-tharata hua badan,*Ladkhadaati aawaz,*Mujhe pata tha,*Ye nishaaniya malaria ki hi hain! Sher: Koi din mein karta hai,*Koi raat mein karta hai,*Koi aadha ghanta lagata hai,*Toh koi do ghante lagata hai,*Kya??*Mobile charging. Sher: No Matter How High The Sky Is*How Deep The Ocean Is*How Strong The Wind Is**I Just Want To Tell U**Thats None Of Your Business Sher: Sochta tha har mod par aapka intezaar karenge,*Par*Par*Par*Par*Kambakht sadak hi seedhi nikli. Sher: Barsaat ki raat bheegi ladki,*Bheega badan, bheegi zulfen, bheege honth,*Nazare mili,*Maine socha,*Kal use 100 percent zukaam hoga. Sher: Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Bhi Hain Aur Lonely Bhi*Problem Ye Hai Ki Bus Woh, Read-Only Hai. Sher: Sharaab bani toh maikhane bane.*Husn bana toh deewane bane.*Kuch toh baat hai aap mein,*Yun hi nahi pagalkhane bane. Sher: Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,*Mind mein nahi,*Humein mind mein rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai,*Kyunki hum mind blowing hain. Sher: Daraane ka hi man tha,*Toh chehra dikhane ki kya Zarooraat thi,*Bacche ki jaan lega kya*Is kadar hasne ki kya zaroorat thi? Sher:Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,*Jo ped ne kaha patton se,*Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,*Wohi main tumhe kehta hoon,*Oye chal hawa aane de! Sher: Tumhare saamne hain itne items,*Kabhi humein bhi pick karo,*Hamare pyar ke icon pe,*Kabhi to tum double-click karo. Sher: Jale ko aag kehte hain,*Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain.*Aap mein jo cheez missing hai,*Usko hi toh dimaag kehte hain. Sher: Panchi*Nadiya*Pawan Ke Jhonke*Koi Sarhad Na Inhe Roke*Aaj Nikle Hain Muddat Ke Baad*Kam Hi Nikalte Hain Yeh Ghar Se Naha Dhoke! Sher :Har lamha waqt guzar jaayega#chand lamho mein exam aa jaayega#abhi waqt hai do line padh lo#varna pass kya tera sasur karvayega? Sher: Dekha tujhe rooh khush ho gayi,*Ek kami thi woh poori ho gayi.*Pagal hain jo kehte hain*Dinosaur ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi. Sher: Dil De Diya Hai*Jaan Tumhe Denge* Dil De Diya Hai*Jaan Tumhe Denge*Abe Dil Dene Ke Baad Jaan Bachegi Kya Jo De Doon?? Sher:Donated SMS ko aage na donate karein, inse apna Inbox bhare. Hamare SMS ko mat bhoolna, yeh Virus nahin hai jo aap Authenticate karein. Sher:Vaadiyon mein dhundhle badal, chupkar parbat ka intezaar karte hain. Dil mein tamaam hasartein liye, hum aapka intezaar karte hain. Sher:Dil mein umeed ki shama jalayi hai, apni alag duniya basayi hai. Is umeed se ki aayega SMS tera, apne mobile par nazrein jamayi hai. Sher:Abhi abhi pyaar ka PC kiya hai chalu, dil ke Hard Disk pe kitni Files daloon?Apne chehre se Error hatao.Zara dil ka Password toh batao! Sher:Asaani se dil lagate hain, badi mushkil se vaade nibhate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jahan diye nahi dil jalate hain. Sher:Mushkil mein jeena nahi chahte, door aapse hona nahi chahte. Yun toh dost bahot banaye humne, par aap jaisa dost khona nahi chahte! Sher:Chandni raat thi, main so raha tha, kisi ne darwaza khatkhataya.Maine socha mera dil aaya,darwaza kholkar dekha toh bijli ka Bill aaya. Sher:Muskura do zara khuda ke vaaste, sama-e-mehefil mein roshni kam hai. Tum hamare nahi toh kya gham hai, hum tumhare hain ye kya kam hai? Sher:Zindagi hai toh khwab hain, khwab-toh manzilen hain, manzilen-toh raaste hain, raaste-toh mushkilen hain, mushkilen-toh Main Hoon Na! Sher:Hum hain raahi pyar ke, humse kuch na boliye. Humko jahan khatiya mili, hum vahin pe soliye. Sher:Jawaab teri shayari ka, denge hum shayari mein! Naam tera likh baithe hain, apne dil ki diary mein!! Sher:Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein aadaab karta hoon. Insaan se bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye tujhko SMS bhej paap karta hoon! Sher:Iqkhityare tabbassum ki lau ko, tarrannume jahan se agaah dena. Jab iska matlab samajh aa jaaye, toh mujhe bhi samjha dena! Sher:Jis din se juda woh humse huye, is dil ne dhadakna chod diya. Hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamakna chodd diya. Sher:Duniya mein 3 tarah ke log khushnaseeb hain, jinhe saccha pyar milta hai, nek yaar milta hai, aur jinhe mera SMS baar-baar milta hai! Sher:Kyun yeh haal banaya hai,na make-up na baalon ko sajaya hai.Yeh aati hain bar bar chehere pe,tumne zulfon ko bahut sar pe chadhaya hai! Sher:Woh likhte hai hamara naam mitti mein, aur mita dete hain. Unke liye yeh khel hoga, magar humein toh woh mitti mein mila dete hain. Sher:Mausam ki bahaar acchi ho, phoolon ki kaliyan kacchi ho. Hamari dosti sacchi ho, rab bas ek dua hai-mere dost ki har subah acchi o! Sher:Sharab bani toh maikhane bane?husn bana toh deewane bane. Kuch toh baat hai aap mein, yun hi nahi pagal-khane bane. Sher:Dil todna apni aadat nahi, dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi. Bharosa rakho meri wafaon pe, dil mein basa kar kisi ko bhulate nahi! Sher:Phoolon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai, suraj ne gagan se salaam bheja hai. Mubarak ho ek nayi subah, dil se maine yeh paigaam bheja hai! Sher:Aye dost! tu bhi likha kar shayari,meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayaga.Log fekenge ande tamater,toh raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega! Sher:Jabse unse pyar kiya, toh night ko sleeping chhod diya. Tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phod diya! Sher:Dua karta hoon khuda se, khuda mera dost apni manzil paaye! Uski raahon mein agar andhera ho, toh roshni ke liye tu mujhe jalaye! Sher:Tere chehre pe teri zulfon ka bikharna,kar deta hai ghayal.Apne baalon ko khula mat chodna,varna log tere dandruff se panaah maangenge. Sher:Yaad mein teri rota hai koi, har saans mein tujhe yaad karta hai koi. Maut sach hai aani hai, par teri judaai mein roz marta hai koi. Sher:Tere jaane ke baad usi ne mujhe sahara diya, yun toh bahut dost bane magar na jaane kyun maine usi ka saath diya. Sher:Doori ka ehsaas jab sataaya kare toh dil ko sambhaal liya karo, aur jab guzra lamha yaad aaye toh dimaag off kar liya karo! Sher:Bhool se koi bhool huyi toh bhool samajh kar bhool jana. Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi humein na bhulana. Sher:Ishq na karo yaaron yeh ek marz hai, toh maano hamari baat aur ishq se bachke raho, khoob khao, piyo aur aish karo! Sher:Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life,Tujhko chhod ke na koi banegi meri wife.Tu agar kabhi de dhokha,jaan main apni doonga with a knife. Sher:Roshni de kar doob jana suraj se seekho, dil dekar dard lena humse sikho. Bedardi se dil tod dete ho, SMS na bhejna khud se seekho. Sher:Din sang raat nahi hoti, sitaron sang dil ki baat nahi hoti. Jin doston ko chahat hai humse, khuda jaane unse mulaqat kyun nahi hoti? Sher:Socha Tajmahal banau, lekin Mumtaz nahi phir kyun banau? Mumtaz mili boli Tajmahal banao, maine bola apne baap se paise toh lekar aao! Sher:Paa liya hai tumko toh main khona nahi chahta, dil ab tere siwah kisi ka hona nahi chahta! Sher:Is kaarve mein 1 fakir hai, doston aur dushmano mein mera zameer hai. Kab tak rahe zinda rab jaane, aapki dua aur hamari takdeer hai. Sher:College ki chardeewari mein ajab sa khel hota hai, khel-khel mein dilo ka mel hota hai. Isiliye toh har saal baccha fail hota hai. Sher:Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi, koi aanchal inhe milta toh sitare hote. Sher:Dosti mausam nahi, jo rukhsat ho, saawan nahi, jo barse aur tham jaye. Dosti saans hai, jo hai toh sab kuch, toote toh kuch bhi nahi. Sher:Raat ka waqt hai mandir hai kareeb,aapke liye paigaam laya hoon.Ghar mein hain jitne purane joote,badal lo,main bhi badal ke aaya hoon. Sher:Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yakeen aaya, samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se. Sher:Dosti aankhon aur palkon jaisi ho, agar palak na jhapke toh aankhen ro deti hai. Aur aankhon ko dard ho, toh palken tadap uthti hain. Sher:Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi,gham ke sagar mein yun kho gayi,tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumhare SMS ki adaat ho gayi. Sher:Zindagi ke safar mein kisi ko itna mat chaho ki woh tumhari chahton ka qatil aur vafaon ka saudagar ban jaaye. Sher:Doston ki bewafaayi yaad nahin, dushmano ki wafa se darte hain.Yeh pagal dil chot khata hai, phir bhi logon par bharosa karte hain. Sher:Unki gali ke chakkar kaatte kaatte, kutte hamare yaar ho gaye. Woh toh humein na mili, par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye. Sher:Mushkil waqt mein saath kahan gaya? Jo sambhalata tha, woh haath kahan gaya? Jahan khushiyan aur ummeed the, woh aasman kahan gaya? Sher:Kaun kehta hai judaayi hogi, yeh afwaah kisi ne udaayi hogi. Shaan se rahenge tumhare dil mein hum, itni toh humne jagah banayi hogi! Sher:Ladka apni dilruba se poochta hai,kya pyar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai,abe jaldi bhaag peeche uska baap hai. Sher:Mayoos mat ho, yeh gunah hai, milta wohi hai jo kismat mein likha hai. Mohabbat mile humein zaroori nahi, na milne mein bhi maza hai! Sher:Chand se pata chala humein, dost kya hota hai. Khud andhere mein rehkar, doston ko roshni deta hai. Sher:Jee chahta hai in naazuk haathon ko choom loon,jee chahta hai in naazuk haathon ko chum loon. Par teri behti naak ne iraada badal diya. Sher:Zindagi ka sahara teri chahat, jeene ka bahana teri chahat. Tujhse juda hona bas mein nahi, har pal deewana banati hai teri chahat. Sher:Jaam kadwa hai magar itna bhi nahi ki piya na jaaye, zindagi mein dard bahut hain dost, magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya na jaaye. Sher:Kya kahe is dil ki haalat,tum door ho toh tumhara intezar satata hai.Main jab bhi tumko yaad karta hoon,mujhko tez bukhar ho jaata hai. Sher:Ho chuki hai raat ab so jao, kisi ke khayalon mein kho jao. Kar raha hoga koi intezaar aapka, khwabon mein hi sahi milne toh aao! Sher:Dost woh jo bin bulaye aaye, bewajah sar khaye, jeb khali karwaaye, kabhi sataye, kabhi rulaye, par hamesha saath nibhaye. Sher:Ishq ka anjaam paya hai,haath paer toote mooh se khoon aaya hai. Hospital pahuche toh nurse boli,strecher lao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai. Sher:Ek aashiyana dil mein basaya hai, unki yaadon ko seene se lagaya hai. Jaane wohi yaad aate hain kyun, dost humne kitno ko banaya hai. Sher:Zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka, humne khud ko khushnaseeb paya, tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki, khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya. Sher: Teri mohabbat mein dil ka ye haal hai, teri mohabbat mein dil ka ye haal hai. Dil maalamaal hai magar jeb apni kangaal hai. Sher: Jeevan ke har mod par, tum mere saath ho. Kabhi aankhon ki nami ho, kabhi dil ke jazbaat ho. Sher: Dosti ka haath thaamkar, nikal pade the yun hi kabhi. Aaj pehli baar manzil milne par dukh hua hai. Sher: Keh do saare zamaane se, ki humein unse pyar nahi. Us ladke ka main kya karu jiske paas paisa, bangla aur car nahi! Sher: Tere aane se meri zindagi ko, jaise ek naya aasmaan mil gaya. Barso se murjhaya dil ka phool, tere pyar ki chand boondon se khil gaya. Sher: Dosti ka aalam bada suhana,jazbaat bhi hai shayarana.Zindagi ki saari daulat ko sameta,par aaj bhi sabse keemti hai,dosti ka khajana. Sher: Mere dil mein tere liye, ek ajeeb si tadap jaagi hai. Jis din se meri biwi, padosi ke saath bhaagi hai. Sher: Tumhari in aankhon mein humne, apne aap ko dekha hai. Kya hota hai dil se dil lagana, tumhi se toh seekha hai. Sher: Woh college ke din,jab mausam badalte the.Masti thi canteen mein,baat baat pe ladte the.Aao phir se jiye woh pal,yaad kare beeta kal. Sher: Ladkiyon ke tewar, ladkiyon ke nakhre. gulabi honth, baal bikhre. Inhi ki meherbaaniyon se, hum kha rahe hai dar badar ki thokre. Sher: Tera haath thaam kar jab bhi maine, in gehri aankhon mein dekha hai. Jazbaaton ke toofaano ko, badi mushkil se dil ne roka hai. Sher: Dosti ka sama,doston ka saath hai.mushkil hai raahen toh kya,haathon mein tera haath hai.Manzil ko ab pana hai, chahe jo haalaat hain. Sher: Chandi ka ghoda,sone ki lagaam,SMS padhnewalo ko salaam.Whiskey peene walo kabhi paani piyo,phokat ka SMS padhne walon kabhi SMS karo. Sher: Chand in aankhon ki parchaayi hai,jaane kis jannat se tu aayi hai.Yeh hai khwaab ya khuda ki rehmat,itni khoobsurati kahan se layi hai Sher: Dosti ki kitaab mein, apun ka chapter mast hai. Teri meri dosti ka setting, ekdum zabardast hai. Sher: Sangeet ke saath awaaz, phool ke saath khushbu. Jism ke saath rooh, khushi ke saath gham. Aapko tang karne ko hum, har lamha har dam! Sher: Sab nagme saaz mein gaate nahi, sabko mehfil mein bulate nahi. Kuch paas rehkar bhi yaad nahi karte,kuch door rehkar bhi bhulate nahi. Sher:Vada tum kar gaye dost,ki aaoge khwab mein.Vaada tum kar gaye dost,ki aaoge khwab mein.Maare khushi ke neend na aayi to hum kya karein? Sher: Macchar kaate toh mat ho hairaan, macchar jo kaate toh mat ho hairaan. Anjaane mein hi sahi, kar rahe ho rakth daan. Sher: Paani mein patthar mat phenko, koi paani peeta hai. Apne chehre pe muskurahat sajaaye rakho, koi isi muskaan ke liye jeeta hai. Sher: Os ki boondein hain,aankhon mein nami,na upar aasmaan hai na neeche zameen.Kaisa mod hain zindagi ka,jo dost khaas hain unki hai kami! Sher: Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho..aur..aur..aur..laanat hai aisi zindagi par! Sher:Kisi kashti ko kinara nahi milta,kisi ko dhoodne pe sahara nahi milta.Logon ki khushiyan apni-apni,humein to gham bhi hamara nahi milta Sher:Aarzu nahi ki kisi ko bhulaye hum,na tamanna ki kisi ko rulaye hum.Dua hai rab se,jisko jitna yaad karte hain,usko utna yaad aayen hum Sher:Dil ka dard zubaan par laate nahi,apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi.Zakhm chahe kitne gehre ho,hum antiseptic ke siva kuch lagate nahi. Sher: Ae kalam ruk ja, izzat ka muqaam hai. Teri zehrili nok pe, mere mehboob ka naam hai. Sher:Andaz-e-dosti aapki ek adaa hai,door ho humse aapki khata hai.Dil me basi hai ek pyari si tasveer aapki,jiske neeche I MISS U likha hai Sher: Jaise suraj nikle raat ke baad,chand alvida kahe mulaqaat ke baad.Tu ghar se na nikalna varna log kahenge,Mendak nikla barsaat ke baad Sher:Tairna hai toh samundar mein aake tairo,kinaaro mein kya rakha hai.Pyar karna hai toh lafzon se kehkar karo,ishaaro mein kya rakha hai? Sher:Haath jo thama toh chodna aata nahi,vaada jo kiya toh todna aata nahi.Dost to aap hamesha rahenge,kyunki dilo se khelna mujhe aata nahi Sher: Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab humein choddkar mat jaana yaar.Bin tere jee nahi paayenge,tum na hoge toh ullu kise banayenge? Sher: Zindagi mein toh tumhari aa na sake, ab khwabon mein chale aate hain. Tum laakh nazarein pher lo sanam, hum phir bhi nazar aate hain. Sher: Socha na tha kabhi dosti hogi,dil jiske liye ro sake aisi ulfat hogi.Ab jannat ka raasta kyun dekhu,jahan dost vahin jannat shuru hogi Sher: Jab hota hai tera deedaar, dil dhadakta hai baar-baar! Aadat se majboor ho, jaane kab maang lo udhaar! Sher: Kehne ko toh tum bhool chuki, phir bhi anjaane mein pukaarti ho. Tum kabhi bhooli hi nahi thi, bas jaankar anjaan banti ho. Sher: Har koi pyar ke liye tadapta hai, har koi pyar ke liye rota hai. Mere pyar ko galat mat samajhna, pyar toh dosti mein bhi hota hai! Sher: Na moh na maya hai, aalas tumhi ko aaya hai. Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta, Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai! Sher: Kaise main bataun kya cheez mohabbat hoti hai. Poocho yeh haal unse, jinko mohabbat hoti hai. Sher: Fiza mein mehakti shaam,pyar mein chalakta jaam hai tu.Seene mein chupaye phirte hain yaad teri,meri zindagi ka doosra naam hai tu. Sher:Jo kehti hai duniya sach hai begum,ke main tere zer-aser aa gaya hun!Kaha boss ne jahanumm me jao toh dafter se seedha ghar aa gaya hun Sher: Bandagi hai yeh khuda ki, khuda ka hai noor. Heeron mein heera hai mohabbat, nooron mein Kohinoor. Sher: Nazar tumhari, nazar hamari, nazar ne dil ki nazar utaari. Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari. Sher: Aakhir woh aa hee gaye laut ke, duniya ki haqeeqat dekh ke. Varna unhe kya pata tha, kitna kharcha hota hai ek-ek SMS bhej ke! Sher: Kitno ka qatl kiya mohabbat ne, kitno ko kiya majboor. Judaayi mein dilbar ki, yeh ban jati hai nasoor. Sher: Teri aankhon mein samaana chahta hoon,dil mein koi thikana chahta hoon.Thak gaya karke yaad tujhko dost,ab tujhe yaad aana chahta hoon Sher:Mausam mein ajeeb baat hai,beqabu jazbaat hain.Jee chahta hai tumko churale tumhi se,kya kare,Papa kehte hain chori karna buri baat hai Sher: Phool se kya gila, jab phool mein khushboo nahi. Aapse kya gila, jab aapko humse mohabbat hi nahi Sher: Request hai tumse refuse na karna, Friendship/dosti ko fuse na karna. Dost hain confuse na karna, meri jagah kisiko use na karna. Sher:Bewafayi se badhi cheez kya hogi,gham-e-intihan judaayi se badhi kya hogi.Deni ho jawani mein saza,toh padhaayi se badkar saza kya hogi Sher: Mohabbat na sahi hum phir bhi jee lete hain Zindagi zeher sahi, hum phir bhi pee lete hain. Sher: Taras gaye dost ke deedar ko,dil phir bhi uske liye dua karta hai.Humse achha toh uske ghar ka aayina hai,har roz usko dekha karta hai Sher: Zindagi ne dhaye hain bahut se sitam, zindagi ne dhaye hain bahut se sitam. Uparwaale ki kasam, sher khatam! Sher: Na dekha karo tum humein, teerchi nazron se is tarah. Ki jaan jaati hai jism se, neend aakhon se jis tarah. Sher:Kitne chehre hain duniya mein,magar humko ek chehra nazar ata hai.Duniya ko hum ab kya dekhein,dost ki yaadon mein waqt guzar jaata hai Sher: Woh jab chalti hain raahon mein, 100-100 ke note bicha deta hoon. Uske jaane ke baad, woh sab note ginkar utha leta hoon! Sher: Dekha jo tumhe pyar se, vafa ka izhaar hua. Paya jo tumhe zindagi mein, mohabbat ka iqraar hua. Sher:Hamara har lamha chura liya tumne,aankhon ko ek chand dikha diya tumne.Humein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,dosti dekar jeena sikhaya tumne Sher: Saavan aate hee, murjhaye hue phool bhi khil jaate hain. SMS free kya hue, aap jaise ullu bhi shayar ban jaate hain. Sher: Khoya jo tumhe, ek aah nikli is dil se. Dil ko jala gayi, ek bijli is dil se. Sher:Tamam umr tujhe zindagi ka pyar mile,khuda kare khushi har baar mile.Meri dua hai raahen phool mein,qadam qadam pe mausam-e-bahaar mile Sher:Woh muskuraakar chal diye toh aapne socha,woh aapki adaaon mein fas rahi hai.Janab zara gaur se dekhiye,woh aapko joker samajh rahi hai Sher: Ab na aao khwabo mein tum, kahin neend se na jaagu. Main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jaagu. Sher: Har pal ne kaha ek pal se, pal bhar ke liye dost mere saamne aa jao. Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho, ki har pal tum hi yaad aao. Sher: Tum jab safed saari pehen laal bindi lagaati ho, Tum jab safed saari pehen laal bindi lagaati ho. Kasam se ambulance nazar aati ho! Sher: Sapna toh bas sapna hai, sapno mein kya jeena. Subah ki pehli kiran se seekho, is duniya mein jeena. Sher: Teri muskan hoton se na choote,duniya mein tujhse koi na ruthe.Meharbaan ho khuda tujhpe itna,aasman par taare bhi teri marzi se toote Sher: Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse. Duniya ki parwah chodo, ban jao meri spouse. Sher:Khushiyon ka ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, dosti ka suroor chaya rahe, dhan ki ho bauchar, aisa rahe aapke liye diwali ka tyohaar Sher:Deepak ka agar noor na hota, tanha dil itna majboor na hota. Hum aapko Happy Diwali kehne aa jaate, agar aapka ghar itni door na hota Sher:Mita de jo raat kaali, jo har manzar se niraalli. Jo bikhraaye harsu khush-haali, aisi mubaarak ho aapki Diwali Sher:Pal pal sunehre phool khile, Na ho kaanto ka saamna. Zindagi aapki khushiyon se bhari rahe, deepawali par hamaari yehi shubhkaamna Sher:Aayi hai raat khushiyon ki, mit jaaye kasak sadiyon ki. Dil mein saj jaaye mohabbat ke gulzar, har manzar se niraali ho diwali aapki Sher:Na zubaan se, na nigahon se, na dimag se, na rangon se, na greetings se, na gift se, aapko Diwali wish karenge direct dil se Sher:Is diwali yeh dua maangte hain bhagwan se, chahe aapki khushi imaan se. Sab hasratein poori ho aapki, muskaraye aap dil-o-jaan se Sher:Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye Laxmi dwaar, sukh sampati mile apaar. Ma kar de aapka beda paar, diwali ki subhkaamnayen kare sweekar Sher:Badhta jaaye karobaar, parivaar mein bana rahe pyar, aap paaye khusiyaan apaar, bani rahe dhan ki bharmar, aisi ho diwali is baar Sher:Khushi ki barsat ho, laxmi ka vaas ho, sankat ka naash ho. Dilon pe raj ho, unnati ka taj ho. Ghar mein vikaas ho, yeh diwali khaas ho. Sher:Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaron ne gagan se salaam bheja hai. Mubaarak ho aapko diwali, tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. Sher: Aisa nahi hai ki, I don?t like your face. Par dil ke computer mein, there is no free space. Sher: Kyun dhoondti rehti ho tum mujhe, dil ke kisi kone mein. Main bas raha hoon tumhari dhadkano mein, tumhari saanso mein. Sher: Raatein gumnaam hoti hai, din benaam hota hai. Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hain, har lamha dost hi ke naam hota hai! Sher: Apni insult ka badla, dekhna main kaise lunga. Janeman bas button dabakar, tere baap ko shift+delete kar dunga! Sher:Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehne do,manzil pane ki kasak rehne do.Chahe raho nazron se door,par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehne do Sher: Ae dost teri dosti ka ujala, har taraf chaya hai. Jab bhi ghire hum tanhaaiyon ke baadalon main, tu sabse pehle yaad aaya hai. Sher: Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya. Coma se jaage mareez ko hamesha ke liye sula diya. Sher:Aankhein uthi unki toh dua ban gayi,aankhein jhuki unki toh haya ban gayi.Jo jhuk-ke uthi khata ban gayi,uth ke jhuki toh adaa ban gayi Sher: Dosti ki kitaab ka har panna, har panne par likhi har kahani. Aao doston aaj yaad karen, woh suhana mausam woh mast jawani. Sher: Mandiron mein haath jodte hain, masjido mein haath failate hain. Par sirf dosti hi ek aisa rishta hai, jisme haath milaye jaate hain. Sher: Khush rahe har khwahish ho haasil, Har saans dua kare mera dil. Apni mufalisi mein kaise laun. Tu kohinoor thi Taj ke kaabil Sher: Aayi jab Sunday ki shaam,biwi se ATM card chupana yaad hai. Sasural ki kya sunao doston,sasuraal na jaane ka mujhe har bahana yaad hai Sher: Dost khoob sila dete hain,har mod pe dard naya dete hain.Tum se toh ghadi bhar ki mulaqaat rahi,log sadiyon ki rafaqat bhula dete hain Sher:Tujhe pyar karun jahan-e-jannat doon,kyun bebasi mein karun shaamil.Tere naseeb ke kante khuda mujhe de,teri fateh ho,mile tujhe manzil Sher:Daru pee ghar aana,danton taley illaichi chabana yaad hai.Dekhi jab raste mein koi dusri ladki,biwi ka gussa yaadkar tarthrana yaad hai Sher: Dard jo ho aankh nam na karo, raat kaali sahi gham na karo. Ek sitara bano jagmagate raho, dost zindagi mein sada muskarate raho Sher: Jevan ke kisi dukh sukh mein, woh mere saath shareek nahi. Hum dono mein ek rishta hai, par jazbon ki tehreek nahin Sher: Allah allah kya josh hai mere deewane mein. Kal zamanat pe churwaya, aaj phir thane mein hai Sher: Zubaan se naam lete hain, aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain. Kabhi hazaron dost hua karte the, aaj ek dost ke liye taras jaate hain Sher: Phir log kahenge inka yeh rishta kitna saccha tha. Par kisko khabar saara jeevan, woh tanha the...main tanha tha Sher: Allah allah hamari mehbooba mein kitna josh hai. Jise dekhkar saare deewane behosh hain, isiliye toh sab khamosh hain Sher:Ek pal mein woh hass dete hain,duje pal mein khafa ho jaate hain.Khatti-meethi nok jhok mein bhi,hum ek duje ke acche dost kehlate hain Sher:Chup guzarti aangan se,haule se chhupa deti moonh kitaabon mein.Kangan karti chup,payal bhi utaarti,par dhadkan ki aahat kaise kam hogi Sher: Bapu ne kaha paise udana chhod, ma ne kaha dance baar jana chhod. Dost ne kaha peena chhod, kahin koi yeh na kahe line maarna chhod Sher:Dost ke saath yeh duniya bhari lagti,uske bina ajeeb sunapan hai.Door sahi woh saath mujhe hai mehsoos hota,par isse virana kam na hota Sher: Hai pyaar humein tumse, humraaz farishte hain. Pehchaan le lakhon mein, yeh rooh ke rishte hain Sher: Roshni agar rab ko ho manzoor aandhiyon mein bhi chiraag jalte hain. Chal-chal re naujawan, bijli ka bill bharne chalte hain Sher: Ek duje ke bina reh nahi paate,Par ladne ke baad dono itraate.Ek duje ki galti jhatpat maaf karte hain, haan isi ka naam toh dosti hai Sher: Mohabbat huyi hawaoon se, hawaoon ne rukh badla. Maine mohabbat ki chand se, Woh har raat chuphta raha Sher: Dabbe mein dabba, dabbe mein kharghosh. Ladki ne aankh maari, ladka hua behoosh Sher: Dosti aisi karo dil mein bas jaaye, saans lo toh khushbu uski aaye. Dosti ka nasha aankhon pe jo chaaye, baat koi ho naam usi ka aaye Sher: Maine subah ke ujaalon se mohabbat ki, magar woh andheron mein doobte rahe. Mohabbat huyi sapno se, woh bikharne lagey Sher: Meri dosti woh daag hai, jo aap mita nahi paoge. Bas itni guzarish hai aapse, badhiya sabun se mat dhona varna dhoondte reh jaoge Sher: Main juda,tere saath meri yaad,main juda,tere saath mera ehsaas.Main juda, tere saath meri khushboo, main juda, tere saath meri dosti Sher: Apni mohabbat khwahishaat ke nazar ki, toh woh hasrat ban-ne lagi. Ab jaan chuki hoon itna, sab jhoot hai yeh?Mohabbat kuch bhi nahi Sher: Neend mujhe raat bhar aane lagi hai kam, Neend mujhe raat bhar aane lagi hai kam. Shayad macharon ko bhi mil gaya hai sanam Sher: Hum se door hokar bhi hamare paas dost,hamari sooni zindagi ki aas dost.Kaun kehta hai bichad gaye,yaad ki tarah hamari saans hai dost Sher:Khel kar yun ungaliyon se baalon mein,aur uljhaao na sawaalon mein.Padhne waale toh padh hi lete hain,dil ki sab daastan rumaalon main. Sher: Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawwur hi nahi hai, tujh bin zindagi ka tasawwur hi nahi hai. Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai Sher: Phoolon se acchi uski khushboo, kaliyon se pyari muskaan. Sitaaron sa chamakta hua chehra, koyal se meethi dost ki zubaan! Sher:Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,jhuki nigahon ko iqraar kehte hain.Sirf jatane ka naam ishq nahi,yadon mein jeena bhi pyar kehte hain Sher: Mohabbat hai mujhko sirf tumse sanam, sach keh raha hoon tumhari kasam. Jhoot bolu toh tu mar jaaye, ae kaash mujhko dooji mil jaye Sher: Dost zindagi mein hain, toh jeena kaise chhod doon. Agar dost ka saath hai, toh gham ko apna saathi kaise bana loon Sher:Man hi sab kuch hai,tan kuch bhi nahin.Aasmano mein so jayega,dastano mein kho jayega.Tan kisi roz bankar dhuan,in havaon ka ho jayega Sher: Is duniya mein tum hi sab se haseen ho, is duniya mein tum hi sab se haseen ho. Ab main aur kahu jhoot kitna, ki tumko yaqeen ho Sher:Aankho mein rehne walon ko yaad na karte,dil mein rehne walon ki baat na karte.Hamare dil mein rehta dost,toh milne ki fariyad na karte Sher: Rang chipka hua hai jism se ek, jo ki utra nahin kayi saalon se. Tere hathon ka chhua lagta hai, tere choone se hatega shayad Sher: Dekho mujhe hai kitna pyaar tumse, ab toh haan karo. Agar ab bhi hai inkaar, toh yeh letter aage pass karo Sher:Judayi dost ki rulati rehegi,yaad uski aati rahegi.Har pal jaan jaati rahegi,jab tak jism mein jaan,meri har sans dosti nibhati rahegi Sher: Tanhayi mein muskurana ishq hai, baat ko chupana ishq hai. Yun toh neend nahi aati raat bhar, sote-jaagna, jaagte-sona ishq hai Sher:Hoon tanha par tanha mat samajhna,dil mein teri tasveer laga rakhi hai.Akela ho aa jana.Tere liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai Sher: Aansoon se na dosti karte, apne dil se na dushmani karte. Doosron ki tarah hum bhi khush rehte, kaash hum tumse dosti na karte Sher:Dilon se khelne ka hunar nahi aata,isiliye ishq ki baazi haar gaye.Meri zindagi se unhe bahut pyar tha,isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye Sher: Yaad mein tumhari humne aansu bahaye day and night, ab halat ye hai ki dikhta hai sab kuch black and white Sher:Dost ne dekha aansoon gir pade,basant mein phool bikhar pade.Dukh nahi ki usne mujhe alvida kaha,dukh yeh hai ki uske baad dost ro pada Sher:Raat chup hai chand khamoosh nahi,kaise kahu hosh nahi.Kaise doobe unki aankhon ki gehraayi mein,haath mein jaam hai,peene ka hosh nahi Sher: Larazte huye haathon se usne meri kalaiyon ko yun chua, maano uski har saas keh rahi ho?bhai sahab time kya hua? Sher:Saaton aasman ki sair kar aaye,taaron se dosti kar aaye.Ek taara khas tha saath le aaye,varna tum hi socho dost,tum zameen par kyun aye Sher:Dil gham se bhara ho toh chupayen kaise,raat andheri ho toh diya jalaye kaise.Dukh ki baarish ho zindagi,toh dil ko sitara banaye kaise Sher: Kamaata nahin itna ki tujhe roz khilaun, kamaata nahin itna ki tujhe roz khilaun. Aati hai toh aaja, ya kisi aur ko pataun? Sher: Dosti ne zindagi ko maqsad diya hai, har pal mein dost ka ehsaas diya hai. Jab jhapke palke teri, samajhna dost ne yaad kiya hai Sher: Humein haste dekhkar log samajhte hain humein aadat hai muskurane ki. Par woh nadaan kya jaane, yeh bhi ek adaa hai gham chupane ki Sher:Baithe tere khayalon mein,kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam.Tasveer utaar dali,aur likha paigam-zinda ya murda pakdnewale ko 5000 inaam Sher: Dil ke khali kone ko chodd do, hasti duniya mein aao. Kisi ko mann ka meet bana lo, khushiyon ke phool khilao. Sher: Dosti ki mehak hawaaon mein hai,pyar bikhra fizaaon mein hai.Jhoomta phir raha hoon jahaan mein,tera intezaar pyar ki raahon mein hai. Sher:Dost sirf woh nahi, jo zindagi bhar saath nibhaye. *Dost woh bhi hai, jo zindagi ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaye. Sher:Katra katra behte aansu, hum sukha na paaye. *Aur wafa ki saza kya hogi...woh roye humse lipatkar, *aur hum mana na paaye! Sher:Galat nazar se dekhoge, toh har taraf kharaabi nazar aayegi. *Sahi nazar se dekhoge, toh har sundar ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar aayegi. Sher:Mat pooch kyun paon mein raftaar nahi hai, kaarwa manzil ka talabgaar nahi hai.*Dosti ki duhaayi na de,dil dard ka khareeddar nahi hai. Sher:Teri yaad ne sataya raat bhar, tere khwabon ne jagaya raat bhar. *Karvate badlte rahe sari raat hum, chain ek pal ko na aaya raat bhar. Sher:Kya haseen din the, jab hum pyar ko cash kiya karte the. *Ab sab apne kharche pe karna padta hai, tab unke kharche pe jiya karte the. Sher:Dosti ki aad mein dard ke saath kheloge, aise sahare ki darkaar nahi. *Bhula ke dost ko zindagi mein aage jaane ko hum tayyaar nahi. Sher:Bechain karke chain se sone chale,ab toh raat din aankh mein sapne pale.*Kal tak aap humein chahte the magar,aaj hum aapko chahne lage. Sher:Chand ne chandni maangi, sitaro ne roshni maangi. *Rab ne jab humse hamari chahat poochi, humne kabhi Sridevi kabhi Madhuri maangi. Sher:Dosti mein jeenewale kushnaseeb hain, dosti mein marnewale ajeeb hain. *Azeem hai hamari yeh dosti, faaslon par rehke bhi qareeb hain. Sher:Humse zyada koi bechain kya hoga, humse zyada koi betaab kya hoga. *Unke sapne aankh liye so gaye, aur bechaini ka sabab kya hoga. Sher:Taras khao, laalten mein tel khatam hone ko aaya. *Jal jao zindagi mein tubelight bankar, meri zindagi mein andhera hone ko aaya. Sher:Dosti naam hai khushi aur gham ka, dosti raaz hai muskrane ka. *Pal do pal ki pehchan nahi, dosti farz hai umar bhar saath nibhane ka. Sher:Ishq ke naam lab thatharate rahe, bechain ho aap kayaas hum lagate rahe. *Aapne kabhi kaha nahi, hum dil hi dil mein dil lagate rahe Sher:Tum jaan ho, paan ho, naan ho, zameen-aasman ho, Hindustan ho, Russia-Japan ho. *Sone ki khaan ho,Amir-Salman ho, isiliye meri jaan ho. Sher:Socha na tha din aisa aayega, dost humein bhool jaayega. *Hum ruke hain uske intezaar mein, aur woh humein MISS YOU kehna bhool jayega. Sher:Aapne neend churayi, humne dil churaya toh kya. *Aapke ehsaas humein din raat chhedte hain, hamare khwabon ne aapko chheda toh kya. Sher:Paas ho ya door, hum dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain. *Na khat, na telephone ke mohtaaj, hum aapke dil ko hichkiyon se hila sakte hain. Sher:Kabhi kisi se judayi mat karna, is dost se rusvaayi mat karma. *Jab dil bhar jaye humse toh bata dena, na batakar bewafayi mat karna. Sher:Aapke naam se aati hain saanso mein saanse. *Kabhi khwabon se nikal kar samne aaiye, aapke door jaate hi tham jaati hain yeh saanse. Sher:Bahut kuch lut chuka hai dil ke saath, pata chala ishq farmane ke baad. *Tabhi kamre ki har cheez check karta hoon, tere jaane ke baad. Sher:Yakeen humein sirf tum pe hai, varna yahan kayi chehre khaas hain. *Hum vaada karte hain dosti ka, bas aap se dost kehlane ki aas hai. Sher:Tu dhadkan mein samaayi hai, tere ehsaas se zindagi paayi hai. *Vaada kar judaayi na hogi, tera wajood mere jeene ki sachchai hai. Sher:Din me chain nahi, raat ko neend nahi. ji na lage kahi! Khuda, kya yehi pyar hai? *Khuda: nahi beta, private job walon ka yehi haal hai Sher:Dost ne dosti ka vaada toda, raah mein tanha choda. *Takraar hoti hai zindagi mein, yakeen tumpe hai isliye tumhara daaman na choda. Sher:Jabse tu meri zindagi mein aayi hai, har lamha sukun ka paaya hai. *Har pal tera khumar rehta hai, khwabon mein bhi tera hi saaya hai. Sher:Har lamhe par khwaab likhunga, apni zindagi par kitaab likhunga. *Aapke gardan ko phoolon ki tehni, aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhunga. Sher:Zindagi lamba safar hai, log milte hain bichhad jate hain. *Par kuch dost itne khaas hote hain, bichhad kar bhi yaad bahut aate hain. Sher:Chain aur sukun se vaasta na raha, do dilo ke beech faasla na raha. *Jabse aapne dil pe dastak di hai, aankhon ka need se vaasta na raha. Sher:Tum paas ho toh pyar aata hai, door ho toh intezaar satata hai. *Kya kahen dil ki haalat, tujhe yaad karke humein bukhaar ho jaata hai. Sher:Muskurakar mila karo humse dost, kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse dost. *Roz nahi na sahi, kabhi kabhi toh yaad kiya karo dil se dost. Sher:Bechain din raat hain, dil mein bas teri yaad ki baraat hai. *Tere bina jaise sab adhura hai, ab toh khwabon mein bhi teri hi baat hai. Sher:Ek toh sharmate bahut ho, baat kare koi toh itraate bahut ho. *Dil chahta hai tumhe choom loon, par suna hai tum chillate bahut ho. Sher:Sookhte hain lab, lafz ulajhte hain, reh jaaye saaye ashq dikhte hain. *Karte nahi lab bayaan, dost nazaron ki zubaan samajhte hain. Sher:Adure hum adhure aap hain, jaise adhuri chand ke bina raat hai. *Khuli aankhon se bhi sapne dekhte hain, itne naazuk apne haalaat hain. Sher:Roz tere pange honge, roz tere ghar mein dange honge. *Agar mujhe SMS nahi kiya toh yaad rakhna, tere sab bachche lafange honge! Sher:Khamosh raat mein sitare na hote, rukhi aankhon mein nazaare na hote. *Hum bhi na karte parwah aapki, gar aap itne pyare na hote. Sher:Ek pal door nahi aapse, aap parchhayi bankar saath the. *Jitne betaab the aap humse milne ko, hum bhi aapse milne ko utne betaab the. Sher:Jab pyar mein haar gaye, humne socha khudkushi kar le. *Hum chale khudkushi karne toh khayal aaya, kyun na ek baar phir try karle? Sher:Suraj paas ho na ho, roshni rehti hai, Chand paas ho na ho, chandni rehti hai. *Aap paas ho na ho, aapki yaad hamesha saath rehti hai. Sher:Betaabiyon ka kohra chhatne laga, rukhsaar se parda hatne laga. *Baat bebaat kabhi baat humse kijiye, din-e intezaar bhi ghatne laga. Sher:Ishq ka tamasha dekha nahi jata, toota sheesha dekha nahi jata. *Apne hisse ke SMS de doon tujhe, tera khaali inbox dekha nahi jata. Sher:Hum rote the uski yaad mein, aapne aansu peena sikha diya. *Kisi ne maar hi dala tha humein, aapne dosti ki taqat se jeena sikha diya. Sher:Pyar mein milti lambi judayi, pyar mein milti sanam ki bewafayi. *Yeh toh tohfa hai pyar ka dost, ismein milte aansu, dard aur tanhayi. Sher:Jabse nazre mili humein kuch ho gaya, raaton ki neend gayi, din ka chain gaya. *Lagta hai humein pyar nahi, CONJUCTIVITIS ho gaya. Sher:Koi naya dost mile toh humein bhool na jana, beech safar mein humein chhod ke na jana. *Dosti ki hai toh dil se nibhana. Sher:Aansuon se pehle ka pyar na bhool, mehboob mera haal na bhool. *Yaad mein kaat-ti har raat, meri maiyyat se uthi apni baaraat na bhool. Sher:Zaalim palatkar dekh tammanna hum bhi rakhte hain. *Tum agar car rakhti ho toh scooter hum bhi rakhte hain. Sher:Dosti chirag hai jalaye rakhna, dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna. *Hum rahe na rahen jahan mein, hamari yaad dil mein basaye rakhna. Sher:Gar woh bewafa na huye hote, hum kahan door gaye hote. *Na uthti hamari doli is qadar dhoom se, hum le ke kafan kabr mein soye hote. Sher:Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utarkar dekh, tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utarkar dekh. *Phir bhi na dikhe, chashma badal kar dekh! Sher:Karoge yaad toh har baat aayegi, guzre waqt ki mauj thehar jayegi. *Talaash karoge humse behtar dost, nigah door jakar laut aayegi. Sher:Pyar bahut karte hain dil mein, ishq ke izhaar se darte hain. *Khaaye itne zakhm is dil par ab talak, dard ke ehsaas se darte hain Sher:Pehle kisi pe dil nahi aaya, tumhe dekha toh tum par aa gaya. *Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne SMS kare, 5 hazaar ka bill aa gaya. Sher:Hasi jo hasa de, aansu jo rula de. Arzoo jo jaga de, chahat jo samajh le. *Aadat jo jaan le, usi rishte ka naam hai dosti. Sher:Khushi ki dua maangke, baat karte hain door jaane ki. *Aap haal-e-dil kya samajhenge, aapke bina adhuri hain khushiyaan zamane ki. Sher:Likho paigham kuch aisa, kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaye. *Har lafz mein dard itna bharo, examiner pass karne ko majboor ho jaye. Sher:Na naam yaad rakhna, na paigaam yaad rakhna. *Dil ki dili tammana hai, bas apne is dost ka salaam yaad rakhna. Sher:Main tere pyar mein, ban gaya hoon kabootar, *Har dum khada rehta hoon, tere saamne wali building ke upar. Sher:Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life, tujhko chhod ke na koi banegi meri wife. *Tu kabhi de dhokha, jaan main apni doonga with a knife. Sher:Preet maine tujhse lagayi sajni, phir tera baap kyun beech main aaye? *Har khwab mera adhura reh jaaye jab usme tera baap nazar aaye! Sher:Aaankh ladake mujhse, tune meri neend churayi. *Saara kusoor tera, par tera baap bola: abe ab shaamat teri aayi. Sher:Twinkle twinkle little star, life is friendship, thoda pyar. *Enjoy life ke din hain chaar, miss you hamesha, keep smiling cute yaar! Sher:Teri har ada ke kaayal huye, tirchi nazar se ghayal huye. *Sach jaana jab ki nazar hi tirchi hai teri, aisa laga jhatka ki pagal huye. Sher:Dil mein baat tab khatki, jab bael ko T.V. dekhte paya. *Maamla tab samajh aaya, jab Miss Palampur ko dekh wohh muskuraya. Sher:Na waqt itna ki syllabus poora ho jaye, na tarkeeb koi ki exam paas ho jaaye. *Jaane kya dard diya padhayi ne-na roya, na soya jaaye! Sher:Tujhe dekhkar dil mein hoti hai thunder,tujh bin main jaise fish without water. *Jisse ab meri har khawish hai judi,tu hai wohi factor. Sher:Tere naam se duniya-bhar ke paagal-khaane chalte hain. *Akela mat samajhna khud ko, vahan tere jaise hazaar paagal palte hain. Sher:Yeh zindagi ek janjaal, yahan chalta hai paise ka kamaal. *Na tere na mere paas maal, toh fir aao khelte hai missed call missed call. Sher:Itna khoobsoorat hai yeh husn, khud ko doosron ki nazar se bachaya karo. *Surma lagana kaafi nahin, gale mein nimbu-mirch latkaya karo. Sher:Maine tere ghar ke bahar seeti bajayi, phir bhi tu bahar na aayi. *Bike ka horn kab tak bajaun, aaja battery khatam hone ko aayi. Sher:Kahin andhera kahin shaam hogi, meri har khushi tere naam hogi. *Maang ke dekh mujhse, karz mein doobi saari property tere naam hogi. Sher:Ghunghat uthaya raat ho gayi,sunehri dhoop thi barsaat ho gayi. *Armaano pe mere petrol fir gaya, woh kisi aur ke saath faraar ho gayi. Sher:Un phoolon se kya dosti karni, jo khilke murjha jaaye. *Dosti toh hum jaise kaanton se karo, ek baar chubhe aur baar baar yaad aaye! Sher:Dekh kar meri surat pyari, nikal aati hain ladkiyan saari. *Lekin tu kyun na aati hai, intezaar mein khade meri taang dukh jaati hai. Sher:Jab se woh gayi aunty ke ghar, maine nikalna chod diya ghar se. *Sab kehte hain darpok lafanga, ghar mein chupa baitha kisi ke darr se. Sher:Priye! Maine tahe-dil se tumhe pyar kiya, abla samajhkar. *Magar tumhare baap ne mujhe zor se bajaa daala, tabla samajhkar. Sher:Dard-e-dil ke peeche koi baat hoti hai, udaas chehre ke peeche baat hoti hai. *Jab lage kisi ki vaat, usme hamari khurafat hoti hai. Sher:Baat samajh nahi aati hai, roz teri sandal nayi nazar aati hai. *Saari sandals sateek hain, kya tere papa joote ki company ke maalik hain? Sher:Dil, jigar, kidney, liver tum, waqt-bewaqt aata fever tum. *Doobkar jisme marr jaun woh river tum, mere jeevan mein ab forever ho tum. Sher:Sunke mera gaana woh aayi, boli accha gaaya gaana. *Meri shaadi mein zaroor aana. Band ka kyun karu kharcha tumhi koi gaana sunana. Sher:Chota jeevan, kayi gam nikle, gam ginte huye dam nikle! *Chale ghar se kisi ne cheenk maari, billi kaat gayi rasta, jo do kadam nikle! Sher:Manzil paani ho toh himmat saath rakhna,pyar paana ho toh aitbaar saath rakhna. *Hamesha muskurana ho toh brush-paste saath rakhna! Sher:Koi achha lage toh pyar na karna, apni neend bekaar na karna. *2 din toh aayenge khushi se milne, teesre din kahenge intezaar na karna. Sher:Salaah dekar khud kho gaye, maikhana samajh kirane mein ghus gaye. And Baniya humein rok na saka, uthakar ghaslet ghata ghat pee gaye. Sher:Kar diya izhaar-e-ishq, humne telephone par. *Laakh rupaye ki baat thi, par humne nipta di STD wale ko do rupaye dekar! Sher:Unki nashili aankhon se jhalakta tha, kuch is tarah ka pyar. *Bin piye hi ho jaata tha, alcohol ka khumaar. Sher:Aankh hamari sahi salamat hai, shayad aapki aankhon mein kharabi hai. *Jao test karvalo, lagta hai aapko badhte number ki bimari hai. Sher:Bin soche doston ne humse propose karvaya, chaanta usne hamare mooh jadaya. *Apni ameeri ka de hisaab, gareebi ka hamari mazaak udaaya! Sher:Nazar mili reaction hua, is tarah love ka production hua. *Lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, nucleus ko ghere electrons ho jaise! Sher:Shaadi se pehle the Hero no 1, shadi ke baad bane coolie no 1. *Shaadi se pehle kehte the "I love you", shadi ke baad "aaj phir aalu?" Sher:Uff aapke itne nakhre, naazuk dil ko hamare bang kar gaye. *Pyar mein do PC joodte-joodte, judne se pehle hang ho gaye! Sher:Tujhe dekhu dil starts flying, tujhse baat karne ko I keep trying. *Door jaaye toh I feel like crying, arre tension mat le I was lying. Sher:Shaadi se pehle "Aye meri Janeman tum maike mat jao". *Shadi ke kuch saal baad "Hey bhaagwan! meri jaan toh mat khao". Sher:Teri yaad mein waqt guzarta nahi, kahin yeh mere pyar ki tadap toh nahi. *Ya kambhakhat yeh ghadi, kahin phir se kharaab toh nahi! Sher:Phool hoon gulab ka, chameli ka mat samajhna. *Main toh aashiq hoon tera, apni saheli ka mat samajhna! Sher:Shaadi se pehle "milne kab aogi", shadi ke baad "maike kab jaogi". *Shaadi se pehle "maine pyar kiya", uske baad "Yeh maine kya kiya". Sher:Tu bol toh mar jaunga, mit jaunga, lut jaunga. *Par yeh sab tujhse na karva saku, toh aashiq na sahi gadha zaroor kehlaunga. Sher:Tairna hai toh samundar mein tairo, nadi-naalo mein kya rakha hai? *Ishq karna hai toh watan se karo, in haseenao mein kya rakha hai? Sher:Zamaana gardish mein jhoomta hai, nashe nigahon ko aa rahe hain. *Woh haath zinda rahein khudaya, jo mujhko whisky pila rahe hain. Sher:Chedna andaaz hai, ladki ko chidne par naaz hai. *Badnaseeb woh jo chedi na jaaye, bekaar adaayen jo chedne ko majboor na kar paye. Sher:Log kehte hain, ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi. *Kambakht yeh log bhool jaate hain, dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi. Sher:Arz kiya hai, ki ab roz maarenge tere ghar patthar. *Ab roz maarenge tere ghar patthar, aakhir aam ka ped lagaane ki zaroorat kya thi? Sher:Haalat bhi hai tooti footi, haalaat bhi hain toote foote. *Woh humse aur hum kisi aur se, na jaane kyun rehte hain roothe-roothe! Sher:Dil-e-dard todne wala kya jaane,pyar ke rivaaz zamaana kya jaane.*Kitni takleef hai ladki pataane mein,ghar baitha uska baap kya jaane? Sher:Sirf teri pyaas lagti hai, har waqt teri aas lagti hai. *Teri deewangi mein yun deewane ho gaye, har ladki ki ma apni saas lagti hai. Sher:Na maut se pehle, na maut ke baad, mujhe kyun na aaye teri yaad? *Shayad tujhme hi koi kami hogi, hum toh pehle se hi hain barbaad. Sher:Jaan main tujh bin reh na paun, shyam savere tera naam lete jaun. *Aaja baahon mein meri, kya tu chahti hai main kunwara hi mar jaun? Sher:Waqt ke saath insaan badal jaata hai, kiraane wala dukaan badal jaata hai. *Jahan tum jaise bhoot ho, banda makaan badal jaata hai. Sher:Tere ishq ne kiye aise sitam, na hathiyaar se maara, na use kiya bomb. *Ab toh bas yeh chahat hai sanam, mujhse pehle nikle tera dum. Sher:Humein tumse love hai, please refuse na karna. *Yeh zero watt ka hope bulb hai, please ise fuse na karna! Sher:Har taraf khamoshi ka saaya tha, jo dikha who paraya tha. *Main toh tadapkar gir pada mohabbat mein, unhen laga main peekar aaya tha. Sher:Jab ruth jaate the tum, hum sochte the ki mana lenge. *Ab sochte hain, tu nahin sanam toh koi baat nahin, hum kisi aur ko pata lenge. Sher:Aati thi jaati thi, hansti thi, hansaati thi, dekhti thi, muskuraati thi. *Aaj pata chala woh ladki, humein bevakoof banaati thi! Sher:Duniya se jo dare, usse kaayar kehte hain, duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain. *Par biwi se jo dare, usse shauhar hi kehte hain. Sher:Doori ka ehsaas jab sataaya kare, toh dil ko sambhaal liya karo. *Aur jab guzra lamha yaad aaye, toh dimaag off kar liya karo. Sher:Hai kisne bazaar banaya, len-den ka rupaiyya chalaya. *Sahukaar jise munshi kehkar rakhte hain, padhe-likhe munshi ko C.A. kehte hain. Sher:Patthar ki puja kar baithe naadaan the, teri aadat se anjan the. *Duniya ne humko khilona bana diya, hum kabhi mehfilon ki jaan the. Sher:Har sham ke baad raat aati hai,har baat pe teri yaad aati hai. *Sab karke dekh liya humne,ab bhaukte kutton se bhi teri aawaz aati hai. Sher:Yun hum kisi ka peecha nahi karte,dard bhi liya nahi karte.*Ittefaq se tujhpe dil aa gaya, varna free ka gift kisi ko diya nahi karte. Sher:Mooli gajar ka noor tujhpe barse, teri chahat ko aaloo tamatar tarsein. *Zindagi mein aayen itne kaddoo, ki chote tinde khane ko tarse. Sher:Engineer woh hai jo aksar phasta hai, interviews ke sawaal mein. *Badi companiyon ke jaal mein, boss aur client ke bawaal mein. Sher:Woh Gulaab uski zulf kaali, woh pari hai ya khubsurat kawwali. *Uski har baat nirali, par kya karun yaar, woh ladki kisi aur ne patali. Sher:Engineer woh hai jo sochta hai, kaash padhaayi par dhyaan diya hota. *Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota aur kaash ishq na kiya hota. Sher:Khuda bachaye humein in haseenon se, naazneenon se. *Dilnasheenon se, jaanasheenon se, par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se? Sher:Engineer woh hai jo khoya hai, reminders ke jawaab mein. *Na milne waale hisaab mein, behtar bhavishya ke khwaab mein. Sher:Har Kadam hawa ki simat ka dhyaan rakhna, mushkil waqt mein dosti yaad rakhna. *Hamari yadon ki khushbu aayegi, bas naak saaf rakhna. Sher:Jab se laga chedne mujhe, baag ki chidiya lagi chehchane. *Sham-o-sehar dil beqaraar tha, mujhe uska, chidiya ko daane ka intezaar tha. Sher:Aankh mein sharafat, chaal main nazaakat. *Dil mein sach, chehre pe safayi. *Kyun na bole har ladki aapko, rakhi pe ghar aana bhai! Sher:Woh samajhte hain, dil tod diya toh hum dead hain. *Woh nahin jaante ki is dil mein aur kitne thread hain. Sher:Ma hai par behen nahi meri, isliye chulhe mein pisti ma akeli. *Uska soch tere dar pe aata hoon, tere baap ko dekh chup ho jaata hoon. Sher:SMS pe SMS bhejte ho, bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho. *Bhejte bhi toh kya bhejte ho, khud ka chalta nahi dusre ka bheja bhejte ho. Sher:Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaaron. *Aaj ke Devdas ki baat maano, na Chandramukhi na Paro bas har ladki ko aankh maaro! Sher:Ab yun bhav na kha, suit-case utha mere saath aaja. *Boodhi ma ko aur kaam karte na dekh sakta, make-up chodd jhaadu-poche mein lag ja. Sher:Aaj baat samajh aayi, zameen pe teri hukumat samajh aayi. *Tujhe bhejna bhagwaan ka bahana tha, Ravan ke baad kise ko toh aana tha. Sher:Tumse milkar hua zindagi se pyar, raah mein chodd na jaana yaar. *Bin tere jee na payenge, tum na hoge toh hum gadha kise banayenge? Sher:Aapki muskaan ne saara jahan hila diya, aapki muskaan ne saara jahan hila diya. *Coma se jaage huye mareez ko, permanently sula diya. Sher:Tum paas aaye, yun muskuraye, tumne jaane kyun daant dikhaye. *Ab mera dil phootkar rota hai, kya yaar tumse brush bhi nahi hota hai! Sher:Elahi yeh farman likh de, har khushi sanam ke naam likh de. *Uski khushi ke liye koi jaan chahiye, to Bin Laden ka naam likh de. Sher:Chahe jo ho anjam janam, tere pyar ko rusva karen yeh vajib nahi. *Tere geet mere sur ek hain ab toh, koi aur gungunaye yeh vajib nahi. Sher:Aap hosh mein hain, aur josh mein hain, gar aisa hai toh aur lijiye. *Sharabkhane mein aaye hain, toh khudi ko gark-e-sharab kijiye. Sher:Har laal rang RED nahin hota, har murda DEAD nahin hota. *Kaise kahun par yeh sach hai, har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota? Sher:Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga, bada mazaa aaya hoga. *Muskaan di bachkaani, soorat noorani, attitude diya cool, bas dimaag gaya bhool. Sher:Nasha bahut ho gaya hai sahib, na aur dijiye sharaab mujhko. *Ki ek bada saanp lag raha hai, yeh lamba-lamba kabaab mujhko. Sher:Tumhari nazron mein, is kadar doob jaana chahta hoon. *Ek minute ruk?main swimming suit pehankar aata hoon. Sher:Bandar jo hilaaye woh daal ho tum, gadha jo khaaye woh ghaas ho tum. *Bewakoof-besharam-bakwaas ho tum, par jo bhi ho jhakkaas ho tum. Sher:Engineer woh hai jise intezaar hai, weekend nights par dhoom machaane ka. *Boss ke chutti par jane ka, aur increment ki khabar aane ka. Sher:Haqeeqat samjho ya fasana, apna samjho ya begana. *Suno dil ka afsana, garmi bahut hai din mein teen baar nahana. Sher:Teri zulf ki ghata mein, kho jaana chahta hoon. *Par tu tel itna lagaati hai ki tere har baal par main phisal jaata hoon. Sher:Sharap-dharap, khataak ghunse, dharma-bharam-dhaap chal rahe hain. *Galaa fula ke, dumein utha ke, dono murge uchchal rahein hain. Sher:Usne mehndi laga rakhi hai, humne uski doli utha rakhi hai. *Humein pata tha woh niklegi bewafa, isiliye uski behen phassa rakhi hai. Sher:Engineer woh hai jo laga rehta hai, schedule ko failane mein. *Targets ko khiskaane mein, roz naye-naye bahaane banane mein. Sher:Aafat ke syrup tum, museebat ke capsule tum, pareshani ke injection ho tum. *Phir bhi jhelna padta hai, aakhir dosti ke oxygen ho tum. Sher:Dil mein basi hai dosti teri, aakhon mein basi hai tasveer teri. *Jab aati hai yaad teri, hum dekhte hain Tom and Jerry. Sher:Milaayi nahi hai aankh unse abhi tak, kaisi ajab prem kahaani hai. *Main daanyi aankh se kaana hoon, who baanyi aankh se kaani hai. Sher:Dhokha mila pyar mein zindagi mein viraangi chaa gayi. *Socha chodd denge is raah ko par mohhalle mein Aishwariya aa gayi. Sher:Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta, exam ke pehle premium bharwa deta. *Pass hota toh theek varna insurance claim karva leta. Sher:Jisne na ki shaadi soch samajh ke, usne apna jeevan bigaad liya. *Aur jisne ki soch samajh ke shaadi, usne bhi kya pahaad ukhaad liya. Sher:Tum meethi ho shakkar jaisi, aur raseeli ho rasgulle jaisi. *Allah tumhe buri nazar se bachaye, kahin tumhe cheentiyan na kha jaayen. Sher:Huye 5 mahine ab toh laut aa apne ghar, hai mujhko ab sirf tera hi intezaar. *Chakkar tere ghar ke baahar lagaane ko dil hai bekaraar. Sher:Roke muskuraye, muskurake roye, teri yaad aayi, tujhe bulakar roye. *Likha kayi baar tera naam, ink khatam huyi toh mita-mitakar roye! Sher:Miss you miss you sab kahein, par actually miss kare na koye. *Agar koi kisiko miss kare toh phir SMS band kyun hoye! Sher:Tere yun gum ho jaane se, mujhpe kitne ilzaam aaye. *Tujhe dhoondne itne chakkar lagaye, khuda kare tu jahan ho chakrakar gir jaaye! Sher:Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. *Jo roka karte the humein sharaab peene se, unki jeb se pauwa nikla. Sher:Jab hota hai tera deedar, dil dhadkta hai baar-baar. *Aadat se majboor ho tum, jaane kab maang lo udhaar. Sher:Mehboob ke pyar mein aaya ladakpan,par uske baap ka dekhke kadakpan. *Cheen gaya mera bachpan,de gaya akelapan aur ab chaya pagalpan! Sher:Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohhabbat ke naam. *Ek jaam wafa ke naam, poori botal bewafa ke naam, aur poora theka doston ke naam. Sher:Achanak pyar ho gaya, kya pata tha andhero mein kho jayenge. *Ho gaya itna junoon, kya pata tha gharwale pagalkhane chodd aayenge. Sher:Teri har ada pe lute the, ek hi nazar pe the fida. *Maar humko jab se padi, mohabbat karne ke khayalat ko bhi humne kar diya vida. Sher:Gori paan mat khaya karo, honton par laali aati hai. *By God tere bhari-bharkam shareer ko dekh, meri jaan chali jaati hai. Sher:Toota dil pyar aaj bhi hai, dil mein mere bahaar aaj bhi hai. *Tu toh tapak gayi, mujhe insurance ke paison ka intezar aaj bhi hai. Sher:Paagal karde apni ek jhalak se, aisa hai tera kamaal. *Tere pyar mein paagal ban baitha hoon, aur tu samajhe mujhko ratti bhar ka baal. Sher:Engineer woh hai jo paagal hai, chai aur samose ke pyar mein. *Cigarette ke khumaar mein, bird watching ke vichaar mein. Sher:Pyar se judi problems mein, ek problem aur jud gayi. *Pehle hum apna maaheene ka hisaab jodte the, ab ke who apna hisaab bhi jod gayi! Sher:Haathon mein haath liye, socha poochun tera haal. *Par khwaab toot jaate hain mere, jab yaad aaye tere baap ka roop vishaal. Sher:Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi, hum bhi ab sehra sajayenge. *Pata tha woh apne naseeb mein nahi, ab uski choti behan ko patayenge. Sher:Haseeno ne gunah kar diya, humko barbaad kar diya. *Barbadi ki humne gazal bana di, auron ne toh theek unhone bhi wah-wah kar diya. Sher:Fizaayein kahen pyar karo, bahaarein kahen aankhein chaar karo. *Par gharwale kahen, abhi umar kam hai beta intezzar karo. Sher:Tere husn ki kya taareef karun? *Tera bandar jaisa moonh. *Teri zulfon ki kya taareef karun? *Tere ek-ek baal mein joon. Sher:Is ada ka kya jawab doon, tumhe kya uphar doon. *Koi aur phool hota toh mali se mangwate, jo khud gobhi ka phool ho use kya gulab doon? Sher:Phool gir jaate hain jab aap aate ho, phool gir jaate hain jab aap aate ho. *Aji zara dhyaan se chala karo, gamlon se kyon takraate ho? Sher:Biwi se kaha suno Ramesh pehli baar aaya hai, kuch taaza khilao. *Usne ghar ki sab khidkiya khol di, boli, bhaiya lo taazi hawa khao! Sher:Sangeet ke saath awaaz, phool ke saath khushbu, jism ke saath rooh. *Khushi ke saath gam, aapko tang karne ke liye hum tayyar har dum. Sher:Sudharna humein aata tha, who alag zamana tha. *Magar is kambakht zamane ke liye sudharne se kya fayda, jo humse bhi barbaad hai zyada. Sher:Kal exam par koi kitab na mili, jispe dil luta dete. *Sabne sataaya kise nipta dete? *Ab sochte hain, 1 din aur hota duniya hila dete! Sher:Samunder bhar syllabus, nadi bhar padha. Balti bhar yaad raha, mug bhar likha. *Chullu bhar number mile, us mein doob kar hum mare! Sher:Yaadein woh nahi jisme bichadne ka gham, woh nahi jisse aankhen nam. Yaadein woh hai jisme Ghai kahe action aur Hrithik naache dana dan Sher:Ek din poocha 1 bewakoof ne humse, har pal humein kyun bulate ho? *Humne kaha, hum yaad apne yaar ko karte hai, tum kyun chale aate ho? Sher:Coffee ke cup se uthte dhuein mein, teri shakal nazar aati hai. *Tere khayalon mein khokar aksar, meri coffee thandi ho jaati hai! Sher:Tera saath nibhaayenge saaton janam, tera saath nibhaayenge saaton janam. *Ma kasam, mera sher yahin khatam! Sher:Teri awaaz sunne ko taras jata hoon, ghisa pita CD chala leta hoon. *Surat dekhne ko taras jata hoon, cartoon channel laga leta hoon. Sher:Kabhi kehte the dost hamare, ki jaan bhi maango toh hazir hai. *Aaj apni biwi ko jaan kehte hain, aur maango toh inkaar karte hain. Sher:Tum kya jaano gam kya cheez hai, tum kya jaano gam kya cheez hai. *Tum toh hamesha, thook se lifafa chipkaate ho! Sher:Jo tumhe ched jaaye, gaal choom jaaye. *Har subah tumhare kaan mein kuch keh jaaye.* Who macchar maar do kahin dengue na failaaye! Sher:Ae Jaaneman! Neend mujhe raat bhar aati hai kam. Tu toh mujhpe pehle se dhaati thi sitam, ab shayad macharon ko bhi mil gaya sanam! Sher:Padh-likhkar kya karna hai, ek din sabko marna hai. *Markar dubara paida huye bhi, toh phir nursery se hi shuru karna hai! Sher:Errors ke saath zindagi chalti hai tumhari, errors ke saath zindagi chalti hai tumhari. *Naya PC kyun nahin khareedti ho Rampyari? Sher:Har pal main sirf sochta hoon tumko, har pal main sirf sochta hoon tumko. *Kya karun, aur koi kaam bhi toh nahi hai na apun ko. Sher:Tum laakh bhulakar dekh lo, hum phir bhi yaad aayenge. *Tum paani pi-pi thak jaana, hum hichki ban-ban satayenge! Sher:Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, uthkar saamne aate kyun nahi? *Hasi bhi tumhari baas maarti hai, himmat karke nahaate kyun nahi? Sher:Main chahta hoon tumhe is qadar, main chahta hoon tumhe is qadar! *Tumse acchi koi aur mil jaaye toh tumko dekhun bhi na mudkar. Sher:Doston se tang tha main, mara toh khush hua jab dafnaane lage. *Kuch mahine hi kate the qabr mein, jab dost markar yahan bhi aane lage! Sher:Log kahe pyar itna na karo, ki woh sar par sawaar ho jaaye. *Hum kahe pyar itna karo, ki uske saath uski friend bhi faraar ho jaaye! Sher:Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawwur nahi, tujh bin zindagi ka tassawwur nahi! *Par tere saath ek lamha guzre, iska bhi koi chance nahi! Sher:Haami mein der na karna, dil saheli par aa jaye toh na rona. *Main aashiq hoon khoobsurati ka, baraat pados mein le jaun toh na kehna! Sher:Aap na hote toh kho gaye hote, zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hote. *Aapko good morning kehne ke liye uthe hain varna, abhi bhi so rahe hote! Sher:Mohabbat hai mujhko sirf tumse sanam, mohabbat hai mujhko sirf tumse sanam. *Sach keh raha hoon mujhe apni baaki girlfriends ki qasam! Sher:Aashiq hoon awaara na samajhna, circus ka joker na samajhna. *Sher accha lage toh khush hona, nahi toh shayar hoon, Ghalib na samajhna. Sher:Aap aaj phir nazar nahi aaye, tamanna ke phool murjhaye. *Jaane kin galiyon mein khoye aap, hum toh pagal khane tak dhoond aaye! Sher:Qasam teri jhoot nahi bolunga, bolu toh tu mar jaaye! *Aisi kripa ho bhagwan ki mujhpe, tere marte hi meri life mein teri dost aa jaaye Sher:Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri, qabr mein leta piya karunga. *Khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse, ek-ek peg banakar diya karunga. Sher:Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, rote-rote naina thak jayenge. *Pyar karna hamesha padosi se, roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge! Sher:Is duniya mein bas tum sabse haseen ho, is duniya mein bas tum sabse haseen ho. *Aur kitna jhoot bolun ki tumko meri baat ka yakeen ho? Sher:Apne sasur ka dulaara hoon main, apni biwi ko bhi pyara hoon main. *Filhaal toh yeh sab sapne hain, kyunki abhi tak kunwara hoon main! Sher:Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, aankhen band hai par nazar aa rahe ho. *Na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai, saamne khade seeng hila rahe ho! Sher:Roz khawab mein nazar aati ho tum, roz khwaab mein nazar aati ho tum. *Din bhar chain nahi milta, jo neend mein bhi daraati ho tum? Sher:Main ek lehar hoon kinaara nahi, khuda ki kasam tumhara nahi. *Dekhti ho kyun mujhe aisi nazar se, main shadi-shuda hoon, kunwara nahi. Sher:Macchar aur makkhi ki huyi shaadi, pehli raat se huyi macchar ki barbadi. *Kehta hai meri kismat khoti hai, makkhi JET lagakar soti hai Sher:Bas tere hi sang ho meri zindagi, bas tere hi sang ho meri zindagi. *Isse toh accha hai, ki main kar loon khudkhushi! Sher:Tujhe laga main flirt karta hoon? Are main alert karta hoon. *Yeh toh mausam ka asar hai, aise vaison pe time waste nahi karta hoon. Sher:Yaar ne dil ka haal batana choda, humne bhi gehrayi mein jaana chodd diya. *Aapne SMS karna choda, humne cell charge karna chodd diya! Sher:Dekho mujhe hai kitna pyar tumse, ab toh haan karo. *Aur ab bhi hai inqaar toh yeh love letter aagey paas karo. Sher:Tere nain bade nasheele, jaise jhaadu ke teele. *Tum mere dil mein aise basi ho, jaise bijli ke taar mein patang fasi ho! Sher:Dil ka dard zubaan pe laate nahi, aankhon se aansu bahate nahi. *Zakhm chahe kitne hi gehre ho, antiseptic ke siva kuch laagate nahi. Sher:School mein ishq ka fasana tayyar ho gaya, teacher ko sonu se pyar ho gaya. *Class ka dil udaas ho gaya, sab fail aur sonu pass ho gaya Sher:Ji chahta hai tere ghar ke paas qabr bana doon, tere ghar ke paas qabr bana doon. *Tu fateha padhne aaye aur main tujhe dafna doon! Sher:Haqeeqat samjho ya fasaana, apna samjho ya begaana. *Suno is dil ka afsaana, thand bahut hai teen din aur mat nahaana! Sher:Ishq ne mujhe rula diya, mehbooba ne bhula diya. *Main bhi use bhulane ko peeta gaya, 1 din zaalim ne daaru mein zahar mila diya. Sher:Tujhe dekha toh noor yaad aa gayi, tujhe chaha toh Anarkali yaad aa gayi. *Tere shauk poore karte karte, mujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi! Sher:Wafa yun nibhayenge, tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge. *Teri dosti ka sila yun nibhayenge, shaadi ho teri, dulhan hum le jayenge! Sher:Usne door-bell bajayi maine darwaza khola, woh muskurayi. *Main bola aaj nikal padi toh woh chillayi, sahab! main kaamwaali bai. Sher:Janaab aapka sher padhna bhi khoob hai, janaab aapka sher padhna bhi khoob hai. *Padhte ho mehmood jahan mehboob hai! Sher:Talaash mein unki nikal pade, yaad mein unki kheenche chal pade. *Pata laga kaunsi thi dagar, jab pataane ke chakkar mein chappal pade! Sher:Uski gali se jab mera janaaza nikla, toh mujhe bhool dost seeti bajane lage. *Rakhkar mera janzaza kinaare, kambakth use patane lage! Sher:Ohhh huzooor, bhaad mein gaya tera suroor, surat se hi lagta hai tu langoor. *Bidi ke factory ke mazdoor, chal hoja door?abe langoor! Sher:Allah! Kya josh mere deewane mein hai. Allah! Kya josh mere deewane mein hai. *Kal zamaanat pe chudwaya, aaj phir thaane mein hai. Sher:SMS na bhej kya jataoge, chillar bacha ke narak mein mahal banaoge? *Mahal bana bhi liya toh pata hai, use bhi kiraye par hi chadaoge. Sher:Lamho mein waqt guzar jaayega, saath phere mein koi sang bandh jayega. *Waqt hai kisi ko pata le, kal jaane kaunsa model gale pad jaye! Sher:Raaste mein milte hain humdum, baat na humse karte hain. *Nazron se woh dil churaakar, akad-akadkar chalte hain. Sher:Ehsaas nahi hai tujhko, tujhe pyar karun main kitna. *Kar dungi tujhe kangaal, kharcha karoongi itna! Sher:Khuda dukh na dena mere yaar ko, bhale mujhe gam ka pahaad de de! * Ghoome woh sada nayi cycle pe, bhale mujhe second hand car de de! Sher:Parwana Shama se bola, tu mujhse door kahan jayegi. *Aakhir hai toh Shama, mujhe jalakar automatically bujh jayegi. Sher:Tumse pyaar kitna hai, yeh hum hi ehsaas dilayenge. *Aane do board ki pareekshayen, tumhe hum hi pass karayenge. Sher:Baithe baithe kamre mein, kar rahi thi press. Baithe baithe kamre mein kar rahi thi press. Teri yaad aayi toh, jal gayi meri dress! Sher:Shama boli Parwaane se Taang na hila, paas aaya toh jaan chali jayegi. *Imported gas ki flame hoon, bujhaate-bujhaate nani yaad aayegi Sher:Jab tera khat mile, jee chahe laga loon seene se. *Lekin thoda sa dar lagta hai, kaagaz kahin phat na jaaye paseene se. Sher:Moti kitaab lagti hai takiya, dekhkar neend si aati hai. *Par likhi hai andar aisi qayamat, ki neend aati nahi ud jaati hai! Sher:Takdeer hai, magar kismat nahi khulti. *Uski yaad mein mahal banana chahta hoon, lekin kambakht Mehbooba nahi marti! Sher:Jawani ke din raseele ho gaye, husn ke tevar nasheele ho gaye. *Hum izhaar karne mein dheele ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye. Sher:Arz kiya hai, hoon main doctor jahan, meri biwi nurse vahan. *Yeh kaisa zulm sehna pad raha hai, wife ko sister kehna pad raha hai. Sher:Aise na dekho in qaatil nigahon se, aise na dekho in qaatil nigaahon se! *Accident kar dunga, agar nazar hat gayi meri raahon se! Sher:Jeevan behaal hai sur hai na taal hai, Inbox bhi kangaal hai. *Kya SMS ki hadtaal hai? SMS bhejo mere cell ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. Sher:Tasveerein nigaahen banati rahengi, neend bhi humko aati rahegi. *Dil todkar jaanewali tu ja, tere jaane ke baad aur bhi aati rahengi! Sher:Har daali par nazar daali, har chaman par daali. *Jis daali par nazar daali, woh maali ne kaat daali. Sher:Aashiq pagal ho jaye pyar mein, kasr poori ho jaye intezar mein. *Par yeh dilruba na samjhe, jo gol gappe khaati firti hai baazar mein. Sher:Yun ghoorkar kya dekhti ho, maar dalogi kya? *Dil dena hai toh do, apne paas rakhkar achaar daalogi kya? Sher:Woh kehta tha mujhse, ek din tujhe apna bana ke chhodunga. *Mujhe kya pata kambakht serious tha, bewafa ne apna banaya aur chhod diya! Sher:Woh imtihan kya legi, milayegi nazar toh jhuka legi. *Meri qabr par diya jalane ko na kehna, careless hai poora qabristan jala degi. Sher:Safar hai dost banate chalo, dil mile na mile haath milaate chalo. *Mahal mat banana costly padega, par har jagah Mumtaz patate chalo. Sher:Gulab ko kamal bana denge, uski har ada par sher bana denge. *Agar woh aa jaye meri life mein, kasam se Bihar mein Tajmahal bana denge! Sher:Haath dosti ka vaapas liya na jaata, dost ko zakhm diya na jaata. *Duniya badi zaalim hai, SMS sasta hai phir bhi isse kiya na jaata. Sher:Kaash khuda ne humein kitaab banaya hota, aur aapko reader banaya hota. *Aap padhte padhte so jaate, is bahane humein gale lagaya hota! Sher:Aaj bageeche mein kali hai, kal gulaab hoga. *Jo tujhse shaadi karega, 100 per cent gurantee hai ki uska dimaag kharaab hoga hi hoga! Sher:Hamari dosti FIX hai, love aur emotion ka MIX hai. *Hum toh aapko na bhulenge kabhi, aap bhool na jaayen bas thoda RISK hai. Sher:Chup gaya badli mein jaakar, chand bhi sharma gaya. *Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha, bhoot bhi ghabra gaya! Sher:Charcha hai haseenao ka deedaar nahi karte, yun nahi ki hum pyar nahi karte. *Darte hain kharcha badh na jaye, ishq pe tax na lag jaye Sher:Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte reh gaye. *Saare bekaar mar gaye, tum kaise zinda reh gaye? Sher:Na sur hai na taal hai, bhai teri shayari kamaal hai. *Jaise ande pe achaar hai, khaun na khaun yeh sawaal hai! Sher:Humne jab chaha tab-tab aap jaage, humne jab chaha tab-tab aap jaage. *Kyuki aapke ghar ki ghanti, hum roz raat ko bajakar bhaage! Sher:Teri beauty ne mujko itna appeal kiya, teri beauty ne mujko itna appeal kiya. *Ki maine dusri ko reject kiya, aur teesri ko select kiya Sher:Shama ro-rokar Parwane se keh rahi hai, Shama ro-rokar Parwane se keh rahi hai. *Darling mujhe rumaal de do, meri naak beh rahi hai. Sher:Kaliyon ka chaman kab banta hai, kaliyon ka chaman tab banta hai. *Jab kisi shayar se aage ka sher nahi banta hai. Sher:Bahut mushkil mein hoon thanedaar babu, kaise iska izhaar karu? *Chor toh meri apni biwi hai, usko kaise giraftar karu? Sher:Mehbooba ko biwi bana laaye magar, saath na car mili na sona aaya. *Saste mein hua sauda kunwarepan ka, pyar tere anjaam pe rona aaya. Sher:Jab deep jale aana, jab shaam dhale aana. *Aur agar address na mile toh, vapas chale jaana. Sher:Chamka chand neend aane lagi, aapse duniya jagmagane lagi. *Dekhkar tujhe kali gungunane lagi, lambi fekkar mujhe bhi sharam aane lagi Sher:Aaj phir kismat par rona aaya, jo pyar mein dhokha paya. *Achanak dikhi sundar kanya, man muskura bola dekh kya khoya aur kya paya Sher:Din toh hum guzaar lete hain, raatein katti nahi. *Kya karein hamare yahan machchar toh hain, par machchar bhagaane ko agarbatti nahi. Sher:Lafz aap do, geet hum banayenge , manzil aap pao, raasta hum banayenge. *Interest chukaate raho, bank se loan hum uthaayenge! Sher:Mausam shabaab ka nasha sharab ka, parda janaab ka aur rang gulab ka. *In mein sabse haseen mera dost, jo hai mendak talaab ka! Sher:Yakeen pe yakeen dilaate hain, raah chalte pagal banate hain.*Sharbat ki jagah sharaab pilaate hain, phir bhi bada yaad aate hain dost. Sher:Programming kar-kar jag mua, programmer bhaya na koi. *Dhaai aakhar theory ke, padhkar pass hua har koi. Sher:Padhaayi likhaayi maaf karo, bina padhe likhe paas karo. *Aa gaya hai naya zamaana, pocket maari ka abhyaas karo! Sher:Hai dua tujhe aisi bimaari lage, 60 ki ho jaaye phir bhi kunwari lage. *Darjan ho jaaye bacche tere, tu phir bhi humein pyari lage! Sher:Kya haalat ho gayi zamaane ki, sabko aadat ho gayi paise bachane ki. *SMS toh kab ke saste ho gaye, fitrat na badli chillar bachane ki Sher:Ek ladki ki dua:Qasam se har ladke ko bhoola dungi, sabki tasveeren jala dungi. *Ek tum hi rahoge is dil mein, balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi. Sher:Ghar ghar mein diya jale, toh diwali mat samjho. *Main tere peecha pada toh tera aashiq hoon, mawaali mat samjho! Sher:Ladki ek paheli hai, kabhi teri kabhi meri saheli hai. *Kharcho toh bole: Darling I Love You, na karo toh bole: Brother, how are you? Sher:Cheez bewafaayi se badi kya ho? Gham judayi se bada kya ho? *Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ki, B.E. ke course se badi kya ho? Sher:Gul gaye, gulshan gaya, gayi hothon ki laali. *Ab toh peecha chodd de mera deewane, main ho gayi do bachchon wali! Sher:Dhokha mile jab pyar mein, zindagi mein udaasi cha jaati hai. *Sochte hain chhod denge duniya ko, kambakhat doosri pasand aa jaati hai Sher:Bhool chuka sab kuch, jo yaad hai woh bhi bhula dunga. *Ab laut ke mere paas na aana, varna haath ka kangan gale ki phaansi bana dunga Sher:Aansoon se palke bheega leta hoon, yaad teri aati hai toh ro leta hoon. *Socha tha bhula dunga tujhe, har baar faisla badal deta hoon. Sher:Dil se kaise mita de, hum tumhe kaise bhoola de? *Jee toh chahta hai duniya chodd de, ya judaayi dene wale duniyawalon ko phod de! Sher:Dil do kisi ek ko, woh bhi kisi nek ko. *Lekin jab tak koi nek na mile, propose karte rahe har ek ko. Sher:Ishq mein hum itne pagal huye, zulf ke saaye mein rehne ki qasam kha daali. *Aur wohh itni bewafa nikli, ki usne apni zulf katva daali Sher:Sheeshe se sheesha takraye toh kya ho anjaam? *Sheeshe se sheesha takraye toh kya ho anjaam? *Bhaj man Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram. Sher:Jawani ke din nokeele huye, jazbaat hamare chamkeele huye. *Izhaar-e-mohabbat mein hum dheele huye, aur unke haath peele huye. Sher:Pyar mein kisi ne dhokha khaya, toh kisi ne maat khayi hai. *Ek hum hi gadhe hain, jisne ladki ke baap aur bhai ki laat khayi hai! Sher:Najjo ki bazm mein joote kho gaye, humne kaha bolo ghar kaise jaayenge? *Boli sher sunate raho yun hi, ginti bhool jaoge itne aayenge! Sher:Chand bhi kya gazab dhaata hai, chand bhi kya gazab dhaata hai. *Bachpan mein mama, jawaani mein yaar nazar aata hai. Sher:Paani aane ki baat karte ho, tum dil jalaane ki baat karte ho. *Chaar din se moonh nahi dhoya humne, aur tum nahaane ki baat karte ho. Sher:Yaad mein teri loose motions lag gaye, yaad mein teri loose motions lag gaye. *Hain toh yeh aansoon, par lagta hai raasta bhatak gaye! Sher:Logon ko aksar kehte suna: Zinda rahe toh phir milenge. *Aapse milkar mehsoos hua,aapse milte rahe toh zinda nahi rahenge! Sher:Phoolon ko mat todo, kaanta lag jaayega. Phoolon ko mat todo, kaanta lag jaayega. *Ladki ko mat cheddo, by God, chaanta lag jaayega! Sher:Baadal garja barasaat nahi aayi, dil dhadka aawaz nahi aayi. *Pura din guzarne ko hai, subah ki order ki huyi daal abhi tak na aayi! Sher:Phool ki mehak churaayi na jaye, suraj ki kiran chupaayi na jaye. *Kitni bhi soni ho biwi apni, saali se nazre hataayi na jaye Sher:Din mein diya jalaane se kya, raat mein diya bujhaane se kya. *Bhai tujhe Mumtaz nahi mil sakti, kabr par Taj Mahal banaane se kya? Sher:Kaash main Mobile hota, tum mere key pad se number milaya karte. *Aur jab woh milta toh mujhe apne kaan se, pyar se laga baatein karte! Sher:Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo, ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo. *Phir bhi samajh na aaye, toh TERE NAAM dekh lo. Sher:Majnu ko Laila ka SMS na aaya, Majnu ne 4 din kuch na khaya. *Wohh mar jayega uske pyar mein, jo baithi hai kisi aur ke intezaar mein. Sher:Hazaaron ladkiyan aisi, ki har ladki pe dam nikle. *Par jis ladki pe dam nikle, uski behen usse bhi udham nikle! Sher:Kabhi lage laddu, kabhi mithayi se, pyar hua toh laga honge woh malaayi se. *Unhe kaha sachayi se, pyar hua humein tumhari pai pai se! Sher:Roz raat tum mere sapno mein aati ho, roz raat tum mere sapno mein aati ho. *Mere dil ko mouse bana, ungliyon pe nachaati ho. Sher:Aashiyane nahi sajaate,baagon mein phool nahi khilate. *Hamari ek pasand se toote na hazaaron dil, isliye koi girlfriend nahi banate Sher:Guzre waqt ki yaad aaye, aankhen ashqon se bhar jaye. *Rangeen shaam gham mein doob jaaye, jab tere jaisa lafanga ghar aaye. Sher:Pyar na ho toh wafa kaun kare, dost na ho toh dosti kaun kare. *Khuda salaamat rakhe tumhe, varna bandar jaise uchal kood kaun kare? Sher:Kismat se daulat milti hai, Mehnat se roti milti hai. *Khuda ki khaas nazar na ho jis bande par, use biwi badi moti milti hai. Sher:Woh bole aapka SMS chori ka hota hai, yun toh net par SMS ka khazana hota hai. *Kuch toh qadar kar zalim, selection toh hamara hota hai Sher:Woh humein dekh muskurate rahe, woh humein dekh muskurate rahe. *Phir yun hua, ki hamari bhi hassi choot gayi Sher:Reshmi baalon wali, bhuri aankh waali, komal honth wali, naram pair wali. *Matakti huyi, raat ko tere paas aayegi aur bolegi***Miyaaun Sher:Humein hasne-hasane ki aadat hai, nazar milane ki aadat hai. *Par nazar unse ja mili, jinhe nazar milane ki aadat hai. Sher:Jisko ho sir azeez, woh hum se hatkar chale. *Hum sir phiron ke saath, koi sir phira hi chale! Sher:Nishana jo le woh shoorveer, nishane pe lag jaaye teer. *Dil mein utar jaaye tasveer, aap jaise dost ka saath mile toh phooti taqdeer. Sher:Husn aur khumaar dekha, kuch aisa haseeno ka pyar dekha. *Khilane pilaane mein huyi yeh haalat, khuda qasam cinema bhi udhaar dekha. Sher:Hum mohabbat ke panchi hain,pyar ke geet gungunate hain. *Nafraton ka humein maloom nahi, jo ladki mile uspe line zaroor maarte hain! Sher:Duniya mein rehkar sapno mein kho jao, kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jao. *Agar kuch bhi na ho, toh phir se takiya lo aur so jao! Sher:Itne kamzor huye teri judaayi se, itne kamzor huye teri judaayi se. *Cheenti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpaayi se. Sher:Chehre par udasi, ankhon mein nami hai, chehre par udasi, aankhon mein nami hai. *Namak zyada khaya karo aap mein iodene ki kami hai. Sher:Zindagi mein koi gam na ho, aapki aankhen kabhi aansoo se nam na ho. *Aapko mile roz nayi girlfriend, jinki umar 80 se kam na ho. Sher:Tere gham mein tadap mar jayenge, sang tera naam le jayenge. *Rishwat de tujhe bulayenge. *Tu upar aaye toh saath mein paan khayenge Sher:Mausam jaise badal jaate ho, roz hamara dil dukhate ho. *Yeh sunkar hamari rooh kaanpi, tum bartan dhone ke sabun se nahate ho! Sher:Tum apne baal mundwa lo, na ho takleef dono ko zamaane ki. *Tumhe apna sar khujaane ki, mujhe tumhari juyein uthane ki. Sher:Chaha tha unhe haal sunana, junoon-e-dil dikhana. *Nazme laaye the hum dil kuredkar, par alfaaz bhi chale gaye uske baap ko dekhkar. Sher:Gharwale kehte hain, beta dil lagakar padhna! *Unhe kaise samjhaayen, dil lagaane ke baad padhayi nahi hoti hai! Sher:Dil ka tamasha dekha na jata, toota sheesha dekha na jata. *Apne hisse ki beauty bhi de doon tujhe, tera sada chehra dekha na jata. Sher:Main jo joota chupa ke laya hoon, yeh na samjho ki chura ke laya hoon. *Isko maula ki dein hi samjho, uske ghar se utha ke laya hoon. Sher:Gar aaj milne late pahunchi, guzarish karunga usse mujhe fine de. *Noor bhare deewane ke chehre pe, honth pe hansi aankh mein shine de Sher:Dil na lagao dard paoge, beeti baaton ko yaad karke, rote nazar aaoge. *Karni hai toh shadi karo, dahej mein ummeed se dugna paoge! Sher:Mujhko bhi lift kara de, bangla, motar, car, nahi. *Kisi ke dil mein shift kara de, miss India na sahi, koi bhootni hi gift kara de Sher:Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga, doosri ladki ko dekha toh vaisa laga. *Jab dono ke joote lage, toh ek jaisa laga! Sher:Bekaar hain wohh, jo lover ko miss karte hai. *Miss karna hai toh maccharon ko karo, jo apni jaan per khel aapko kiss karte hain. Sher:Khuda mujhko bhi lift kara de, naye office mein shift kara de. *Aaj tak bhari hai doosron ki jebb, kuch maal yahan bhi khiska de! Sher:Shaam ke baad milti hai raat, har baat mein samayi hai teri yaad. *Bahut tanha hota yeh burger, agar nahi milta French fries ka saath! Sher:Baaghon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deep jalte rahenge. *Khuda aapko khushiyan de, baaki takleef toh hum aapko dete rahenge. Sher:Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabbat ke naam. *Ek jaam wafa ke naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, aur pura theka doston ke naam! Sher:Janaza mera uth raha tha, phir bhi taqleef thi use aane mein. *Bewafa ghar mein baithi pooch rahi thi, aur kitni der hai dafnaane mein? Sher:Din mein sitare acche nahi lagte, duniya ke nazaare acche nahi lagte. *Koi jakar kahe hamare ghar per, hum kunware acche nahi lagte Sher:Tu apni zulf phir se lehra de, taaki kuch der hawa toh chale. *Teri reshmi zulfen asli hain ya nakli, is baat ka pata toh chale. Sher:Tanhaayi mein na waqt bitaya karo, mehfilon mein bhi aaya karo. *Kya hua jo kaale hain saamne ke daant, moonh kholkar muskuraya karo. Sher:Dosti badi zaalim hai doston, par hum nibaah rahe hain. *Karte hain yaad unko bhooke pet,par woh akele hi khana kha rahe hain. Sher:Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai, shayad koi humein yaad karta hai. *Beshaq milne na aaya par, chand SMS hum pe barbaad toh karta hai Sher:Ae bewafa tune dil jalakar raakh kar diya. *Meri qurbaani bekaar nahi jaayegi, meri raakh tere ghar ke bartan maajne ke kaam aayegi. Sher:Aisi apni wife ho, lambi jiski height ho, jeans jiski tight ho, chehra jiska bright ho. *Weight mein light ho aur bilkul quiet ho. Sher:Jahannum mein jao akele akele, maze udao akele akele. *Museebat ki duniya tumhe ho mubaarak, vahan dil lagao akele akele. Sher:Jahan se kab ke guzar gaye hote, jeene se pehle mar gaye hote. *Bandhe na hote pyar ki rassi se, khuli bakriyon jaise bikhar gaye hote Sher:Jahaan gaye the khushiyon ke taraane, muqaddar dekho roye vahin par. *Huye mandir se gum joote hamare, jahan se paaye khoye vahin par Sher:Mandir mera banaya, murti doosre ki daali, pujari mujhe banaya, dakshina doosre ko daali. *Qabr kisi aur ki banayi, laash meri daali. Sher:Naam bataya usne apna Sapna, samajhi humko dushman apna. *Par hum kahan kissi se kam hain, aashiqon ke college ke student avval hain. Sher:Jitna chaho na bhool paoge, jitna door jao mujhe nazdeek paoge. *Mita sako toh mita do yaadein meri, kam se kam udhaar chuka kar jaoge? Sher:Ek dum se chup kar jaate ho kyun, samajh mein aata nahi. *Galat mat samjha karo mujhe, galat vichar main dil mein kabhi lata nahi. Sher:Baagh mein milne ladki ko bulaya, jaan boojhkar intezaar karaaya. *Intezaar kar jab hone lagi ruksat, aakar bole sorry ab mili fursaat. Sher:Jaane kis baat ki saza deta hai, hasti aankhon ko rula deta hai. *Ek muddat se khabar nahi teri, udhaar lekar har dost bhula deta hai. Sher:Arz kiya hai, ki rab jab husn deta hai toh nazaakat aa hi jaati hai. *Kadam sambhalkar rakhti hai vo, par kamar bal kha hi jaati hai Sher:Tamanna school mein pasand aayi, yeh baat usne mere baap ko bataayi. *Baap ne bin soche kari pitaayi, Tamanna phir koi dil mein na aayi Sher:Oh khat ja unke haath choom le, woh padhe toh honth choom le. *Khuda na kare woh phaadh daale tujhe, phatne se pehle hawa sang ghoom le Sher:Coffee ke cup se uthte dhuein mein, aksar teri shakl nazar aati hai *Kambakht tere khayalon mein khokar meri coffee thandi ho jaati hai Sher:Ya Allah is dafaa Tamanna se, aankhen chaar karwaa de. *Agar kuch problem ho, toh uski behen se hi taankaa bhidwaa de. Sher:Dard-e-dil chupaana mushkil hai, tootkar muskurana mushkil hai. *Chaalu ho lafda kisi ke saath toh, naya lafda chaalu karna mushkil hai Sher:Boss aaye hamaare cabin mein, gazab ki timing hai. *Kabhi hum boss ko, toh kabhi computer par chal rahe game ko dekhte hain! Sher:Tamanna Tamanna karte rahe, usse aankhen chaar na huyi. *Sab loccha idhar hi kyun hai bhai, jo Tamanna hamari tarah beqaraar na huyi! Sher:Jahan mein tanhayi kyun hai, sabko mujhse shikayat kyun hai? *Kami nahi bewakoofon ki yahan, par mujhpe bewakoofon ki inaayat kyun hai? Sher:Raat ke pehlu mein taare na hote, nam aankhon mein nazare na hote *Hum bhi na karte parwah aapki, itne screw jo dheele tumhare na hote Sher:Har phool gulab nahi hota,har heera nayab nahi hota.*Har raat diwali nahi hoti,gar ghar mein ek khoobsurat saali nahi hoti. Sher:Ajab hai zindagi khwab jaise, jaane kab toote kaanch jaise. *Marne se pehle ghar aana mehmaan jaise, udhaar chukana acche insaan jaise. Sher:Kuch palo ki zindgaani hai, nafrat se jiya nahi karte, *Dushmano se hi dosti kar lenge, tere jaise bewakoofon se dosti kiya nahi karte! Sher:By God Tamanna sab kuch jaanti hai, aur chupke chupke muskurati hai. *Peeche pad gaye hain sab uske, isliye bahut bhaav khaati hai. Sher:Tumse dosti tumhara intezar, tumhare bina dil beqaraar. *Tumhari yeh saadgi tumhara pyar, itni taareef kar di ab toh chuka do udhaar! Sher:Zubaan hi bas zariya nahi, jo aap alfaaz samajh paayenge. *Kabhi palak mein jhaank kar dekho, aankhon mein bhi aap joker nazar aayenge! Sher:Muskurakar dard chipate hain, unse dosti nibhaate hain. *Maccharon ki himmat toh dekho, kachua jalaane par bhi kaatne aa jaate hain! Sher:Hota hai asar jazbaat mein, bhool na paoge char mulaqaat mein. *Humse ruthkar jaoge kahan? Tumhare ghar ki chaabi hai hamare haath mein Sher:Rab ne rishta banaya na hota, humein ek duje se milaya na hota *Zindagi ho jaati boring, gar tujhe pagalkhaane se chudaya na hota! Sher:Zikr chala uski shakl yaad aa gayi,zakhm has diye bewafa yaad aa gayi. *Uski yaad mein guzri raat, dard yun badha ki mummy yaad aa gayi Sher:Roshni kam huyi pata na chala, khushi gham huyi pata na chala. *Aapki yaad mein itni daaru pee li, bar mein hi out huye pata na chala! Sher:Maana ki poora musalman nahi, par deen se naata toh jod sakta hoon *Namaz-roza kuch na sahi, shab-e-baraat patakhe toh chodd sakta hoon Sher:Hum khamosh nigaah se dekhte the, woh chupke se nazar ladaata hai. *Humein laga pyar hai phir pata chala, woh yun eye flu failata hai! Sher:Bikhre aansu ke moti piro na sake, teri yaad mein raat bhar so na sake. *Beh na jaaye face cream saari, yeh sochkar zyada ro na sake! Sher:Gul gaya gulshan gaya gayi honth ki laali, gul gaya gulshan gaya gayi honth ki laali *Ab toh peecha chodd de, main ho gayi bachhon wali Sher:Khoobsurat kya keh diya unko, humko chodd woh sheeshe ke ho gaye. *Tarasha nahi toh patthar the, taraasha toh diamond necklace ho gaye! Sher:Tammana nahi tanhaayi se darte hai, pyar nahi ruswaayi se darte hain. *Tumhe gift dete par kya karen, kambakht mehengaayi se darte hain Sher:Aaj bageche mein kali hai, kal gulaab hoga. *Jo tujhse shaadi karega, uska dimaag kharaab hoga. Sher:Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaaye, main rooth jaun toh mujhe manaye. *Raatbhar phone pe gappe ladaaye, bill aaye toh khud bhar aaye Sher:Dekha khwaab use paane ka uska pyar pa maza aaya jeene ka. *Jeene ke loote the abhi maze chaar, uske bhai ne utaar diya ishq ka bukhaar Sher:Humne jab chaha tab-tab tum jaage, humne jab chaha tab-tab tum jaage. *Kyuki tumhare ghar ki ghanti, hum baja-baja kar bhaage! Sher:Waqt guzra saanse thami thi, muskuraye hum aankh mein nami thi. *Ghanto beete humein toilet mein, nal khola toh paani ki kami thi! Sher:Pyar ke lamhe ke hum mehmaan, char pal mein bikhar gaye armaan *Ab yaadon ke sahare jee rahein hain, bar mein baithe gham pee rahe hain Sher:Dekhi hazaar mehfilen, yeh fiza aur hai, ada dekhi hazaar, teri ada aur hai. *Hazaar jaam hain peene ko, free ki daaru ka nasha aur hai Sher:Jaan tum mein pehli si baat nahi, main bola insaan hoon jazbaat nahi! *Woh boli Aao aankh mein doob jao, main bola aankh hai ghaat nahi Sher:Tha ajnabi par apna laga, magroor sahi par accha laga *Rote huye has pada mujhe dekh, mujhe kya pata tha usko main circus ka joker laga Sher:Kaashi mein mela laga hai, prasad mein kambal baatein ja rahe hain. *Kisi se na kehna, yeh SMS sirf bhikariyon ko bheje ja rahe hain Sher:Woh khushi se jhoomkar boli, aaj mere liye kya laaye?*Maine palatkar bol diya, mehboob hoon tera baap nahi jo har shaam toffee laaye! Sher:Chaar palon ki zindgaani, usoolon mein mat sametna. *Khud ke hisse ka toh pee lete hain sab, lage haath dusre ke hissa ka bhi pee lena! Sher:Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha Paro chhod do. *Paro boli daaru chhod do, par tujhe kisne kaha SMS karna chod do? Sher:Woh aankh mein aansu liye boli, main paraayi hoon bhool ja mujhe. *Maine pyar se dekhkar bola, oh paraaye dhan pehle yaad toh aa mujhe Sher:Sitamgar hum gila na karte, khizaan mein phool khila na karte *Mila de khaak mein tujhe namumkin, tujh jaise dhakkan roz mila na karte. Sher:Jab tu mujhse rooth jayega, tu mujhse khafa ho jayega. *Jab tu mujhe bhool jayega, toh gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega Sher:Dost bichadte hain dosti kab badalti hai,pyar marta hai,chahat kab badalti hai.Tumko chahna buri aadat hai,dekhen aadat kab badalti hai Sher:Aankh mein aansu ubharne na diya, mitti mein moti bikharne na diya. *Jis raah teri chappal ke nishaan, vahan khud ko guzarne na diya. Sher:Ek khwaab, ek pyar, ek haqeeqat ho tum, dosti mein padnewali har zaroorat ho tum. *Jisko roz itne SMS karne pade, woh museebat ho tum. Sher:Door chandni jal rahi hogi, dil mein churi chal rahi hogi. *Uff yeh pair mein chubhan kaisi, bai farsh nahi sofa pe katka mal rahi hogi Sher:Usko chaha toh izhaar na karna aaya lut gaye pyar na karna aaya *Usne maangi toh angoothi maangi, hum thehre lallu inkaar na karna aaya Sher:Khuda yeh sab dilaye-ek ladki jo pyar kiye jaye, ek jo khana banaye, ek jo paisa kamaye. *Aur yeh teeno kabhi ek dusre se mil na paaye. Sher:Lo phir aa gaya appraisal, boss ne kaha discussion karenge kal. *Jaane kal kab aayega, pata laga kal aate aate next appraisal aa jayega Sher:Is qadar imtehaan na lo, kyun ho khafaa bayaan toh karo. *Kar do maaf agar ho gayi ho khataa, yun gifts le-lekar barbaad na karo. Sher:Haathi ne kaha jaakar hathni ki qabar par, haathi ne kaha jaakar hathni ki qabar par. *Sadqe jaaun tumhari patli kamar par! Sher:Woh majbooriyon mein lipti rehti hain, apne shiddat bhare khayalon mein. *Hum tel malte rehte hain, apni biwi ke joon bhare baalon mein Sher:Jaane mulaaqat kab ho, adhuri rahi baat kab ho. *Dil har lamha teri behen ka intezaar karta hai, tu jaye woh aaye, yeh itefaaq kab ho? Sher:Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari jab laat maare naari yaad aayegi hamari *Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se, janhit mein jaari Sher:Woh humse katraati hai, palke uthaati aur jhukaati hai. *Hum kaise bhool jaayen use? woh hamare yahaan jhaadu maarne aati hai! Sher:Mujhse pyar vapas mat lena, mujhse yeh iqraar vapas mat lena.*Dete rehna 100-200 rupaiyye aaye din, mujhko diya udhaar vapas mat lena. Sher:Internet pe ladki fasayee, internet pe hi ho gayi sagaayi. *Internet pe divorce ho gaya, chalo isi bahane Computer ka course ho gaya. Sher:Sab nagme saaz mein gaaye na jaate, sab log mehfil mein bulaaye na jaate. *Tum khud toh udhar dete nahi, le jaakar maal vapas na aate Sher:Majboor haalat idhar bhi udhar bhi, tanha raat idhar bhi udhar bhi.*Dono pakde gaye saath-saath,ab saza-e-hawalaat idhar bhi udhar bhi. Sher:Mera pyar duniya ko misaal hai, tujhe dekh laga kya maal hai. *Maal paane ko bichaya jaal hai, par kambhakat college ka aakhri saal hai Sher:Na promotion mila na hike, kaise khareede naya phone, nayi bike? *Hum juniors se bhi kam kamaate hain, table pochkar ghar chalaate hain Sher:Hum mehboob se bole:Gulabon ke shehar mein,husn ki tareef tauheen hoti hai.*Jo taareef ki mohtaj ho,woh haseen bhi kya haseen hoti hai? Sher:Arz kiya hai, ki ishaara toh madad ka kar raha tha bechara doobne wala. *Us bewakoof machuaare ne salaam-e-alwida samjh liya! Sher:Appraisal moh maya nazar aaye, jo is chakkar mein pada fas jaaye. *Boss dikhata hai din mein taare, raise ke naam par joota maare Sher:Kaanta qaabil-e-tareef nahi hota, haal-e-dil sunaana mumkin nahi hota. *Khuda tumhe bana bola hoga:Kya item bana dala yakeen nahi hota! Sher:Patte gir sakte hain ped nahi, suraj doob sakta hai aasmaan nahi. *Dharti sookh sakti hai dariya nahi, duniya sudhar sakti hai tu nahi. Sher:Vaada hai aur dost na banayenge tere saath hi dosti nibhayenge. *Zaroorat pade toh pukaar lena, jannat mein tu ho toh chutti le aayenge Sher:Main khamosh nigah se dekhta hoon, woh chupke se sada deti hai *Kya khabar kal ki par suna hai, aksar yeh harkat jail pahuncha deti hai Sher:Baaton mein jiski rawani na hai, use kabhi jillat uthani na hai *Yeh chehre par jo tu dekhta hai, woh powder hai nadan jawani na hai! Sher:Aap jaisa dost sabka khwab hai, aapka alag andaaz hai. *Aasma ka koi hisaab nahi hota, par aapke paas hamare har udhaar ka hisaab hai. Sher:Yun na har baat yaaro se poocho, raaz ki baat ishaaro se poocho. *Ladki ne maar diya sar-e-aam sandal, suna kis-kisne deewane se poocho Sher:Baazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, dil mein gum rakhta hoon. *Pata tha aapka SMS aayega, isliye sar dard ki goli sang rakhta hoon. Sher:Teri dosti ghazal hai gungunaane ko naghma hai sunaane ko. *Yeh woh jazba hai jo sabko mile nahi, hausla chahiye teri dosti nibhaane ko Sher:Majboori hamari jaan na sake,armaan hamare maan na sake.*Kehte hain mar ke bhi chahenge tumhe,aisa daav chala ki hum unhe maar na sake Sher:Teri yaad mein raat bhar peeta raha, teri yaad mein raat bhar peeta raha. *Fefde phat kar baahar aa gaye, main din bhar seeta raha SHER:Maine tumhe dil diya dildaar samajhkar, maine tumhe dil diya dildaar samajhkar.*Tum mere dil ko kha gaye baadaam samajhkar. SHER:Jab tum is duniya se jaaoge, door kahin ek naya janam paaoge.*Is baar jo hua bura hua,agli baar ek lambi poonch aur chaar taange paoge. SHER:Kisi ko nahin kaha tere fasaane ko,jaane kaise khabaar huyi zamaane ko.*Gutter band ho gaye saare shehar ke,kisne kaha tujhe nahaane ko SHER:Jinki yaad hai dil mein nishaani ki tarah, jinki yaad hai dil mein nishaani ki tarah.*Woh toh bhool gaye humein kahani ki tarah. SHER:Apno ne vaat lagaayi hamari, gairon mein kahan tha dum?*Kambakht kashti bhi vahin doobi apni, paani jahan tha kam. SHER:Usse pyar karke kismat jaag gayi,usse pyar karke kismat jaag gayi.*Maine itne love letter post kiye ki,who post man ke saath bhaag gayi SHER:Duniya bhar ki khushi mere saath chali, duniya bhar ki khushi mere saath chali.*Poore mohhalle ne gale lagaya, jo saath mere aap chali. SHER:Dil mein yaadon ki tarah, aankhon mein aansu ki tarah.*Tum ghar mein rehti ho mere, bill mein bicchu ki tarah. SHER:Na pooch teri judaayi ke lamhe maine kaise bitaaye.*Paani mein kapde dhone ka saabun milakar, straw se phook maari aur bulbule banaaye! SHER:Phool khilna chahta hai, par kali khilne nahin deti.*Girlfriend milna chahti hai, par uski mummy milne nahin deti. SHER:Maine tujhe chaha Saraswati samajhkar, maine tujhe chaha Saraswati samajhkar.*Tere baap ne mujhe jalaaya, agarbatti samajhkar. SHER:Zindagi hai janjaal,yahaan chalta hai paise ka kamaal.*Tu bhi kangaal main bhi kangaal,toh phir aa khelte hain Missed call Missed call. SHER:Tasalli ho jayegi humein, hum fariyaad karte hain.*Bas ek baar keh do ki tumhe bhi hichki aati hai, jab hum tumhe yaad karte hain. SHER:Naukri yaar kha gaye,jaaydaad rishtedar kha gaye.*Marne ke baad bhi unhone ki mere saath cheating,banaayi mazaar toh minaar kha gaye. SHER:Meri aankhon ko sapne dikha gaya koi,bujhti saanson mein mehak jaga gaya koi.Kya yeh sach much pyaar hai,ya phir se topi pehna gaya koi SHER:Is udaas muskurahat ke peeche, kayi ghamo ke raile hain.*Hum sher likhkar bhejen toh tum kehti ho ki hum bahut velle hain! SHER:Bewafa sanam se toh cigrattee acchi hai, bewafa sanam se toh cigrattee acchi hai.*Dil jalaati hai, par hoton se toh lagaati hai. SHER:Teri pyari surat pe dil haaru,har zaroorat pe jaan vaarun.*Jab sochun teri harkato ke baare mein,dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do maarun SHER:Tapish suraj ki hoti hai, jalna zameen ko padta hai.*Kasoor ladki ki khoobsurati ka hota hai, uske baap se pitna humko padta hai! SHER:Tum door sahi majboor sahi, par yaad tumhari aati hai. *Tum saans vahan par leti ho, par badboo yahan tak aati hai. SHER:Itne din se jalaane na aaya,jalti huyi aag bhujhane na aaya.*Kehta tha saath jiyenge-marenge,roothi hoon toh gadha manaane na aaya! SHER:Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala,nahi lag sakta kabhi maikhaane mein taala.*Ek nahin...do nahin saara shahar hai peene waala. SHER:Yaar tune badi ummeed laga rakhi hai,dil mein asha ki kiran jaga rakhi hai.*Roz kaise naye sher bheju,maine kya factory laga rakhi hai? SHER:Roz tere pange honge, roz tere ghar mein dange honge. *Agar mujhe SMS nahi kiya toh yaad rakhna, tere sab bachche lafange honge! SHER:Raste mein phool girte hain, saawan ka yehi trend hai.*Mohabbat dono karte hain, par nibhaata sirf boyfriend hai! SHER:Dosti nibhana jaante hain,zakhm pe dawa lagaana jaante hain.*Humein bhulaane ki galti na karna,hum galaa dabana bhi jaante hain! SHER:Aansu tere nikle aankh meri ho,dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho.*Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,joote tujhe pade kartoot meri ho. SHER:Larazte huye haathon se, usne meri kalaaiyon ko yun chua *Maano uski har saans keh rahi ho..bhai sahab time kya hua? SHER:SMS nahi karoge toh mobile dafna dena,kafan na mile toh rumaal udha dena.*Koi pooche rog kya tha,toh nazar jhuka apni kanjusi bata dena SHER:Chandani ne kaha ke tu pyar kar,shama ne kaha aankhen chaar kar.*Gori ko cheda toh boli muskarakar,abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar. SHER:Yaad mein tumhari humne, aansu bahaye day and night. *Ab halat yeh hai ki, dikhta hai sab kuch black and white. SHER:Na woh chhat pe aati,na main uska deewana hota,na woh chhat pe aati,na main deewana hota.*Na woh patthar maarti, na main kaana hota. SHER:Mausam mein ajeeb baat hai,bekaabu se jazbaat hain.*Jee chahta hai tumko churale tumhi se,par Papa kehte hain chori karna buri baat hai SHER:Teer se nahi ghayal hue hum,teri ek nazar se shaayar hue hum.*Ki naadani teri mehfil mein aaye,aur teri hi saheli ke kaayal huye hum. SHER:Jab kanjoosi mein oscar announce kiya jayega,tu nominate ho jayega*Yeh padhke bhi tune reply nahi kiya,toh pehla prize tujhe mil jayega SHER:Jab pyar mein haar gaye, humne socha khudkhushi kar le. *Hum chale khudkhushi karne toh khayal aaya, kyun na ek baar phir try karle? SHER:Phool khilte hain, khilkar bikhar jaate hain.*Mehboob ki zara taareef kya karo, who chane ke jhaad par chad jaate hain! SHER:Dhokha mila jo pyar mein,zindagi mein viraangi chaa gayi.*Socha chod denge is raah ko par kya kare,kal mohhalle mein aishwariya aa gayi SHER:Nayi shaadi thi,naya tha zamana,dulha bechain tha sunne ko gaana.*Dulhan ne shuru kiya gaana,bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana SHER:Tere ishq mein jaanam kya haal ho gaya,tere ishq mein jaanam kya haal ho gaya*Badan se badboo aa rahi hai, nahaye huye zamaana ho gaya. SHER:Kya haseen din the, jab hum pyar ko cash kiya karte the. *Ab sab apne kharche pe karna padta hai, tab unke kharche pe jiya karte the. SHER:Jab se begum ne murga bana rakha hai,maine sar jhuka rakha hai.*Bartano aaj sar pe baraste kyun ho,maine tumko hamesha dhula rakha hai SHER:Kacchi kali kachnaar ki, kaccha na samajhna,kacchi kali kachnaar ki, kaccha na samajhna.*Lad jaunga tere baap se baccha na samajhna. SHER:Har laal rang RED nahin hota, har murda DEAD nahin hota.*Kaise kahoon par yeh sach hai, har koi aapki tarah MAD nahin hota. SHER:Woh muqadder ka sikander,jisne khud ko shaadi se bacha rakha hai*Pee ja maar ki duniya ko pata lage, maar khane mein bhi maza rakha hai SHER:Arz hai:Dukaandaar bola kya chahiye, jo chahoge meri dukaan par paoge.Main bola kutte ka khaana hai?Bola:Yahin khaaoge ya leke jaaoge? SHER:Tumhari jheel si neeli aankhon ki gehraayi mein doob jaana chahta hoon.*Ek minute ruko, swimming costume pehankar aata hoon. SHER:Bekudi ki justju hoti hai,qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai.*Mere jamal se tumhara khumar chala jayega,yeh sher tumko kabhi samajh nahi ayega. SHER:Arz kiya hai ki apple kaat-ta hoon knife se,paani peeta hoon pipe se*Bade bure din aa gaye hain doston,kyunki joote khaata hoon wife se SHER:Chand ne chandni maangi, sitaro ne roshni maangi. *Rab ne jab humse hamari chahat poochi, humne kabhi sridevi kabhi madhuri maangi. SHER:Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nahi,bewafa ho sakti hai aap nahi.*Gandi ho sakti hai aap nahi,kutte ki dum seedhi ho sakti hai aap nahi SHER:Khuda kare tujhe har jagah satkaar mile, acche yaar mile.*Teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi baandhe,tujhe zindagi bhar us behan ka pyar mile. SHER:Haqeeqat samjho ya fasaana,apna samjho ya begana.*Suno dil ka afsana,garmi bahut hai din mein teen baar nahana. SHER:Is qadr aapko chahte hain ki duniyawale dekhkar jal jaate hain.*Yun toh hum sabko ullu banaate hain,lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jate hain SHER:Arz hai ki jab woh aaine ke pass aaye, aaina bola-Beautiful Beautiful.*Jaise hi who aaine se door gaye,aaina bola-Aprilfool Aprilfool. SHER:Dil me basi hai dosti teri, aakhon mein basi hai tasveer teri.*Jab aati hai yaad teri, hum dekhte hain TOM and JERRY. SHER:Do pal ki khushi na mili toh kya,umr bhar gham ke sahare jee lunga.*Kya hua jo meri girlfriend nahi,teri girlfriend ke sahare jee lunga SHER:Kitna pyaar hai mujhko tumse, iska tum bhi kuch ehsaas karo. *Agar ab bhi hai inkaar tumhe, toh yeh letter aage pass karo! SHER:Shaadi ka vaada kiya Parveen se,mohabbat thi Nasreen se.*Anjaane mein keh dia Mehreen se,ab toh umeed hai sirf Samreen se. SHER:Teri zindagi mein kabhi gham na ho,teri aankh kabhi nam na ho.*Dua hai ki mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan,jiska wieght 150Kg se kam na ho SHER:Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho.*Nikhar aayi hai surat aapki, bahut din baad nahaaye se lagte ho. SHER:Mujhe jala ya dafna dena,marte waqt ek ghoont beer pila dena.*Tajmahal nahi maangta yaaron,bas meri qabr par Girls hostel bana dena. SHER:Girlfriend boli phone mat karo dear,mom hain near,dad se lagta hai fear,baat hoti nahi clear.*Isliye SMS karo without fear, very clear. SHER:Usne mere dil me jagah bana li,maine bhi uski tasveer dil me saja li*Woh mujhse jis din rooth gayi,mauka dekh maine uski behan fasaali. SHER:Jab se tumhen jaana hai,jab se tumhen paaya hai.*Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,taaki poochu rab se, allah yeh kya namoona banaya hai. SHER:Na Bottle me,na Jar mein,na Hotel mein,na Bar mein,na Bike pe,na Car mein.*Ab toh din guzarta hai aapke SMS ke intezaae mein. SHER:Arz hai, jo dil mein dard de usko pyar kehte hain,jo dil mein dard de usko pyar kehte hain.*Jo sar mein dard de usko dildaar kehte hain SHER:Taras khao laalten mein tel khatam hone ko aaya. *Jal jao zindagi mein tubelight bankar, meri zindagi mein andhera hone ko aaya. SHER:Flirt karoge pareshan rahoge, shadi karoge sharabi banoge. *Love karoge Devdas banoge, humse dosti karoge toh BINDAAS rahoge! SHER:Yeh galat nahin, ki zamaane mein la-jawaab hain hum.*Acche acche na samajh sakey humein, aisi khufiya kitaab hain hum. SHER:Kaun kehta hai maut aayi toh marr jaunga?Kaun kehta hai maut aayi toh marr jaunga?*Akalmand hoon,begam ka burkha pehen nikal jaunga! SHER:Arz kiya hai, ki tu sawaal nahi ek paheli hai, tu sawaal nahi ek paheli hai.*Meri manzil tu thode na hai, balki teri saheli hai. SHER:Haath mehbooba ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,haath mehbooba ke de allah kuch aisi qalam.*Apni saari jaayedaad who naam mere kar jaaye. SHER:Wafa itni karo ki bewafaayi na rahe,pyar itna karo, nafrat na rahe.*Dosti itni karo,dushmani na rahe,SMS itne karo ki balance na rahe. SHER:Arz kiya hai ki, 5 feet 6 inch jiski height ho, jeans jiski super tight ho, chehra jiska bright ho.*Umar 20 se 22 ho, aisi apni wife ho SHER:Meri dosti woh daag hai,jo duniya mita nahi payegi. *Bas tu badhiya sabun se mat dho daalna,varna dhoondti reh jayegi! SHER:Botal na sahi ek jaam ho jaye,milna na sahi dua salaam ho jaye.*Jinki yaad mein hum bimaar pade hain,kam se kam unhe zukaam ho jaye SHER:Zindagi mein hamesha smart log milenge,kahin zyada kahin kam milenge.*Select zara sochke karna,zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum milenge SHER:Arz kiya hai, ki dabbe mein dabba, dabbe mein kharghosh.*Ladki ne aankh maari, ladka hua behoosh! SHER:Hua main betaab ud rahe the gulaab,hua main betaab ud rahe the gulaab.*Phir kya, ruk gayi hava aur gir gaye saare ke saare gulaab! SHER:Man hi man unhe chahte reh gaye,unhe patane ke plan banate reh gaye.*Koi aur le gaya unhe,hum unki shaadi mein kursiyan lagate reh gaye SHER:Allah allah kya josh, mere deewane mein hai. *Kal zamanat pe chuddwaya, aaj phir thaane mein hai! SHER:Samander ke kinaare baitha karo,koi na koi lehar toh aayegi.*kismat na badli toh kya hua,kam se kam shakal toh dhul jayegi. SHER:Chandni chowk ka fawwara na hota,Sea ka nazaara na hota.*Fashion ne ladkiyon ko bigaada na hota,toh India ka koi ladka aawara na hota SHER:Teri-meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho,teri-meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho.*Bhoole se tu bazaar mein takra na jaaye, allah khair ho! SHER:Paas ho ya door, hum dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain. *Na khat, na telephone ke mohtaaj, hum aapke dil ko hichkiyon se hila sakte hain. SHER:Andaaz apne dekhte hain aaine mein woh,andaaz apne dekhte hain aaine mein who.*Aur yeh bhi dekhte hain ki koi dekhta na ho. SHER:Humne bahut ki koshish unhe manaane ki,humne bahut ki koshish unhe manaane ki.*Kambakht chodti nahi buri aadat humein pakaane ki! SHER:Kisi ki jheel si aankhon mein,dil doob jaana chahta hai.*Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai,ki yaar apun ko swimming karna kahan aata hai? SHER:Aisi dosti hamari, ki tu mujhko har raah,har dagar mein mile.*Mar bhi jaun agar toh tu dosti ki khatir,mujhe paas waali kabar mein mile SHER:Roye tu toh aankhen meri ho, khush ho tum toh hasi meri ho. *Ae dost aisi ho dosti apni, ki tu pite aur galti meri ho. SHER:tere pyar mein maine jaano-dil khoya hai,dil teri yaad mein bahut se roya hai*Aur ek tu hai zaalim,Jo blanket odhkar,AC main soya hai SHER:Main bola:Mere jaane ke baad,kaun bujhaye dil ki pyaas,kaun hoga udaas?*Woh jhat se boli:Faaltu cheezon ke liye,time nahi hai mere paas SHER: Meri yaad aaye toh yaad karo,zyada aaye toh SMS karo*Usse jyada aaye toh phone karo*Aur bhi jyada aaye toh jhoot bolna band karo. SHER:Mere aansoo chalke jaam mein, aaj tera khayal phir kyun aaya? *Itni pee sharab maine, ki raat ko pachaas baar bathroom gaya! SHER:Maine usse apna samajhkar, meri jaan aur mera dil diya. *Aur uss patthar dil ne mujhe, apna phone aur electricity bill diya! SHER:Jab humne dekhi surat uski pyari,kya galat kiya jo usko aankh maari?*Yeh kasoor hamara nahi khuda ka hai,jisne di hume aankh ki bimari! SHER:Teri yaad badi sata rahi thi, har waqt mujhe tadpa rahi thi.*Aur jab main teri yaad mein marne waala tha,tu buddhi ka baal kha rahi thi SHER:Peete peete jaam chalka, mausam pyara badal gaya. *Yeh tera chehra hai ya kele ka chilka, jo dekha toh dil phisal gaya! SHER:Soch samjhkar na ki shaadi jisne, usne jeevan bigaad liya. *Aur chaturaayi se ki jisne shaadi, usne bhi kya ukhaad liya? SHER:Teri kartuton ne asar dikhaya hai, ye sab tera kiya karaya hai. *Abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag le, kyunki most wanted mein tera naam aaya hai SHER:Zamane se bejaar hua, mera chain kho gaya*Tere ishq mein jaanam kya se kya ho gaya.*Badan se badboo aa rahi hai,nahaaye zamana ho gaya SHER:Meri dosti ki zarurat ho tum, badi chanchal aur khoobsurat ho tum. *Jisko roz SMS karna padta hai, meri zindagi ki who museebat ho tum! SHER:Tum itna jo muskura rahe ho, jaanam mere kareeb aa rahe ho. *Bas ek hi baat sochte hai hum, tum saans ki badboo kyun phaila rahe ho! SHER:Kashmir ki vaadiyon main,barfeeli hawaon main*Jheel ke kinare baithe,Ranjhe ko Heer ne kaha*Jara sweater toh pehen lo,thand lag jayegi SHER:Darwaaze par aakar jab roye hum, tum AC mein soye the sanam. *Dil dukha mera, huyi aankh num, dubara ishq nahi karenge maa kasam! SHER:Jab deep jale aana, jab shaam dhale aana. *Agar address na mile toh, beshaq wapas chale jaana! SHER:Ladke ka ladki se tha kehna,mere paas mere saath rehna,sab kuch mere sang sehna*ladki boli uske liye tumhe banana hoga mujhe apni behna SHER:Na koi fikar tujhe, na doorie ka gum hai. *Na dil mein dard, na aankh num hai. *Ab kya kahu tere baare mein, tu aadmi bada besharam hai SHER:Suraj doob gaya, chand bhi sharma gaya. *Jab aapka chehra dekha toh, bhikaari ko bhi taras aa gaya! SHER:Kya batau mere dil ka case, aisa nahi ki mujhe pasand nahi tera face. *Baat bas itni hai, mere dil ke storage mein, nahi hai free space SHER:Biwi haye kaise tevar dikhaati hai,biwi haye kaise mujhe sataati hai. *Restaurant mein usko le jaau, toh bina ruke bas khaati hai! SHER:Ishq mein tere kya haal ho gaya, udd gayi neend,chain kho gaya.*Badan se badboo aa rahi hai jaanam,ab toh nahaye huye bhi1 saal ho gaya SHER:Tumhare tevar kya bataun,kiske dil ka haal samjhaun?*Ghar se jab tum nikalti ho pehenkar reshmi gown, sabke dil ka hota hai server down SHER:Tujhse baat karke, chain kho jaata hai, tujhse baat karke har pal sataata hai. *Kyunki tujhse baat karke, mobile ka bill bahut aata hai SHER:Wah tune kya sher maara hai, lafzon ko kya mast hoton pe utara hai*Aise sher ke saath jeene se accha, sherni ko vidhva hona gawara hai SHER:Jahan hum khade hote hain,vahaan bade bado ka sar jhukta hai.*Par aaj hum khade nahi rahenge,kyunki hamara left ghutna bahut dukhta hai SHER:Aashiq pagal hote hain pyar mein, umr guzar jaati hai intezaar mein.*Par yeh dilruba nahi samajhti, naatak karti phirti hai bekaar mein SHER:Twinkle twinkle little star,teri girlfriend gayi bazaar*Usko mil gaya doosra pyar,ab tu baith ke makkhiyan maar SHER:Tere jaisa dost dekar, khuda ne hum par ehsaan kiya hai. *Serious life mein hamari, ek all time entertainment channel diya hai! SHER: Sanam teri duniya chod denge,teri taraf aaye tufaan mod denge*Agar tune mera saath choda,toh teri saari haddiyan tod denge. SHER:Teri woh baat aaj bhi yaad hai,teri har fariyaad aaj bhi yaad hai.*Tujhpe kharch ki huyi rakam se,mera bank balance aaj bhi barbaad hai SHER:Dar lagta hai teri aankhon ki gehraayi se, Inka asar ab saha nahi jaata*Doob gaya toh mar jaaunga, kyunki jaanam mujhe tairna nahi aata SHER:Biwi boli mere iraade bade nek hai, aap hazaron main ek hai*pati bola jaaneman ab aur na sata,baaki 999 ka naam toh bata SHER:Hasti thi hasaati thi, dil ko bahut bhaati thi. *Dekhkar mujhe sharmaati thi, mand mand muskati thi, aaj pata chala woh pagal thi! SHER:Woh ped kya jisme daali na ho, woh baag kya jisme maali na ho.*Woh ghar kya jisme diwali na ho, aur woh mard kya jiski baharwaali na ho SHER:Shukriya rab ka jo humein yahan laaya, teri dosti ke kaabil banaya.*Aur phir humko teri saari pyari, girlfriends se introduce karaya! SHER:Shayad wo jaalim mere pyar ko, taste karne bhool gaye*Dil se aisa cut kiya, ki dubara paste karna bhool gaye SHER:Kal tumko dekhkar maine socha,tum ghar se nikalti ho kyun*Tumhe dekhke sab gaate hain,who let the dogs out...who who who who SHER:Sab badla, tum na badle, pagle the pehle ab tak ho pagle.*Socha waqt ke saath hoga tera sudhaar, par tum toh de rahe ho pagalpan udhaar SHER:Tum kya jaano gum kya hai, tum kya samjho gum kya hai. *Kyunki aaj tak toh tumne, thook se hi envelope chipkaya hai! SHER:Dukandaar ne poocha kya chahiye,jo kahogi mere paas paaogi.*Maine kaha kutte ka cake chahiye, usne poocha yahin khaogi ya lekar jaaogi? SHER:Kyun unki nazaron se, hum nazar mila na sake. *Chashma kho gaya tha hamara, yeh baat bhi unhe bata na sake! SHER:Tumse main mila toh, dil mein hua ek ajab sa action. *Aur phir pata chala humein, every action has an equal and opposite reaction! SHER:Ranjhe ko heer ne nakaam kiya,sharaabi ko sharaab ne badnam kiya.*Main samjha woh mohabbat hai meri,par usne mera insult khule aam kiya SHER:Baazigar oh baazigar, teri mummy ko tu raazi kar*Tune dil mera toda maine glue stick se joda,atleast glue stick ka paisa toh wapas kar. SHER:Tumhare liye pyar ka application, create main karunga. *Tum hi usse debug karna jaaneman, tab tak wait main karunga! SHER:Ishq main is kadar huye nakaam,Wah kya mila hai wafa ka anjaam.*Peete peete hua hai haal aisa,ek haath mein katora duje mein jaam SHER:Hum tum dono jab mil jayange, ek naya itihaas banayenge. *Aur agar hum na mil paaye toh, kisi aur ke itihaas ko padhke shukr manayenge! SHER: Dil lagana,sabke bas ki baat nahi,pyar mein kho jaana sabke bas ki baat nahi*Aur chaurahe par joote khana bhi,sabke bas ki baat nahi SHER:Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna, ho jaaye toh inqaar mat karna. *Zindagi se utha dega tumhe, tumhari maashuqa ka baap varna! SHER:Dil main chupi baat tujhe batau kaise*Laaga chunari mein daag, chupaau kaise. *Bhool gayi aage ka gaana, ab gaaun to gaaun kaise SHER:Acche log jaldi upar jaate hain, kyunki wo khuda ko bhaate hai*Meri biwi boli main acchi hoon,toh upar jaane main jaanam itni deri kyun SHER:Tum kya jaano, kis kadar lut gaye hain hum. *Tumhari mohabbat mein jaaneman, buri tarah pit gaye hai hum! SHER:Jise koyal samjhe, wo kauwa nikla, Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla*Jo roka karte the hume sharab peene se,aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla SHER:Main dost ko le gaya aspataal, kaha mera yaar bahut sick hai*Doctor ne check kiya usko,Bola uske dimaag ka connection bada weak hai SHER:Phool ko iskadar todoge toh, jaahir hai kaanta lag jaayega*Ladkiyon ko iskadar chedoge toh, jaahir hai chanta lag jaayega SHER:Aapko mera salaam, suno mere dil ka anmol paigaam. *Daaru peene waalon doodh bhi piya karo, SMS padhne waalon kabhi toh SMS kiya karo! SHER:Jo tumko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge, tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge. *Pagalpan ka yeh ilzaam, hum bhi tere saath sahenge! SHER:Kaise kahu main meri dilruba, kaise sitam dhaati hai. *Raat ko mere sapne mein, meri khadoos saas bankar aati hai! SHER:Ranjhe ne Heer se aisa kya kaha, jisse Heer ne chod diya jahan?*Agar dono ki ho jaati shaadi,itihaas ke ek chapter ki ho jaati barbaadi SHER:In aankhon mein jo nami chhayi hai,woh mere door hone ki gawahi hai.*Yaad itna na kar mujhe,hichki le lekar ab gale mein sujan aayi hai SHER:Log kehte hain khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai*Such hi kehte honge,faaltu kaam fursat mein hi toh kiye jaate hai SHER:Zamaane bhar ki ruswaayi de gayi hai, mehnat ki yeh kamaayi de gayi hai.*Woh lafz jis se hota nahi kuch haasil,woh lafz-BHAI de gai hai SHER:Apne Husn par itna guroor na kar, sab do din ki masti hai. *Tera husn bhi tab tak qaayam hai, jab tak Fairness cream sasti hai. SHER:Kya batayen kitne kamzor huye hai hum,zaalim teri judaai se*Ab toh cheenti bhi kheench le jaati hai,humko charpaai se SHER:Jab tumhe dekhu my dil starts flying, tumse milne ko I keep trying.* Jab tu door ho I feel like crying, itna tension mat le I am lying. SHER:Ghar mein khaana pakane ke liye aa, meri daal galane ke liye aa. *Pehnaayi thi jis ungli mein anguthi,ussi ungli pe nachane ke liye aa. SHER:Neend jab mujhe aagosh mein leti hai,teri shakal saamne aati hai*Achanak meri aankh khul jaati hai,kyun tu mujhe bhoot banke darati hai SHER:Pehle kisi pe dil na aaya,tumhe dekha toh tumpar dil aa gaya.*Tumhare pyar mein pagal hoke itne message kiye,ki 5 Hazar ka bill aa gaya SHER:Aaj phir wo nahi aaye,unhe dhoondne bolo hum kahan jaaye*koi toh unka pata bataye,hum pagal khane se police station tak sab dhoond aaye SHER:Nazme laaye the hum,dil se kured kured kar*Par alfaz bhi chale gaye,uske baap ko dekh kar SHER:Na kisi ka pyar chahiye, na kisi ka dard chahiye.*Mere recharge ko jo apna recharge samajhkar bhar sake, mujhe aisa ek humdard chahiye! SHER:Teri shayari ka aisa asar hua, bhari mehfil mein kya sher maar diya.*Mast zindagi chal rahi thi uski,jis sherni ko tune vidhva kar diya SHER:Wo kehte hai humse ki aapka SMS churaya hua hota hain*Hum kehte hai,kya hua agar forward kiya,message selection toh hamara hi hota hai SHER:Mein shareef ho gaya hoon,ek kanya ke kareeb ho gaya hoon*Uske paas mere dil ki chaabi hai,wo meri last dilruba aur teri 9th bhabhi hai SHER:Humne usko dil diya, mehbooba samajhkar. *Aur woh usko kha gayi, tarbooja samajhkar! SHER:Aapke chehere par udaasi aur aankhon mein nami hai*Accha namak istemaal karo,shayad aapko iodine ki kami hai SHER:Papa bole maine jawani mein, thama tha tumhari mummy ka haath. *Beta bola: ghar mein hi chakkar chalaya, woh bhi apni hi biwi ke saath? SHER:Lab uske khamosh the, humein laga usne dil mein kuch chupaya tha*Aaj pata chala uska mooh band tha, kyunki usne paan masala khaya tha. SHER:Mein jo joota chupa ke laya hoon,ye na samjho chura ke laya hu* Isko khuda ki dein hi samjho,usi ke ghar se utha ke laya hoon SHER:Chandani raat mein chand ko dekhte huye,hum apni haddiyan tudwa gaye.*Khoye the chand ki nazaron mein,tabhi vahan chand ke abba aa gaye SHER:Bulaata hai dil tujhe zamaane se, laut aa kisi bahane se.*Ek baar toh mud ke dekh le, ghar ki safaayi nahi huyi hai tere chale jaane se SHER:Kyun har baar badal jaate ho,Kyun iss tarah dil dukhate ho*Ye sun ke meri rooh kaamp gayi,ki tum bartan dhone waale sabun se nahate ho SHER:Kaash tum zindagi mein aaye na hote,humko sapne dikhaye na hote. *Na aate hamari aankhon mein aansu,jo humse itne pyaaz katwaye na hote SHER:Mudkar na dekh mujhe, yun hanste hanste. *Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar, keh denge Bhabhi Namaste SHER:Teri lovely eyes ne,dekh mujhpe kya effect kiya*Maine sabko reject karke,bas tujhe hi select kiya SHER:Meri zindagi par ek ehsaan kar do, yeh mohabbat mere naam kar do.*Subah ko milo shaam kar do,aur shaam tak mere ghar ka sab kaam kar do SHER:Baccha bola:Sir ji, gaaye hamari mata hai, par humko kuch nahi aata hai. *Sir bole:Bacche, Bael hamara baap hai, number dena paap hai! SHER:Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga,dusri ladki ko dekha toh vaisa laga*Jab dono ke haaton joote pade,toh bilkul ek jaisa laga SHER:Hazaaron ladkiyan aisi hai, ki har ladki pe dum nikle. *Jis pe dum nikle uski saheli, usse bhi uddham nikle! SHER:Khoon se likha deewar pe uska naam, phir woh deewar tod di thi. *Todni padi humein woh deewar kyunki, humne spelling mistake jo ki thi. SHER:Tanhaai mein na waqt bitaya karo,mehfilon mein bhi aaya karo*Kya hua jo kaale hai saamne ke daant*kabhi toh mooh khol ke muskuraya karo SHER:Humne bhi kisi se pyar kiya tha, thoda nahi beshumaar kiya tha. *Hamari toh vaat hi lag gayi, jab usne kaha humne mazaak kiya tha SHER:Tum saari duniyan se hattke ho, tumhara style,glamour,yeh face cut. *Shayad isi liye har koi tumse milke kehta hai,abbe chal baaju hatt SHER:Premi bola tune mera dil jala kar raakh kiya*Premika boli teri kurbaani bekar nahi jaayegi,bhej de raakh bartan maanjne ke kaam aayegi SHER:Ladkiyon ko mat chedo, kanoon ka yeh kayada kya hai. *Par agar ladki ko hi aankh na maar saku, toh batao is aankh ka kya fayada hai? SHER:Aankhon mein sharaafat, chaal mein nazaakat, dil mein sacchaayi. *Toh phir kyun na bole har koi aapko, ek acchi kaam waali bai? SHER:Tu dil par chane lagi,Teri roshni se duniyan jagmagane lagi*Dekh ke tujhe raat gungunane lagi,ab fekte fekte mujhe bhi sharam aane lagi SHER:Kudrat ne wah kya karishma dikhaya,kya aankhen aur kya chehra aapne paya*Aapko dekhke lagta hai jaise,peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya SHER:Kyun bhaarat ka har kutta, itna kamzor hua hai? *Kyunki hamare filmi heroes ne, na jaane kitne kutton ka khoon piya hai! SHER:Dhoka milta hai jab pyar mein,zindagi mein udaasi chha jaati hai*Socha chod denge iss duniya ko,kambakth doosri pasand aa jaati hai SHER:Har gali sajaayi hai,har chowk pe ladkiyan bithaayi hain.*Na jaane kis gali se tum aa jaaoge,isliye har ladki ko ek raakhi thamaayi hai SHER:Jahan gaye the khushiyon ke taraane,mukaddar dekhiye roye vahin par. *Huye mandir se gum joote hamare,jahan se paaye the khoye wahi par SHER:Din mein sitare acche nahi lagte,hume yeh nazare acche nahi lagte*Koi zikr karo hamare ghar par,ki ab hum kuware acche nahi lagte Sher :Taj mahal kya cheez hai main tere liye heeron ka mahal banwaunga,mumtaz mahal toh mar ke dafan huyi thi,main tujhe zinda hi dafnaunga. Sher:Duniya ka rang lage begaana, tera rang lage suhaaana. *Jhooti taareef karvana, bas meri biwi ko is mulaaqat ke bare mein na bataana. Sher:Aankhen dhundli ho jaaye, dil mera aise machal jaaye. *Koi yeh toh bataye ki malaria ka attack hai, ya mujhko teri yaad aaye. SHER:Zid apni naa chodi par,pyar bhara dil tod diya*kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,tune sms karna chod diya. SHER:Bheege hont tere,pyasa dunk mera,lage amrit sa, mujhe khoon tera*Kabhi mere saath,koi raat gujaar,tujhe subah tak main suja dunga yaar SHER:Hausale saare aazma baitha, main zamane ke gum bhula baitha*Jiski chahat mein umar bhar tadpa, usi ke shaadi ki biryani aaj kha baitha SHER:Jigar ka dard, seene mein liye Ghoom raha hu,kisi ki pukar baar baar sun raha hu*Chauthi bhi gayee, ab paachvi ko dhoond raha hu SHER:Neend aati hain to khwab aata hai,khwab mein ek ladki aati hai*Ladki ke peeche uska baap aata hai,na fir neend aati na khwab aata hai SHER:Dil mein gum ki kaliyan khilti hain,ab tanhayee aksar humse milti hai*Tune band kiya jabse SMS karna,mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai SHER:Socha nahi aankh ladane se pehle,ki royenge yu muskuraane se pehle*Kiya hai sitam humpe berehem ne,bana liya bhai dil lagane se pehle SHER:aapko kabhi koi gum na ho,apki aankhen kabhi aansuon se num na ho*Aapko mile roz nayi-nayi girl friends, jinki umar 60 se kum na ho SHER:Aap mujhe itna pasand ho jitna*Ulu ko raat, dentist ko daant, gadhe ko laat,driver ko gaddi, kutte ko haddi aur nange ko chaddi. SHER:Tumhi ne thami hai mere jeevan ki dor.Phir bhi kyun ye dil maange more*Dil ko bhi variety chahiye shayad,kehta hai phasa lo ek aur SHER:Uski ek aankh itni khoobsurat thi ke?.*Uski doosri aankh bhi usse dekh rahi thi SHER:Dhan chahe mat dijiye, O jug ke paalanhaar*Par itna toh kar dijiye ki, milta rahe har jagah se udhaar. SHER:Aaj ye baat mujhe samajh mein aai, ki aap ko dharti par bhejna to ek bahana tha*Kyunki ravan ke baad ,kisi ko toh dharti par aana tha SHER:Raaton ko na jaago so liya karo,yun dil mein aansu na roko,ro liya karo*baal to bahut acche bana lete ho,kabhi mooh bhi dho liya karo SHER:Jaane wo kya chupati thi,kuch tha uske hoton pe magar,kabhi na batati thi*Jab mooh khulwaya toh pata chala,kambakth wo gutkha khati thi SHER:Cake ki fikar mein roti bhi gayi,chahiye thi badi choti bhi gayi*Badon ka kaha na mana aakhir,patloon ki taak mein langoti bhi gayi SHER:Main bola dilruba,wo boli paise dikha.Main bola paise nahi,wo boli kaise nahin*Main bola mahengaye hai,wo boli jaa tu mera bhai hai SHER:Mili nahi unse aankhen ab tak, kaise ajab kahani hai*Main right aankh se kaana hoon, wo left aankh se kaani hai. SHER:Khushbu ne phool ko khaas banaya,phool ne mali ko khaas banaya*Chahat ne dil ko khaas banaya, kambakht pyar ne kitno ko devdas banaya SHER:Tere husn ki kya taarif karoon, tera bandar jaisa hai mooh*Teri zulfon ki kya taarif karoon, tere ek ek baal pe hai joo SHER:Tum apni julf ka juda bana lo,ye kaale naag kaise jhoomte hain*Pakad lega bajakar koi been,ki galiyon mein sapere ghoomte hain SHER:Tum ho sabki aankhon ka noor,ho apni adaon ke liye mashoor*Ho iss jamane mein sabse alag sabse juda,Insaan ke roop mein tum ho langoor SHER:Baith kar unki julfon ke saaye mein,swarg jaisa josh aaya.*kambakhat uske bhai ne dekh liya,toh shaamko hospital mein hi hosh aya SHER:Thandi coffee,garam kar lo.Is patthar dil ko thoda sa naram kar lo*Aapke hote huye inbox khaali hain,thodi si toh yaaron,sharam kar lo SHER:Ya khuda tere darbaar mein hum fariyaad karte hai*Aise haseen chehere banana please chod de,jo hume din dahade barbaad karte hain. SHER:Pati bola bewafa patni se ab kitne chakkar chalaogee, mujhe toh jala kar raakh kar chuki ho, ab kya mere doston ko bhi jalaogi SHER:Rok lo rok lo mera janaza,ki meri jaan aa gayi hai*Peeche mud kar dekho bhaiyon, sharab ki dukaan aa gayi hai SHER:Mujhe poora yakeen hai wo aayegi,uske aate hi meri saas ruk jaayegi*Ye pyar nahi dar hai yaron,aaj wo phir se mujhe chuna laga jayegi SHER:Nigahe aapki khanjar hain,toh adaaye bandook se kum nahi*Jo aapse dil laga baithe,wo banda bewakoof se kum nahi, SHER:Kis kis par aitbaar karte,kis kis par ikhtiyaar karte*Kambakhat ye zindagi bahut choti hai, warna hum toh har ladki se pyar karte SHER:Biwi ko nayi chappal dila do,tension ko ab hata do*Agar maange koi tumse biwi ki chappal ka naap,toh peeth pe pade nishaan dikha do SHER:Agar mujhese pyar hai toh paar kar aao har pahaad har vaadi* warna band karo bakwaas aur jaha maa baap kehte hai, wahi kar lo shaadi SHER:Sab log keh rahe hai, love is in the air*Par koi toh mujhe bataye bhai, ki kiska hai kiske saath affair? SHER:Jeewan ke safar ka har lamha,andekha hai anjaana hai*Toh please jaldee se haan kar do jaaneman, hume auron ko bhi patana hai SHER:Yeh humne kabhi na socha tha,uski gali ke chakkar lagane se pehle*Ki uske daddy danda leke aayenge,humare bike bhagane se pehle SHER:Kyun jaaneman mera pyar, tum in aankhon se dekh na paaye*Donate kar do yeh useless aankhen, shayad kisi aur ke kaam aa jaaye SHER:Tere bin mar jayenge,mar gaye toh tera naam lagayenge*Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi upar bulayenge,tum aaoge to saath baithke chips khayenge SHER:Mohabbat ka khumaar dekha hai,Unka inkaar aur ikraar dekha hai*Unhe khilane pilaane mein huyi yeh haalat,ki cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai SHER:Jaane kitne mare pyar mein,par abhi bhi kuch bimaar baithe hai*Ye ashiq hote hai maccharon ki tarah,saare marne ko taiyyar bahithe hai SHER:Kabool karke meri mohabbat, kya batau tune mujhe kya diya hai*Bik gayi meri chaddi baniyaan tak,bata kaha tune itna kharcha kiya hai? SHER:Na laakhon mein na hazaron mein,na chaand mein na sitaaron mein*Humne aapko kai baar dekha hai,chappalen uthaate huye gurudwaaron mein SHER:Tujhe paane ki chahat thi par hum pa na sake,tere dil tak bhi kabhi ja na sake*Tu wo bala hai jaaneman,jise hum kabhi fasa na sake SHER:Jee karta hai teri zulfon ko jala doon,machis lakar inme aag laga doon*Na rahegi zulfein,na tum bhao khaogi,ganja sar lekar kaha jaogi SHER:Kya pyar ka sila paaya,itne dino se wo nahi aaya,kaha tha saath jiyenge marenge*ab roothi hoon toh ullu ka pattha manane bhi nahin aaya SHER:Na maa ke pyar se na dad ki maar se, na dost ki fatkaar se,na chapplon ki bauchar se*Tujh jaise ashiq sudharenge rakhi ke hathiyar se SHER:Ladki ek paheli hai,kabhi teri kabhi meri saheli hai*Kharcha karo toh bole"darling, how are you?"Na karo to bole"brother, who are you?" SHER:Samander ke kinare baitha karo,koi na koi to leher aayegi*Kismat na badli to kya hua,kam se kam shakal hi dhul jaayegi SHER:Sapne hum nahi sajate,umeed ke phool nahi khilate*Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil,isliye koi girlfriend hum nahi banate SHER:Ladki ke liye main hua deewana,pyar main uske hua parwana*bapu ko bola shaadi usse karwana,bapu bola beta bus kar ye natak shayarana SHER:Aye Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,ek tanki paani bhar jaye*jo SMS nahi karte unka doob jaaye phone.Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone SHER:Zindagi choti bahut gum,dukh mein piyo whiskey ya rum*tanhaye mein tum na hona udaas,biwi ke baap ko phone karke nikaal lena bhadaas SHER:Dil ke tukde huye hazaar,1 idhar gira 1 udhar gir jaayega*Kitni berehemi se toda hai tune ye dil,ab yaha jhaado kya tera baap lagayega? SHER:Daali ne daali par nazar daali,kisi ne kisi par nazar daali*Hum ne jis par nazar daali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar daali. SHER:Makkhi ja baithi takle ke sir par,duji boli kya dhoonda hai ghar*Makkhi boli mera hisaab seedha hai,ghar nahi ye toh plot khareeda hai SHER:Na kabhi kiya intezaar,na chadha ishq ka bukhaar*Accha hua nahi pade iss lafde mein yaaron,varna devdas ki tarah dhundte phirte paaro SHER:Kar diya izhaar-e-ishq humne telephone par*laakh rupaye ki bat thi,ek rupaye main ho gayee SHER:Arj kiya hai:Madmast hawaein hai,mausam bhi suhana hai*Bandar bhi english padh raha hai,kya education ka jamana hai. SHER:Kabhi chillate ho kabhi cheekhte ho,style maarne ko cell phone rakhte ho*Tumhe lagta hai wo impress huyi,usse lagta hai tum bakte ho SHER:Ram raaj mein doodh mila,krishna raaj mein ghee*Kaliyug mein sharaab mili, tu jhoom jhoom ke pee SHER:Teri raah pe na aayenge hum,Iss gali se na gujarenge sanam*Wajah bas itni hi hai ki,42number ki bus ka waha se jana ho gaya hai kum SHER:Ye tumne kya kiya, meri kabr pe aakar jara sa muskuraa diya*Bhatakti kuch aatmaon ko dekho,tumne dara kar phir se sula diya SHER:Mard chahe...1ladki jo accha khana banaye,1ladki jo pyar laaye,1ladki jo paisa kamaye*aur aisi kismat ki teeno ek dusre se na mil paaye SHER:Arre oo deewane tujhe soojhi hai durr ki*Shakal hai langoor ki,par confidance toh dekho abhi bhi khwaish hai hoor ki SHER:Teri raah mein phool bichaau, par ek baar chalne ke baad unn phoolon ka kya karoge*aur baad mein uss florist ka,bill bhi tum hi bharoge SHER:Na koi sahara chahiye,Shaadi ke liye amma ka ishara chahiye*hazaron nuks nikaalti hai ladki mein,kya inhe beta lifetime kuwara chahiye SHER:Ladkiyon ke kapde,har jagah se less.Kabhi sleveless,kabhi backless*Aur majaal toh dekho inki,koi jhaanke toh bolti hai:How Mannerless SHER:Jab mujhe chot lagi tum saath the,jab mere apne chute tum saath the*Jab mera dil tuta tum sath the,Maa kasam kya panoti ho tum yaar SHER:Kabse tere peeche pada hoon,mera letter padh ke ab toh daalo ghaas*Interest nahi hai toh love letter kisi saheli ko hi kar do paas SHER:Puri botal nahi,ek jaam toh ho jaye.Milna na sahi,salaam toh ho jaye*Jinki yaad mein hum bimaar pade,kum se kum unhe zukaam toh ho jaye SHER:Apne dil ko bhi aaj humne,de diya kiraye pe*Tujhe gift dete dete jaaneman hum,aaj aa gaye hai chauraahe pe SHER:Kisi nazar ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai*Kyon na ho...aakhir tujhpar uska paisa udhaar aaj bhi hai SHER:Labo pe aaj unka naam aagaya,pyaase ke paas jaam aagaya*Dole kadam toh gire unki baahon mein,aaj bevadapan hamare kaam aa gaya SHER:Dil lagake daulat nahi dekhte,pyar mein surat nahi dekhte*Luta du tujhpe dono jahan apne,maal accha ho toh keemat nahi dekhte SHER:Yahan wo mera pyar bana, duji gali mein kisi ka sanam ho gaya*Maine pyar mein likha wo special sher, sunane se pehle khatam ho gaya SHER:Jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaye,uss bus ke sheeshe chatak jaate hai*Chahe kitna hi tez chalaye driver,deewane phir bhi latak jaate hai SHER:Subha teri Sham meri ho,Din tera Raat meri ho.Hasi teri udasi meri ho*Aur jab maut aaye toh ae dost,kabar teri usme laash...Teri hi ho SHER:Arz kiya hai...Jaani?.jiske ghar sheeshe ke hua karte hai* Wo?wo?poore kapde pehna karte hai!!! SHER:Premi bola kyun jalta hai tan,kyun machalta hai mann*Doctor premika ne jhat se kaha,I think it is because of excessive respiration SHER:Gaur karieyega arz kiya hai?maathe per lahu sir per ret*kyunki ladki ne phool maara gamle samet SHER:Patjhad mein sab veeran ho gaya,jo paya tha wo bhi kho gaya*Pyar ne di itni tension,ki meri julfon ka khet cricket ka maidaan ho gaya SHER:Doston agar zindagi mein gum nahi hota*Toh market mein whiskey,taquila aur rum nahi hota. Toh gum ke saath jiyo aur cheers karke piyo. SHER:Ek ubharta singer TV par aata hai*Jo apne mooh ke jagah naak se gaane gaata hai*Aisa chaya hai uska noor,1 nahi 2 nahi poore 13 suroor SHER:Tu mujhe kubool,main tujhe kubool,Dil hai pyar se housefull*Ek baat ki tassali hai yaar, girlfriend pe kiya sab kharcha aaj hua wasool SHER:Sita jee ke vanvaas mein, bahut badi seekh hai*Agar ghar mein teen teen saas ho,toh yaaron jungle bhi theek hai. SHER:Roz kaha jaati ho,itne joote kaha se laati ho*tere har joote ka design attractive hai,kya tera pati mandir ke bahar ka detective hai? SHER:Mandap mein laga hai mela,sab ko kambal baatein jaa rahe hai*Secret rakhna ye baat,kyunki kuch special bhikari hi bulaye ja rahe hai SHER:8 kids huye12saal mein,namak bhi ab milta nahi daal mein*1yojana maine banayi hai priye,tum raho baabul ke ghar main rahu sasuraal mein SHER:Sharab piyo to aankhe laal,mehendi lagao to haath laal,kiss karo to lips laal*Ladki ko cheda to gaal laal,bach qaye to jiyo mere laal SHER:Bagh-e-bulbul,mehfil-e-parwaane,bolo ishq mein kiska beda gark nahi*dono saari raat nahi sote ek pal,ashiq aur ullu mein koi fark nahi SHER:Agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai*toh isme batao gadhe ki kya galati hai? SHER:Qayamat ke din farishtey ne kaha apne apne gunah paper per likh do*Sab ne apne gunah likhe achanak aapki awaaz aayi Supplement Please SHER:Teri galiyon mein na rakhange kadam, aaj ke baad*Kyunki bahut keechad ho jaata hai waha, barasat ke baad. SHER:Roz kehti ho movie chalo,kaise kahu meri jeb khaali hai*Ghar ka samaan bik chuka hai sara pyar mein,ab bacha bas ek lota aur thali hai Sher:Agar nazariya hi galat ho, toh har jagah dikhegi tumko kharabi*Dil se dekho uss ladki ko, kya nazar aati hai usme tumhe apni bhabi? Sher:Chahe tu burai ka ho rasgulla, paap ki ho barfi ya ho bewafai ka kalakand*Tere sweet chahere ko dekh ke,aata hai humko bada hi aanand Sher:Teri yaadon ke bina gujare aisa koi din nahi hai*Aur tum sabse kehte phirte ho, ki hamare beech pyar ka koi scene nahi hai Sher:Tere saath ki aadat ho gayi, yaad hai wo din jab tu mujhpe marti thi*Bura bas itna lagta hai,wo bichad gayi jo mera bill bharti thi Sher:Wo mujhe dekh rahi thi,dil ka haal bayan karna mushkil bada tha*Paas jaake dekha toh pata chala,ladki nahi waha ek putala khada tha Sher:Maine jisse bhi pyar kiya,mohabbat mein uske sar ki kasam khayi hai*Tabhi toh19 marne ke baad,meri kismat mein aaj 20 vi ladki aayi hai Sher:Chand ko chandani mil gayi,sitaron ko roshni mil gayi*Jab li jaaneman tune wo aangadaai,toh badboo se saari kayanaat hil gayi. Sher:Sher ki pehli line sochte hi tum mehfil mein aaye*Tumhe dekh kar apna sher hum,phir khatam hi na kar paaye Sher:Ae meri biwi tu khoobsurat hai,dil ki baat aaj jaan le*Saalon se jhoot bolta aa raha hoon,ab toh mera kaha maan le Sher:Laalten mein tel khatam hone ko aaya, ab toh jaalim taras kha le*yu har roz mere paise pe shoping kar ke,mujhse badla na le Sher:Tinka tinka jod ke humne mohabbat ka ghonsala banaya*Par municipality ko bol ke tere baap ne, jhaadu se isse saaf karaya Sher:Kabse pada hu tere peeche,ab toh izhaar-e-bakwaas karo*Nahi toh maine likhe saare love letters, kisi saheli ko aage pass karo Sher:Tum majbooriyon ki dukaan ho,mooh se thuka paan ho,kabhi kabristaan kabhi shamshaan ho*Par ek baat toh sahi hai,ki tum meri jaan ho Sher:Jaha dekhu teri surat,har deewar har gali pe tera naam hai*Mujhe laga pyar hoga,pata chala tere sar par 5 lakh ka inaam hai Sher:Duniyan ke saare ashiqon ke sawalon ka,jawaab aaj mila hai*Bagal waali gali mein unke liye,ek naya paagalkhana khula hai Sher:Band kiya chat aur mail,nahi kiya telephone ya khat*Par tune hichkiyon se mujhe hila diya,ye kaise mohabbat hai kambakhat? Sher:Shaadi ke baad shohar bola,meri jaan sunaao koi mast gaana*Begum sharmaake gaane lagi,bhaijaan mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana Sher:Teri yaad mein aansu bahaye hai,pyar mein kitne dhakke khaye hai*tere bin berang hai day&night,ab sab kuch nazar aata hai black& white Sher:Ishq mein dil ke saath bahut kuch toota*Har ashiq ishq mein luta.Isliye ab kaam bas 1 karo.Ladki ke jaane ke baad,har cheez check karo Sher:Kya bataye kaise jazbaaton se,hume ladna padta hai*Dekho kismat, jise premika kehna chahate the, usse bhabi kehna padta hai Sher:Aise uski nigahon ne dekha,maano keh rahi thi baahon mein aa jaao*Muskurakar mein paas gaya toh boli,bhai sahab zara time toh batao Sher:Kyun itna sharmaati ho, dil ki baat chupati ho.Maine socha du tumhe gulaab,par usse bhi tum gulkand bana ke khaati ho. Sher:Jaaiye aap kahan jaayenge,dekhte hain sukoon kaha paayenge*Kitna bhi bhaag lo jaanam, saare macchar aapke peeche hi aayenge Sher:Tu ghar baithe ke khaaye main kamata rahu,ye kaisa pyar ka dastoor hai*pyar ke jaal mein phasa har ashiq,ek baar pachtata zaroor hai Sher:Mujhe meri dilruba handsome kehti hai,wo mere pyar mein deewani hai*Toh kya hua agar wo ek aankh se andhi,aur dooji aankh se kaani hai Sher:Dilruba tere dil mein rehne mein,mujhe bada maza aata hai*kitni bhi gandagi ho andar,kum se kum bhaade ka paisa toh bach jaata hai Sher:Tujhme hum iss kadar khoye,khinchi lakeeren aur teri tasveer bana di*bhoot ki kahani aaj bacchon ko, humne sabut ke saath suna di Sher:Kaise kare kab tak kare,bol jaaneman tera intezaar*bol kab meri zindagi mein aayegi tu,leke tere baap ki daulat aur car Sher:Teri adayeen,tere nakhre,tere tevar bade dhaasu hai*Chahe kitni bhi sacchai se ro le tu,lagta hai magarmach ke aanso hai Sher:Koi actor, koi dancer, koi yahan par gayak hai*Par kaise batau duniyan ko,tu sabse bada nalayak hai. Sher:Itna kyun itaraate ho, bina wajah sharmaate ho*dar kar jaagta hoon neend se roz, tum mere hi sapno mein kyun aate ho Sher:Baat ek kehta hu madam,jara gaur toh kijiye*barso se class se bichade iss bichare bacche ka,attandance toh lijiye Sher:Tere ko dekh ke apun ke dil ki, bajne lagi thi ghanti*Tabhi ek ladki aakar boli,aapki beti ko bathroom jana hai aunty Sher:Lete ho kyun sabse panga,1 ladki kara sakti hai ladko mein danga*abhi bhi waqt hai sudhar jaao,warna pyar tumhe bana dega bheekmanga Sher:Mujhe laga life ki khali bottle se, sara perfume udd jayega*Pata na tha kismat mein likha hai,tujhsa dhakkan mujhse judd jayega Sher:Hume laga hamare intezaar mein, wo palke bichake khadi hai*Doston se pata chala uski badaulat,police mere peeche padi hai. Sher:Kya kare hum,dil tootne ke baad,koi na raha tere roothne ke baad*socha kisi aur se pyar kare,par hosh ud gaye gali mein pitne ke baad Sher:Uska chehera uske honth uski aankhen mujhe dekh rahi thi*examination hall mein dilruba,mohabbat ki chitthiyan phek rahi thi. Sher:Kitne kiye hai SMS maine,kabhi toh unka reply karo*Agar dosti par 1 rupaya bhi nahi kharch sakte, toh chullu bhar paani mein doob maro Sher:Apne hisse ki har khushi,tumko de denge sanam.Tere sab gum,hum le lenge jaanam*Par pehle pilao garamagaram chai,doodh jyada paani kum. Sher:God mujhe kisi se mila de,jiske paise pe aish karu aisa koi dila de*God bola ja kisi ameer zadi se kar pyar,muft mein payega bangla&car Sher:Dharti par aaj sukh shanti aur prem ki chaya hai,Na sankat,na buraai ka saaya hai*Lagta hai tu din bhar ghar se bahaar nahi aaya hai Sher:Teri pyari aankhen dekh kar, kya batau kaise haalat hamari hai*Pehle laga yeh pyar hoga,ab pata chala CONJUCTIVITIS ki bimari hai. Sher:Na mili khushi,na choote gum.Roya saari raat aankhen hai num*Mera dard baatne tum na aaye,kum se kum kisi saheli ko hi bhej dete sanam Sher:Kabse dil mein chupi huyi hai, aaj zaahir karne do wo baat*Dil karta ek hi punch mein,tod du tere saare daant Sher:Shahjahan ne tajmahal banaya,tab uske pyar ki gehrai pata chali*hum bhi chahate the taj banana,par kya kare hume jagah nahi mili Sher:Dil tera deewana hai,iss baat ko humne mana hai*khada hoon tera deedar karne par yaha likha hai,aaj zoo band hai andar jaana mana hai Sher:Wo kehti hai agar mujhese pyar hai, toh chand taare tod laao*Kaash main usko bol pata, chutta nahi hai aage jaao Sher:Mere pyar ki gehraai dekhne ko,dilruba dil mein chalang lagana chahati hai*Par problem ye hai ki usko,swimming nahi aati hai. Sher:Koi samjhaye ashiqon ke ghar waalon ko,acchi si ladki dekh kar,kar do inki shaadi*Nahi toh jail aur hospitals ki badhti rahegi aabaadi Sher:Ja SMS mera paigaam ban ke jaa, mere soye yaar ko neend se jaga*bol agar pyar hai toh reply kare,warna jaake mere mobile ka bill bhare Sher:Teri aankhon mein pyar paya,tera chehera zindagi mein roshni laya*Yu bekabu ho gaye tere pyar mein,ki mahine baad 5 hazar ka bill aaya Sher:Aankh ladaao, nazare milaao,mohabbat karo ya shaadi*Kisi bhi rah se gujaro,manzil ek hi hai jise kehte hai barbaadi. Sher:Insurance waalon ke kya bataau,kaise ajab hai kayade*Meri hi biwi ke saath baith kar, batate hai mere marne ke fayade Sher:Dard bhari dastaan padhkar,patthar bhi pighla karte hain*Isiliye hum exams mein,kalam se bas dard ugla karte hain Sher:Duniya kuch nahi samajh sakti hai, inhe bas hamari burai dikhti hai*Ki hai galati toh kemat bharo,warna sunder ladkiyan paida mat karo Sher:Mujhse le le 10 rupaye udhaar,ke ab tera haal dekha nahi jaata hai*100 SMS karne ke baad bhi,tera koi reply nahi aata hai Sher:Sundar ladkiyon ki class mein baithkar,bolo kaise hum padhenge*aane waali nayi batch ko chod ke,bolo aage ki class mein kaise badhenge Sher:Ek wo din tha jab tera haath thaam kar,sapne mein maine gaya tha gaana*ek ye din hai jo kha raha hoon, baith ke teri shaadi ka khana Sher:Mera inbox bhar gaya,par tere SMS ka silsila jaari hai*Lagta hai baap ki jayadaad lutaane ki,teri poori taiyaari hai Sher:Mere pyar ko dekh kar, ye duniya kitna jalti hai*Ab to ghar ki gas bhi,in duniya waalon ki jalan se hi chalti hai Sher:Badale zamane bahut hai,sasuraal na jane ke bahane bahut hai*Kyun jaau itni door saas sasur se milne,ghar ke paas paagalkhane bahut hai Sher:Tere jaane ke baad mera dil, aksar ye sochta rehta hai*Ke uthakar phek du tujhe uss gandhe naale mein,jo mere ghar ke paas behta hai Sher:Tu ban gayi hai meri life, bol kab banegi iss husband ki wife*sahi nahi jaati ab itni strife, ya toh meri ho ja ya kill me with knife Sher:Aaye raat ko pee kar ghar pe,biwi khadi intezaar mein dar pe*Agle din pata chala pati sharminda hai,tajjub ye hai wo abhi tak zinda hai Sher:Tere jism ki khushboo, teri saason ki mehek,mujhko chuu jaati hai*Marte hai log teri aahat se, phir bhi zalim tu kyun nahi nahati hai Sher:Hume bhi mohabbat hai,jitni shahjahan ko mumtaj se thi*par taj banana mushkil hai,kyunki sasur ne jayadaad mere naam nahi ki Sher:Pyar ka jashna manana fizul hai,ladki ke nakhre uthana fizul hai*Cheekh ke kehta hai majnu kabar se,ladki ke liye jaan gawana fizul hai Sher:Tere zulfon ke saaye mein jaaneman humne, kya kuch nahi dekha tha*Aaj pata cha tumne wig pehen rakha tha Sher:Exams ke dino mein, kisiki chahat nahi tikti hai*Kyunki laila ke chehere mein bhi tab, physics chemestry ki kitaben dikhti hai. Sher:Saari zindagi nikal gayi,tujhe apna pyar dikhane mein*Aadhi guzri hospital ke bed par,aadhi police thaane mein Sher:Khuda ne tujhe insaan banaya, manale iski khair*Agle janam mein payega tu, ek poonch aur chaar pair! Sher:Band karo ladko ye pyar ka khel,kab tak yu hote rahoge fail*Ab lagta hai wo din durr nahi,jab banegi majnuon ke liye special jail Sher:Tu jab aangadaai leti hai,aashiqon ko behosh kar deti hai*Tere birthday par sabhi aashiq aaye hai,gift mein deodrants laye hai Sher:Mere dil ke itne kareeb, jaante ho kyun ho aap?*Kyunki waqt aane par gadhe ko bhi, banana padta hai baap Sher:Bade bujurg keh gaye hai, kisiko bura kehna paap hai*par phir bhi kahunga jo SMS nahi karte,unn saare kanjooson ka tu baap hai Sher:Pyar ka karobaar nahi hota,har koi duniya mein dildaar nahi hota*Tum hi bas ek exception ho,warna har ullu mera yaar nahi hota Sher:Din raat subah shaam, tere naam ka jaap karta hoon* itna sa jhooth bol ke jaaneman,roz main chota sa paap karta hoon Sher:Tere gali mein ghumte ghumte,kutte bhi mujhe pehchanane lage hai*tum abhi tak parayee ho,lagta hai ye kutte hi mere sage hai Sher:Candle light dinner mein,pyar ka nasha chadhta hai*Band karo bijli,kambakth light ka bill badhta hai Sher:Thartharaate honth, garam saanse,madhosh nigahein keh rahi hai*Abbe ashiq band kar nautanki,bukhar ke maare meri naak beh rahi hai Sher:Har ashiq yaha pooch raha hai,kya pyar karna galat hai*pyar karke bhi kya ukhaad liya,jara dekho ashiqon ki kitni buri haalat hai. Sher:Kar diya pyar ka izhaar,isse kehte hai josh*ladki ka chata pada,ladka hua behosh Sher:Muskurakar mujhe dekhta hua,wo mera bebas aashiq khada hai*Lagta hai aaj phir se usse,mohabbat ka daura pada hai. Sher:Aao mere hooton ko choom lo,teri geheri aankhen kehti hai*Par kaise maanu in aankhon ki baat,kambakth har dum teri naak jo behti hai Sher:Dil mein chupe dard ke daag ko,hum kyun ashkon se dhote hai*Kisi ko kal kehte suna,daag acche hote hai SHER:Dekhte hi tujhe phisal gaya dil, Nasha chaya hai halka halka*Kya naam doon teri iss mohabbat ko,daru ki botal ya kele ka chilka Sher:Teri aahat se lab tharthara jaate hai,aankhen bhar aati hai,kya yahi pyar hai*Kambakth ye pyar nahi,tujhe bahut tez bukhar hai Sher:Zindagi bhar mein akela tha,ghar ke maccharon ne sahara diya hai*Aaj kal wo bhi dikhte nahi,lagta hai maccharon ko bhi pyar hua hai SHER:Tujhe dekhke mera din starts glowing,din mein aankhen sapne showing,mohabbat ke beej iss dil mein boing,Yaar tum ho ekdum mind blowing Sher:Hath pair toote,mooh mein sujan, kaisa ye pyar hai*Aspataal pahucha toh nurse boli,stretcher laao agla majnu,surgery ko taiyaar hai Sher:Jahan nazar daalu waha bas, tera chehera dikhta hai*Akele baithe baithe koi vela,kar bhi kya sakta hai SHER:Iss nazar ko aaj bhi, na jaane kyun hai tera intezaar*Shayad isliye kyunki tujhpar mera, paanch hazar ka udhaar hai SHER:Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, ab humein choddkar mat jaana yaar. Bin tere jee nahi paayenge, hum ullu kise banayenge? SHER:Teri badsurat shakal dekh kar,iss baat ka ehsaas hota hai*kyun hazaron ka balance bharwa ke,kambakth ashiq mobile pe dil deta hai SHER:Teri in jheel si aankhon mein,utru kaise yaar,aaj chashma bhi dost se,maine liya hai udhaar*Dikhta nahi kuch bhi ab,na aankhen na pyar! SHER:Har koi yaha pyar chahata hai,aakhir mohabbat kis chidiyan ka naam hai*Haseenao mera intezaar mat karna,mere paas aur bahut se kaam hai SHER:Roz ladki ko dil deta hoon,pyar main bahut pange leta hoon*Ladkiyon se hume badi maar padi hai,par dil love ke liye aaj bhi ready hai SHER:Sochta hoon dil ki syahi se,chand par likh doon naam tera*Par itni door hai chand waha tak,pahuchta nahi hai haath mera SHER:Tumhe dekhne ki tamanna mein, hum raat raat bhar jage rehte hai*ab toh cartoon network band kar do, gharwaale humse kehte hai. SHER:Tere chand se chehere par ye daag,sabko dikhai dete hai*par mayoos na hona ae dost mere,kyunki TV par bataya hai daag acche hote hai SHER:Teri pyar mein sara jahan loot le,pyar saabit karne ko zeher ke ghoont le*Ab jyada jhoot nahi bola jata,chal hosh mein aa aur phoot le SHER:Tumhe banate waqt khuda ke dimaag mein, jaane kya khayal aaya tha*rough draft mein usne tumse pehle, gadha aur bandar banaya tha SHER:Tum hoti toh kapde dhulwati,tum hoti toh main bartan dhota*Thank God tum maike gayi ho,warna aaj main shayar nahi naukar hota SHER:Band karo ye sher-o-shayari,inme koi dum nahi*hum toh sadiyon se shayar banana chahate the,par hamara dil todne ke liye koi sanam nahi SHER:Tere pyar mein meri haalat,chuse huye aam ki tarah ho gayi hai*saari umra ka dard-o-gum, tu mujhe wholesale mein de gayi hai SHER:Ladkiyon ke tewar, ladkiyon ke nakhre. gulabi honth, baal bikhre. Inhi ki meherbaaniyon se, hum kha rahe hai dar badar ki thokre. SHER:Ashiqon ke toote dil ki shama,roz bujhkar roz jalti hai*bewafa girlfriends ki bhi kami nahi hai yaha,ek dhoondo hazaron milti hai SHER:Tere haathon ko dekh mera dil, ek hi sawal pooch raha tha*kitna khushnaseeb hai wo macchar, jo aaram se tera khoon choos raha tha SHER:mujhse ghar ka kaam karati ho,raat din apne baap ke naam se darati ho*ashiq se pati banane ki galati ka,har roz ehsaas karati ho SHER:Pyar karna bura nahi,par har ladki se ishq kyun karte ho*Ashiq ek baar jaan de toh theek hai,tum toh airi gairi har ladki par marte ho SHER:Thamegi mera haath ya dar jayegi zamane se,dilruba aaj ye soch le*Usse pehle ye le rumaal,jara apni naak ponch le. SHER:Chaha tha dost ki yaad mein marna,par sahi nahi hai ye karna*main mar jaau toh kaun sab dekhega,uski girlfriends ka khayal kaun rakhega SHER:In hothon ne tera naam liya,toh hum inko bhi saza dete hai*Jab bhi ye tera naam le,hum dil ko jalane ke liye ek cigarette pi lete hai SHER:Meri mehbooba ne mere naam pe, utha liya accha khasa home loan*aur ab jab bhi phone karta hoon toh poochti hai,hum aapke hai kaun. SHER:Tujhe banate waqt uparwale ne, shayad galat kar diya har proportion*tera chehera dekh ke lagta hai, usse bhi hua tha loose motion SHER:Mann karta hai tujhe chand pe le jaau,phir soch badal jaati hai*Waha jaakar kya karenge sanam, waha toh kambakth hawa bhi nahi aati hai SHER:Kaash mohabbat ke subject par,exam ke saare paper hote*toh mere bhi desh ke saare naujawan,aaj university topper hote. SHER:Teri mohabbat ki khushbu mujh tak nahi pahuchi,isme mera koi dosh nahi*teri deodrant ki gamgamaati mehek mein,rehta kisiko hosh nahi SHER:Dilruba ka dil jeetne ke liye, ashiq saari duniya se ladte hai*mohabbat mein phool barasna toh durr,joote chappal padte hai SHER:Tod di mehbooba ne sagai mujhse,uske baap ke paas mere liye dahej nahi tha*socha ek phone karegi,kehti hai uske paas coverage nahi tha SHER:Tu aayi hai ye pata chal jata hain, hume hawa ke rukh se*hawa bhi bhagati phirti hai,bachne ko tere badbu bhare mukh se SHER:Pehle ladkiyan dua padh ke soti thi,taki unhe dar na lage*Par aaj kal makeup kar ke soti hai,taki subah jaagne par dusro ko dar na lage SHER:Tajmahal banane ke baad ek baar toh,shahajahan ke dimaag mein khayal aaya hoga*kya mujhse pehle mumtaj ne,kisi aur ko ullu banaya hoga? SHER:Khuda ne jab tujhe banaya tha,uske dimaag mein ek khayal aaya tha*pehle banaye bandar ki shakal,par final touch up mein tujhe paya tha SHER:maine usse kaha phool gulab ka,husn shabab ka,nasha sharab ka*aur wo mud kar boli,shakal dekh apni lagta hai tu mendak sukhe talaab ka SHER:Socha tujhe duniya se chupa lu,par pyar ka parda phat gaya*teri zindagi mein roshni laate laate,meri bijli ka connection kat gaya SHER:Saavan aate hee, murjhaye hue phool bhi khil jaate hain. SMS free kya hue, aap jaise ullu bhi shayar ban jaate hain. SHER:Bada dukh hua sunkar,wo sundar ladki ab tak kuwari hai*Aaj pata chala usse TV serial dekh kar,pati badalne ki bimari hai SHER:Ae SMS jaakar mere dost ko, mera salaam pahucha ke aana*wapas aate waqt SMS ka 1 rupaya, bina bhoole yaad se laana. SHER:Aandheri raat mein yu ghabraai,dara dil udaasi hai chhayi*aaya tera khayal toh mann mein baat aayi,zalim tune meri chatri nahi lautaai SHER:Unn ghani zulfon ko dekh kar,dil mein ek ajeeb sa armaan bhadka tha*zulfon ko rukh se hataya toh pata chala,wo ladki nahi ladka tha SHER:Hawa chali patta uda,us patte par kisine sher likha*bhare bazar mein maarunga usko,jahan bhi mujhe ye shayar dikha. SHER:Humne socha wo aaye hai,dar par hamare lekar apna dil*darwaza khola toh pata chala,mobile company waale vasool karne aaye the apna bill SHER:Wafa ka naam na le zalim, wafa dil dukhati hai*Iss ek topic ko lekar meri mehbooba,ghanto tak mujhko pakati hai SHER:Tu mere dil mein jaanam, kya batau kis kadar samaya hai*lagta hai jaise ghodon ke tabele mein, gadha ghus aaya hai SHER:Dilruba ki taarif kiye bina,har chahat adhoori hai*chahe kitna bhi saccha ho insaan,par pyar mein jhoot bolna jaroori hai SHER:Kal mare so aaj mar,aaj mare so ab*har pal lakdiyan mehengi ho rahi hai,bol tu marega kab SHER:Teri aankhon ki gehraai mein yun doobta hoon, jaise zindagi se mera saath choot ta hai*bas kar ghoorna jaalim,ab mera dum ghut ta hai SHER:Uske pitah khush the,unhone beti ke haath peele kar diye*unhe kya pata ye bala mere gale daal ke,unhone mere sab screw dheele kar diye SHER:Mere sundar sapno ka ek mahel, aaj hi dil mein bana hai*Uski har deewar par maine bade akshron mein likha hai, yaha thookna mana hai SHER:Tajmahal dekhne ke baad sabne, shahajahan ke pyar ko salaam kiya tha*jara socho mumtaj ke marne ke baad,shahajahan kitna khush hua tha SHER:kitni mushkil se tumhe paya hai,tu aise dil mein samaya hai*kahi najar na lag jaaye duniya ki tujhe,isliye zoo mein tujhko chupaya hai SHER:Tum kaho toh chand taare tod de,har khushi ko tumhari taraf mod de*Jo kahoge maanege jaanam,bas tu mandiron se chappal churana chhod de SHER:Har mareez ke peeche kehte hai yaaron, mohabbat hi hoti hai*kyunki mohabbat jitna dard, badi se badi bimaari nahi deti hai. SHER:Aaj kal bandar bhi style maarte hai, ye dekh ke sab hairaan hai*Aapko bhi mehbooba mil sakti hai,ye soch kar hum pareshaan hai SHER:Premika boli maine sapna dekha,wo pyar bhara lamha kitna khaas tha*Premi bola ae jhooti,kaise dekhegi sapna tera chasma mere paas tha SHER:Romeo ne pyar kiya,Devdas ne dil diya,majnu bhi pyar mein hua barbaad*Kuch toh seekh lo inse doston,mohabbat ki tragedy se raho azaad SHER:dil ka dard kitna bhi chupaao, aankhon se bayan ho jata hai*deodrant chahe kita bhi lagao, hum jaante hain tu nahi nahata hai SHER:Na tum aati uss roz chhat par,na tumhe dekh kar main deewana hota*Na tum gusse se maarti wo patthar, na main ek aankh se kaana hota SHER:Usse dekh kar dil sukoon na paata hai,uska khayal satata hai*Aur wo patthar dil kehti hai,ho ja tabah,mere baap ka kya jaata hai SHER:Aaj humne pyar ke gum mein, bahut sharab pi hai*Aur wo kehte hai kitni bhi piyo,kyunki ek diper ke pack ke saath do diapers free hai SHER:Marksheet mein maine dekha toh lagi mujhko KT thi*Kyunki jise maine dil diya wo principal ki beti thi SHER:Mere college ki ladkiyan, yaaron mujhpar marti hai*Kehna chahati hai bahut kuch mujhse,par apne boyfriends se bechari darti hai. SHER:Umar ke saath badalta hai insaan,kabhi hai khush kabhi pareshaan*par tu in baaton ka tension na le,tu hamesha aisa hi rahega shaitaan SHER:Unko apne dil mein basaya hai, hum ye baat hargiz nahi sahenge*aaj toh apni mehbooba se, dil mein rehne ka bhada maang ke rahenge SHER:Tera muskurana dil mein tufaan laya,un nazaron ka waar main seh nahi paaya*aaj bhi dil poochta hai,mujhse pehle tune kitno ko daraya SHER:Usne dekha meri taraf yun,mujhe laga mujhpar uska dil aaya tha*Kal dost keh rahe the mere,bach ke rehna uspar bhooton ka saaya tha SHER:Dost ne dost ko dosti ka paigham bheja*Nahi sambhali jaati teri mehbooba,please aakar isko wapas leja SHER:Har waqt tujhe yaad kiya hai, liya hai zubaan ne bas tera naam*Jab bhi yaad aati hai cartoon dekhne lagti hu,chhod ke apne saare kaam SHER:mohabbat ki raahon par kai mod aayenge*agle mod par tumko bhool ke,hum kisi aur ke ho jaayenge SHER:Mujhsedil lagane ka,tera irada bada mast hai*par kya karu jaaneman,iss route ki sabhi liney vyast hai SHER:Jal jaaye wo aag hoti hai, bujh jaaye wo raakh hoti hai*mehbooba chahe kitni hi sundar ho, aakhir biwi hi bartan aur kapde dhoti hai SHER:Dilruba ne diye gum bhulane ko,ashiq maikhano mein jaate hai*Aur biwi se bachne ke liye shohar,pagalkhano ka darwaza khatkhatate hai SHER:Police wale ki beti ko cheda,maar padi panchnaama ban gaya*Kar li tauba mohabbat se aaj doston,har ladki ke bacche ka mama ban gaya SHER:Tujhe dekh ke meri jaan ek ajeeb sa khayal aata hai*sochta hoon tujhe khilane ke liye kaunsi chakki ka kitna kilo aata laya jaata hai SHER:Suraj nikle raat ke baad, chand alvida kahe mulaqaat ke baad. Tu ghar se na nikalna varna log kahenge, mendak nikla barsaat ke baad! SHER:Ek baat batau raaz ki,karo uss ladki se aashiqui*jiske chehere pe ho saadgi,aur saanso mein ho badhiya toothpaste ki taazgi SHER:Agar heer ranjha laila majnu,yaaron shaadi kar lete*Toh itihaas ki kitabon mein, kuch chapters beshaq kum hote. SHER:Teri dosti ki roshni itni hai,ki aaj kal ghar ki lights bujha deta hoon*shukriya ae dost teri wajah se,bijli ka kharcha bacha leta hoon SHER:Kitne khushnaseeb hai wo choohe,jo tere ghar mein ghoomte hai*Raat ko jab tu karvat badalti hai,tere aas paas jhoomte hain. SHER:Sun ae ashiq mere dil ki dehleez mat laanghna*Bahut huyi ye teri nautanki,ab dubara pyar ki bheek mat maangana. SHER:Dharti ambar se kehti hai, phool patton se kehte hai*Aji kaam chod kar aap humko,yu dekhte kyun rehte hain? SHER:Mili un khoobsurat nazaron se nazaren,dil se awaaz nikali Hai*Wo paas aakar zor se boli,5 rupaye mein le lo sahab garama garam chai SHER:Khwaab tera aata hai,iss dil ko bada satata hai*sochta hoon teri baaton mein gum ho jaau,par kambakth mobile ka bill bahut aata hai SHER:Woh jab chalti hain raahon mein, 100-100 ke note bicha deta hoon. Uske jaane ke baad, woh sab note ginkar utha leta hoon! SHER:Na dimaag chalta hai na naukri milti hai,main career kaise banau*ab dikhta nahi koi bhi raasta,sochta hoon raajneeti mein chala jaau SHER:Kanjuson mein jab tumhara naam aata hai,mera dil khush ho jata hai*Zindagi mein tu kuch bane na bane,kanjuson ka tu param vidhata hai SHER:Roz taalti ho humse milna,humne aisa bhi kya gunah kiya hai*dekh ab toh teri gali ke kutton ne bhi, humse dil laga liya hai SHER:Kisi ne hume ashiq kaha,kisine deewana kaha*par dil ko dard uss waqt hua,jab aapke bacchon ne hume mama kaha SHER:Pyar ka zikr,maine doston se kiya*sab ne mujhe ek rumaal diya*Ab ye ashq yu ponchta hoon,tere saath rehkar unke baare mein sochta hoon SHER:Dil, rooh, jaan, jism, sab mohabbat mein kurbaan hai*Maano jaise pyar nahi, kirane ki dukaan hai SHER:Jaan kehte the wo humko,hume laga unka dil aaya hum par hai* Aaj pata chala wo kisi aur ke ho gaye,aur jaan ka full form Jaanwar hai Sher:Mohabbat mohabbat kehte ho,mohabbat kise raas aayi hai*tumhe toh phir bhi uske boyfriend ne mara tha,humne toh naukar se maar khayi hai Sher:Meri dosti ko yaad rakhkar, tune mujhpe ehsaan kiya hai*mobile mein ek aakhri rupaya tha,le wo bhi aaj humne tere naam kiya hai Sher:Kaisi jawani hai,chup rehna pyar ki nishani hai*pyar ki bhanak pad jaaye ladki ke dad ko,toh na heer na laila,yaad aati bas naani hai Sher:Mere kisi bhi khat ka aaj tak, tune jawab nahi diya hai chokri*Tu ladki hai ya kabaad khane mein, rakhi huyi raddi ki tokri? Sher:Wo love likhti,main leave padhta raha.Wo kiss kehti mein cash padhta raha*wo shaadi karke chali gayi,mein language course karta raha Sher:Ae bewafa ashiq,khuda sab ko apne kiye ki saza deta hai*tabhi toh har roz shaadi ke mandap mein,ek bewafa bakra halaal hota hai Sher:Ashiq bola is dil ko jalakar raakh karke bol kaha jaayegi*dilruba boli dil ki thodi raakh de de mujhko, bartan dhone ke kaam aayegi Sher:Ladki ke zubaan se alfaaz aaye:Meri purse mein teri daulat ko panah mil jaaye*mere pyar mein tera bank balance faana ho jaaye Sher:Patte gir sakte hai ped nahi,suraj doob sakta hai asmaan nahi*Dharti sookh sakti hai dariya nahi,duniya sudhar sakti hai par aap nahi Sher:Apni kismat pe rona aaya,jab meine pyar mein dhokha khaya,ek kudi ko dekh yeh mann muskaya,aur bola wah kismat kya khoya kya paya Sher:Marne ke baad mujhe dafna do,apni zindagi phir se saja lo*Taj na bana paao koi baat nahi,meri kabar par 1 girls hostel jarur banao Sher:Ladkiyan apne ashiqon ko ek dusre se compare karti hai aise*Maano detergent ki ad mein keh rahi ho,teri saadi meri saadi se safed kaise Sher:Badi mushkil se apne dil ka haal, usse humne sunaya tha*Baad mein pata chala wo sunane ki machine, ghar bhool aaya tha Sher:Aankhon mein noor hai, hoton par suroor hai*Kuch dino ke liye milwa do apni kisi saheli se, meri shaadi ki date abhi bahut durr hai Sher:Dil mein yaadein khilti hai,tanhaai mein tu milti hai*bas ye soch kar tujhe bulata nahi ghar,tere chalne se meri building hilti hai Sher:Bewafa doston ko hum bahut buri saza dete hai*Joota nahi maarte kabhi, bas apna moza soongha dete hai Sher:Phulo ki mehek ko churaye kaise,suraj ki kirno ko chupaye kaise*kitni bhi sundar ho dilruba apni,durse ki dilruba ko bhulaye kaise Sher:Maine usse pyar kiya sapno ki saraswati samajhkar*aur usne jalaya mera masoom dil ek sasti si agarbatti samajhkar Sher:Tumse kuch keh na paate,bin tere reh na paate*Iss dil ki baat dil mein reh jaati hai*hum nukkad pe khade rehte hai woh nikal jaati hai Sher:College ki ye fasal-e-bahar hai,jaha dekho waha solah singar hai*inhi ki badaulat hota pyar hai,ladkiyon se chalta ye saara sansaar hai Sher:Mujhe phoolon ki arzoo nahi, main kaaton ka deewana hoon*jab se huyi hai shaadi doston, har khoobsurat cheez se begana hoon Sher:Ashiq bola meri mohabbat ka koi jawab toh deti ja*dilruba ne jawab diya tere ghar mein, maa behen nahi hai kya Sher:Ishq ka jise khwaab aa jata hai,usko waqt samjho kharab aa jata hai*mehboob aaye ya na aaye,taare gin gin ke hisaab aa jaata hai Sher:Teri reshami zulfein jaaneman, yun gazab dha rahi hai*Jaise sehmi si koi bhains poonch hila rahi hai Sher:Socha dil ki baat zubaan pe layenge,hum dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge*Par baat labo pe aake atak jaati hai,wo aake hume jhatak jaati hai Sher:Mat mila naye doston se khuda,wo hume barbaad karte hain*hum SMS ki bauchaar karte hain,aur wo chavanni ke liye bhi vichaar karte hai Sher:Aise na dekho,qatil nigahon se.Chal pade hai hum aage,mohabbat ki raho se*Ab toh doctor ne bhi de diya jawab,durr raho durghatnaao se Sher:Dil lagake itrana, ladkiyon ke liye ek khel hota hai*Nakchadhi paro se dil lagakar hi,bichara devdas har saal fail hota hai Sher:Thandi hai coffee garam kar lo,apni patthar dil ko naram kar lo*aapke hote huye inbox khali hai,thodi toh dosto sharam kar lo Sher:Agni ko sakshi maankar sang tere liye hai saat phere*Ab bas bhi karo gol gol ghoom kar,dukh rahe hai paav mere Sher:Ladka bola ladki se ki bhav na kha,utha suitcase mere sang aa*karle shaadi nakhre na dikha,chhod ye makeup aur jhadu ponche mein lag ja Sher:Mohabbat karo ibadat ke saath,kaam karo lagan ke saath, pyar karo sacchai ke saath*Padh liya mera SMS? Ab reply karo sharafat ke saath Sher:Aap ke haath main mobile hai,chehere pe smile hai, SMS ki acchi khasi file hai*Phir bhi aap SMS nahi karte yaar, yeh kaisa style hai Sher:Tere pyar ko thukarane ki, dilruba koi wajah nahi hai*Main isliye tujhse pyar nahi kar sakta,kyunki mere dil mein abhi jagah nahi hai Sher:Kis baat ka hai itna gussa,kis baat pe tu itna akadta hai*itne gusse se dimaag jal jaayega ek din,kyunki bhusa jaldi aag pakadta hai Sher:Wah re bakri ajab hai teri shaan*choti si poonch ke neeche,gatagat ki dukaan Sher:naukri chooti,kismat roothi,jeb ki haalat hai tooti phooti*aur wo roz phone pe poochti hai,kya le aaye sagai ke liye heere ki angoothi Sher:Tumhari gali ki raahon mein jaane ye kaisa sama hai*aage beh raha hai gandha naala aur peeche saara keechad jama hai Sher:Wo shayar baithe the bathroom mein,maikhaane ki tarah*Aur pi gaye baalti ka saara paani,paimaane ki tarah Sher:Tere ishq ne kiya ye sitam,janam kahi ke rahe nahi hum*ab toh bas ek hi tamanna hai sanam,ki mujhse pehle nikal jaaye tera dum Sher:Na hoga kanjus tumsa zamane mein,umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein*1 sms kar de zalim-e-kanjus,kyu laga hai 1 rupee bachane mein Sher:Bewafa mera sanam ho gaya,khushi ki jagah dil mein gum ho gaya*aur aur kya bolu sher sunane waalon,taaliyan bajao sher khatam ho gaya Sher:Jab se wo rooth ke gayi hai,tabse dekh teri kya halat huyi hai*tera ye haal dekha nahi jaata,itni khushi insaan aksar seh nahi pata Sher:Kash pyar ka insurance hota,Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwa leta*Wafa mili to theek warna bewafao pe huye kharche ka,claim mil jata Sher:Hum the jinke sahare,wo huye na hamare*Mooh par chanta jab maar kar gayi wo,dost kameene has rahe the saare Sher:Kisise pyar mat karna,uske liye neende bekaar mat karna*do din to aayenge khushi se milne,teesre din kahenge mera intezaar mat karna Sher:Kanjoosi ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi hamari tarah bhi jiya karo*Roz mere SMS padh kar sharam nahi aati,kabhi khud bhi toh SMS kiya karo Sher:Dosti ki gaadi kuch aise chal padi,jaise kick maarte hi bike udd padi*Dua hai na lage isme break,speed itni ho na kare koi overtake Sher:Hai re naari,vyatha sunn hamari*Mohabbat ki humne toh ho gayi itni udhaari,ab tak chuka rahe hai usko ban ke brahmachaari Sher:zulf-e-daraaz maang ke laaye the chaar baal*do aarzu mein jhad gaye do intzaar mein. Sher:Rok do mere janaze ko,mujh mein phir se jaan aa gayi hai*Mud ke ek baar dekh toh lo jaalimon,sharab ki dukaan aa gayi hai Sher:Uske haaton ko chuma andhere mein, kya nazuk uski hatheli thi*Chanta pada toh pata chala, wo mehbooba nahi uski saheli thi Sher:Ek umar ke baad khwahish nahi hoti,ghata chaati hai,baarish nahi hoti*chhod do ab parlour jana,plastic ki chappal pe polish nahi hoti Sher:Pehle tu sharmayegi,phir nakhre dikhayegi,phir nazare milayegi*30 ka ho gaya hu ab agar nahi maani,toh meri shaadi kahi aur ho jaayegi Sher:Mere dil ka instrument, mohabbat ke SIM card par chalta hai*Problem bas yahi hai mere phone ka,har mahine number badalta hai Sher:Kya meri naak tedhi hai,aankh mendhak si hai,surat aur dimaag se bewakoof lagta hoon*toh kyun sab kehte hai,main aap jaisa dikhta hoon Sher:Meri mehbooba pyar bhare geet ga rahi hai*Ab toh chup ho ja jaanemen,phalak ke sitaron ko bhi neend aa rahi hai Sher:Thodi masti thoda pyar,jawani ke din mein kar le yaar*jab ladkiyon pe shaadi ka chadhne lage bukhar,toh samet samaan aur ho ja faraar Sher:Kya andaaz hai, kya jalwe hai, kya style hai, aur kya smile hai*Message toh karte nahin aur,garv se kehte ho mere paas mobile hai Sher:Abhi wo kali hai,badi hokar gulab banegi*jaane kitne ashiqon ke dil todkar,kisi ek khushneseeb ka suhaag banegi Sher: Aadhi umar gujar gayi,mohabbat ki nadaani mein*Phir jab shaadi huyi toh laga,gayi bhains paani mein Sher:Ashiq ki life mein pyar ka bhoot chahiye,badan par mehenga suit chahiye*Ye kaafi nahi hai yar,dil ke saath haddiyan bhi majboot chahiye Sher:Uss badsurat ashiq ki mehbooba ko dekh ke hairaan mat ho*khuda teri bhi jholi bharega dost pareshaan mat ho Sher:Main sochta hi raha,koi aur le gaya uska dil*Wo huyi kisi aur ke sapno ki shehzadi, aur main tally karta raha uski shaadi ka bill Sher:aap aap ho to kya aap ho,hum hum hai to kya hum hai*wo golgappa kya tasty hoga jis me paani kam hai?Is se bakwas sher bana agar dum hai Sher:darne laga toh kayar ho gaya,bandook chalai toh fire ho gaya*ye shayari hai ya mazak koi,kuch bhi bak diya aur shayar ho gaya Sher:Kaunsa phool kaha hai titliyan jaane hai,baat apne matlab ki kudiya jaane hai*yun to lagti ye seedhi hai,par pyar ka har idea jaane hai Sher:Maine tujhse dil se pyar kiya,tujhe abla samajhkar*Aur tere baap ne mujhe peet diya, free ka tabla samajhkar Sher:Kaam karo ya na karo,uski fikr jaroor karo*Fikr bhi karo ya na karo,par uss fikr ka jikr jaroor karo Sher:Haathi hathni ki kabar par jaakar, soond uthakar zor se bola*Jaana tu hai meri shabnam aur main hu tera eklauta shola Sher:Jab jab shayari aati hai,saath mein sar dard laati hai*Jisko ho gaya shayari se pyar, samjho wo kaam se gaya mere yaar Sher:Dil karta hai tere paas aau,wah wah wah wah*Agar teri WAH ki factory band ho gayi ho,toh doosri line sunaau? Sher:Aapki dosti itni pyari hai ke koi shaq nahi,aap pe jaan waari hai koi shaq nahi*Sab ne aapko laat maari hai,kya mera koi haq nahi? Sher:Mausam mast hai,maahol jabardast hai,sab apne kaam mein mast hai*socha tumhe phone pe Hi keh du,par tere route ki sabhi liney vyast hai Sher:Dil ka kaha kaam kardo,pyari si muskan mere naam kardo*Aaj dunia pe ek ehsaan kar do, ghar se naha ke niklo aur sab ko hairan kar do Sher:Dil mein teri yaad chupaai hai,aankho mein wo surat sajaai hai*yakeen nahi toh dil ka number mila,tere naam ki caller tune lagaai hai Sher:Peene ka mood hai,mausam bhi mast hai,paas hi daaru ki dukaan hai*Par ye soch ke ruk jata hoon,wahi pe joru ke baap ka makaan hai Sher:Jyada khushi se vajan badhta hai,dukhi rehne ka funda bada hit hai*Hum gum khaate hain,aansu peete hai,tabhi toh slim trim aur fit hain Sher:Baharo phool barsaao mera dost aaya hai,Gali mein ek mehek si laya hai*barso tak thi jise paani se alergy,aaj wo saabun se nahaya hai Sher:Meri prem kahani ka yaron,bada hi ajeeb ending tha*maine usse propose kiya SMS par,jo uski shaadi tak pending tha Sher:Ishq ne mujhe nikamma kar diya,hara bhara ped tha sukha khambha kar diya*doob gaya udhari mein aise,tum rahi jawan mujhko dada kar diya Sher:Jab hota hai tera didaar, ye dil dhadakta hai baar baar*aadat se majboor ho tum jaaneman,jaane kab maang lo kuch rupaye udhaar Sher:Khub muskuraao ke mera SMS aaya hai, jhoom ke gaao mera SMS aaya hai*aaj hai shubh din doston,aaj ye banda mobile bill bhar ke aaya hai Sher:Usne yu dekha din me raat huyi,dhoop ki jagah barsaat huyi*Sapno pe paani fir gaya,jab shaadi ke din wo kisi aur ke saath faraar huyi. Sher:Sote huye ko jagayenge hum,aapki neend udayenge hum*jaante hai aayega aapko gussa,tabhi toh chain-o-sukun paayenge hum Sher:teri rah dekhte dekhte jaaneman pura din dhal gaya*candle light dinner ke liye jalai mombatti,aankh lag gayi aur mera ghar jal gaya Sher:Mere dil mein tere liye, ek ajeeb si tadap jaagi hai. Jis din se meri biwi, padosi ke saath bhaagi hai. Sher:Har ada satane lagi,tere chehere se duniya jagmagaane lagi*dekhke tujhe har kali muskaane lagi,ab fekte fekte mujhe bhi neend aane lagi Sher:Likhe jo khat tujhe, wo teri yaad mein*saare lag gaye, kal raat mummy papa ke haath mein Sher:Woh jab chalti hain raahon mein, 100-100 ke note bicha deta hoon. Uske jaane ke baad, woh sab note ginkar utha leta hoon! Sher:Charo taraf hai faili moonlight,macchar bhi dene ko betaab hai lovebite*takiye ko gale laga aur so ja tight,bole toh wish u goodnight Sher:Ek vaada tha har vaade ke peeche,tu na thi dil ke darwaaze ke peeche*pitwa diya tune iss kadar,baap right ko aur bhai left ko kheenche Sher:Ram ne dhanush toda, Sita daudi aayi, Krishna ne baansuri bajayi, Radha bhaagi chali aayi. Maine bas seeti bajayi, woh baap ko le aayi! SHER:Iss daur mein pyar karna bekaar hai,ab na hume kisi ka intezaar hai*Yun tukde kar diye dil ke usne,jaise dil nahi aam ka achaar hai. SHER:Jab bhi tum mere ghar ke aage se gujre,kya bataye kya haal hua hamara*aaj tak bhool nahi paaye hai hum,kya gazab ka kutta tha tumhara. SHER:Bimaar shayar:Dil phephare gurda,huye murda*saans bhi jo leta hoon,saath mein khaas leta hoon.Haalat buri hai,par shayari jaruri hai. SHER:Kyun roz jaate ho maikhane mein,kis ranj-o-gum ke maare ho*Shukra manao toote dil waalon,tum ab tak kawaare ho. SHER:Taraste huye uske haaton ne is kadar meri kalaai ko chuaa hai*Jaise uski har saas mujhse phooch rahi ho,bhiyya time kya hua hai? SHER:Nikalta hoon teri galiyon se,tamanna-e-husn ko dil machalta hai*Tere dar par aakar sar uthata hoon,tera buddha baap bahar nikalta hai. SHER:Na socha tha dil lagane se pehle,ke cheekenge hum muskurane se pehle*Kya karu iss zalim zukaam ka,ke bhaag gaye wo dil lagane se pehle. SHER:Ye degree bhi lelo,ye job bhi lelo,bhale cheen lo mera US visa*magar mujhko lauta do college canteen,wo chacha ki chai wo baasi samosa. SHER:Toote huye dil ko mere,aap theek se shut down jo karte*Toh aapke intezaar mein hang hokar,hum iskadar bemaut na marte. SHER:Paai jo mohabbat teri,hum gul-e-gulfaam ho gaye*par tere papa se pade itne joote,ki ashiq se jaise mochi ki dukaan ho gaye. SHER:Sar par exams ka saaya hai,In dino mein sukh kisne paya hai*duniya waale kehte hai acche number laao,koi batao inko ye sab mohmaya hai. SHER:Mera pyar bhara dil jaise pyaaz hai,tere khaane mein ye lazzat laayega*Par khanjar se na kaatna isse,nahi toh tujhe umra bhar rulayega. SHER:Ye kaun aaj meri kabar par aakar roya hai*Barso ki dhul mitti bhari kabar ko,aaj kisne baalti bhar aansuon se dhoya hai SHER:Mausam suhana hai,dosti ka zamana hai*Ae kanjuson ke shehenshah kar le do teen SMS tu bhi,balance lekar kya upar jaana hai. SHER:Khidki se jhankte huye,din ke mahine,mahine ke saal ban gaye*tu na aayi dilruba,teri raah dekhte huye kitne windows program ban gaye. SHER:Yaron usse mera paigaam pahucha dena,khel nahi hai dil lena dena*wo pooche pata gar mera kabhi,toh girls hostel ki raah dikha dena. SHER:Aap ki yaad mein jiya karenge,aapko miss kiya karenge*intezaar mein mar bhi gaye toh kya hua,yamraaj ke mobile se SMS kiya karenge. SHER:Train chali,bheed badhi,ladka ladki se takraya,ladki boli aadmi ho ya jaanvar*Ladka bola jaan tum ho,main toh bas banunga tera var. SHER:Tere dil mein koi aur basta hai,toh mujhe delete karke na nikaal*na jaane kab pad jaaye meri zarurat,atleast recycle bin mein toh daal SHER:Aag lagi dhuaan sa uda,ghutne laga dum,dilbar hamari taraf muda*dekh ke meri oor wo bole,kripaya bujha dijiye ye cigarette ke sholey. SHER:Mujhe teri mohabbat ka sahara agar mil jata*toh yu mere mobile ka, bill na fizool jaata. SHER:Shaadi ki ghodi par bithake mujhe,dost girls hostel ki taraf huye ravana*kehne lage last time dekh lo,phir jaane kab hoga idhar aana. SHER:Mere dil ke sartaaj suniye jara,mohabbat mein mujhko piro daaliye*agar khana paka liya ho aapne,toh lage haath bartan bhi dho daaliye. SHER:tera khayal,teri awaaz,tere bina na ab karaar hai*Jab se tu mere do hazaar, rupaye lekar faraar hai. SHER:Mat roko mujhe mere yaaron ab jaane do,Wah! Kya dard hai.Mat roko mujhe ab jaane do*bahut ladkiyan hai udhar,please kuch phasane do. SHER:Dil ke yaar ho tum,pyar ki fizaon ki bahaar ho tum*doobti naiya ki patwaar ho tum,bas itna bata do kis paagalkhaane se faraar ho tum. SHER:Muskura do jara khuda ke waaste,shama-e-mehfil mein jara roshni kum hai*tabah karta hai husn tumhara,husn hai ya nuclear bumb hai. SHER:Kaisa ye dard hai mohabbat ka,bas badhta hi chala jaa raha hai*pehle toh sirf dil tak tha,ab phephadon aur liver par bhi chha raha hai. SHER:Kya gazab ka josh hai,tere iss deewane mein*kal zamanat pe chudaya tha,aaj phir pahuch gaya hai thaane mein. SHER:Unko humse mohabbat nahi, ye humne tab jaana*jab shuru kiya unhone, hamare hi jariye hamare dost ko patana SHER:Sheesha patthar se takraya,patthar salamat sheesha toot gaya*ladke ne ladki se pyar kiya,ladki salamat ladka ashiqui mein lut gaya. SHER:Pyar ishq mohabbat mujhe unn tamaam ladkiyon se hai*jo mujhe dekhne ko chupke se jhankti, apne gharon ki khidkiyon se hai SHER:Dost badal gaya hai jamana,ek din nahi nahaya toh kya chupana*Ab toh mil gaya hai ek readymade bahana,do bucket paani roz hai bachana. SHER:Pyar ka pahad chadh toh gaye,ye na dekha neeche gehri khaai hai*Tumko propose kar toh diya,ye na dekha tumhare saath tumhara bhai hai. SHER:Na pyar mein pakade jaayenge hum,na haseeno se maar khayange hum*agar daal na gal paayi hamari, toh har ladki ke bhai ban jaayenge hum. SHER:Jab tota hua dirty,toh tote se boli maina*Pareshaan na ho darling,detergent powder hai na. SHER:Peeche se dekha toh socha,Wah kya purza hai*Jab aage se dekha toh pata chala,ye toh horror show se bhaga koi murda hai. SHER:Bomb se na bandook se,chaaku se na missile se*hum toh sanam mar jaayenge,bas aapki ek sunder smile se. SHER:Kitna khush tha ki tera paigaam aaya,hawa mein udta salaam aaya*khat khola jo maine khusi se,wo kora kagaz tha kya bewakoof banaya. SHER:Roz sapno mein aate ho,dil ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho*Aur kare bolo kitna intezaar,ab toh pyar ki site par enter maar. SHER:Teri sundarta par kabhi koi, daag na lag jaaye*chupa ke rakho ye husn ki chingariya,kahi tumhari hi basti mein aag na lag jaaye. SHER:Wo muskurake chal diye toh aapne socha,wo aapke jaal mein fas rahe hai*Jara gaur karo pata chalega,wo aapko joker samajh has rahe hai. SHER:Gum se dosti karo,khushi se nahi.Khushi tumko kya degi*do teen saal tumhare saath ghoom kar,khusi kisi aur se shaadi kar legi SHER:Chalne lagi hawa kyun behoshi se jhoomke*aayi hai shayad abhi abhi unke paseene se bhare maathe ko choom ke. SHER:Yu achanak se aa jaati ho saamne,Ke main kuch bhi keh paata nahi*Kya kahu tere husn ke sajde mein,Kambakth!koi sher bhi yaad aata nahi. SHER:Time pe sab depend hota hai,har mod pe dilon ka accident hota hai*Dil karta hai tumse baat karu,par saath mein tera boyfriend hota hai SHER:Ae jaanewaale pardesi wapas aa,warna ye jamana mujhe jeene na dega*bina bhada diye nikal liya tu,ab makaan maalik mujhe sone na dega SHER:Aaj mausam mein koi ajeeb baat hai,bekaabu se jazbaat hai*Jee chahe tumko chura lu tum se hi,par papa kehte hai chori buri baat hai. SHER:Dil tune todd diya,mohabbat ke ghaav ka dard bada hai*Aur wo dekho mera patthar dil mehboob,haath mein antiseptic cream liye khada hai SHER:Tujhe dekh ke mere dil ki awaaz mujhse ye keh rahi hai*isko jaldi bhaga yaha se mujhe isse elergy ho rahi hai. SHER:Amiri ka khwab dekhne laga,Angrezi sharab chakhne laga*Technology dekho kaha se kaha pahuchi,tujh jaisa bewakoof mobile rakhne laga. SHER:Wo ban sawar ke chale hai ghar se,dupatta dhalka hua hai sar se*Hai khoye se bekhabar se,khuda bachaye unhe hum jaiso ki buri nazar se. SHER:Teri jheel jaise aankhon mein mujhe,mohabbat ka dariya nazar aata hai*thoda swimming kar lu isme,toh tera kya jaata hai. SHER:Police ko shayar bana diya,mehfil mein bhej ke sarkar ne*Suna hai kaidee ne phansi laga li,raat bhar shayari sunaai usko thanedaar ne. SHER:Socha tha teri zulfon ke saaye mein zindagi beet jaayegi,hume kya pata tha zaalim,tu boy cut karake aayegi. SHER:Abstract art se nikli ye daulat,jisse samjha aadmi wo thi aurat*Ek tasveer jo kamaal-e-fun thi,bhains ka jism oonth ki gardan thi SHER:Hum unki ankhon mein doob gaye,phool jaise katon ko chubh gaye*ek pal laga dil hamara jud gaya,Par agle mod pe wo kahi aur mud gaya. SHER:Kudrat ne aaj hume milaya hai,barso se khoya pyar paya hai*tune lehraai jaha julfein waha se,tera dandruff mujhe tujh tak le aaya hai. SHER:Humne socha zamane ka ranj-o-gum dekh kar wo nahi muskuraate hai*aaj pata chala wo apne daaton ka set ghar par bhool aate hai. SHER:Kaale akshar, kaala ambar, kala mausam ishq-e-ladaai ka*Ek toh unki yaad sataye,duja tension padhai ka. SHER:Kabadi ne ghar ki ghanti bajai,ghar ki maalkin bahar aayi*kabadi bola bhangaar laayiye,maalkin boli wo daftar gaye hai shaam ko aayiye. SHER:Dating ke liye karti ho chatting,wah hai kya setting*ghar se nikalti ho banake bahana,dusro ki photo lagakar band karo hume patana. SHER:Aaj kal nahane laga hu,insaan hoon par ghaans khane laga hu*Ishq ka isse bada kya du saboot,khujli huyi unko khujaane main laga hu. SHER:Jugnu hi deewaane nikle,andhiyara jhutlaane nikle*Jinko pakda haath samajhkar,wo keval dastaane nikle. SHER:Dost bole mard ban chuha nahi,kis haiseyat se biwi tumpe julm karti hai*main bola mard hi banke pachta raha hoon,chuhe se wo darti hai. SHER:Ishq mein log kya kar gaye,kuch bane pagal kuch mar gaye*Ek hum hi nahi jo ishq se dar gaye,kuch aur nahi ban sake toh shayar ban gaye. SHER:Din bhar tumhaari yaad mein,jaanam hum phut phut ke rote hai*raat ko thak kar khana khake,chain ki neend sote hai. SHER:Maine bheja ishq bhara email,uska jawab kya deti wo coward*kaha tha pasand na aaye toh delete karna,usne apne abba ko kar diya forward. SHER:Love ne kisi ko shayar bana diya,ek sacche aadmi ko lier baya diya*Ye kasoor tera hai janu,meri life ko bina current ka wire bana diya. SHER:Shayari likhna kaam nahi bacchon ka,nikalta hai tel acche acchon ka*Iss tel ki bachat kijiye,shayari se durr rehne ki nasihat dijiye. SHER:Tere jaane se raat aur bhi kaali ho gayi,tanhaai mein kaha jaate*Abbe light chali gayi thi uske jaane ke baad,bas ek candle jala lete. SHER:Mohabbat karna koi jurm nahi,agar ki jaaye usool se*dhyan rakho aapki ek mehbooba,dusri se kabhi mil na paaye bhool se SHER:Badi aarzoo thi dil ki,koi hassen si dilruba mile*kismat toh dekho yaron hamari,wo mile toh bhi shaadi shuda mile. SHER:Tera chehera jab nazar aaye,toh aankhon ke saamne andhera chaye*mooh se toh kuch bhi na nikale,bas dil karta rehta hai hi hi. SHER:Tairne ka maza samundar mein hai,nadi naalo mein kyun girte ho*ek se pyar karo,har gali mein dil lekar kyun phirte ho. SHER:Marzi ho toh suli pe chadhana,sau baar jahannum mein jalana*mashook kahe aap hamare buzurg hai,nacheez ko ye din kabhi na dikhana. SHER:Unka deedar hume rog laga gaya,dil mein pyar ka keeda jaga gaya*Aalam-e-ishq mein sab ne banaya bewakoof,har koi hume chuna laga gaya. SHER:Sharab dard ki dawa hai,peene mein koi kharabi nahi*pet mein gadbad thi so pi li aaj thodi,waise hum paidaishi sharabi nahi. SHER:Agar maut se sawarti ho zindagi,toh hum haazir hai marne ke liye*Agar humse abaad hai aapka mobile,toh taiyaar hai SMS karne ke liye. SHER:Aaj baag mein kali hai,yakinan kal gulaab hoga*tere haath se khana khane waale ko,yakinan kal julaab hoga. SHER:Gum hi gum bhara hai dil mein,ye kya se kya bana diya iss gum ne*hadd ho chuki thi gum ki ab,toh toota dil bhi isse chipka liya humne. SHER:Tanhaai mein hum aksar,bekaar ghuma karte hai*samajh ke tere haath hum aksar,apni bhains ko chuma karte hai. SHER:Tere khaton ke saath jeena ab mushkil ho gaya*ab toh band kar de khat likhne jaalim,mera dustbin bhi ab full ho gaya. SHER:Pyar mein lakhon dard sahe,aur wo kehte hai aitbaar nahi*ek taraf police ne tod di haddiyan,duji taraf unhe humse koi pyar vyar nahi. SHER:Gali gali mein phirta hai,leke dil ka khali katora*Koi kar lo mohabbat isse bhi,bada khush dikh raha hai ye chora SHER:Hoshwaalon ko khabar kya,behoshi kya cheez hai*Shaadi kijiye phir samajhiye,khudkhushi kya cheez hai. SHER:Teri duniya se jaane ke baad mein tumhe,har taare mein nazar aaounga*jeete jee tera kuch na bigaad saka,mar kar toh tujhe daraunga. SHER:Shayari aur sharab ka rishta bada gehra hai*sharab pee kar bathroom ke bahar,har shayar soch mein thehera hai SHER:Teri kaatil adaon ko dekh kar,jaaneman hume ho gayi khabar*ki humse pehle kai ashiquon ko tu,pahucha chuki hogi kabar. SHER:Teri mohabbat ne kiya ye haal,ki dawaai bhi udhaar laayi hai*tujhpe lutakar apni saari kamaai,tere hi gharwaalon se maar khaayi hai. SHER: Raaste main milte hai humdum,baat na humse karte hain*Nazron se wo dil churakar,akad akad kar chalte hain. SHER:Marne ke baad sata raha hai koi,meri kabar se ja raha hai koi*Khuda thodi zindagi aur de de,mere udhaar liye paise lauta raha hai koi SHER:Har pal ne kaha ek pal se, ke pal bhar ke liye mere saamne aao*Aur in palon ki bheed itni badh jaaye ki pal lafz se aap confuse ho jaao SHER: Har jagah ishq ke bimaar pade hain. *Hazaron mar gaye saikadon taiyaar khade hain. SHER:Dil lagane ki kismat na rahi,har waqt muskuraane ki aadat na rahi*Joru se itni maar khane ke baad,kisi aur ko patane ki himmat na rahi SHER:Jab mohabbat ke haseen waade karke,dilruba chuna laga jaati hai*Tab har bechare ashiq ko rote huye, sirf apni naani hi yaad aati hai SHER:Mere sapne churaya na karo,Hamari dosti aazmaya na karo*Tere 1 SMS ke badle 100 call kar du,par shart ye hai tum phone uthaya na karo. SHER:Shohar ko har din marna padta hai,apni joru se darna padta hai*Kitne bhi bure ho dil ke halaat,biwi se ishq ka natak karna padta hai SHER:Badli huyi taqdeer nazar aati hai,ishq ki zanjeer nazar aati hai*Ab zoo nahi jaati hu,kyunki har jagah teri tasveer nazar aati hai SHER:Dariya wafaon ka kabhi rukta nahi,ishq mein insaan kabhi jhukta nahi*kitna bolti ho jaaneman meri,kya tumhara mooh kabhi dukhta nahi? SHER:Tujhse bichadkar kaha jaaunga,Teri gali se guzar na paunga*kabhi ho sake toh platform pe dekh lena,bhikariyon ke saath nazar aaunga SHER:Har raah mein raaste badalte hai,waqt ke saath insaan badalte hai*shaadi kara do in ashiqon ki,shaadi ke baad sab shaitaan badalte hai SHER:Jaan se jyada unhe pyar karte the,yaad unhe din raat karte the*Pyar ki har had humne paar kar di,unke ghar mein paani tak bharte the. SHER:Hume aadat thi peene ki,usne kasam dekar chuda di*Mushkil se chadhi thi jara si,uski ek awaaz ne uda di SHER:Ishq ki baat samajh lete hai,sapno ko mulakat samajh lete hai*Jab bhala aadmi shayar ban jaaye,toh log uske bigde halat samajh lete hai SHER:Hume unki mohabbat se,fursat nahi milti hai*naukri tak chhod di hai ishq mein,ab isme kya hamari galati hai? SHER:Raat hogi toh chand duhaai dega,khwabon mein wo chehera dikhai dega*Ye ishq hai sambhal ke karna,ek lafa bhi pada toh sabko sunaai dega SHER:Khud raaste tabahi ke nikale humne,kar diya dil patthar ke hawale*Pyar kar liya shaadi bhi ho gayi,ab iss musibat se hume kaun nikale SHER:Ishq mukaddar hai khwaab nahi,wo ada hai jisme sab kamayaab nahi*Aur kitna paisa kharch karogi mera,tumhari shopping ka koi hisaab nahi SHER:Ae dil tu dhadakana band kar,jab tu dhadakta hai unki yaad aati hai*Uski aankhen,uski awaaz,wo shakal,mat poocho hume kitna darati hai SHER:Jo humse pare baithe hai,hum unpe mare baithe hai*Guroor na kare kehdo unse,kyunki jo unke pare baithe hai,hum unpe bhi mare baithe hai SHER:Yaad koi na karega tujhe jaane ke baad,na khush hoga koi tujhe paane ke baad*kyunki tere peele daant dikhte hai,muskuraane ke baad. SHER:Hamare liye beshaq khaas ho tum,dil se nikli bhadaas ho tum*Khooni darinde ki pyaas ho tum,har darawane sapne ka ehsaas ho tum SHER:Iss khamoshi ka raaz jaante hai,chup rehne ka andaaz hum jaante hai*Tum goonge ho toh kya hua,hum phir bhi tumhe apna dost maante hai SHER:Mohabbat ke wo kuch pal,aankhon mein aansoo chhod jaate the*kabhi uske bhai toh kabhi uske papa,aakar haddiyan tod jaate the. SHER:Char kandho par insaan ja rahe hai,kafan mein armaan ja rahe hai*Jo jeete jee kisiko pata na sake,wo bhoot patane shamshaan ja rahe hai SHER:Aankhon mein aasu aaye na hote,jo tum mudkar muskuraaye na hote*Agar pehle bata dete aapke bhai boxer hai,toh itne mukke khaaye na hote SHER:Hamare bin adhure tum rahoge,pyar mein ye duri kaise sahoge*awara hi sahi wo mera ashiq toh tha,budhape mein hume yaad karke ye kahoge. SHER:Akele mein gungunata hoon,sab kuch bhool jata hoon*Ishq mein ho gaya hai ye haal,gali ke kutton ko apne dil ka haal sunata hoon SHER:Aapko diye har gulaab ko soch kar,in aankhon mein ek dard bhar aaya*Maine diye phoolon ka gulkand banakar,aapne sab garibon ko khilaya SHER:Tere pyar mein sau gunah maaf hai,tu meri hai ye baat saaf hai*Socha do jhapad maar du tujhe,par jaanwaron ko maarna kaanunan paap hai. SHER:Har shakhs ke paas dil hota hai,har dil mein dard-e-awaz hoti hai*Paida hote hai roz shehenshah yaha,har nukkad pe ek mumtaz hoti hai SHER:Mohabbat ki baat karte ho,ye kise raas aayi hai*Tumhe toh phir bhi ladki ke bhai ne zakhmi kiya,humne toh uske kutte se chot khayi hai SHER:Wo sapno mein aate baar baar hai,hamari wafa ke wo haqdaar hai*unse milne ko dil chahata hai,par police kehti hai wo ab tak faraar hai. SHER:Gam-e-zindagi ke maare hain,har baazi jeet ke haare hain*Ye jitne bhi patthar ghar mein pade hai,gali ki saari ladkiyon ne maare hai SHER:Rulane se pehle hasaya hota,kasoor iss dil ka bataya hota*jo tere badle dil teri saheli ko deta,toh itni zor se jhapad khaya na hota SHER:Khamosh raat mein sitare na hote,in rookhi aankhon mein nazare na hote*Hum bhi na karte parwah,agar aapke paas paise hamare na hote. SHER:Zindagi tujh bin adhuri hai,kyun hamare beech ye doori hai*Maanta hu mera character theek nahi, par ishq hi toh meri kamjori hai SHER:Hum toh tanhaai se darte hai,pyar ki ruswaai se darte hai*Yu toh kai kudiyan pata sakte hai,bas ghar baithi apni lugaai se darte hai SHER:Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein, Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein*Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta SHER:Aankhon mein intezaar hota hai,har kasam par aitbaar hota hai*Karne padte hai natak ishq mein,socho ashiq kitna bada kalakaar hota hai SHER:Zindagi mein pyar na kar paaye,ishq ka ikraar na kar paaye*itni pi li sharab jeewan mein,ki aankhon mein bhi aaj do peg hi bhar aaye SHER:Palko pe sapna dikh gaya koi,aapki saanso pe naam likh gaya koi*pyar mein lutne ko hai taiyar,ashiqon ke market mein phir bik gaya koi. SHER:Tere ikraar ke liye,ye banda sare bazaar mein jhukta hai*aur tu kehti hai jyada mat bolo,mera sir dukhta hai. SHER:Dard-o-gum ka apno se paaya sila,bewafai gale se lagate rahe*Iss kadar pyar mein huye hum pagal,uski tasveer se makkhiyan bhagate rahe SHER:Yaha waha mat dhoondna,hum tujhe nazar nahi aayenge*kabhi gaur se dekhna apni khoobsurat saheli ki aankhon mein,hum wahi mil jaayenge. SHER:Jeene ki ada di hai,khush rehne ki dua di hai*Main rehna chahata tha shaan se uske dil mein,usne watchman ke kamare mein jagah di hai SHER:Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do,aaj na sahi apna kal de do*Thand mein tere ghar ke bahar khada hoon kabse,pyar nahi toh ek kambal de do SHER:Kehte hai God aap jaise khoobsurat logon ko badi fursat mein banate hai*Sahi kehte honge, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain. SHER:Yadon ne phir rulaya hai,saalon baad usse bulaya hai*Durr huye the ek ladki ko alvida kehke,aaj phir mile hai toh ek aunty ko paya hai SHER:Uske zulfon ko apni zanjeer bana lo,uske ankhon ko dil ka teer bana lo*Mehbooba ke baap ki kamai daulat ko,jaldi se apni jageer bana lo SHER:Pagal kavi ki kalpana ho tum,dara ke jaga de wo khwaab ho tum*itna daraya hai sab ko,ki majburi mein sab kehte hai lajawaab ho tum. SHER:Zindagi kyun satati hai,Kaise roop dikhati hai*mujhe paane ke liye jisne kiye the vrat kai,aaj biwi banne ke baad wo jam kar khaati hai SHER:Gum ke aansoo dikha nahi sakte,hum apna hak jata nahi sakte*Kitni mushkil hoti hai ye sab jhoot bolne mein,hum aapko bata nahi sakte SHER:Ek boond se sagar nahi banta,rone se mukaddar nahi banta*patana hai toh pura girls hostel patao,ek ladki patake koi sikandar nahi banta SHER:Milna ittefaaq,bichadna naseeb tha*wo durr hua jo kareeb tha*Usse milne se pehle ameer tha main,usne choda toh achanak gareeb tha SHER:Zubaan se kehte nahi,dil se fariyaad karte hai*Khuda hichkiyon se sataye unko,jo kabhi na hume yaad karte hai SHER:Aasuon ke samundar mein, dil ki kashti beh gai*mehbooba se sahara maanga,wo chullu bhar paani mein doobne ko keh gayi. SHER:Teri nazar ho gayi bekhabar,kal thi udhar aaj hai idhar*Pyar ki talaash mein phirte ho dar badar,dost bhi kehne lage hai ab toh sudhar SHER:Yu sapne dikhaya nahi karte,aahe bhar bhar gaaya nahi karte*Jo apni biwi se darte ho,wo kisi aur ki mehbooba ko pataya nahi karte SHER:Khudane pucha tera hasta chehera udaas kyun hai,nigaho mein pyass kyun hai*jisko sab log pyar kehte hai,tere liye wo bakwaas kyun hai. SHER:Tere ishq ki humko badi aas thi,kabhi na bujhne waali pyaas thi*Socha awaaz dekar pukar le tumko,par kya kare tab gale mein kharash thi SHER:Shaadi se pehle lagta tha main ishq ke exam mein fail hoon*ladki mili, shaadi huyi, ab lagta hai, jaise koi kolhu ka bail hu SHER:Uske siva koi jazbaat mein nahi,ankhon ki nami barsaat mein nahi*iss baat se bahut bada shock laga hume,ki hum uske khayalaat mein nahi SHER:Fareb ko ashiqui samajh baithe,holi ko diwali samajh baithe*Andhere mein haath jo thama humne,padosan ko gharwali samajh baithe SHER:Honth chup bas aansoo behte hai,chup rehte hai phir bhi sab sehte hai*Aur jiske liye ye lab khamosh hai,wo hume goonga behra kehte hai SHER:Ye ishq hamari majboori hai,dilruba ki khwaish poori hai*bhale kitna bhi sher ban le ashiq,mahbooba se daant khana jaruri hai. SHER:Yaadon ki aag mein jalte hai,ishq ke mod pe sambhalte hai*Aur dilruba ki aadat toh dekho,aate hi kehti hai accha toh hum chalte hai SHER:Cream se kuch nahi hota,roothna sunderta ki tarkeeb ho jaati hai*Kyunki koi haseena jab rooth jaati hai toh,aur bhi haseen ho jaati hai SHER:Ek baar shaadi ke bandhan mein,jab aashiq koi bandh jaata hai*Toh zindagi bhar uss bechare ko phir,apne aap par taras aata hai SHER:Deepak mein agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota*Hum bhi yu logon se chhipte na phirte,agar hamara dost langoor naa hota SHER:Kabse tabiyat kharab hai,tantrik bola kisi paapi ko SMS karna sahi hai*Aapko SMS karne ke baad,ab tabiyat kuch theek lag rahi hai SHER:Aapki shayari sunkar log jaan de rahe hai*Chalo isi bahane kyun na ho,aap mashoor toh ho rahe hai. SHER:Kabhi sharmana kabhi muskurana,yeh pyar ke jaal mein phasane ki ada hai*Jo ashiq isse nahi samajhta, wo ek number ka gadha hai SHER:Socha aaj tu jo maange de du,durr kar du har shikwa gila*Chand ka tohfa lene chal diya magar, chand tak jaane ka raasta nahi mila SHER:Mat banao armaano ke ghonsale,aaj kal ki haseenaon ka bharosa nahi hai*ye baat maine nahi,Majnu Ranjha aur Romeo ke abba ne kahi hai. SHER:Roshni agar rab ko ho manzoor,toh aandhiyon mein bhi chirag jalte hai*chal uth ja re naujawan,bijli ka bill bharne chalte hai. SHER:Yaad hai wo din jab tera chehera,apni kitaab mein humne utara tha*peeche khade professor ne hume,kitni berehmi se mara tha SHER:Pyar wo bepanah kar gaye,phir hume tanha kar gaye*humne socha tha wo duniya se ladenge,wo toh hamari gali ke kutton se darr gaye SHER:Ek humdum ki zarurat hai,har zakhm ko marham ki zarurat hai*Pyar se iska kuch nahi hoga,is bala ko maarne ke liye bomb ki zarurat hai SHER:Bahut durr hai tumhare ghar se,hamare ghar ka kinara*roz nayi saheli ke haaton,bheja karo har paigaam tumhara SHER:Pyar jatana asaan nahi hota,dil ko behlana asaan nahi hota*Waise toh dil bada hai hamara,magar ek dil mein sabko basana asaan nahi hota SHER:Ishq ka inaam toh aaya,khaali haath mein jaam toh aaya*Main hu pagal sabko pata hai,ye pagalpan usse peecha chudane ke kaam toh aaya SHER:Wah kya aankhen,kya zulfein,kya nazakat aur kya ada hai*Tujhe palatkar na dekhna chahe, soch wo kitna bada gadha hai SHER:Log inkaar karte hai ikraar ke liye,nafrat karte hai pyar ke liye*ishq ka asar yu hua humpar, hum zoo jaate hai aapke deedar ke liye SHER:Tanha sa tha bheed mein,laga koi nahi meri taqdeer mein*Tab tumne mujhe apna humsafar mana,aur phir maine barbaadi ka sahi matlab jaana SHER:Zamana gardish mein jhoomta hai,nasha gardish mein aa raha hai*wo haath salamat rahe hamesha,jo hume daaru pila raha hain. SHER:Nahi rakhte hum wafa ki umeed,humne har dum bewafai jo paai hai*Jo kal tak saath nibhane ke waade karti thi,aaj shaam uski sagaai hai SHER:Muskura do jara khuda ke waaste,shama-e-mehfil mein roshni kum hai*Tere daaton ki chamak aise hai dost,light jaane ka na koi gum hai SHER:Kaisa khamoshi ka saaya tha,har koi paraya tha*Hum toh tadap kar gir pade the pyar mein,aur wo aaj bhi kehti hai saala pi kar aaya tha SHER:Har panchhi ko ghar jana padta hai,bemaut ishq mein mar jana padta hai*Dilruba ka gussa ajeeb hai,bina baat ke bhi darr jana padta hai SHER:Zubaan hi ek zariya nahi,jo aap lafzon ko samajh paayenge*kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye,goongon mein bhi dildaar nazar aayenge SHER:Meri zindagi kya batau doston, ek jua ban ke reh gayi*maine jisse jaan se jyada pyar kiya,wo mere bacchon ki bua ban ke reh gayi. Sher:Dil mein mandir mera banaya,aur rehne ke liye kisi aur ko le aaye *pujari banaya mujh bechare ko,aur dakshina kisi aur ko de aaye Sher:Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,tanhaai mein hum akele roye hai*Jab se gira hai mobile paani mein,humne saari ladkiyon ke number khoye hai Sher:Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,7 pheron mein koi tumse bandh jayega*aaj kisi se ishq karlo,kya pata kal kaun sa dhakkan life mein aayega Sher:Hey devdas...toh kya hua jo chod gayi paaro *keep trying ab uski behen pe line maaro Sher:Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge*pehle to log samjhenge dosti hai,phir pagalkhaane le jaayenge Sher:Tujhe apna bana ke chodunga, ek din mere mehboob ne mujhse wada kiya*aur aaj shaadi ke 10 saal baad,sachmuch mujhko chod diya Sher:Fizayen kehti hai pyar karo,hawayein kehti hai pyar karo *par gharwaale kehte hai abhi tum chote ho,thoda aur intezar karo Sher:Khushi par fiza ka pehra hai,na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai*Jise pukaar rahe the sadiyon se hum,aaj pata chala wo ladka behra hai Sher:Khuda dukh na dena mere yaar ko,mujhe bhale hi dukhon ka pahaad dede*wo ghume nayi cycle par,mujhe bhale hi purani mercedes car de de Sher:Doodh mein uria,colddrinks mein pesticide,paani bhi ho gaya hai kharab *ab hum kya kare batao yaro, peene ke liye bachi hai bas sharab Sher:Gyani baba ka mela laga hai,kuch kambal baate ja rahe hain*kisi aur ko mat batana, ye SMS sirf khaas bhikariyon ko bheje ja rahe hai Sher:Baithe baithe kamre mein jaanam,kar rahi thi kapde press*Teri yaad aise aayi zaalim,jal gayi meri nayi dress Sher:Nikalta wo ashiq mere ghar ki oor,jab suraj dhalta tha*hume laga taras gaya hai hume dekhne ko,aaj pata chala wo neend mein chalta tha Sher:Masoom ishq ka bas itna fasana hai,kagaz ki haweli baarish ka zamana hai*kaise bachu maut se yaro,mera sar aur uske baap ka nishana hai Sher:Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,par kuch khaas nahi hua*tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha,par afsoss ke loan pass nahi hua. Sher:pyaar itna karo ke had na ho,bharosa itna karo ke shaq na ho*Aise phasao ladkiyo ko ishq ke jaal mein,ki logon ko pata aakhir tak na ho Sher:Ye zindagi hai ek janjaal,yahan chalta hai paise ka kamaal*Aap bhi kangal main bhi kangal,to aao khele Missed call Missed call Sher:Ae khuda kuch ladkiyon ko,kyun deta hai tu aise beauty*Ki unpe line maarna ladke,samjhe apni first duty Sher:Machar Makhiki ho gayi shaadi,pehli raat se ho gayi barbadi*kehta hai meri kismat hi khoti hai,makhi raat ko macchardaani mein soti hai Sher:Dosti ke maayane humse kya poochte ho,hum abhi in baaton se anjaan hai*udhaar maangne wala har ek dost,lagta humko koi shaitaan hai Sher:Ae jaaneman aise na dekho,madbhari kaatil nigahon se*accident mera ho jaayega,agar nazar hat gayi raahon se Sher:Yun kaali ghata chaayi hai,aaj fir dilruba se maar khaayi hai*Kehti hai ki sudhar jao,par kya karu uski saheli miniskirt mein aayi hai Sher:Aapki nigahon mein jabse jhaank kar dekha hai,kisi aaine ki zarurat nahi lagti hai*Aapke chashme mein humko,roz apni shakal dikhti hai Sher:Yaaron kabhi nahi lag sakta,kisi bhi maikhaane mein tala*Ek nahi, do nahi, saara sheher hai kambakth peenewala Sher:Teri ruswaai ne marna sikhaya,teri bewafai ne jeena sikhaya*Main tere dil ka pata pooch raha tha,tune paagalkhaane ka rasta dikhaya Sher:Wafa itni karo ke bewafai na rahe,pyar itna karo ke nafrat na rahe*dosti itni karo ke dushmani na rahe,SMS itne karo k balance na rahe Sher:Motee kitab lagti hai takia,dekh kar neend si aati hai*par likhi hai andar aisi qayamat,ki apne aap ye neend udd jaati hai Sher:Peene pilane ki kya baat karte ho,kabhi hum bhi piya karte the*Waiter the waha jaha log,glass mein sharab chod diya karte the Sher:Dard ki raah hai,har taraf hai andhere koi raasta bhi nahin*Jahan se nikle the hum subah,gol chakkar khake phir se pahuche hai wahi Sher:Aaj pata chala wo bhikari tha,jisne coin box phone pe mujhe pataya hai*mandir ke bahar bheek maangkar,wo ek ek rupaye ke coin laya hai Sher:Chahat hai unhe najdik se dekhe,par nazar uthayi na jaati hai*Jab se badha hai number chashme ka,dilruba mein uski maa nazar aati hai Sher:Ab tu hamara to nahi,parwane ko shama bin guzara to nahi*jurm-e-ishq me police legayi thane,shukra hai tere baap ne jaanse mara to nahi Sher:Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka:Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,mar dalegi kya*dil dena hai to de,rakh ke achaar dalegi kya Sher:Hum nibhayenge ye rishta marte dum tak,hasayenge tumko khushi se gam tak*Wada hai mera dost tujhse,ye jhoot bolenge aakhri janam tak Sher:Dilko aadat ho gayi hai chot khaneki,bhigi palkon sang muskuraneki*itni pi li hai teri yaad mein,ki raah bhool gaye hai ghar jaane ki Sher:Pehle shubh-laabh aur welcome jaise,shabdon se sajta tha logon ka makaan*Aur aajkal board lage hote hai,rahe hamare kutte se saavdhan Sher:Wo rishta kya jisko nibhana pade,wo pyar kya jisko jatana pade*Sant ho chahe ho mahatma koi, wo shohar hi kya jo biwi se na lade Sher:unhone apna banaya hi nahi,jhoota hi sahi pyar dikhaya hi nahi*galatiya hum apni maan jaate,bas maarne lage hume kasoor bataya hi nahi Sher:Haath mein jaam tha mere,nashe mein maine kisi ko peeta tha*Jail mein hosh aaya toh pata chala,wo police afsar ka beta tha Sher:Un chudiyon ki khanak se laga,tu sab ko chod kar mujhse milne aayi thi*Darwaza khola to pata chala,wo tu nahi meri kaamwaali bai thi Sher:Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,tere har baat ka aitbaar karenge*maut bhi agar khadi ho darwaaze pe,tera SMS aaye bina hum na marenge Sher:Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamare hosh uda diye*Hum hosh me aane hi wale the ki aap fir se muskura diye! Sher:Mere rukh par aahista se,tere reshmi baal jab ude the*Aaj sar khujate huye pata chala,unme kitne juye pade the Sher:Uske jaane ke baad chup chap rehna accha lagta hai*itna dard mila hai ishq mein,ki ab har devdas apna baccha lagta hai Sher:Din to gujaar lete hai,lekin raatein dhalti nahi*Kya kare hamare yahan macchar bahut hai,par unhe bhaganewaali aagarbatti milti nahi Sher:Tere ek ishare par hum,saare jamaane se lade hai*aur tu patthar dil keh rahi hai,aap umar mein humse bahut bade hai Sher:Zamana kitna kharab hogaya hai,har sawal ka ulta jawab hogaya hai*na call na SMS ka jawab,har shaitaan mobile rakh k nawab hogaya hai Sher:Kitaab ke har panne par main,dilruba teri hi tasveer paata hoon*Isliye padhai karne ke bawajood,har saal fail ho jata hoon Sher:Tujhe impress karne ke liye maine,gulabjaam halwa aur kheer banai*Aur tune apne doston se kaha,ye hai mere gaav ke mashhoor halwaai Sher:Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyar mein,ab to saamne aa jaao*agar yakin nahi aata to sun lo dil ki awaaz,bhow bhow bhow bhow... Sher:Rat main jab koi SMS aata hai, humko sirf aapka khayal aata hai*Kyonki jab sara jahan so jata hai,tab sirf ULLU hi paas mandrata hai Sher:Tujhse pyar mein kiye har waade ko,aaj maine toda hai*Bahut roka dil ne hume magar,tere baap ke haath mein bada hatauda hai Sher:Humne to aapko dekhke pasand kiya,par aapne hume bada tang kiya*ishq tak to sab theek tha,par shaadi karke kis cheez ka badla liya Sher:Ishq mein the pagal to hamne,unki zulfon ke saaye mein rehne ki kasam kha dali*wo itni bewafa nikali ki usne,apni zulfein hi kaat dali Sher:Kisiki hasi ko pyar na samajhna,sharmaane ko ikraar na samajhna*Isi thane mein tum kai baar pite ho,aaj phirse isse beerbar na samajhna Sher:Jalate hai hum dil ko diye ki tarah,tere jeevan mein roshni laane ke liye*aur tu kabse zid kar rahi hai,hotel main khana khane ke liye Sher:Jaaneman roz raat aap mere, sapno mein is kadar aati ho*mere dil ko mouse banakar,apne ungaliyon pe nachati ho Sher:Jinki reshmi zulfon ko dekh kar,dil mein ek armaan bhadka tha*chehera dekhne par pata chala,wo ladki nahi ladka tha Sher:Ishq ki ye kahani hai,tooti kashti thehra pani hai*ek phool kitabon mein dum tod chuka hai,magar yaad nahi aata yeh kiski nishani hai Sher:Waqt ko dhalte dekha hai,pyar bhare dilko jalte dekha hai*jo kehte the tum bin neend nahi aati,us bewafa ko neend mein chalte dekha hai Sher:Aap pe kurban hamari yaari hai,haske mar jaane ki taiyyari hai*aapka naam jara yaad dila dena janaab,hume bhoolne ki bimaari hai Sher:Khuda kare hamari dosti mein ek aisa mukaam aaye*tu chukata rahe kar glass ki keemat,jab jab mere haath mein sharab ka jaam aaye Sher:Tumhari yaadon ka hamesha backup liya karate the*kaheen bhool na jaaon tumhara naam,tabhi to tumhare naam ka password diya karate the Sher:Aapse rishta banakar nibhayenge,har dukh mein aapko hasayenge*aapki jayadaad paane ke liye,hum kisi bhi had tak jayange Sher:Jaan-e-man jaan-e-jahan jaan-e-ada teri yaad mein ye aankhen nam hai*Ise mera aakhri SMS samajhna kyunki mobile mein balance kum hai Sher:Mere angane mein tumhara kya kaam hai, jara ye baat to batao?*Chalo ab aaye hi ho toh, jhaadu maar ke jaao Sher:Jahan ki gurbat me sukun na ayega,gam-e-tohin se kubul na ayega*maklul ki fitrat hai saari,dimag fat jaye par ye sher samajh na ayega Sher:Din to dhal gaya hai jaanam,raat bhi guzar jaayegi*kambal lene chat pe gayi thi joru,lagta hai agle janam mein hi waapas aayegi Sher:Bahut mushkil lagta hai,ab to apna mel priye*tum MA 1st class ho,main thehera matric fail priye Sher:Apne gamo ki numaish na kar,yu naseeb ki aazmaish na kar*kasai ki ladki ko chedne waale ashiq,yu jawani mein marne ki khwaish na kar Sher:Gum ho gayi make up mein,asli khoobsurati ki pehchan*bahar se lagti tajmahal,makeup utaro to poora kabristaan Sher:Kal sapne mein aapko phone karke,hum pyar ki baatein kar rahe the*aapne to phone kaat diya, hum customer care waalon se lad rahe the Sher:Khuda kare mere yaar muskuratein rahe,yu hi kudiya phasate rahe*koi ladki na phasi to kya hua,customer care se hi kaam chalate rahe Sher:Tu aaye tera pyar mile isliye,kya batau maine kitna intezaar kiya*aur intezaar karte karte na jaane,kitni aur ladkiyon se pyar kiya Sher:Shayar apni shayari ke lafz,bade soch samajh ke chunte hai*par maan gaye unn logon ki himmat ko,jo ghanto baith ke ye shayari sunte hai Sher:Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,gum ko yu piya nahi karte*Kuch Nawab dost hain hamare,jinko pareshan na karo to yaad kiya nahi karte Sher:Ilu Ilu pyaar ka song hai,raastaa ye tough aur long hai*socha use suna du dil ki baat,check kiya to pata chala uska number hi wrong hai Sher:Teri zulfon ko chuu kar aaj hume,jaaneman ye ehsaas hua hai*jaise humne kisi kaatedaar jhaadi ko,galati se chuaa hai Sher:Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo*roz mere SMS padh ke sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo Sher:Ae mere dost tu chain ki neend so ja,khuda kare tujhko acche sapne aaye*Tu khoya ho sapno mein aur,teri mehbooba mujhe phone lagaye Sher:Aaj ek arse baad humne,dil ki baat kisi se kahi hai*aaj bol paaye hum jee bhar ke,kyunki hamari biwi maike gayi hai Sher:Aap khubsurat hain itne, ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai*isi liye shayad aapke papa ka kaam,har ladke ko darana hai Sher:Na karna ladkiyon pe aitbaar ae dost,ye bahut kharcha karati hai*recharge tum karwa ke dete ho,aur ye phone mujhe lagati hai Sher:Tum heere jaise tashtari ho jaanam,main aluminium ka thaal hoon*tum spicy chicken biryani ho,main kankad waali daal hoon Sher:Na moh na maya hai,aalas tumhi ko aaya hai*Humein bhi SMS kar ke dekh lo,company ne mobile sirf tumhari dilruba ke liye nahi banaya hai Sher:Shaadi ke baad sharab chod dunga,shaadi ke baad cigarette chod dunga*Phir bhi tum khush na huyi dilruba,toh ek din tumhe hi chod dunga Sher:Goggles pehen ke aayi thi wo,badi mushkil se use humne pataya*pata chala aankhon se bhengi hai wo,jab goggle uska humne hataya Sher:Har hasi mein ikraar nahi hota,har dost wafadar nahi hota*ye to main hoon jo pyar baatta phirta hu,warna har koi itna dildaar nahi hota Sher:Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,tujhe chaha toh anarkali yaad aa gayi*pyar main itne nakhre uthaye,ki mujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi Sher:Dil toote huye ashikon ki,jagah kaha is zamane main hai*aadhe pade hai maikhano mein,aadhe police thaane mein hai Sher:Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabbat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa ke naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur iss sab ka bill, dost tere naam Sher:Janaab aapka shayari padhna bhi,wah kya khoob hai*padhte ho mehmood jahan, likha hua mehboob hai Sher:Ae sharabi tu peeta jaa,teri sharab mein dard bada hai*raat ko maikhane mein hi so jaana,kyunki bahar police ka hawaldaar khada hai Sher:Hum rishte nibhana jaante hai,har zakhm pe marham lagana jaante hai*Hume bhoolne ki koshish na karna,hum gala dabana bhi jaante hai Sher:Jab hota hai ae jaalim tera deedar,ye pagal dil dhadakta hai baar baar*Aadat se majboor ho tum,kya pata kab uthke maang lo paise udhaar Sher:Bhula nahi pate us ek baat ko,hamnehi to bida kiya barat ko*Bahut socha uska haath thame,par aadat thi usse neend mein chalne ki raatko Sher:Aapki baddua bhi dua banke lagi,aapke har gum ne bhi sukoon diya*aapse bichadne ke baad kya bataye,humne iss saal kitna saving kiya Sher:Ae jaanam teri muskuraahat ne,saare jahan ko hila diya*Barso baad jaage coma ke mareez ko,aaj dara kar hamesha ke liye sula diya Sher:Chahat ki aag mein tadap kar,uske intezaar mein hum ro rahe hai*Aur dekho us zalim mehboob ko,jo rajai oodh kar so rahe hai Sher:Shaadi ke baad har biwi ki,ghar mein jyada chalti hai*chahe kitni bhi koshish kare chup rehne ki,par pati par hi bhadaas nikalti hai Sher:Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful*Aur jab chale jaate ho aaine se durr,to wo kehta hai Aprilfool Sher:Aaj bhi yaad hai wo din,jab hum apni joru se roothe the*Pehli baar oonchi ki thi awaaz,aur ek punch mein hamare daant toote the Sher:Na pyar na ishq na deewangi ki,ab mujhe jarurat hai*aisi biwi ke hote huye ab,aankh bhi uthane ki na jurrat hai Sher:Shaadi se pehle kehta tha,tum mere sapno ko sachai ka roop de rahi ho*Par shaadi ke baad lafz nikalte hai,kis janam ka badla le rahi ho Sher:Jitne paise dukhi Devdas,sharab peene me gawata*Utne paison mein toh doston,uska toota hua heart bhi replace ho jata Sher:Bina dard ke aansu bahaye nahi jaate,bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jaate*bahut hua nari uddhar,ab ishq mein jhapad khaaye nahi jaate Sher:Kya sunaye raaz-e-dil,dard bhi badhta hai haal-e-dil sunane se*kal hi pata chala jisse dil lagaya,wo bhaag ke aaya tha paagalkhane se Sher:Hum ishq karte rahe,ladkiyan dhoka deti rahi*Isi bahane dard bhari,shayari likhne ki practise hoti rahi Sher:Jaise dhoop ko cheer kar aati,ek thandi hawa ka jhonka ho tum*Jo mujhe life mein kabhi mil nahi sakta,aisa ek useless mauka ho tum Sher:Hawaon ka rukh hum mod nahi sakte,dosti ke dhage tod nahi sakte*Aapne liya hai humse itna udhaar,ki chaha kar bhi aapko chod nahi sakte Sher:Kal jisse mujhe mohabbat thi,aaj uska khayal bhi darata hai*Bhool nahi paate us sadme ko,jab har mahine credit card ka bill aata hai Sher:Tujhpe mera dil aa jaaye,aisi tujhme koi baat nahi*isiliye teri zindagi ko jannat banane ki,jaaneman meri aukaat nahi Sher:Socha aaj khud ko bech kar,tere liye saari khushiyan khareed laau*Par aaj bhangar waalon ki strike hai,apne aap ko bechne bol kaha jaau Sher:Hum tujhe bhool chuke hai,na jaane kyu log teri yaad dilane aate hai*kabhi tune khareede kapdo ka,toh kabhi gehno ka bill laate hai Sher:Har shohar ki tarah Shahjahan ne bhi,pyar ka farz nibhaya hai*Biwi ke jaane ki khusi mein,ek aalishaan taj mahal banwaya hai Sher:Aasmaan ke chand ho aap mere liye,aaphi se to roshan meri raatein hai*mehbooba se yahi baat kehkar,hum roz ghar ki bijli bachate hai Sher:Kaun kambakhat kehta hai,ki sharab buri bala hai*isi sharab ke sahare toh,devdas wala har cinema chala hai. Sher:Aap ki yaad mein dil ki kalam,ye hassen paigaam likhti hai*Har khoobsurat ladki mein aajkal,hume aapki shakal dikhti hai Sher:Pyar vyar theek hai,itne emotional kyun ho rahe ho*maine toh mazaak mein bola shaadi karungi aapse,yu phoot phoot ke kyun ro rahe ho? Sher:Aankho mein samaane ki tamanna hai,tera har dard mitane ki tamanna hai*Par pehle tujhse shaadi karke,teri jayadad paane ki tamanna hai Sher:Unke haseen reshmi baalon ko dekh kar,dil mein ek armaan bhadka tha*kuch na bol paaye jab pata chala,wo ladki nahi ladka tha Sher:Har raaste ka mukaam nahi hota,har rishte ka naam nahi hota*khoja hai aapko dil ki roshni se,waise aliens ko pakadna aasaan nahi hota Sher:Jo ashiq apne dil mein,mohabbat ke toofan rakhte hai*unhe kabhi seriously met lena,wo toh bas yu hi bakte hai Sher:Ek arse baad humko,ishq karne ki fursat mili thi*aur hamari berehem mehbooba tab,shaadi karne par tuli thi Sher:Usne humse pyar se poocha,ye kaisa dard hai aakhon mein jara batao*maine kaha jaroor bataunga,pehle mere pair par se apna pair to hatao Sher:Yu akele chod kar jaana hi tha,toh itne sapne dikhaye hi kyu*mohalle ki ladkiyon se hume durr karke,hamare itne kareeb aaye hi kyun Sher:Ghabrahat thartharahat hai,shayad ye pehle pyar ka dar hai*Pyar vyar kuch nahi mere dost,ye kal raat ke kabaab ka asar hai Sher:Wo jhuki nazaren kabhi na uthti thi,kya madmast uski jawani thi*shaadi hone ke baad pata laga,ki meri dilruba ek aankh se kaani thi Sher:Kisine hume ashiq kaha,kisine hume deewana kaha*Hadd toh tab ho gayi thi yaaron,jab kisine jeeta jaagta pagalkhana kaha Sher:Kabhi pipe pe chadhna pade,kabhi koodna padta hai khidki se*Har majnu ko ishq ke drame mein,pitna padta hai ladki se Sher:Aankhon mein teri tasveer hai,honton pe tera naam hai*kyun na ho aakhir tujhe pakadnewaale ko,milna das hazaar ka inaam hai Sher:Dil ki mehfil sawara kijiye,sabke saath waqt guzara kijiye*raat ko sone se pehle toh kum se kum,chehere ka ye makeup utara kijiye Sher:Hum apne doston ko,yaad na karne ki buri saza dete hai*Ab jooton se maarna chod diya hai,bas apne moze sungha dete hai Sher:Humne yu hi ungaliya pheri,teri tasveer ban gayi registan ki ret*bahut chuna laga pyar mein,par ab kya karu jab chidiyan chug gayi khet Sher:Kis dil se wafa mangu,kis pal se unse milne ka naseeb mangu*bandar lagta hai ashiq mera,kis madari se use lubhane ki tarkeeb mangu Sher:Ishq ke liye himmat saath rakho,pyar ke liye kismat saath rakho*Wah kya hasi hai teri,gar yuhi muskurana hai to toothbrush saath rakho Sher:Ye qamayat kyun hoti hai,khud se shikayat kyun hoti hai*kya pehle hi life mein kharchon ki kami hai,jo gareebon ko mohabbat yu hoti hai Sher:Tanhaai mein aapki yaad aati hai,hoton par ek fariyaad aati hai*Khuda raees banaye aapke shohar ko,wo nahi jaante aap kitna khaati hai Sher:Ye kis tarah aap mujhe yaad aa rahe ho,yu dekh kar muskura rahe ho*tujhe yaad karu to lagta hai,saamne khade hoke seeng hila rahe ho Sher:dil mein rehnewale juda nahi hote,saare karz ada nahi hote*kaise na kare ladkiyon ka peecha,aakhir ashiq bhi ladke hai khuda nahi hote Sher:Palken giri palken uthi,sab nazaron ka khel hai*Inhi nazaron ke chakker mein toh,pappu har saal hota fail hai Sher:Yaad hai kitna dar gaya tha doctor,jisne tera brain scan kara tha*khoon paani kuch na mila,poore brain mein bas bhoosa hi bhara tha Sher:Tujhe banane ke baad khuda ne,tujhsa koi banaya hi nahi*itna weird idea phir kabhi,uske dimaag mein aaya hi nahi. Sher:Main dil ki baat jata na paaya,apna wada nibha na paya*tere saanson ki badbu itne buri thi,ki chahate huye bhi tere paas aa na paaya Sher:Tujh bin tadap ke mar jayange,aur naam tera lagayenge*Rishwat deke tujhe upar bulayenge,phir jannat mein baith kar dono chips khayenge Sher:zindagi khushi dekar jaayegi,kaali raat ke baad subah aayegi*himmat na haarna dost,mardowaali fairness cream tumhe jaroor gora banayegi Sher:Kaash samajhte wo is dil ki tadap ko,to yu hume ruswa na kiya hota*1 hafte se kar rahe hai SMS unhe,kanjoos ne 1 ka to jawab diya hota Sher:Sapna nahi hakikat ho tum,mere pyar ki jarurat ho tum*Aa jaao paas chalo kar le shaadi,waise bhi apne gharwaalon ke liye musibat ho tum Sher:Tera naam lekar chalte rahenge,teri yaad mein jalte rahenge*Jab tak tu nahi aata,ye tragic dialogue sabko bolte rahenge Sher:Hum doston par yakeen karte hai,unke liye jete-marte hai*mobile bill ke paise bhi ab unhi se lenge,jo SMS ka reply maangte phirte hai Sher:Ladko ko kya chahiye,1 ladki jo pyar de,1 jo khana banaye,1 jo paise kamaye*aur chahiye aise kismat,ki teeno aapas mein na mil paaye Sher:Morden majnu ne laila se poocha,jaaneman kya tum mere paas aaoge*Laila ne jawaab diya,koi aakhri khwaish hai ya seedhe jahannum jaaoge Sher:Uske chere ki khoobsurati hamesha rahe kaayam ya rabba*kabhi khatam na hone dena,mere dost ke fairness cream ka dabba Sher:Naari ke chakkar mein bhoolna na yari,jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari*Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari Sher:Dilruba meri pehle nigahon se aur phir botalon se pilati thi*Pi kar jab beshosh ho jaate ashiq,toh unka samaan uthakar bhaag jaati thi Sher:Ishq-e-hisaab kar raha tha,dost ki taqdeer se dar raha tha*jis ladki ne mera sara paisa phoonk diya,mera dost uski maang bhar raha tha Sher:Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,uth kar saamne aate kyo nahi, SMS bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke nahate kyo nahi. Sher:Ishq ki galiyon mein aaj bhi jaaneman,hum teri raah dekh rahe hai*aur log mujh ashiq ko bhikari samajhkar,chutte paise phek rahe hai Sher:Maine poocha kaise ho,badle ho ya waise ho*kya aaj bhi mohabbat unhi se karte ho,jinki jeb mein dher saare paise ho Sher:Gundo ki maang hai 5laakh do,nahi to teri biwi ko petrol se jalayenge*doston mere saath chalo,hum bhi thoda petrol donate kar aayenge Sher:Kasoor tera hai na mera,pyar ki yaha chalti hi nahi*Chahe kitna bhi ghoome laila majnu,sheher mein ishq karneko jagah milti hi nahi Sher:Apke chehere pe udaasi,aankhon main nami hai*accha namak istemaal karo,aapke shareer mein iodene ki kami hai Sher:Apni dosti ek misaal hai,dekha tujhe to socha wah kya maal hai*tujhe paane ko bichaya jaal hai,par kya kare college ka aakhri saal hai Sher:Jabse tujhse dosti ki hai,kuch yu hua hai mere dil ka haal*Kitni bhi chahe ab koshish karu,nahi jaata dil se teri mehbooba ka khayal Sher:Mohabbat ka sila kuch nahi,gum ke siva mila kuch nahi*mehboob se ho gayi shaadi meri,ab lagta hai ishq se buri bala kuch nahi Sher:Apni zindagi mein to bas ab hai jaam,apni subah shuru hoti jab hoti hai sham*khush mat ho ae dost,main karta hu beerbar mein kaam Sher:Rishton ki ye duniya nirali,in rishton bina jeewan khali*Naye rishton se ek aas sajali,dilruba ke saath uski behen bhi patali Sher:Uss pyar karne waale Shahjahan ne, duniya ko ye sochne par majbur kiya*ki Taj banane ke liye usne, itna loan kis bank se liya Sher:Batoon mein jiski rawani nahi hai,use kabhi jillat uthani nahi hai*ye jo tu chehere par dekh raha hai,wo powder hai,jawani nahi hai Sher:Kabhi gamo se teri mulakaat na ho,udaas ho aise koi baat na ho*khuda tujhe hamesha chane deta rahe,bhale tere mooh mein daat ho na ho Sher:Dekh raha hoon raasta kabse,koi ladki paas aati hi nahi*Har dawa lagakar dekh li yaron,par ye kambakth khujali jaati hi nahi Sher:Jaaneman teri yaad mein, main raat bhar peeta raha*Phephade phat kar bahaar aa gaye,phir unhe din bhar seeta raha Sher:Sapno ki tarha aakar chali gayi,apno ko bhula kar chali gayi*kis bhool ki saja di mujhe,sar se pair tak karze mein dubakar chali gayi Sher:Ishq nakaam na hone denge,dil ka ye anjaam na hone denge*thamenge haath teri har mehbooba ka,kisi bhi ladki ko badnaam na hone denge Sher:Ae bande kyun tu baar baar,mohabbat ke liye ro raha hai*Teri rotali surat dekhkar, ab toh khuda bhi bore ho raha hai Sher:Hume doston ne chuna lagaya,saare fasaad ki jad wahi the*Wo Shahjahan Taj isliye bana paya,kyunki uske aap jaise lalchi dost nahi the Sher:Naye jamane ka shayar,ishq mein ye kalaam likhta hai*Ki ab toh khadus boss ke chehere mein bhi usko apne dilbar ka chehera dikhta hai SHER:Aankhon mein kuch nami thi, mujh hi mein shayad kuch kami thi*Jisse saari raat phone par baat ki,wo mehbooba nahi uski mummy thi SHER:Fizaon mein,hawaon mein, mausam-e-baharo mein tera chehera dikh jata hai*sach hi suna tha yaro,buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota hai SHER:Jab bhi koi kareeb aaya hai,bas wahi humne dhoka khaya hai*jab bhi un lambi julfon se dil lagaya hai,mudne pe hamesha ladka hi paya hai SHER: Dil karta hai jaaneman, aaj phir tere paas aau*Kal toh tune zalim joote se peeta tha, aaj teri haseen sandal se maar khaau. SHER:Saas bahu ke badle ki aag mein,bechare pati aur bete jalte hai*tabhi toh hamare saas bahu serial,karodo ki TRP pe chalte hai SHER: Paas waale ghar ki khidki se,jo mohotarama kood kood ke jhanke hai,sach kehta hoon doston uski,chamgadad si aankhen hai SHER:Pyar se bhara dil, ishq-e-noor se saja mere dilbar ka chehera hai*shaadi bhi main kar leti usi se,par kambakth wo ek kaan se behra hai SHER: Zindagi ki raahon mein jab bhi koi mod aayega,tujhe alvida kehkar ye ashiq,kisi aur ka ghar basaane chala jaayega. SHER:Laakhon nazare jhuki huyi hai, mere yaar ke intezar mein*kahi conjunctivitis na phail jaaye, aaj ashiqon ke darbaar mein. SHER:Tera dhyan paane ke liye maine, is kadar bike ka horn bajaya tha* Ki teri gali ka har kutta, meri taraf kheencha chala aaya tha. SHER: Sharifon mein koi chor nahi hota,naachne wala har panchi mor nahi hota*Humse jo kar le 1 baar dosti,wo umar bhar phir bore nahi hota SHER:Soch badlo sitare badal jayenge,nazar badlo nazare badal jayenge*1baar sunghao dilruba ko moze,tumse shaadi karneke irade badal jayenge SHER:Hazaron ke dilon ko cheer kar,wo mere dil ko ishq se halaal karne aayi thi* shayad wo ladki pichle janam mein,kahi ki famous kasai thi SHER: Ye baadal ye bijli aapke liye hai,ye mausam ye hawa aapke liye hai*6 mahine beet gaye nahaye hue,ye bewaqt ki baarish aapke liye hai SHER: Aankhon mein sacchai,baaton mein gehraai hai.Jaane kaha se ye sanskar laayi hai*badi duaon ke baad mujhe,mili ye kaam waali baai hai SHER:khushi se vajan badhta hain,dukhi rehne ka formula bada hit hai*tabhi to saare devdas dekho,kitne slim trim aur fit hain. SHER:Hai dil main tamanna ye baki abhi,ke humpe kabhi wo karange karam*Intezaar uss din ka hai,jab shohar ko peetne pe unhe aayegi sharam. SHER: Main use chahu,wo chahe kisi aur ko,jise wo chahe uska dil kisi aur pe aaya hai*Ye ishq hai ya kisine,saap seedhi ka khel banaya hai SHER:Ishq ne mujhko nikamma kiya,hara ped tha,sukha khamba Kiya*achchi khaasi kat rahi thi zindagi meri,iss pyar ne mera har bill lamba kiya SHER: Kal mere ashiq ka,naam chapa tha akhbaar mein*khabar thi ek naujawan,kangaal ho gaya ladki ke pyar mein. SHER: Unko dil mein basa rakha hai,yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai*jaane kab aa jaaye wo milne,isliye gali ke sab kutton ko bhaga rakha hai SHER:Beh na saki wo ashkon ki dhara, jo aakhon se behni thi*chahate the uske pallu pakad ke roye, par kambakth ne us din jeans pehni thi. SHER:Raat ke pehlu mein sitare hai,rookhi ankhon mein nazare hai*hum jaante hai aap padhai mein vyast hai,tabhi to hum ab tak kuware hai SHER: Ae dil chal kahi aur chale,humne yaadon se apni jholi bhar li hai*is mohalle ke har ek ghar mein,nacheez ne chori kar li hai SHER:Zamana gardish mein jhoomta hai,nashe nigahon ko aa rahe hain,wo haath hardam zinda rahe doston,jo mujhko free ki daaru pila rahe hain SHER: Yaron ye kambakth din guzarata nahi,ye kaali raat ab katti nahi*Bahut koshish kar li maine,mohalle ki koi bhi ladki patti nahi. SHER:Aaj phir se Shahjahan ne banaye huye,Taj Mahal ki yaad aayi hai*Mumtaj nahi rahi,Taj bhi ban gaya,bande ne kya kismat paayi hai SHER:Bikta hai gam ishq ke bazaar mein,lakho dard chipe hai inkar mein*Ho jaao agar zamane se dukhi toh,swagat hai aapka Devdas beerbar mein SHER: Sirf muskuraati rehti hai,aaj tak wo ladki ek lafz tak nahi boli hai*Dil mein aake baithi hai aise,jaise bhade pe li koi kholi hai SHER: Shaadi mat karna ae dost,shaadi bahut badi galati hai*joru to jeena mushkil kar hi deti hai,muft mein khadoos saas bhi milti hai SHER:Doston wo ladaai hi kya jis mein badi badi gaaliyan na ho*aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan khoobsurat saaliyan na ho. SHER: Umar kat jaati hai ashiq ki,mehboob ka dil behlaane mein*aur aakhirkaar uska ant hota hai,grahasti, beer bar ya pagal khaane mein SHER: Teri mohabbat mein dil ke saare,purze dheele ho gaye*badkismati toh dekh meri,tere haath kahi aur peele ho gaye SHER:Kahi andhera to kahi shaam hogi,har kushi tere nam hogi*Kuch maang ke to dekh humse,karz mein doobi saari property tere naam hogi SHER:Har raste ka mukam nahi hota,dil ke rishto ka naam nahi hota*khoja hai aapko torch ki roshni se,aapsa namoona kabhi aam nahi hota SHER:Aasuo ko kabhi ubharne na diya,mitti ke moti ko bikharne na diya*Ishq mein tere kutte ko tak sambhala,beemar tha phir bhi marne na diya SHER: Dil diya ishq ki nishani samajhke,woh kha gaya biryani samajhke*maine khat mein likha haal-e-dil,wo padhne laga filmi kahani samajhke SHER:Aati thi wo chhat par,jab bhi shaam dhalti thi*Aaj pata chala wo mohabbat nahi hai,pados ki ladki neend mein chalti thi SHER:Hum unhe paane ke liye,saare jamane se lade the*aur phir teen mahine tak,chupchap aspataal ki khatiya pe pade the. SHER: Wo choome ek baar to neend nahi aati hai,unki awaaz raat bhar satati hai*isliye kehte hai risk na uthao,coil jalao aur macchar bhagao SHER:Aankho mein teri tasveer hai, jubaa par tera naam hai*jaldi impress ho ja jaaneman,mere paas aur bhi bahut se kaam hai SHER: Saccha pyar nahi hota,koi wafadaar nahi hota*agar pehle samajh jata ye baat,to aaj ye engineer majnu, is tarah chaukidaar nahi hota. SHER:Yaha kai yaar milte hai,kuch bure kuch dildar milte hai*kuch bante hai doctor life mein,aur kuch hum jaise darzi banke salwar silte hai SHER:Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote*ye to ishq mein bakwas karni padti hai,warna ab tak chain se so gaye hote SHER:Ishq mein gum, bechaini, dard aur sadiyon ka intezaar hai*ishq ke naam par majnuon pe hota,ye kitna bada atyachaar hai. SHER:Ishq mein wafaein badal jaati hai,dilbarki adayein badal jaati hai*sambhalo apni dilruba ko,meri 1 muskaan se premikaen badal jaati hai SHER: Daaru pikar teri mohabbat mein hua, main awara pagal deewana*hosh jahan aaya wo tha, kutto ka dawakhana. SHER:Kaash ishq ki koi dukaan hoti,hume bhi uski pehchan hoti*toh aaj mohalle ki har ladki,iss aashiq ki jaan hoti. SHER: Kisi ne DIL badal liya,kisi ne dhadkan badal li*Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi tha badalne ko,to aapne Mandir me jaakar chappal badal li? SHER: Seene mein dil,dil mein dard,dard mein khayal,khayal mein khwaab*khwaab mein tasvir,tasvir mein aap.Itna darawna Khwaab? Baap Re Baap SHER:Mohabbat na kare jahanpanah,ishq se umar badhti hai*aur jo mohatarama aaj pyari lage,zindagi bhar wo hi biwi banke ladti hai SHER: Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi,shaadi ko 3saal hi huye the,hume 4bacchon ka abba bana gayi SHER:Aap haseeno ka deedar nahi karte,kya aap unse pyar nahi karte*ya darte hai kharcha bekabu na ho jaye,ishq par bhi tax laagu na ho jaye SHER: Aasmaan waale teri duniya se jee ghabara gaya*aise pada ladki ka chata,ki aankh ke saamne ghana andhera sa cha gaya SHER:Jhad gaye baal, badali chaal, budhape ki aahat ka sadma gehra hai*tabhi toh har beauty parlour ke bahar,auraton ka ek jhund thehera hai SHER:Pyar kiya nahi jata ho jata hai,mehfil main dil kho jaata hai*dosti ke naate hum jage hai,warna aapki shayari sunkar aadmi so jaata hai SHER: Kuch apni kaho,kuch meri suno,kya dil lagana bhool gaye*shaadi kya ek din huyi aapki,aap toh gubbare ki tarah phool gaye SHER: Na Sacchai badi hai,na Khuddari badi hai,na Bhalai badi hai,na Imandari badi hai*Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes khadi hai. SHER:Ishq ke samandar mein maine,jam ke gota lagaya tha*is kadar kharchon mein dubaya mehbooba ne,ki katora lekar hi bahar aaya tha SHER: Shayari likhne mein beet gayi zindagi,par mohabbat ka phool khila nahi*ek baar sunaya humne sher jise,wo zindagi mein dubara mila nahi SHER:Aap ke haath mein mobile hai,chehre pe khoob smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi file hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kaun sa style hai? SHER:Tasveer teri dil behla na sakegi,ye teri tarah sharma na sakegi*chahe jitni gaaliyan du tasveer ko,mujhe maarne tu bahar aa na sakegi SHER: Doston aaj se maine,accha aadmi banane ki kasam khaai hai*ye koi chamatkaar nahi hai,biwi aaj maike se laut ke aayi hai SHER:Saare jahan mein,tere mere ishq ke bade charche hai*Har ashiq ke maa baap kehte hai bacchon se,dekh mohabbat mein kitne kharche hai SHER: Zindagi tune mohabbat mein diya kuch bhi nahi*maikhane tak toh pahuch gaya main,par piya kuch bhi nahi SHER: Chand suraj laakhon taare,sab tere naam maine kiye hai*jeb se atthani kharch kiye bina,dekh tujhe kitne haseen tohfe diye hai SHER:Hum unke kareeb jaake unhe paa na sake is bat ka gam hai*ek chand hamara oonchai par hai aur ek hamari height bhi kam hai. SHER: Teri baaton mein ek nasha hai,jo sune wo kho jaaye*kuch kehne ke liye jab tere lab khule,accha khasa aadmi badboo se behosh ho jaaye SHER:Devdas ki saari umar beet gayi,kambakth ek paaro ko paane mein*itne mein toh poora girls college pat jaata,aaj ke modern jamane mein SHER:Mohabbat mein dil-o-jaan lutana,zamane ka dastoor hai*ishq mein jaan dene wala har naujawan,socho kitna bada langoor hai. SHER: Khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare*Insaan ko mohabbat ka bojh dhone wala gadha na kare. SHER: Jo dard tumhare hai,apne bhi wahi gam hai*bathroom jaane ke liye khade hai kabse,aur building ki tanki mein paani kum hai SHER:Na tu us roz chhat per aati, na hi main tera deewana hota*Na tu mujhe patthar maarti, na hi main ek aankh se kana hota SHER:Chand chandani milte hai har raat,hamari takdeer kyun milti nahi*thak gaya hu phone pe baat karke,ab toh battery bhi jyada chalti nahi SHER: Gaur se suno ek shayar ne, badi achchi baat kahi hai*kitna khushnaseeb hai wo shohar,jiski biwi ke haath mein belan nahi hai SHER:Mohabbat ki haseen raahon mein,kai mod aate hai*har mod par theheri haseena ko dekh,hum apni manzil bhool jaate hai SHER: Ae chand chamakna chod de,teri chandani humko satati hai*ped se ulte latke bhoot mein,purani mehbooba nazar aati hai SHER:Dekho khud ko aaine mein,in rookhi aankhon mein na koi nami hai*mujhe toh yakeen hai is baat ka,tumhare shareer mein khoon ki kami hai SHER: Tum itni sunder ho,tumse baharein bhi sharminda hai*kabhi kabristan mat chale jaana,warna murde uth ke kahenge,abhi hum bhi zinda hai. SHER:Meetha sa ehsaas hua hai abhi abhi,mujhe dil tune diya hai abhi abhi*chahata hu tujh mein kho jaau,par joru ne SMS kiya hai abhi abhi SHER:Zebra ne kaha apni joru se,aaj hum ek itihaas banate hai*dono studio jaakar chalo,color photo kheench ke aate hai. SHER: Chandani ne kaha tu pyar kar,shama ne kaha aankhen char kar*Gori ko cheda to boli muskurakar,abhi tu baccha hai thoda aur intezar kar. SHER: Humne pi hai sharab,har gali har maikhane se*abhi abhi stock bhar kar laaye hai,devdas baabu ke taikhaane se. SHER:Subah shaam din raat,muskurakar wo leti thi ashiquon ki jaane*takleef badhne se pehle humne,pahucha diya use paagal khaane SHER: Dil ki kashti doobti si aaj nazar aa rahi hai*kyunki meri mehbooba kisi aur ki naiya aaj paar laga rahi hai. SHER:Ye rishta ajeeb sa lagta hai,durr rehkar bhi tu kareeb sa lagta hai*chahe kitne hi acche kapde pehnau,phir bhi tu gareeb sa lagta hai SHER:Kisne sikhaya tumhe,yun gali gali matakna*ya bachpan se hi kismet mein hai tumhare, dar badar bhatakna. SHER: Zindagi ke har mod par milte hai dost aap jaise*na jaane upar waale ne itne manufacturing defects kiye kaise? SHER: Ishq mein hum tumhe kya bataye,kis tarah chot khaye huye hai*dilruba ne humko peeta hai aur hum,joru ke sataye huye hai SHER:Mohabbat ki baazi ko khelna nahi asaan hai*Jeeto to jannat mile,haaro to kabristaan hai. SHER:Kabhi kushi pilati hai kabhi gum,kabhi Whisky pite hai kabhi Rum*pilati hai kabhi yaaden kabhi tanhaai,aur kat jata hai ashiq ka janam SHER: Mohabbat ka imteha asaan nahi,pyar sirf paane ka naam nahi*bakwaas kiye jaate hai ashiq,jinke paas bacha koi bhi kaam nahi SHER:Maikhane mein mohabbat ke ye kisse,yun bayan hote hai*Ki dil toote ashiq whiskey mein,aansoo ghol ke peete hai. Sher:Har ghar mein pati bechara,jhadu pocha karke kapde dho raha hai*Kuch karo purush bachao samiti waalo,dekho kya atyachaar ho raha hai. Sher:Tum kya jaano kya hai tanhai,humse poocho yar kya hai judaai*Kitna bura lagta hoga us ashiq ko,jise ladki bewajah bana jaati hai bhai Sher:Agar chahate ho hum ishq na kare,to bas is baat ka prabandh karo*Khoobsurat kanyaon ko apne college mein, admission dena band karo. Sher:Chehere pe hasi aati hai,aankhon mein suroor cha jaata hai*Jab bhi is tarah muskuraate ho tum,hume zoo mein dekha bandar yaad aata hai Sher:Ishq mein gulaab ke phool,kabhi khilte hai kabhi murjha jaate hai*Isliye apni har mehbooba ke liye,hum kagaz ke phool utha laate hai Sher:Agar har koi Shahjahan sa ishq kar pata,agar har koi pyar mein dil lagata*To mohalle ki har gali mein dosto,aaj ek Taj Mahal nazar aata Sher:Teri mohabbat ne jeene na diya,tere ishq ne marne na diya*Aisa uljhaya tune apne pyar mein,graduation bhi poora karne na diya. Sher:Kutte ghumaane ke bahane hi sahi,wo ghar se bahar nikalti to hai*Mujhe kutton ka doctor samajhkar, do kadam saath chalti to hai Sher:Fiza mein mehekti shaam ho tum,pyar ka pehla jaam ho tum*Aur kya kahe jaanam tere baare mein,kharche ka doosra naam ho tum Sher:Kaise hataye nazare aapse,kaise kahe ki hum aappe kitna marte hai*Yakeen maano chaukidaar se jyada,aapke ghar ki rakhwali hum karte hai Sher:Tere saath guzare wo ishq ke lamhe,jab bhi yaad aate hai*Sach kehta hoon dar ke maare,mere rongate khade ho jaate hai Sher:Mohabbat samandar ki wo gehraai hai,jisme ashiq doob jaate hai*Par hum un bewakoofon mein se nahi hai,hum to bas mooh dhokar aate hai Sher:Badalon se salaam leta hoon,waqt ke haath thaam leta hoon*Policeki raid tabhi padti hai beerbar mein,jab mein haato mein jaam leta hoon Sher:Jab bhi pyar karne ka khayal aaya,khud ko humne akela hi paaya*Ab to bharosa hai sirf apne kutte par,jisne hamesha saath to nibhaya Sher:Bade dilkash hai ye ishq ke waade,par har mod par hoti pitaai hai*Ek taraf dilruba ka baap hai yaaron, duji taraf tagda bhai hai Sher:Mohabbat ke aage doston,mein apna sar jhuka raha hoon*Saalon pehle mehboob se kiye waade, instalments mein aaj tak chuka raha hoon Sher:Log bilkul sahi kehte hai, sharaab buri bala hai*Par isi buri bala ki wajah se, hamare desh ko har Devdas mila hai Sher:Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,har baat par muskuraana seekh liya*Bas ye do line bolkar,sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya Sher:Tum mujhe bhulakar to dekho,har khushi tumse rooth jaayegi*Har baar shopping karne ke baad,bill bharte waqt meri yaad to jaroor aayegi Sher:Jaane kitni haseenaon ko mere is dil ne behlayaa hai*Tabhi to har ladki se entertainment tax lene ka khayal aaya hai Sher:Vaade pe aitbaar nahi karte,hum zikr-e-ishq sare bazaar nahi karte*Shaadi ke card chapwa diye,aur ab wo kehte hai humse pyar nahi karte Sher:Jyada pareshaan wohi karte hai,jo dil ke sabse kareeb hote hai*Tabhi to aadhe ashiq hote hai pagal,aur bache huye aadhe gareeb hote hai Sher:Aaj suraaj ki kiran kho gayi,sapno ki haseen duniya so gayi*Jise samjha tha hamsfar apna,wo ghar ka samaan churakar faraar ho gayi Sher:Is mehengaai ke daur mein,muft mein milti sirf gaali hai*Sochta hoon aaj hi apply kar du,circus mein joker ki post khaali hai Sher:Chand hasta hai, chandani muskuraati hai*Main din bhar khaana pakata rehta hoon, wo raat bhar baith ke khaati hai Sher:Sahara na le wo choot jata hai,bharosa na kar wo toot jata hai*Kitna bhi bhara ho daulat ka ghada,dilbar ke nakhro se wo phoot jata hai Sher:Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti,aankh mein aanso bhar gaye hote*Accha hua aapne oodha tha ghoonghat,warna saare log bechare dar gaye hote Sher:Zindagi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,apni gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai*Jisne bhi suni shayari meri,ghar jaake wo khub roya hai Sher:Tum gairo ki baat karte ho,humne apno se dhoka khaya hai*Aaj mere bachpan ke dost ne,meri bachpan ki mohabbat ko pataya hai Sher:Chand lamho ki zindagi ko nafraton se jiya nahi karte*Shukra manao dil toda usne,warna aap itne shauk se sharab piya nahi karte Sher:Kaash ke dil ki dukaan hoti,bas hume uski pehchaan hoti*Hum dil dete rehte har khubsurat ladki ko,aur duniya hume dekh ke hairaan hoti Sher:Na honth karte hai ijhaar-e-ishq,na ye aankhen kuch kehti hai*Ek naak baachi hai bas abhi,wo bhi subah shaam bas behti hai Sher:Ae aashiq kya mila tujhe, bol iss kadar dil lagane mein*Abhi kal to maikhaane se nikla tha, aaj pahuch gaya pagalkhaane mein? Sher:Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, rote-rote naina thak jayenge. *Pyar karna hamesha padosi se, roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge! Sher:Manzil paani ho toh himmat saath rakhna,pyar paana ho toh aitbaar saath rakhna*Hamesha muskurana ho toh tooth brush saath rakhna! Sher:Khushi hamara peecha nahi chodti,hume pareshaan karna isi khushi ka kaam hai*Hairan mat hona ae doston, khushi hamri lugaai ka naam hai Sher:Agar duniya mein naari na hoti,to yu mulakaat hamari na hoti*Na tootte dil ashiquon ke,aur kisiko ye ishq ki khatarnaak bimari na hoti Sher:Kuch na kehte huye bhi, sab kuch wo bol gaye*Nayi dilruba ke saamne, puraane saare rishton ki pol khol gaye Sher:Kitne chehere hai duniya mein,magar hume ek hi tera chehera nazar aata hai*Raat bhar khwabon mein aakar,mere kamzor dil ko darata hai Sher:Wo hume dekh kar yu muskuraye,ishq mein hamare bhi kadam dagmagaaye*Dil ki baat kehne hi waale the,tabhi uske bacche mama mama chillaye Sher:Jaane kya ye jamana chahata hai,dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahata hai*Sab kehte hai dil deke to dekho,har koi mujhe phasana chahata hai Sher:Chal mere dost kahi durr,jahan shaam ka suraj dhal raha hai*Aaj socha karwa lu tera checkup, paagalkhaane mein discount chal raha hai Sher:Itne mashhoor hai hum sheher mein,ki sab log hamara hi naam japte hai*Har gali ke har thaane mein,iss nacheez ke photo chapte hai Sher:Ek umra beet gayi hai jaanam,tere ikraar-e-ishq ke intezaar mein*Aur tu ab keh rahi hai mera peecha chodo,kya rakha hai is pyar mein Sher:Ghar ko samajhta hai maikhana, paani aur doodh ko samajhta sharaab hai*Bura na maano is ashiq ka yaaron,iski dimaagi haalat kharaab hai Sher:Dil kho jaaye koi baat nahi,apna mobile mat khone dena*Saalon tak ladkiyon ka peecha karke paaye numbers,galati se bhi gum na hone dena Sher:Shaadi se naa bhaago doston,shaadi karne mein bhi ek alag maza hai*Pichle umar mein ki saari galatiyon ki,shaadi eklauti saza hai Sher:Apna kehkar tune mujhe loota hai,kya batau dil kis kadar toota hai*Jisne karai thi shaadi meri,aaj pata chala wo pandit tak jhoota hai Sher:Kamare mein saath jaana chahate hai,batti bujha ke paas aana chahate hai*Thaam lo ye meri kalai,nayi ghadi ki light dikhana chahate hai Sher:Mushkilon se keh do hume unka dar nahi,humne zindagi mein kai gum sahe hai*Shaadi ko das saal ho gaye phir bhi, himmat se lad rahe hai Sher:Rote huye aaye ho duniya mein,haste huye jaana seekho*Practise ke taur par jeewan mein yaaron,har sunder ladki ko patana seekho Sher:Mil jaate hai hazaro humdard, jeewan ke iss mod par*Lagta hai saare ashiq peekar, pade hai isi ek road par Sher:Haqeeqat samjho ya fasaana, apna samjho ya begaana. *Suno is dil ka afsaana, thand bahut hai teen din aur mat nahaana! Sher:Abhi ishq ki pehchaan baaki hai,roothe huye armaan baaki hai*Jara gaur se dekho hume doston, mehbooba ke nakhoon ke nishaan baaki hai Sher:Patthar aur dil ka ashiqon, bataao kya naata hai*Har Majnu bechara dil dene ke baad hi, jamane se patthar khata hai Sher:Tere nakhre uthane mein,kabhi chori ki kabhi liya hai udhaar*Aur itna karne ke baad tu keh rahi hai,saha nahi jata meri yaadon ka bhar Sher:Meri itne saalon ki mohabbat dekho, kya rang laayi hai*Muskuraate huye mehbooba meri,apne shaadi ka card dene aayi hai Sher:Awaaz mein mithaas, baaton mein kashish, dil mein jazbaat gehere hai*Aapse mohabbat karne waale ashiq, yakeenan goonge ya behere hai Sher:Is akelepan ka mazaak na udao doston, jaane phir kab mulakaat hogi*Mere bhi acche din aayenge,ek din teri dilruba mere saath hogi Sher:Maut aane tak jee leta hoon,zakhm apne si leta hoon*Kabhi to ishq mein dhoka khana hi hai, isi bahane aaj hi sharaab pi leta hoon Sher:Jis din jis waqt jahan bhi hamari, joru humse roothi hai*Us din us waqt wahi par hamari, koi na koi haddi tooti hai Sher:Zindagi ki asli udaan baaki hai,har ek imtihaan baaki hai*Abhi to mujhse gharwaale huye hai pareshaan,abhi poora hindustan baaki hai Sher:Teri aankhon mein nami si chai hai,ye meri judai ki gawahi hai*Itna mat yaad kar mujhko,hichki le le kar ab jaan pe ban ayi hai. Sher:Kyon dil ko talaash hoti hai,kyon har waqt ek aas hoti hai*Biwi ke waise hi kya kum nakhre hai,jo uske saath muft mein ek saas hoti hai Sher:Bahut huyi sher-o-shayari,isme koi dum nahi*Tumhari pakau shayari se,patne waale hum nahi Sher:Kisi pe aitbaar ho jata hai,ajnabi shaks yar ho jata hai*Ye filmon ka hi nateeja hai yaron,khane ke laale hai par pyar ho jata hai Sher:Ishq mein bechare aashiq jaane,kitne paapad belte hai*Aur kambakth mehboob dil ko kabhi hockey,to kabhi cricket samajh ke khelte hai Sher:Jab bhi tumhe dekhti hoon,chehere pe ek suroor cha jaata hai*Gum ho jaati hu bachpan ki yaad mein,mujhe mera pehla kutta yaad aata hai Sher:Aaj hadd se guzar jaao,mere ishq ki aarzoo mein bikhar jaao*Jo nahi kar paaogi duniya ka saamna,to chupchap utho aur apne ghar jaao Sher:Dil jeete wo jigar hamare bhi paas hai,kaatilana nazar hamare bhi paas hai*Phir kyun ae priyatame aapka,kisi aur ke dil mein niwaas hai Sher:Ae janam is ashiq ke hawale,apna ye pyar bhara dil kar de*Warna de de peene ki ijazat,aur mere maikhane ka bill bhar de Sher:Kal hi tumne kaha tha jaaneman, ye mohabbat aur zindagi tumhari hai*Aur aaj uthkar kehti ho, mujhe bhoolne ki bimaari hai? Sher:Tere ishq ne kiye aise sitam, na hathiyaar se maara, na use kiya bomb*Ab toh bas yeh chahat hai sanam, mujhse pehle nikle tera dum. Sher:Sabko pasand ho aap,aapki jhalak ke liye jhagde ho jaate hai*Pyar hai itna aapse ki,zoo mein ticket khareedke log aapko dekhne aate hai Sher:Padosi se mohabbat karna,doston bahut bada paap hai*Khaaskar tab jab aapka padosi, aapki mehbooba ka baap hai Sher:Apni shayari mein itna gehera ye dard,bolo kaha se laate ho*Bachpan se hi rotale ho,ya kisi aur ki shayari churaate ho Sher:Teri dosti nibhane mein dekh,kya hua hai mera haal*Teri gairmaujudgi mein aksar mujhe,rakhna padta hai teri har dilruba ka khayaal Sher:Tera dil maangte maangte,hum roz teri gali mein chalte hai*Humse to accha sadak ka bhikari hai,use kum se kum kuch paise to milte hai Sher:Dil mein pyar aaj bhi baaki hai,wo intezaar aaj bhi baaki hai*Is chasme se kuch saaf dikhta nahi,isiliye unka deedar aaj bhi baaki hai Sher:Haaton mein mohabbat ka jaam hai,hoton par mehbooba ka naam hai*Bas yahi hoti hai zindagi ashiquon ki,in nitthallo ko aur kya kaam hai Sher:Jo khata maine nahi ki, uspar aaj pachtana pada*Dost bhaga ke le gaya meri mehbooba ko, aur mujhe jail jana pada Sher:Bin saawan barsaat nahi hoti,suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti*Jab tak tera dil na tode koi,tab tak doosre pyar ki shruwaat nahi hoti Sher:Dil lagana agar hota asaan,to na hote yu ashiq pareshaan*Sirf dil hi nahi lutta ishq mein yaaron, lut jaate hai roti kapda aur makaan Sher:Na koi ishq ki pareshaani, na mohabbat ki bebas laachari hai*Shukr hai uparwaale ka, hum bachpan se hi bramhachari hai Sher:Jo mili nazar tujhse ae haseena,dil mera dhadakne laga zor se*Yu kho gaya tere ishq mein jaalim,ki dil ki baat keh gaya kisi aur se Sher:Badi puraani aashiqon ke liye, hamare mulk ki ek kahawat hai*Ek haseena jeewan se jaaye,tabhi to dusri jeewan mein aawat hai Sher:Dosti ka pehla paigham aapke naam,zindagi ki aakhri shaam aapke naam*Ab itna sab diya hai to chalo,kal se ghar ka saara kaam aapke naam Sher:Ae baharo ki malika, phoolon ki shehezaadi*Ab to band kar de bechare ashiquon ke paiso ki barbaadi Sher:Dil mein mohabbat bahut hai,par dilruba humko milti nahi*Dial to kar dete hai number ladkiyon ka,par phone ki battery jyada chalti nahi Sher:Mohabbat mein abhi bahut duri hai,har kahani adhuri hai*Main bhi karna chahata hoon ijhar-e-ishq,par uske liye paas hona jaroori hai SHER:Ye wada kiya humne,milenge har khidki darwaaze ke peeche*Kyunki aajkal laila majnuon se jyada, policewaalon se bhare hote hai bageeche SHER:Markar bhi rishtein nibhayenge, hum phir yaha aayenge*Bhoot bankar ghoomenge girls hostel mein, jaha dil chahe us room mein hum jayenge SHER:Ek chand badalon mein, aur dekho kitne taare hai*Jaise mohalle ki ek sunder ladki ke peeche, haath dho ke pade hazaron kuwaare hai SHER:Jahanpanah ek sher pesh karte hai, dhyan lagakar gaur se suniye*Aapki mehbooba ko patta liya hai maine,aap kisi aur kanya ko chuniye SHER:Dosti aur mohabbat ke beech mein, ek patli si lakeer hai*Is lakeer ko paar karne wala har ashiq, bhavishya mein banta fakeer hai SHER:Girls hostel ka chaukidar hoon,unki suraksha ka jimma mera hai*Socho kya beetti hogi is kuware par,jiske aas paas kudiyon ka basera hai SHER:Zakhm jab saare bhar jaayenge, aansu ye bikhar jaayenge*Tab chedenge hum ek aur ladki ko,aur is baar uske baap se maar nahi khayenge SHER:Ae jaaneman tera saath, hum sada ke liye chahate the*Tere ishq mein badalte the 8 baar kapde, aur din mein 4 baar nahate the SHER:Ishq ke anjaam se darr rahe hain,nighao mein asar bhar rahe hain*Meri jaan ko le uda hai koi,aur hum yaha sher o shayari kar rahe hain SHER:Aayi netaon ki baari hai, chunaav ki poori taiyaari hai*Ab achanak desh sabki zimmedaari hai, ye baatein pachne mein zara bhaari hai SHER:Udaas rehta hai dil mera,har dhadkan ko tera intezaar hai*Hum sochte the ye ishq ka jaadu hai, par ye to malaria se pehle ka bukhar hai SHER:Raaste mein milte hai wo roz,baat na humse karte hain*Ya to hai wo goonge behre,ya phir hamare kutte se darte hai SHER:Humpe bhi wo waqt aaya tha, kisiko aankhon mein basaya tha*Aur kya kurbaani de ishq mein,ye banda 2 mahine mein pehli baar nahaya tha SHER:Pyar ka ishara hai abhi na jaaiye,todke dil hamara abhi na jaaiye*Ishq na kar paaye koi gum nahi,apni saheli ka hi sahi,pata to bataiye SHER:Sar par wo bhinbhinaati hai, khoon choosna uska kaam hai*Kisi khatmal ki baat nahi hai ye doston, ye to meri joru ka intekaam hai SHER:Meri kalam se syahi ka, har katra shayari mein beh gaya*Mohabbat pe kitabein likhne waala shayar, khud bechara kunwara hi reh gaya. SHER:Ishq ke rang ghule hai fizaon mein,ek yaad basi hai hawaon mein*Chahate the tujhse nazar milana,par kuch to gadbad hai teri nigaho mein SHER:Khushboo maangi thi khuda se, wo lajawaab phool thama gaye*Phir chaha kisi jaanwar ko paal le, toh hamare naseeb main aap aa gaye SHER:Uski nasheeli aankhon mein, ek ajab si tadap aur masti hai*Mushkil bas ek hi hai yaron, wo kaani hai aur padosi ko dekh ke hasti hai SHER:Yakin hume dilate hai dost, raah chalte pagal banate hai dost*Sharbat bol kar daaru pilate hai, par phir bhi bahut yaad aate hai dost SHER:Wajood nahi wo hasti kis kaam ki,maja na de wo masti kis kaam ki*Dil na lage wo basti kis kaam ki,jo bill na bhare wo dosti kis kaam ki SHER:Jis din se dua mein maine, khuda se teri hasi chaahi hai*Us din se tu hamesha mujhe, bina baat ke haste huye nazar aayi hai. SHER:Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye saath nahi*Maana ishq badi keemti cheez hai, par isse karne ke abhi apne halaat hai. SHER:Zindagi mein kitno ko dost maana hai,dosti zindagi ki ibaadat hai*Doston ko chane ke jhad par chadhakar,maze lootne ki hamari aadat hai SHER:Kabhi na juda honge hum tumse, josh mein saare ashiq ye kehte hai*Aur phir saari zindagi bechare, mohabbat ka bojh dhote rehte hai SHER:Dost shabd nahi jo kaha jaaye, rooh nahi jo mit jaaye*Ye jeewan ka ek aisa saathi hai, jo aapke gunahon ke liye pit jaaye SHER:Hamari dua hai gila nahi,wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi*Aapko har ladki se behen ka pyar mile,jo duniya mein aaj tak kisi ko mila nahi SHER:Kuch logon ne khabar udaai hai, ki main sharaabi hoon*Unhe kya pata yaaron main, gutkha cigerette aur charas ka bhi aadi hoon SHER:Na hum unse milte hai, na wo hum tak aati hai*Aadhi mohabbat internet par, aadhi mobile pe ho jaati hai SHER:Unhe fursat nahi milne ki,aur ashiq bechara call karta hai*Wo phone uthakar kaat dete hai, aur ye mahine ke mahine bill bharta hai SHER:Meri aahat bhi sune bina wo, aksar mujhe pehchaan jaati hai*Yaato ye ishq ki gehraai hogi, yaato mere badan se badboo aati hai SHER:Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,main zinda rahu ye dua na kar*Kis kaam ki hai ye zindagi doston,jaha bapu kehte hai daaru piya na kar SHER:Roz kisi ki yaad mein piya karo,tabhi yaadein taaza rehti hai*Har shaam meri daaru ki botal,ye baat mujhse chilla chilla kar kehti hai SHER:Wo bewafa mera imtihaan kya lega,nazar mili to jhuka lega*Use meri kabr pe diya jalane mat dena,wo kambakth diye se sara tel chura lega SHER:Sabko kuch paane ka armaan nahi hota,har koi dil ka mehman nahi hota*Itni ladkiya rehti hai 1dil mein,itni jagah banana asaan nahi hota SHER:Jab meri shaadi huyi doston, tab zoron se baarish ho rahi thi*Aaj samajh mein aaya meri barbaadi par, saari kayanaat ro raahi thi SHER:Na tujhse milne ki fariyaad,na hi ishq mein bichadne ka gum hai*Tujhse durr hokar pata chala,tujhse behtar beer whiskey aur rum hai. SHER:Pyar mein kharcho se darta kaun hai,pyar ho jaata hai karta kaun hai*Din raat lage rehte ho phone par,aapka mobile bill bharta kaun hai SHER:Aaj kal koi bhi sharaab, hamaari yaadon ko jachti nahi*Abe seedhe seedhe bol de na, is umar mein tujhko pachti nahi SHER:Uska mere jeewan mein aana,uparwaale ki hi neeti hai*Jabse uske paison pe khelne lagi hu, maine juye ki har baazi jeeti hai. SHER:Jhuki nazar se ikraar mat karna,nazar uthakar inkaar mat karna*Din raat tadapte ho yaadon mein,aur hume bhashan dete ho pyar mat karna SHER:Na chori ki na daaka daala, bas ek khatra uthane ka ye sila tha*Mere paas aaj jo kuch bhi hai, ek aafat ke saath dahej mein mila tha SHER:Mohabbat ka tha zamana aur,khud ko rokna mushkil tha*Hazaron khoobsurat ladkiyan thi college mein, aur mere paas kambakth ek hi dil tha SHER:Pyar ki majboori nahi hoti,kami apno ki poori nahi hoti*Deewano ko tabah hona hi hai,ishq aur barbaadi mein jyada doorie nahi hoti SHER:Ishq maine us patthar dil se kiya, bas yahi meri ek khata hai*Mera saara bank balance saaf karke, wo kuch hafto se laapata hai. SHER:Socha teri ankhon ki jheel mein, main khud ko jhank kar dekh loon*Phir khayal aaya inki gehrai bahut hai,pehle theek se tairna seekh lu SHER:Lafz ko kagaz pe utara nahi jaata,naam ko sare aam pukara nahi jaata*Ishq ke jaal mein phasta hai jo,wo phir bahar kuwara nahi jaata SHER:Raat ko ashiq jagte hai, aur haseenaye araam se soti hai*Mohabbat na karo doston isme, ashiqon ki koi izzat nahi hoti hai SHER:Jab tak mohabbat ki raahon mein, bebas aashiquon ka dil jalega*Tab tak apne desh ka, har beer bar profit mein chalega. SHER:Sher likhna asaan nahi hota,har koi kadardaan nahi hota*Agar aapko na chadta shayari ka bukhar,to zamana yu aapse pareshaan nahi hota SHER:Kai mardo ko aadhi raat ki, neend mein badbadaate suna hai*Shayad isliye ki joru ke saamne, din bhar baat karna mana hai SHER:Jiski bhi shakal par nazar aati, majboori ki bebas mohar hai*Yakinan wo kisi khatarnaak mohotarma ka, laachar bechara shohar hai SHER:Nikla karo ghoomne tanhaai mein,koi tumhari asliyat jaan na le*Police thaane mein lagi teri tasveer ko, kahi koi pehchaan na le SHER:Teri lambi ghani zulfein dekh kar, dil mein aksar ye khayal aaya hai*Ki inke jaal mein aajtak tune, jaane kitne ashiquon ko phasaya hai SHER:Bahot khamosh hoon bada bezaar hoon, khwahish-e-gum ka ek talabgaar hoon*Jabse ishq hua hai mujhe, tabse bebas besahara aur bekar hoon SHER:Fail hi karna tha pehle bata dete,kitabon ko chulhe mein jala dete*Koshish bahut ki nakaam huye magar,paas ho jaate jo nakal kara dete SHER:Kaise kahu shukriya khuda,teri hi badaulat mujhe aisa dost mila hai*Jiske dil aur bank account ka darwaaza,mere liye hardum khula hai SHER:Mohabbat jise kehte hai, ek bahut khatarnaak bimari hai*Bach kar rehna isse yaaron, agar jaan aur tankhwa pyaari hai SHER:Aajke ladko ki pehchan hai,haath mein cigarette mooh mein paan hai*Gali ke goonde ye shaitan hai,aur sab kehte hai mera desh mahaan hai SHER:Aaj apne dost ki shaadi hai, jhoom ke naaacho gaao yaaro*Halaal hone se pehle is bakre ko, khoob khilaao pilaoo yaaro SHER:Hasna mera zindagi ko bhaya nahi,jo chaha kabhi paaya nahi*Saal bhar ghooma uske peeche main,aur uski shaadi ka nevata tak aaya nahi SHER:Na karte shikayat zamane se koi, agar maan jaata manane se koi*Ameer kuwara aur andha hu haseeno, kar lo mohabbat iss deewane se koi SHER:Use mohabbat-e-shayari sunane mein, yaaro main is kadar kho gaya*Ki meri shayari sunkar use, kisi aur se saccha pyar ho gaya SHER:Jab tak ashiquon ke dil mein, mohabbat ki shama jalti rahegi*Tab tak har daaru ki dukaan, acche khaase profit mein chalti rahegi. SHER:Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna,ke har SMS bhejne se pehle*Service center waale khud tumse poochen, bata aaj SMS bhejne ki wajah kya hai SHER:Itne dino se jo unse kehna chahte the, aaj aakhir wo baat hum keh gaye yar*Ki mere kutte ko aapke kutiya se, shayad hone laga hai pyar SHER:Chirag bujha deta hu,ye dil kaafi hai teri yaad mein jalne ke liye*Isi bahane chirag ka tel bach jata hai,shaam ko pakode talne ke liye SHER:Ab raat ki palkein bheeg chuki hain, aur chand bhi hai chup jaane ko*Beechara majnu kehta hai laila se, ab toh kuch de do khaane ko. SHER:Mujhse itna pyar na kar,ki ishq ki aadat pad jaaye*Jisse tu pyar kare usse hume jalan ho,is jalan mein hum tere kutte se tak lad jaaye SHER:Zindagi se judi har raah, tujhse hi hokar jaati hai*Ya phir jaaneman tu hi shayad, bhoot bankar har raah mein chali aati hai SHER:Khuda kare ki tujhe aise bemaari lage,ke budhape mein bhi tu pyari lage*2 darjan ho jayen bacche tere,tu phir bhi humko kuwari lage SHER:Gali ke nukkad pe baith kar roz, coin box se batiyaate ho*Ek baat to batao ae dost, itni chillar kaha se maang ke laate ho? SHER:Duniya bhar ki khushiyan doston, hamare saath chali hai*Jabse ek crorepati baap ki beti, mohabbat ki raahon mein mili hai. SHER:Idhar bhi gum kho gaya,udhar bhi gum kho gaya,maano jaise naya janam ho gaya*Aur kya sunaau ae doston,taaliya bajao sher khatam ho gaya SHER:Mohabbat ki raahon mein ye ladke, kai ladkiyon ke saath chalte hai*Jab bhi aaye koi mod ishq mein, turant apni lane badalte hai SHER:Dil mein tumhare pyar ke, jalne lage hai laakhon chirag*Is kadar jal chuka hai dil hamara, ki kameez pe pad gaye hai kaale daag. SHER:Na hum chahe chandramukhi, aur na hum chahe paaro*Apna to jeewan mein bas ek hi usool hai, jo ladki dikhe uspar line maaro SHER:Dhadkan dil ki ruk jaati hai, saase aksar tham jaati hai*Bahut buri haalat hoti hai yaro,jab dilruba se shaadi karne ki naubat aati hai SHER:Mere dil ki wo sacchi awaaz, mujhse cheekh cheekh ke keh rahi hai*Yaha se phut le ae ashiq, yaha teri daal galne waali nahi hai SHER:Zindagi mein sapne saja lena,dil mein kuch armaan jaga lena*Kabhi na aayegi koi mushkil zindagi mein,bas apne mooh pe 1 taala laga lana SHER:Teri soorat pe dil haaroon,teri zaroorat pe jaan varoon*Jab sochoon teri harkaton ke bare mein,dil kare tere kaan ke niche do maroon SHER:Mere hisse ki saari khushiyan, aaj dilwa do mujhe*Barso se tanha hoon, apni kisi saheli se aaj milwa do mujhe SHER:Meri zindagi par ehsaan kardo,ek benaam mohabbat mere naam kardo*Subah ko milo shaam kardo,aur shaam tak mere ghar ka sara kaam kardo SHER:Bade bade majnu tabah huye hai, bas apne mehboob ke naam se*Ek baar chadha ishq ka bukhar, to samjho aadmi gaya kaam se! SHER:Dilruba ko biwi bana laaye magar,saath na car na sona chandi aaya*Itne saste mein hua sauda kuwarepan ka,ishq tere anjaam pe rona aaya SHER:Khudane mere liye dost banaya hai,tabhi to aapko paaya hai*Jo mere dil mein yu samaya hai,jaise puraani haweli mein bhoot ghus aaya hai SHER: Jaanam teri yaad mein, jabse hume dast lage hai* Bathroom mein teri tasveer lagakar, hum raat raat bhar tanhaai mein jage hai SHER:Zindagi kis mod pe laai hai,na dilruba na lugaai hai*Har ladke ne apni premikaen paayi hai,bas meri hi kismat mein,ruswaai aayi hai SHER:Ishq ka jisko khwaab aa jaata hai,waqt samjho uska kharab aa jaata hai*Mehboob phir aaye na aaye,par taare ginne ka hisaab aa jaata hai SHER: Tum paas aaye aur kuch soch kar muskuraaye* Ek pal ke liye aisa laga maano kisi ne jhat se peele bulb jalaye SHER:Dil mein saji hai yaad teri, aankhon mein base hai kuch khwaab*Ab to maanna hi padega aapko,ki hamare patane ke dialogues hai laajawab SHER:Jab aap paida huye aakash se phool barse, pariyo ne jashn manaye*Wo bole hamari jaan chooti,aur aap insaano ko pakane dharti par aaye SHER: Na tu dekhne se shayar lagta hai, na hi tu shayar ka bhateeja hai*Tu to kisi shaitaan ki, adhuri khwaishon ka nateeja hai SHER: Bandar ki beti papa se boli, shaadi karne ka bada man kar raha hai*Papa bole ruk ja bitiya, dulha abhi ye message padh raha hai. SHER: Mehek uthegi ye galiyan ye fizayen, bas der hai tere aane ki*Aadat jo pad gayi hai tujhe, baalon mein chameli ka tel lagane ki SHER: Ishq ke anjaam se dar rahe hai, dil ke zakhm bhar rahein hain*Meri jaan leke ud gaya hai koi,aur hum yaha sher-o-shayari kar rahe hain SHER: Degree ki aad mein kiya khel, har saal paas hone waale ho gaye fail*Kaash in professors ko ho jaaye jail, kuch bhi karle mile na bail SHER: Kitaabon mein aaj wo phool mila, jise meri dilruba ne ek roz chua tha*Yaad hai mujhe theek usi saal, main pariksha mein fail hua tha SHER: Mujhe sharabi na kaho dosto, peena meri majboori hai*Shayari bahar aane ke liye, do ghoont andar jaana jaruri hai SHER: Yashomati maiya se bole nand lala*Digital TV laga lo maa, apna bhi jeewan ho jaayega jhingalala SHER: Us din se yaaron usne mera, jeena mushkil kar daala*Jis din se maine uske haaton, pehen li shaadi ki varmaala SHER: Saari basti meri mehbooba ki, jawani ki misaal deti thi*Aaj pata chala wo kambakth, baalon mein hair dye laga kar aati thi SHER: Padosi se kaha maine, meri biwi se nazar hataao apni biwi ko ghooro bhai*Wo bola mithai apni kabhi, khaata hai kya koi halwaai? SHER: Halaat apne kaise batau main,karwate badal raat bitaau main*Uski yaad mein inti pi li hai sharaab,har 2 minute baad bathroom jaau main SHER: Teri ye lambi kaali zulfein, cheekh cheekh ke mujhse kehti hai*Ki inme hazaron beghar juen, bade aaram se rehti hai SHER: Itne kanjoos hai sasuraal waale, inse bada dar lagta hai*Aise kamre mein sulaya hai mujhe, pair phailaun to deewar se sar lagta hai SHER: Kisse kare fariyad hum, apni dastaan kise sunaaye*Jo bhaag gayi mera saara paisa lekar, us mehbooba ko yaaron kaise bhool jaaye SHER: Ishq mein mushkilen aati rahegi, tum naye sapne bunte chalo*Kisi ek ki zindagi barbaad na ho, isliye roz naya humsafar chunte chalo SHER: Aaj yaaron phir humse, ho gayi ek masoom si bhool* Socha biwi ko gulaab denge, par haath aa gaya gobi ka phool SHER: Majnu ke saath laila ka bhi, charcha ho hi jaata hai*Chahe kitni bhi sambhal kar karo mohabbat, mehboob pe kharcha ho hi jaata hai SHER: Tujhe dobara paane ki aarazu nahi, na hi tujhe khone ka gum hai*Tere na hone se dilbar, zindagi mein pareshaaniya kum hai SHER: Class ki shanti ko bhang na kar,sab se aise jung na kar*Pareshaan hokar aaj bol hi diya teacher ne, paas hoja pappu par tang na kar SHER: Har mod par wo mujhe milta tha, shayad yahi pyar hai*Aaj pata chala pyar vyar kuch nahi, wo to traffic police ka hawaldaar hai SHER: Cigarette ke dhuen mein mujhe aksar, teri surat nazar aati hai* Maano jaise us dhuen se bhi nikal kar, tu hazar baatein sunati hai SHER: Kabhi unki hasi, kabhi aankhen to kabhi unki adayein yaad karte hai*Phokat mein mili zindagi ko, hum ashiq yu hi barbaad karte hai SHER: Aag si lagi dhuaan sa utha, par mere aagosh mein wo aana bhool gaye*Dum ghutne laga to pata chala, dilbar beedi bujhana bhool gaye SHER: Phirta hoon main maara maara, lagta hoon koi toota tara* Shaadi kar le ae jaaneman mujhse, teri kamai mein ho jayega apna guzara SHER: Shaadi karke ae dost, jeete jee na yu mar jaana* Koi haath maangne aaye aapka, to bandar ki tarah kisi ped pe chadh jaana SHER: Jab se tujhe ek nazar dekha hai, tab se main pareshaan hoon*Insaan ki shakal bandar se itni mil sakti hai, ye soch kar hairaan hoon SHER: Roshni agar rab ko ho manzoor, to aandhiyo mein bhi chiraag jalte hai*Chal chal re naadan naujawan, bijli ka bill bharne chalte hai SHER: Tootkar ishq karne waalon ka, yahi anjaam hota hai*Kabhi bukhar, kabhi khaasi to kabhi zukaam hota hai SHER: Khoon se mehboob ko khat likho, ishq ka jazba badhta hai*Pareshaani bas ek hi hai doston, roz blood bank jaana padta hai SHER: Dil tod diya jab pyar ne, zindagi mein khamoshi chha gayi*Soch tha chod denge ishq ki raah ko, tabhi basti mein ek nayi ladki aa gayi SHER: Har koi mera gum dekhkar, yu bikhar jaata hai raah mein* Ki chaar baar kachra saaf karna padta hai, municipality ko ek saptah mein SHER: Acche khaase ashiq ko duniya ne deewana bana diya*Banna chahata tha wo jiska baap uska mama bana diya SHER: Seene mein dil, dil mein dard, dard mein sapna, sapne mein tasveer, tasveer mein aap*Itna daravana khwaab, baap re baap! SHER: Surat surat kya karti ho, surat mein koi dum nahi* Agar khud ko samajhti ho Aishwarya, to hum bhi Abishek se kum nahi SHER: Chandani raaton mein ghoom rahe the, haathon mein lekar uska haath*Hosh tab aaya hume, jab peeche se padi uske baap ki laat SHER: Ae dost mujhse khafa hokar, bolo tum kaha jaaoge*Jab ladki patani hogi tab, udhaar ki shirt maangne mere paas hi aaoge SHER: Tanhaai wo bimaari hai, jiska kisi ke paas koi ilaaj nahi* Hum is bimaari se bach sakte hai, agar tumhe shaadi se aitraaz nahi SHER: Kahi pe hoti hai nigahein inki, kahi aur hi hota hai nishana*Bade besharam hote hai ye ladke, jara sambhal ke inke nazdeek jaana SHER: Kai ashiq keh gaye hai, ishq jaisa kisi cheez mein maza nahi*Wohi aashiq aaj ro kar kehte hai,shaadi se badi duniya mein koi saza nahi SHER: Ae jaanam hum tere papa ko,apni shaadi mein nahi bulayenge*Agar buddha phir se sathiya gaya, to use manane mein hum budhe ho jaayenge SHER: Ladkiyon ko ched kar yaaron maine, kai sandalon ki maar khaai hai*Unhi sab ko jama karke, aaj sandalon ki ek dukaan lagaai hai SHER: Teri raah dekhte dekhte sanam, mere nain thak gaye hai*Jo bache kuche kuch baal the sar par, ab to wo bhi pak gaye hai SHER: Aasmaan ki pari ho ya ho hoor,kaha se aaya chehere pe noor*Deodrant lagana bhool gayi ho aaj, isliye kripa karke humse rehna jara durr SHER: Exams ka aa gaya hai jamana, phir se padega drama rachana*Kamre mein koi aaye to nautanki dikhana, yuhi kitabein khol kar baith jaana SHER: Intezaar mein aahe bharta hu main, har pal tujhe yaad karta hu main*Chahata hu tujhse milna magar, tere baap se bahut darta hu main SHER: Aapke nakhre sehne ke baad, sab kuch badla nazar aata hai*Mohabbat karne wala har ashiq humko, aaj kal pagla nazar aata hai SHER: Shaadi ki hai rishte nibhaane padenge,dost apne bhulaane padenge*Pehle bas maa ki daant sunta tha,ab biwi se bhi joote khaane padenge SHER: Aati ho gali mein heer ki tarah, chubhti ho dil mein teer ki tarah*Durr rehta hu ye sochke, bheek mangwaogi ek din tum fakeer ki tarah SHER: Agle mahine mere imtehaan hai, padhne baithu to neend aati hai*Koi ek mahina mujhse pyar karlo, suna hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai SHER: Jo mujhe nahane par majboor karte hai,khuda unhe aisa sabak sikhaye*Saabun lagaya ho poore badan par, aur achanak se paani chala jaaye SHER: Milna bichadna niyati ka khel hai, ishwar ki krupa se dilo ka mel hai*Bas pyar hi hai ek aisa rishta, jo duniya mein Not For Sale hai SHER: Har ashiq jaanta hai, pyar ka kya anjaam hota hai* Tabhi to har ashiq ki ek jeb mein patti aur ek mein sardard wala baam hota hai SHER: Biwi ke kharcho ne jeene na diya, phati jeb ko seene na diya*Sharaab to durr ki baat hai doston, zeher bhi chain se peene na diya SHER: Jo saccha pyar karke, mehboob ko di har filmy kasam nibhate hai* Aise ashiq aksar yaaro, hawalaat mein nazar aate hai SHER: Pehle socha use, khat mein mohabbat bhara paigham bheju*Phir laga mausam ki bahar acchi hai, kyun na usse ek dabba meethe aam bheju SHER: Jab bhi koi dilwala, dulhaniya le jaata hai*Us ladki ke parivaar waalon ko,khushiyan de jaata hai SHER: Aaj tak ye ashiq apna, pehla pyar bhula na paaya hai*Pehle dilbar ki kami na khale isliye, jaane kitni ladkiyon se dil lagaya hai SHER: Wohi bhashan puraane sunayega kab tak, tu janata ko ullu banayega kab tak*Ab to thoda kaam karle mamu,desh ki daulat lutayega kab tak SHER: Ashikon ka dimaag hota hai khaali,tabhi milti nahi gharwaali*Gulam banke phaste hai ishq ke jaal mein,aur kehte hai maine ladki patali SHER: Ae dost teri zindagi ke har bojh ko humne, apne kandho par uthaya hai*Aur tune meri hi gali mein aakar, meri mehbooba ko pataya hai SHER: Mujhe itna maal de baba, jo har aafat ko taal de baba*Ab kum aamdani se ghar nahi chalta,meri bhi lottery nikaal de baba SHER: Deewana ashiq pyar mein, ho jaata itna majboor hai*Aaine ke saamne khade aksar sochta rehta hai, is aadmi ko kahi dekha jaroor hai SHER: Taaza hawa ka aaya jhonka, ishq karne ka mil gaya mauka*Lene hi waale the mehboob ko baahon mein, tabhi kahi se unka kutta bhonka SHER: Teri judaai ke gum mein jaaneman, jab main tanha ho jaata hoon*Apne dil ko behlaane ke liye, teri saheliyon se milke aata hoon SHER: Begum ko hara sake, kisi shohar mein dum nahi*Belan aur bartan hai hathiyaar aise, jo kisi atom bomb se kum nahi SHER: Dil agar hai to dard bhi hoga, jeene ki hamesha aas rakhna* Kya pata kab dard mile ishq mein, pain killer hamesha paas rakhna SHER: Tere aankhon ke saagar mein,kuch is tarah main behta chala gaya*Kaale dhabbon se bhare tere chehere ko,chand ka tukda kehta chala gaya SHER: Mujhe yun akela chodkar, waqt ki saari nadiyan beh gayi*Nikal gaya jamana mere aage, aur mein apni chappal dhoondti reh gayi SHER: Mera dil todne se pehle bata dena, bas yahi tujhse kehna hai*Bahut si ladkiyan basti hai is dil mein, aakhir back up bhi to lena hai SHER: Mushkilon se ab koi dar nahi,ye yakeen se ab keh sakte hai*Jab tujh jaisi bala ko jhela hai, to zindagi mein kuch bhi ab seh sakte hai SHER: Teri awaaz jo yaad aaye, ghisa pita CD player chalate hai*Teri surat ke jis din darshan na ho, paas waale tabele chale jaate hai SHER: Ae jaanam jab se tune, ishq mein mujhe barbaad kiya hai*Tab se maine mohalle ke, saare maikhano ko abaad kiya hai SHER: Ashiquon ki galiyon mein, jaaneman bas tera charcha hai*Kehte hai dost is aafat se durr rehna, iske pyar mein hota bada kharcha hai SHER: Ishq mein is tarah rooth kar, jaanam hume yaad na karo*Chaahe aakar do thappad maar lo, par yun tohfe le lekar hume barbaad na karo SHER: Khuda ki nazar mein saare insaan ek hai*Par ae bhagyawaan meri nazar mein tumhaare saare khandaan waale fake hai SHER: Ghoonghat ki aad se dekha na karo, in aankhon mein badi masti hai*Jo bhi ladki dekh le hume ek baar,wo pagalon ki tarah hasti hai SHER: Us patthardil ki yaad mein doston, yu madhosh hokar jeete hai*Dawaiyan bhi aaj kal hum, sharab samajh kar peete hai SHER: Is duniya mein aaye hai doston, to muskuraake hume jeena hai*Jab tak mil rahi hai free ki daaru, bina ruke bas peena hai SHER: Ishq ki in raahon mein, har ashiq bada majboor hai*Bechare majnuon ko dekh ke lagta, kahike dehadi majdoor hai SHER: Zindagi ki ye shaam jaaneman, mere naam kar do*Aao mere ghar mein aaj akele, aur saara kaam kar do SHER: Dil mein tumhara hi naam hai, teri yaad mein beeti har shaam hai*Itne jhoot mat bulwaao mujhse jaanam, mere paas aur bhi kaam hai SHER: Kutte ko ghumaane ka waqt hai, par mera saath tumhe gawara nahi*Kutte ko god mein liye phirti ho,mujhe ab tak 1 missed call maara nahi SHER: Tere ishq ne jalaye jo dil mein chirag, teri yaad mein wo sone ko hai*Jaldi se tel ka dabba lekar aaja, unka tel khatam hone ko hai SHER: Ishq ki khoj mein yun dar dar ki thokarein na khaata*Agar computer ke search engine ka thoda pehle pata lag jaata SHER: Bahut dum ghuta hai yaha,is tanhai mein koi kya kare bolo*Kab se minnate kar raha hu joru se,gussa thook ke bathroom ki kundi to kholo SHER: Jaanam tere ho bhi nahi sakte, kaisi bebasi hai ro bhi nahi sakte*Itna udhaar liya hai tune mujhse, raat ko chain se so bhi nahi sakte SHER: Ae patthardil agar ho sake to, meri chita ko aag de dena*Jaate jaate us aag se, apni cigarette bhi sulga lena SHER: Aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai, use dekh ke dil aaya hai bhar*Par khush bhi hai ye soch ke, aaj ek aur gadha chadh gaya ghodi par SHER: Wo jab bhi milte hai humse, kehte hai aapka har dialogue churaya hua hota hai*Kuch to kadar kar lo zalim, selection to hamara hota hai SHER: Roz ghar aakar joru ka,wohi chehera dekhna jaruri hai*Do teen shayari uski tareef mein likhkar,lambi lambi phekna jaruri hai SHER: Mere dil mein kuch din rehle*Nazar mein haule se kho jana*Agar koi aur ladki aaye meri life mein*To boriya bistar uthake dafa ho jana SHER: Maine tere liye ek pyar bhara khat*Kabootar ke saath bhijwaya tha*Is route ki sabhi liney vyast hai*Ye jawab mera kabootar laya tha SHER: Uske mehendi lage haaton mein*Mujhe apni mohabbat ka khoon dikh raha hai*Aaj phir 1 majboor ashiq bechara*Bara ke bhaav bik raha hai SHER: Kabse main ishare kar rahi thi*Aaj pehli baar wo mujhe dekh kar hasa hai*Der se hi kyun na sahi*Koi to bakra jaal mein phasa hai SHER: Wo sochti hai uski mohabbat mein*Sara mohalla deewana hai*Par bechari dimaag ki mareez ye nahi jaanti*Ye mohalla nahi pagalkhana hai SHER: Kuch aisa mohabbat ka junoon hai*Na sukoon hai is deewane ko*Kal hi choota tha thaane se*Aaj nikla hai phir pagalkhaane ko SHER: Is tarah meri mehbooba ko*Sare aam badnaam na karo yaaro*Mere hi ghar ki khidki se jhank jhank kar*Uspe yu line na maaro yaaro SHER: Aap aap ho hum hum hai*Pyaj nahi khaate phir bhi aankhen num hai*Isse bekaar sher likh ke batao*Agar aapki shayari mein dum hai SHER: Tere aane ke charche sanam*Har ek gali mein ho rahe hai*Jahan bhi tune rakha hai kadam*Log us jagah ko ragad ragad ke dho rahe hai SHER: Mohabbat ki kachahari mein*Jab dil ka case darj hai*To chaahe kaisi bhi ho mehbooba*Uski taarif karna har ashiq ka farz hai SHER: Har phool aaj udaas hai*Samandar ko jaane kaisi pyas hai*Bas ek baar muskura do aap*Ek bhoot ki film mein hume hero ki talash hai SHER: Us shaam jo tera aanchal na dhalta*Is tarah ye dil na jalta*Khuda ki hi rehmat hai*Warna mujhe teri bhengi aankh ka pata na chalta SHER: Jab se huya hai ishq hume*Chand ka tukda lagta hai mera sanam*Uski roshni mein gujarti hai raat*Bijli ka bill bhi ab aata hai kum SHER: Ab shaadi mein der na karna*Dil teri saheli pe aayega warna*Mushkil hai ab ishq se dur rehna*Meri baraat pados mein aaye to mat kehna SHER: Itminaan se karlo mohabbat*Ishq ke boondo ki bauchar ho rahi hai*Dil mein koi dar na rakhna*Teri biwi ghar mein aaram se so rahi hai SHER: Ishq ka chadha hai bukhar*Har ladki mein hume wo surat dikhti hai*Jabse hua hai ishq unse*Apni shayari ki kitabe bhi jyada bikti hai SHER: Lab chup hote hai jo saamne aati ho*Dil dhadakta hai jo nazar milati ho*Saans rukti hai jo muskaati ho*Bhoot ho kya jo yu darati ho? SHER: Rishton ki giraft mein*Asar bada hai yaaro*Isiliye jab bhi koi ladki dekho*Fauran uspar like maaro SHER: Ek lamhe mein saari kayanat rooth gayi*Sabr ki dor achanak toot gayi*Shaadi kya huyi mehbooba se*Us din se maano kismat phoot gayi SHER: Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi*Pyar ke suhane sapne dikha gaya koi*Ae khuda ye ishq hai*Ya phir se aaj mujhe chuna laga gaya koi? SHER: Dil ke kone mein*Jab jab teri aahat mehsoos hoti hai*Teri shopping ke kharchon ko sochkar*Tab tab meri aankh khoon ke aansu roti hai SHER: Raat chirago se saja rakhi hai*Shart khudse laga rakhi hai*Pata tha aapke saath dinner pe jana hai*Isliye haajme ki goli kha rakhi hai SHER: Yaad hai wo suhana din jab humne*Apna har sukh dukh baanta tha*Aankh band karke maine haat badhaya*Aur tere kutte ne mujhe kaata tha SHER: Chullu bhar paani mein doob maro*Duniyawaale kehte hai*Isi liye teri aankhon ke do pyalo mein*Hum aksar doobe rehte hai SHER: Sirf teri khushi se hi nahi*Tere gum se bhi mera rishta hai*Aakhir mere saare nakhre aur kharche uthane wala*Tu ek hi to farishta hai SHER: Is sheher ke sabhi maikhane*Cheekh cheekh kar humse kehte hai*Kabhi hume bhi saaf karwa lo yaaron*Yaha hamesha bewade pade rehte hai SHER: Khushgawaar mausam hai*Sama bhi aaj suhana hai*Ishq ke naam par yaaron aaj*Mehboob ka saara paisa udana hai SHER: Milna bichadna naseeb tha*Durr ho gaya jo kareeb tha*Na jamane ka dar na ki usne bewafai*Maine usse chod diya kyunki wo gareeb tha SHER: Ishq mein sab lut gaya yaaron*Roti kapda aur makaan*Itne joote pade logon se*Ki ab khol li hai second hand jooton ki dukaan SHER: Na ishq na pyar na mohabbat*Na koi sukoon hai jeene mein*Chupchap joru ke haath mein dena padta hai*Jo bhi kamaya hai mahine mein SHER: Aaj phir se wo waqt aaya hai*Uski nigahon se dhoka khaya hai*Dost kehte hai jashna manao*Yaar ne aaj phir se ek mehboob gavaya hai SHER: Mohabbat mein unhone diya koi bhi nishaan*Mere jism se na mita hai*Iskadar joru ne kabhi belan se*To kabhi jhaadu se hume peeta hai SHER: Teri aahat ki jarurat nahi*Mehek se tujhe jaanne laga hu*Is kadar madhosh hu ishq mein*Paseene ki badbu se tujhe pehchanane laga hu SHER: Dilon ke sahare hote hain*Mehboob jaan se bhi pyare hote hain*Kai baar ishq karke bhi yaro*Hum jaise khushnaseeb log kuware hote hai SHER: Mat karna haseena se ishq*Unki aankhon mein nashe ke pyale hai*Main hi jaanta hu maikhane mein maine*Kitne bewade ashiq sambhale hai SHER: Mohabbat ki galiyon mein*Muskurahat ki roshni ka basera hai*Shaadi ki raah par lekin yaaro*Durr durr tak andhera hai SHER: Ae dost ab kahi aur chal*Is taraf apna guzara nahi*Mohalle mein ek bhi aisa aadmi na bacha hai*Jisne hume chappalon se maara nahi SHER: Nadiya nahi aansu the mere*Jispar wo kashti chalate rahe*Bina maachis aur kerosene ke wo*Mujh ashiq ke dil ko jalaate rahe SHER: Apne in najuk aur khoobsurat haathon se aaj*Bas itna sa ek kaam kar do*Apne baap ki saari jaayadaad*Is gareeb ke naam kar do SHER: Wo jab dil mein aate hain*Hum unki yaad mein gaate hain*Ishq mein aur kuch mile na mile*Raah gujarte log paise phenk jaate hai SHER: Isse pehle ki nafrat jaage*Aao ek shaam mohabbat mein bita di jaaye*Tere baap ki ek mahine ki kamai*Aaj ek din mein luta di jaaye SHER: Ae sanam tere ishq mein*Humne kitne dard sahe hai*Tere bhai ne is kadar todi thi haddiya pichle hafte*Hum ab tak recover ho rahe hai SHER: Bhale hi mujhse kabhi pyar na karo*Bas itnasa jaaneman kaam kar do*Apne baap ki sirf ek chauthai jayadaad*Is gareeb ke naam kar do SHER: Jab kisiko kareeb paaya hai*Kasam khuda ki wahi dhoka khaya hai*Jab bhi koi haseena dekhu to dil kahe*Dekh tera naya mehboob aaya hai SHER: Aasman mein ghire hai badal*Ye barsaat bhi humse kuch keh rahi hai*Jaldi se ye rumaal le le ae shayar*Dekh teri naak beh rahi hai SHER: Aaj kal ke naujawano ki zindagi*Mobile phone par chalti hai*Ringtone ke saath har hafte unki*Mehbooba bhi badalti hai SHER: Main mar jaau to meri kabar par doston*Phool mat chadhana*Meri yaad mein chaar botal daaru*Maikhane mein donate karke aana SHER: Sacchi mohabbat ko paane ke liye maine*Jaane kitne papad bele hai*Itni ladkiyon ko pataya lekin*Aaj shaadi karke phir hum akele hai SHER: College mein haseeno se banaye rishte*Beshak kuch khaas hote hai*Inhi rishton ki badaulat to*Hum jaise majnu exam mein pass hote hai SHER: Padh likh ke kya karna hai dost*Waise bhi to naukri ke laale hai*Padhai Naukri phir shaadi*Sab aashiqon ko behkaane ki chalein hai SHER: Behki behki chaal hai*Ishq mein bura haal hai*Bank balance khaali hai sab ashiquon ka*Aur tere baap ka beer bar maalamaal hai SHER: Ye ho jaati hai kisi aur ki*In bewafaon se bachke raho*Saalon baad ye apne baccho se kehti hai*Ye tumhare mama hai beta namaste kaho SHER: Dil tootne ke baad*Aansoo bhari aankhon ko main chupata kaha*Ishq mein liye laakhon ke karje ko dhokar*Batao yaaron jaata kaha? SHER: Kai baar ishare kiye unhone*Kai baar hume dekh ke muskuraaye the*Aaj unse baat karke pata chala*Wo pagalkhaane se bhaag ke aaye the SHER: Apni dard bhari mohabbat ki kahani*Bayan kiye jata hu*Kal 5star hotel ka maalik tha*Ishq ki badaulat aaj gali ka maikhana chalata hu SHER: Ae musafir chale the hum bhi un raahon par*Sajaye the humne bhi kuch sapne*Aankh to tab khuli hamari*Jab chuna laga gaye mere apne SHER: Tujhse shaadi tai ho gayi*Ab kisi cheez ki aas nahi*Tere baap ke paise ko paane se badi*Zindagi mein koi bhi pyaas nahi SHER: Ek nazar hi kaafi hai*Hum madhoshi mein had se guzar jaayenge*Apne chehere se nakaab mat hatana*Aapki shakal dekhke sab dar jaayenge SHER: Humdum ke liye humne dum tod diya*Sapno ke saath saanse mar rahi thi*Jiske liye lagayi jaan daav par*Wo maze se shopping kar rahi thi SHER: Ye ishq nahi asaan yaaron*Isme bade jhamele hai*Dilruba ke naakhuno par nailpaint laga rahe hai*Dekho hum ishq mein kitne vele hai SHER: Nayi nayi kudiya phansti hai*Naye naye dost milte hai*Inhi logon ke sahare to*Is nacheez ke kharche chalte hai SHER: Aaj phir uski awaaz suni jaise*Ae khuda ye kaisi judaai hai*Pata chala ye judaai nahi*Dilruba shaadi karke pados mein rehne aayi hai SHER: Wo chahe hazaar baar roothe*Hum use manate rahenge*Uske ghar free ki chai milti hai*Isliye hum har baar waha jaate rahenge SHER: Pyar ka jaam uthaya hai*Ishq ka pyala hoton se lagaya hai*Hum to teri yaad mein madhosh huye*Aur log kehte hai saala peeke aaya hai SHER: Bina dard aansu bahaye nahi jaate*Bina ishq dil lagaye nahi jaate*Socha aaj bhaag hi jaau gharse*Joru se aur joote khaaye nahi jaate SHER: Ae doston jiski ek muskuraahat par*Hum hazaar baar marte hai*Wo har saal mohalle ki galiyon mein*Chanda maangte phirte hai SHER: Krishna ki hajaro gopiya*Hum to chahe ek hi sita*Phir bhi Krishna ki padhte tum gita*Aur humko kahte ho naspita SHER: Itne saalon se hum ekraar sunne ko*Uske dil ke dwaar par khade hai*Aur wo patthardil ab kehti hai*Aap umra mein humse bahut bade hai SHER: Ludakte hai shayar kai*Bina piye hi raahon mein*Pade hote hai footpath par aksar*Ye soch kar ki pade hai haseena ki baahon mein SHER: Sab ke saamne aansu bahana tanhaai mein muskuraana*Ye to ek gehra raaz hai*Ladkiyon ko senti karke*Patane ka apna andaaz hai SHER: Teri surat dekh kar dil mein*Ek sawaal sa achanak jaaga tha*Sochta raha mein der tak*Tu kis chidiyaghar se bhaga tha SHER: Mat banao ghonsale armaano ke*Ye ladkiyan unme aag lagati hai*Raat mein sapne to durr ki baat hai*Ye to din mein hi taare dikhati hai SHER: Har waqt sapno mein khoye rehte hai*Dil apna bada majboor hai*Ye hai tere baap ki jayadaad ka asar*Ya sach mein pyar ka suroor hai? SHER: Jab naha kar aaj tu baahar aaya*To der tak sochte rahe hum*Kitna khush naseeb hai wo bathroom jaha*Aaj mahino baad pade tere kadam SHER: Tujhse mohabbat karne ka ae jaanam*Dekh humne kya anjaam paaya hai*Haath pair tode hai mohalle waalon ne*Mooh se bhi khoon aaya hai SHER: Thaam lo mujhe behoshi cha rahi hai*Dilruba ki yaad aa rahi hai*Main yaha mar raha hu*Aur wo patthardil phokat mein bhav kha rahi hai SHER: Shahjahan ko Taj Mahal bana ke*Apni mohabbat ko amar karna tha*Sabse badi baat hai un dino use*Koi income tax bhi nahi bharna tha SHER: Jab se tujhse ishq hua hai*Do hi jagaho par apna thikana hai*Ek pados wala maikhana hai jaanam*Duja pichli gali ka pagalkhana hai SHER: Jab bhi kitaab kholta hoon*Tera muskuraata chehera saamne aata hai*Main hota hoon fail har saal*Aur kambakth pappu paas ho jaata hai SHER: Hasi ke raaste pe chal kar hamesha*Khushiyon si mehek diya karo*Par ye sab karne se pehle har roz*Din mein do baar brush kiya karo SHER: Nahi rakhte hum wafa ki umeed*Har waqt bewafaai jo paayi hai*Jiski liye apna sab kuch chod diya*Wo kisi aur ki dulhan bankar aayi hai SHER: Wo bolte bolte kuch yu hadbadaaye*Hume laga ishq ki khumaari hai*Shaadi hone ke baad pata chala*Unhe haklaane ki bimari hai SHER: Yakeenan uski muskuraahat*Kamaal ka gazab dhaa rahi hai*Par dukh ki baat ye hai ki wo mujhe nahi*Mere dost ko pata rahi hai SHER: Chehere par hasi laakar gum chupaao*Dil ka dard kisiko na batao*Jeete jee saho narak si zindagi*Aur marne ke baad swarg mein jaao SHER: Jis ped ke neeche hum milte the*Wo jagah aaj tak maine sambhaali hai*Aur teri yaad mein wahi par aaj*Ek chai ki mast dukaan daali hai SHER: Kuch to taras khaao ae doston*Is ashiq ke haal par*Mehboob ki chappal ke nishaan aaj bhi*Gade hai hamare gaal par SHER: Haara pyar ki baazi yaaro*Main devdas wo paro*Wo gayi paas se par nazar na mili*Aur log chillane lage ladki ko chedta hai maaro maaro SHER: Is kadar chalki paimaane se sharaab*Ki saara ghar madira se mehekne laga*Mujhe to chodo dosto mere*Padosi ka kutta tak behekane laga SHER: Pyar nahi karna tha humse*To yu dillagi to na ki hoti*Heere ki wo angoothi humne tere badle*Teri choti behen ko di hoti SHER: Us pyaari si chingaari ko pata na paao*To dukh ka bojh dil pe na lena*Fauran aana mere paas dost*Aur us ladki ka number mujhe de dena SHER: Jashna manaya sab doston ne kal*Mere yar ki kismat jaagi thi*Kal hi pata chala ki uski biwi*Apne boss ke saath kahi bhaagi thi SHER: Sharaab ki ek pyali mein*Zindagi ka sailaab beh jaata hai*Aur nashe ki haalat mein har bewada*Aisi bakwaas shayari keh jaata hai SHER: Main shayari karta raha wo na aayi*Main har din marta raha wo na aayi*Har shayar se ab gujarish hai*Meri galati se kuch seekh lo bhai SHER: Kuch nahi bacha hai duniya mein*Ek teri mohabbat ke siva*Isiliye hum bathroom tak nahi jaate*Jaanam teri ijazat ke siva SHER: Shehnaai aur dhol baje*Saj sawar ke dulha aaya hai*Mohabbat mein jaan jokhim mein daalne ka*Waada aaj isne nibhaya hai SHER: Premikaaon ke badle yaaron hum har mahine*Mobile phone badalte hai*Har baar badalne par kum se kum*Updated models to milte hain SHER: Aankhon main aansu chehre pe hasi hai*Saans main aahen dil mein bebasi hai*Pehle kyon nahi bataya*Ke darwaaze mein ungli phasi hai SHER: Har mohabbat rang laati hai*Agar ki jaaye usool se*Ek mehbooba ki dooji ko*Bhanak bhi na lag paaye bhool se SHER: Aisa choota uske dil ka teer*Seedhe mere dil ko ghayal kar gaya*Wo saheliyon ke saath haste huye boli*Dekho dekho buddha dar gaya SHER: Agar thaan lo tum to*Gehre se gehra daag chala jaayega kameez se*Shart bas ye hai jaaneman*Ki tum kapde dhona seekho tameez se SHER: Ishq ne nakaam kiya*Socha jagah milegi maikhaane mein*Darbaan se aaj hi pata chala mujhe*Cover charge lagta hai ab andar jaane mein SHER: Jo kuch hai usi mein khush hoon*Kisise main pyar nahi karta*Ek baar jo bhugte ishq ke nakhre*Wo pyar ki bewakufi baar baar nahi karta SHER: Gadhe ko gadhi se pyar ho gaya*Ishq ka dilpe waar ho gaya*Is kadar phaili hai ab ishq ki hawa*Ye sher padhke har gadha beemar ho gaya SHER: Tujhe jab jab dil ne yaad kiya*Tab tab dil roya hai*Jahan se tair ke nikalna bhi mushkil hai*Itne karje mein tune mujhe duboya hai SHER: Hum bhi nigahein milaya karte the*Unke sapne sajaya karte the*Khwaab dekhte the ishq ke*Aur unke kutte se dar kar laut aaya karte the SHER: Arz hai*Hum huye pagal aapke peeche*Aap hai pagal kisi aur ke peeche*Koi aur pagal kisi aur ke peeche*Saare pagal aage peeche SHER: Uska intezar karte karte kai din guzar gaye*Par wo ab tak na aayi hai*Itna pareshaan na ho ae doston*Wo bas meri kaam waali bai hai SHER: Tumhe dekh kar jaaneman*Ab to aaina bhi katraata hai*Inta kameenapan tumhare chehere par*Bolo kahan se aata hai SHER: Pyar mein zakhm khaye hai*Har ladki ne chaate lagaye hai*Aisa hua ishq mein haal doston*3 din jail 4 din hospital mein rehke aaye hai SHER: Main tere pyar mein sanam*Kuch iss kadar kho gaya hoon*Ghar tak pahuchne ke liye bhi ab*Sheher ke nakshon ka mohtaaj ho gaya hoon SHER: Is duniya se durr ae jaaneman*Chal kho jaaye kuch is tarah*Bank lootkar kuch khonkhaar apraadhi*Bhaag jaate hai jis tarah SHER: Jab se tumhe jaana hai sanam*Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai*Yahi poochta hu roz rabse main*Ye namoona bata tune kaise banaya hai? SHER: Tabah ho gayi hai zindagi*Phir bhi mera ye dil mujhe samjhata hai*Zara hausala rakh tu bhi pyaare*Har kutte ka waqt aata hai SHER: Behte paani ka kinara tha*Baarish mein dil awaara tha*Tera samajh kisi aur ka haath pakda*Aur tabhi kisine ek jordaar chata maara tha SHER: Jo banega tera yaar*Uska jeena ho jaayega dushvaar*Jo ishq kar le tujhse ek baar*Wo zindagi bhar logon se maangta phirega udhaar SHER: Ghar se bahar wo nakaab mein nikali*Nazare uski talaash mein nikali*Jo 500 ki note kal khoyi thi*Aaj wo dilruba ki kitaab se nikali SHER: Aaj phir wo ladki nazar aa gayi*Jiski pehli baar mein surat dil ko bha gayi*Dinner pe le gaya jo use*Do hazar ka khana akele kha gayi SHER: Na jaane kyun aaj aankh nam hai*Lagta hai mera ashiq gum baat raha hai*Abe ashiq washiq kuch nahi*Rasoi mein koi pyaaj kaat raha hai SHER: Is chappal mein uski yaadein hai*Ishq ka ishara hai*Jab bhi main pee kar ghar lauta hoon*Isi chappal se mehboob ne mujhe maara hai SHER: Apne husn par itna guroor na kar*Sab do din ki masti hai*Tera ye husn bas tab tak kaayam hai*Jab tak fairness cream sasti hai SHER: Jee bhar ke hume rone do*Is ashiq ka aakhri sahara kho gaya*Mushkil se patayi thi ek ladki*Kal galati se uska number delete ho gaya SHER: Meri gali mein aana chod do*Hume yun pagal banana chod do*Ajeeb si badboo aati hai aapke baalon se*Wo sasta tel lagana chod do SHER: Dekh ke tera roop suhana*Yaad aaya daadi amma ka jamana*Itni ho gayi ho tum puraani*Ab to band karo gali ke ladkon ko patana SHER: Haseena haseena na karo yaaron*Ye ek bahut bada paap hai*Agar kal teri koi beti hogi*To mat bhool tu bhi ek haseena ka baap hai SHER: Ae saajan aaj meri*Maang chand taaron se bharo*Aur agar chand taare nahi laa sakte*To chullu bhar paani mein doob ke maro SHER: Meri prem kahani ka*Bada hi ajab sa ending tha*Izhaar-e-mohabbat kiya tha SMS se*Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha SHER: Har aahat pe jaan nikalti hai*Kaash duniya mein sukoon kahi hota*Baith ke soch rehe hai hum*Public toilet mein darwaza kyu nahi hota SHER: Tumhari inn nazaron mein sanam*Aaj doob jaana chahata hoon**Jara do minute yahi par rukna*Abhi swimming suit pehen kar aata hoon SHER: Unka ab deedar nahi karte*Aisa nahi ki unse pyar nahi karte*Darte hai kharcha bekaabu na ho jaaye*Ishq pe bhi tax laagu na ho jaaye SHER: Aaj mein apni phati kismat se*Phir ek baar jam ke lad gaya*Mujra shuru hua hi tha aur kambakth*Police ka tabhi waha chapa pad gaya SHER: Samandar ke kinare baitha karo*Koi naa koi leher to aayegi*Kismat na badle to kya hua*Kum se kum shakal to dhul jaayegi SHER: Uski wo nashelee nigahein yaaro*Waat laga deti thi acche accho ki*Pooch taach karne par pata chala*Wo maa thi do bacchon ki SHER: Mehbooba ko khush karna*Maano har din ek nayi chunauti hai*Aksar baith ke sochta hu main*Ye ladki hai ya koi panauti hai SHER: Dil mein rakha tha har fasaane ko*Jaane kaise khabar huyi zamane ko*Gatar band ho gaye saari gali ke*Kisne kaha tha tumhe nahane ko SHER: Hamare bin tum adhure ho*Kis kaam ka ye duniya ka khela hai*Aise ghoomte phirte ho jaise kisi*Maalik ka kutta choota akela hai SHER: Kaash hum unka rumaal hote*Jisne kabhi un ankhon ko kabhi hoton ko mehsoos kiya*Par jab unhe zukaam hote dekha,humne irada badal diya SHER: Uski mohabbat mein yaaro meri*Soyi kismat jaag gayi*Itne love letter likhe usko*Ki wo postman ke saath bhaag gayi SHER: Na mera koi kasoor hai*Na iss nadaan dil ki khata hai*Jisse bhi ishq ka izhaar karta hoon*Wo doosre hi din achanak hoti laapata hai SHER: Phir kaali ghata chhayi hai*Principal se fir daant khayi hai*Wo kehte hai sudhar jao*Par kya karu madam aaj fir pataka banke aayi hai SHER: Na pooch teri judaai ke lamhe*Maine kaise bitaaye hai*Paani mein detergent milaake*Straw se hazaron bulbule banaye hai SHER: Mat banao armaano ke ghonsale*Ye fizaen ek din jalni hai*Hasinaaye shohar ko sarkaar samajhti hai*Jo har paanch saal mein badalni hai SHER: Ye laal rang ki syahi nahi*Mere dil ka lahu hai*Jo cheekh cheekh kar keh raha hai*Aaj se tu mere maa baap ki bahu hai SHER: Ye jeewan jaise hai janjaal*Yaha chalta hai bas paise ka kamaal*Aap bhi kangaal main bhi kangaal*To aao khele missed call missed call SHER: Itne patthar dil bhare hai yaha*Samajh nahi aata kise apnaye*Jab bhi ho kisi haseena se saamna*Dil kahe aazma lo shayad ye phas jaaye SHER: Padhte padhte dil mil gaye*Hosh udd gaye aur aankh lad gayi*Hum yahi karte rahe intezaar uska*Aur wo aage ki kaksha mein badh gayi SHER: Tanhaai mein na waqt bitaya karo*Mehfilon mein aaya karo*Kya hua jo toot gaye saamene ke daant*Phir bhi mooh khol kar muskuraaya karo SHER: Ishq-e-zindagi ke maare hai*Har baazi jeet ke haare hai*Itni ladkiyan phasaai ishq ke jaal mein*Par aaj bhi dekho hum kuware hai SHER: Hausala rakho doston agar*Apni sahi manzil paani hai*Jisme teen chaar ladkiyan na ghumaai jaaye*Kis kaam ki bolo wo jawani hai SHER: Kuch sust se hum rehne lage*Socha dil pe unki yaadon ka basar hai*Doctor bola yaad waad kuch nahi*Ye to kambakth Swine Flu ka asar hai SHER: Kise apni haalat bataye*Biwi ki maar se har jagah dard hota hai*Aur duniya waale kehte hai*Dard sehne waala hi asli mard hota hai SHER: Kis kis se kare mohabbat ae doston*Har ladki yaha khoobsurat hai*Ek ko patao to lagta hai*Dooji ko bhi hamari jarurat hai SHER: Bewafa se kabhi pyar nahi hota*Duniya mein koi saccha yar nahi hota*Dosti karni hai to kutte se kar*Uske jitna koi wafadaar nahi hota SHER: Tanhaai ne jab unhe sataya hoga*Tab bas mera khayaal aaya hoga*Mujhe yaad kar ke unhone shayad*Aur padosi ke kutte ko sehlaaya hoga SHER: Zindagi bhar maine khat likhe*Par usne kabhi jawab na diya*Aaj budhape mein pata chala hai*Har khat maine galat pate par post kiya SHER: In dino mujhe raat raat bhar*Neend aati hai kum*Lagta hai shayad machcharon ko bhi*Mil gaya hai apna sanam SHER: Nafrat thi humse to ikraar kyu kiya*Dena tha zeher to pyar kyu kiya*Mere hi dost ko ghaans daalkar*Is ashiq ke dil par waar kyu kiya SHER: Maine har gali har dar-o-deewar par*Tera naam likha hai*Zamane waalon ko chod sanam*Municipality tak ko mera gehra pyar dikha hai SHER: Tere ishq mein tadap raha hoon*Dil ke dimaag se ho gaye pange*Uth kar jara baat to kar le*Daaru pi kar so gaya kya lafange? SHER: Dhalti raat ka khula aehsaas hai*Tujhse kuch kehne ki aas hai*Gaur se sunn baat badi khaas hai*Mera dil teri choti behen ke paas hai SHER: Apne har gum ke badle*Khuda se maine teri khushi chaahi*Aur theek tabhi tu dilruba se*Biwi banke mere jeewan mein aayi SHER: Kabse ye dil khamosh hai*Ishq mein na ab hume hosh hai*Do jhapad padenge to utar jaayegi mohabbat*Aur kuch nahi ye jawani ka josh hai SHER: Doobe ho karje mein bachne ke liye*Bas ek hi kaam kiya karo*Jab bhi koi lendaar mile*Apni ek shayari suna diya karo SHER: Jab jab nasheeli aankhon se*Tune madhoshi ka khel rachaya hai*Tab tab sanam mehengi daaru ki botalon ka*Kharcha bhi tune bachaya hai SHER: Rukta nahi chalta bhi nahi*Yeh dil tere bina sambhalta hi nahi*Socha kisi aur se dil lagaye*Par tujh jaisa bewakoof ab milta bhi nahi SHER: Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye*Pyar bhare geet gaaya kijiye*Zindagi mein aapko sab kuch milega*Bas bhaav thoda kum khaaya kijiye SHER: Wo saadgi wo sundarta wo bholapan*Jaise farishton ne jannat ki hoor laayi thi*Baat karne pe pata chala*Wo credit card bechne aayi thi SHER: Inkaar karte hai ikraar ke liye*Nafrat karte hai pyar ke liye*Sathiya gaye hai aashiq saare*Aankhen band karte hai deedar ke liye SHER: Kya kahe apne dil ka haal*Bebas hum aur majboor halaat hai*Ek taraf hai shaadi ka sehra*Dooji taraf thanedaar sasur ki hawalaat hai SHER: Dosti ki koi seema nahi*Dosti hai is patthardil duniya se pare*Ae dost chal aaj sab kuch baatein*Pehle tere bank balance se shuru kare SHER: Jitni mili hai ishq mein bitalo*Zindagi ki ghadiya hoti hai chand*Roz sochte hai unse ye baat kehenge*Wo saamne aate hi bolti band SHER: Kaun yaad rakhta hai naamo ko*Log chehere tak bhool jaate hai*Kal tak chup chup ke ishaare karne waale*Aaj bhaiya kehkar bulate hai SHER: Jab jab khuli hai kitabein apni*Tab tab wo nazar aaye hai*Shayad unhi ki chahat mein hum ab tak*Paas nahi ho paaye hai SHER: Ishq ki bandook se fire ho gaya*Sach bolte bolte main lier ho gaya*Karta raha bakwaas ta umra yaro*Aur log kehte hai wo shayar ho gaya SHER: Bikhre sapno ko piro na sake*Uski yaad mein hum so na sake*Kahi make up na kharaab ho jaaye hamara*Ye soch kar kambakth ro na sake SHER: Hamesha kehti rehti ho*Meri zindagi ko ujalon se roshan to karo*Kabhi aao mere dar par sanam*Aur jara mere light ka bill to bharo SHER: Mausam mast hai*Maahol zabardast hai*Socha tumhe call karke I Luv You kehe*Par mausi jee kehti hai iss route ki sabhi liney vyast hai SHER: Aakhir kab tak bachayega khud ko*Haseen nigahon ke teer se*Araam se jee raha tha bechara Ranjha*Bewakoof ishq lada baitha us Heer se SHER:Haath mein heere ki aanguthiyan*Gale mein sone ka haar*Kaise na ho ae haseena*Humko tujh jaisi ameerzaadi se pyar? SHER: Aur bhi kai cheeze yaaron*Lut gayi hai dil ke saath*Pehle wo le gaye chain-o-sukoon*Phir uske bhai ne todi haddiyan aur daant SHER: Palkaon pe khwaab rakh gaya koi*Saason pe naam likh gaya koi*Bahar behosh hokar pada hai*Lagta hai tere haath ka khana chakh gaya koi SHER: In dino mere dil ki awaazen*Aksar mujhse poochti hai*Itni bakwas shayari tujhe*Bol kaha se soojhti hai SHER: Bujurgo ne kaha prem ishwar hai*Ise nibhana jaruri hai*Isliye har ladki se prem karna padta hai*Ye hawas nahi majboori hai SHER: Mendak ne kaha mendaki se*Ek baar ishq ka ikraar karo*Gar de aaye ho dil kisi aur ko*To chullu bhar paani mein doob maro SHER: Mohabbat to kar li hai maine*Ab bas shaadi karne ki deri hai*Uske baad ladki ke baap ki*Saari jayadaad meri hai SHER: Tune diye dard ko bhulaane ke liye*Maine sharab ka sahara liya*Tujhse bhi buri ye sarkaar hai sanam*Jisne peene par bhi tax laga diya SHER: Jab bhi jaata hoon maikhaane*Dard-e-dil shayari ban jaata hai*Kahi shuru na kar du mehfil wahi*Is dar se saaki muft mein pilaata hai SHER: Nahi mit sakte dilon se*Mohabbat ke nishaan*Ye haseenaaye chain se nahi so paayegi*Jab tak na kare ashiquon ko pareshaan SHER: Ishq ke samandar mein*Mere dil ki chhoti si kashti hai*Bas muskura doon ek baar style mein*Apne aap hasinaye mere jaal mein phasti hai SHER: Ae maalik humpe rehem kar*Ab teri hi dua ka sahara hai*Is mehengaai mein ladkiyan patakar bhi*Dekh tera bhakt ab tak kuwara hai SHER: Hamare desh ki aadhi janata*Aasaani se paas hoti*Agar har college mein mohabbat waali*Bas ek choti si class hoti SHER: Ishq ki khoobsurat kalam se*Mohabbat ki shayari likhte hai*Par phir bhi na jaane kyun hamare sher*Raddi ke bhav bikte hai SHER: Us patthar dil se ishq kiya*Isme shayad meri hi khata hai*Mere bank se saara paisa churakar*Meri mehbooba chaar din se lapata hai SHER: Mehboob ke intezaaar mein hum aaj*Kuch is kadar kho gaye*Do kilo aam laaye the tohfe mein*Intezaar karte karte saare khatam ho gaye SHER: Teri yaad mein ae jaaneman hum*Kuch is kadar adhoore ho jaate hai*Jaam to bharte hai paimaane mein*Par bina piye hi so jaate hai. SHER: Tujhe yaad karke jaaneman*Ye ashiq aaj bhi aansu bahata hai*Takiye ko tera chehera samajh kar*Aaj bhi jhooti kasme khaata hai SHER: Tere bina zindagi khuli botal hai*Jisme se har khushbu udd jaati hai*Jaldi se wapas aa ja ae dhakkan*Muzhe teri bahut yaad aati hai SHER: Mehboob se nahi kam se kam*Mohalle se to daro*Sab teri kamar ko kamra kehte hai*Is motape ko kuch to kam karo SHER: Meri mehbooba ke ishq se*Ye jeewan har dum aabad hai*Kyunki jisse main mohabbat karta hoon*Wo crorepati baap ki eklauti aulaad hai SHER: Socha ghoonghat mein chand hoga*Jab wo shaadi karke saath aayi thi*Ghoonghat kholne par pata chala*Kitni darawani meri lugaai thi SHER: Hai ye paigham un ashiquon ke naam*Jinhone ishq mein jaan gawaai thi*Agar marna hi tha tumko yaaro*To shaadi karne mein kya buraai thi SHER: Tujhe kho nahi sakta sanam*Tujhse ishq jo karta hoon*Tu chali jaaye toh ji bhi lunga*Par tere baap ki jayadad khone se darta hoon SHER: Ae jaaneman aaj jara*Mera ghar sawaar do mann lagake*Kaamwaali meri laapata hai*Aur tum bhi kya karoge itni jaldi ghar jaake SHER: Padhai mein ab mann nahi lagta*Umra ho gayi hai shaadi ki*Jara hume bhi to pata chale yaaro*Kaisi hoti hai haalat barbaadi ki SHER: Ishq karte phirte hai ashiq*Par aksar inki daal nahi galti hai*Inke ishq ka bas ek hi fayada hai*Mobile companiyan joron se chalti hai SHER: Pyar karo aetbaar bhi hoga*Ya aetbaar kar lo pyar bhi hoga*Dono hi suraton mein yaaro mere*Ashiquon ka jeena dushvaar hi hoga SHER: Ae ashiq bhaiyon*Kya tum thakte nahi ladkiyo ko tohfe dete dete*Agar barbaad hone ki hi aarzoo thi*To khud ka gift centre hi khol lete SHER: Sab tujhe de diya bhagwan ne*Phir bhi tu ab tak maang rahi hai*Mat kar pareshan uss khuda ko*Wo mandir hai, koi General Store nahi hai SHER: Aaj kai dino baad ae yaar tumko*Dekha hai humne kareeb se*Jab se huyi hai mohabbat tumhe*Shakal se hi lagne lage ho gareeb se SHER: Aaj barso baad hame dekh kar*Hamari biwi muskuraai hai*Humne unke sharbat mein janaab*Thodisi desi daaru jo milaai hai SHER: Bure sapne darawani aawazein*Toota hua vishwaas hai*Joru ke saath muft mein aayi*Jab se yaaron meri khadoos saas hai SHER: Mere har dard ki dawa ho tum*Tumhe dekhke sukoon aata hai*Ye ishq ka asar to hai jaanam*Saath mein doctor ka kharch bhi bach jaata hai SHER: Ae ashiq tune humse kabhi*Saccha pyar kiya hi nahi*Teen mahine ho gaye hai mohabbat ko*Un murjhaye gulaabon ke siva kuch diya hi nahi SHER: Khoobsurat in haseenaon ki*Baatein badi ajeeb hai*Khud hi saare faisale lekar kehti hai*Ye to apni mohabbat ka naseeb hai SHER: Dil pe laga tere ishq ka teer hai*Dil pe chapi teri tasveer hai*Bas bhi karo is dil se khelna*Aise todti ho jaise baap ki jaagir hai SHER: Agar humse mohabbat hai*To aaj khule aam keh de zamaane se*Ki tujhko koi aitraaz nahi hai*Naukari karke mere liye paisa kamaane se SHER: Mujhe talash hai us hasina ki*Jo mere ghar ko sawaar kar swarg banaye*Badal jaaye kismaat is gareeb ki*Jab wo laakhon ka dahej le aaye SHER: Ishq mein sitam hazaar hai*Ashiq ka dil toota har baar hai*Jaante hai ek din jaan se jayenge*Phir bhi ye kood kood ke karte pyar hai SHER: Ae kaash ki meri deewaangi mein*Kuch aisa asar ho jaaye*Mujhe jab bhi ho paise ki jarurat*Biwi ke baap ko khabar ho jaaye SHER: Ae haseena mujhpar aaj*Itna rehem kar ke jaa*Teri badaulat aaya mera mobile ka bill*Pyar ki khaatir bhar ke jaa SHER: Ye dil hai mera ya koi defective piece*Main aksar sochta rehta hoon*Wo aakar har baar tod jaati hai*Aur main usko jodta rehta hoon SHER: Nigahein aapki khanjar hai*To adayen bandook se kam nahi*Jo log aap pe marte hai*Wo kisi bewakoof se kam nahi SHER: Agar is tarah mooh fer loge miyan jee*To bolo hum kaise jeeyenge*Roz jhagda kar kar ke*Batao hum kiska khoon piyenge SHER: Jabse aap aaye ho zindagi mein*Hum khoye khoye se rehte hai*Har aas pados ki ladki ko*Apne dil ka tukda kehte hai SHER: Ye kabhi na socha tha*Uski gali ke chakkar lagane se pehle*Ke uska baap danda lekar maarega*Bike bhagaane se pehle SHER: Aankh band karke yakeen karta raha main*Mehbooba ki har baat ka*Ab to jaise gali ka kutta ban gaya hoon*Na ghar ka na ghaat ka SHER: Khamosh ye jami hai*Chup ye aasmaan hai*Apne darwaaze band rakhna haseeno*Mera dost ladkiya phasaane wala shaitaan hai SHER: Wo sochte hai ki unhone dil tod diya*To hum bechare dead hai*Par wo nahi jaante ki iss dil se jude*Aur kai haseen ishq ke thread hai SHER: Bechain bada rehta hai aaj kal*Is dil ke ghaav bharte bhi nahi*Itni baar ab toot chuka hai*Hum ise repair ab karte bhi nahi SHER: Ishq ka kuch aisa suroor hai*Dard bhara ye dil majboor hai*Is ashiq ka yaro bas ye kasoor hai*Kisi aur ki bahon mein aaj iski hoor hai SHER: Mujhse pyar karne se pehle*Aaine mein apni shakal dekh aati*To shaadi ka khayal chhod ke sanam*Tu khud apna daakhila zoo mein karwaati SHER: Aankhon mein kabse neend nahi*Sukh chain sab kho gaya hai*Pehle laga pyar ki bimaari hai*Phir doctor bola tumko malaria ho gaya hai SHER: Dil milana aapse seekha*Rote ko hasaana aapse seekha*Apna har kharcha nikaalne ke liye*Bade baap ki betiyon ko phasana aapse seekha SHER: Ishq mein sab kuch kho kar ye ashiq*Jab raat raat bhar jagte hai*Haseenao ke jalwon ke shikaar huye*Bebas ulluon ki tarah lagte hai SHER: Jab se ki hai mohabbat humne*Udhaar ki zindagi jeete hai*Ghar ke nimboo paani ko aaj kal*Sharab samajh kar peete hai SHER: Dil ki kashti bikhar gayi hoti*Rooh ke zakhm bhar gaye hote*Aapko bhi aaj ek biwi mil jaati*Agar jawaani mein aap sudhar gaye hote SHER: Unse milne ki dua nakaam ho gayi*Subah se intezaar kiya shaam ho gayi*Aate hi usne pucha kaise ho bhaiya*Bezzati apni sare aam ho gayi SHER: Ladkiyon ko patane ka apna andaaz*Yaaron jara hatke hai*Isiliye aaj shayad hum*Hawalaat mein is tarah atke hai SHER: Ye dosti meri nahi hamari hai*Isliye to sab rishton se pyaari hai*Dost tune meri kismat sawari hai*Aur mujhe jhoot bolne ki bimari hai SHER: Rona chahata hoon ro nahi paata*Kismat hi apni khoti hai*Aakhon mein samayi hai dil mein utarti nahi*Dilruba meri bahut moti hai SHER: Apna dil cheer ke dekh lo*Dard tum dhoond na paaoge*Dard dil mein nahi daant mein hai*Ye baat bhi tab tak samajh hi jaaoge SHER: Pyar se pyari hai teri dosti*Jaan hamari hai teri dosti*Na dawa na daaru ka asar ho jispar*Aisi khatarnaak bimaari hai teri dosti SHER: Mehengaai ne aisa kiya asar*Naraaz mujhse ho gayi meri joru*Chod kar mujhe chali gayi maike*Is mehengaai ka shukriya kaise ada karu? SHER: Kai haseenaon ko sataya hai humne*Kabhi andhere mein kabhi dhoop mein*Par ab har galti ki saza bhugat rahe hai*Hum shaadi ke roop mein SHER: Tujhe bhoolna mumkin nahi*Teri yaad ke sahare jeete hai*Tujhpar aehsaan karne ke liye jaaneman*Tere baap ke maikhaane mein peete hai SHER: Ae ashiq jis haseena ko tu*Dhoond raha hai gali gali*Wo sheher mein choriyan karne ke iljaam mein*Aaj thaane ki badi jail mein mili SHER: Maine teri yaad mein ae patthar dil*Din ka chain raat ki neend khoyi hai*Aur tu meri parwah kiye bina*Kambal odh kar soyi hai SHER: Deewana hu tera inkaar nahi*Kaise kahu ye pyar nahi*Baitha rehta hoon tere ghar ke baahar*Log kehte hai ye bhikaari hai gunahgaar nahi SHER: Idhar udhar gire hai dil ke tukde*Ab ye dil kabhi jud na paayega*Itni berehmi se toda hai tune ise*Ab jhaadu kya tera chacha lagayega? SHER: Mere kaandhe par apna sar rakhkar*Meri dilruba bahut ro rahi thi*Ye pyar vyar nahi tha yaaron*Uski kisi aur ke ghar bidaai ho rahi thi SHER: Sapne tode dil dukhaate rahe*Par hume wo yaad aate rahe*Unke pyar mein pit gaya saari gali se main*Aur wo khade khade bhav khaate rahe SHER: Kaisi kashish hai tum mein*Hum teri yaad mein khoye rehte hai*Teri nasheeli yaadein kahi kho na jaaye*Ye soch ke pi kar soye rehte hai SHER: Aapki yaadein mere dil mein sanam*Kuch iss tarah se aa basti hai*Jaise chote mooh ki botal mein*Koi moti oongali phansti hai SHER: Doobe huye the hum dono*Dehekti pyar ki aag mein*Tabhi aakar kaat gayi madhumakkhi*Jo chhup ke baithi thi us roz baag mein SHER: Har pal ae jaaneman hum*Bas sochte rehte hai tumko*Kya kare aaj kal koi*Kaam jo nahi hai humko SHER: Zindagi masti mein jiya kar*Ishq buri cheez hai na kiya kar*Tu apna pura dhyaan career pe mod de*Aur saari premikaye mere liye chod de SHER: Ae khuda is rote huye ashiq ko*Apni duaon se aaj phir hasa de*Kabse koshish kar raha hai tera banda*Ek to ladki jaal mein phasa de SHER: Raam yug mein doodh mila*Krishna yug mein ghee*Apne yug mein mili hai daaru*Vatsa tu mann bharne tak pi SHER: Ae chand taaro inko ek haath maaro*Bistar se fauran neeche utaro*Karo inke saath ab tum fight*Kyunki ye soye hai bina kahe Good Night SHER: Ishq par aitbaar karta tha*Uski arzoo baar baar karta tha*Chod gayi wo hume beech raah mein*Pata chala mera padosi usse pyar karta tha SHER: Aaj kal main khush rehta hoon*Kya ye asar pyar ka hai*Ye pyar nahi hai dost*Ye asar to sasur ke paise, bangle aur car ka hai SHER: Dastur-e-wafa hum nibhayenge*Tum khafa hona hum manayenge*Teri dosti ka sila yu nibhayenge*Shaadi ho teri dulhan hum le jayenge SHER: Ae uparwale hum chahate hai*Doston ke saath hi ho zindagi ki shaam*Peete rahe hum dosti ke naam par*Aur bill bhi ho jaaye unhi ke naam SHER: Ae naujawaan meri tarasati nazar ko*Tera intezaar aaj bhi hai*Ye mohabbat ka mausam nahi*Chukana tujhe mera udhaar aaj bhi hai SHER: Har sawal ka jawaab deta hoon*Roz naye bahane bana leta hoon*Jab begum ka para chadh jaaye*Sabse pehle uski chappalen chupa deta hoon SHER: Teri surat se badhkar kuch nahi duniya mein*Isi ke sahaare hum jeete hai*Teri shakal ko dekh kar hi jaanam*Log hume bheek bhi dete hai SHER: Ye khoon nahi hai duniyawaalon*Mere pyar bhare dil ka lahu hai*Aur ye jo ladki itra rahi hai*Mere papa ki hone waali bahu hai SHER: Is duniya mein andho ke aksar*Do prakaar paaye jaate hai*Ek aankh se to ek akal se andha*Bolo aap kaunsi shreni mein aate hai? SHER: Ishq ka suroor kabhi rab hai *Kabhi sukoon to kabhi ibaadat hai*Aur aisi bakwaas karte rehna*Meri bachpan ki aadat hai SHER: Shaadi karke dil ki tabaahi ka hum*Saamna naa karenge*Maut ko apna lenge magar*Shaadi ke liye haan na karenge SHER: Maikhaane jaane ki jarurat hi nahi*Wo apni nigahon se hume pilaate hai*Chadh jaata hai masti ka suroor*Aur paise bhi bach jaate hai SHER: Apne dil mein chupe saare raaz*Ishq ki aagosh mein kholti ho*Sar mein ho raha hai ab dard ae jaanemen*Tum itna kyun bolti ho? SHER: Reh reh kar mere dil ko doston*Ek hi khayal satata hai*Meri dilruba ka wo khushbudaar kutta*Kaunse sabun se nahata hai? SHER: Khuda se bas ek hi gujarish hai ab*Mere doston ko sukhi sansaar mile*Itne shareef ho jaaye wo sab*Har ladki se unhe behen ka pyar mile SHER: Kuch sapno par duniya thami hai*Chota sa asmaan aur ek jami hai*Saare jaanwar maujood hai yahan*Ae dost iss zoo mein bas teri kami hai SHER: Har hafte mehenga petrol bharwakar*Ashiqon kyun ladkiyon se milne jaate ho*Cinema dikhakar khila pilakar*Kyun apni hi band bajate ho? SHER: Ujade pyar ki kahani yaad karke*Jab jab ashiq nakaam hoke girte hai*Ishq ki bewakufiyon ko chupane ke liye*Shayari likh liya karte hai SHER: Ghoonghat mein hogi dilruba*Aur phoolon ki sej sajne waali hai*Jyada khush mat ho ae ashiq* Shaadi ke baad teri band bajne waali hai SHER: Kaun kehta hai padh likhkar hi*Tum bade aadmi ban paaoge*Main kehta hoon ameeron ki betiyan phasakar*Doston jyada paise kamaoge SHER: Aasuon se dil ke fasaane nikle*Maikhaane se wo deewane nikale*Abhi pehli ka zakhm bhara bhi na tha*Ki wo doosri ladki ko patane nikale SHER: Wo thaam leti haath mera*To doston mein maayus yun na hota*Wo choom bhi leti shayad mujhko*Agar ye kambakth Swine Flu na hota SHER: Ae sanam teri baahon mein aakar*Hume aksar ye khayal aata hain*Itna ameer hone ke bawajood bhi*Tu deodrant kyun nahi lagata hai? SHER: Teri ek jhalak paane ko*Main har jagah bhatka hoon*Ho tera deedar har roz ae sanam*Ye sochke teen saal se ek hi class mein atka hoon SHER: Apne paas bhi gaadi bangla hota*Na kabhi is tarah zindagi dukhi hoti*Agar Economics ke paper mein*Ghalib ki shayari na likhi hoti SHER: Mat dikhao sapne humko*In sapno se hum darte hai*Yakinan lut jaate hai wo ashiq*Jo izhaar-e-mohabbat karte hai SHER: Kya bataau yaro mere saath*Kaisi durghatna ghati hai*Jispe line maar raha tha jawaani ke dino se*Wo aaj budhape mein jaakar pati hai SHER: Itni shiddat se chaha kato ko*Koi phool chu lu to chubhan hoti hain*Jab jab khana pakati hai dilruba*Subah tak pet mein jalan hoti hai SHER: Ye mehengaai is kadar yaaron*Hamara khoon peeye jaati hai*Kar deti hai jeb se kangaal*Aur haathon mein katora diye jaati hai SHER: Dikhne mein sunder hai*Harkatein bhi uski pyari hai*Bas ek hi mushkil hai yaaro meri biwi ki*Din bhar bolte rehne ki bimaari hai SHER: Makkhi macchharon ka jhoond is kadar*Tere sar par na mandaraya hota*Agar mahine mein bas ek baar ae dost*Tu saabun lagake nahaya hota SHER: Kya adayein hai aapki sanam*Kya aankhen kya soorat hai*Aapko dekhke sab kehte hai*Ise pagalon ke doctor ki saqt jaroorat hai SHER: Exam ke chaar din pehle college mein*Notes ki aandhi chalti hai*Sher-o-shayari chod kar public*Padhaai ki kitabein kholti hai SHER: Yu haatho se nikal jayenge*Hum suraj ke saath dhal jayenge*Itni aag ugalti hai biwi mooh se*Kisi din yakeenan hum jal jaayenge SHER: Mohabbat ke haseen khayalon se*Naujawano ka behkana galat hai*Is mohabbat ki badaulat hi yaaron*Har aadmi ki bigadti haalat hai SHER: Zindagi mein tune bahut diya bhagwan*Bas ek aur chota sa kaam kar de*Koi ameer sasur dila de mujhko*Aur uski jayadaad mere naam kar de SHER: Ishq ke nashe mein yaaro ye ashiq*Kuch is kadar beh gaya*Sochta tha uski jayadaad ka maalik banunga*Uske ghar ka naukar banke reh gaya SHER: Ashiqui ek meetha dard hai*Alag hi maza hai ise sehne mein*Ishq mein lute ashiquon ka*Kya jaata hai ye bakwaas baatein kehne mein? SHER: Devdas bhi padh likhkar zindagi mein*Kuch banna chahata tha yaaro*Par hamesha uske iraade bigaadti rahi*Kabhi chandramukhi kabhi Paro SHER: Dil lagaane waale sacche ashiq ka*Anjaam yahi hota hai*Zindagi bhar ke liye apni dilruba ko paakar*Wo sukh chain aur aazaadi khota hai SHER: Har dagar har manzil par saath ho tera*Dooriyon ka koi aehsaas na ho*Kaun uthayega kharcha is nacheez ka*Humsafar agar koi paas na ho SHER: Apni kasam dekar tune mujhse*Aaj tak kitne kaam karwaye ae sanam*Jee karta hai tod du ye kasme*Aur tujhse hi peecha chuda lu is janam SHER: Paagal hua hai wo ashiq dekho*Mehbooba ko pukaarne laga hai*Is kadar pareshaan hai ishq se*Ki har ladki ko patthar maarne laga hai SHER: Har kasam mohabbat ki*Aaj hum tod ke aaye hai*Mehboob ke khoon paseene ki kamaai*Do mahine mein sab nichod ke aaye hai SHER: Kabhi khwaab to kabhi hakikat ho tum*Mere jeene ki jarurat ho tum*Jiske liye roz ye bakwas karni padti hai*Yar aise ek museebat ho tum SHER: Ishq ki galiyon mein jab se yaaron*Hum hadd se aage badh gaye hain*Tabse apni zubaan aur akal par*Hamesha ke liye taale pad gaye hain SHER: Saawan jhoom ke aaya hai*Tera aehsaas saath laaya hai*Ye to khuda ki hi meherbaani hai aaj mera dost*Sadiyon baad phir nahaya hai SHER: Har baat zubaan keh paati jo agar*Aankhon ke ishaare na hote*Agar isharon ko aap samajh jaate sanam*To aaj tak hum yu kuwaare na hote SHER: Kehne lagi hai biwi aaj kal*Ae humdum jara sunte jaana*Main kitty party mein ja rahi hoon*To raat ka khaana apne liye khud hi pakaana SHER: Mere paas tera pyar hai*Ye dekh ke mohalle waale jalte hai*Chal ae mehbooba kisi*Doosre mohalle mein rehne chalte hai SHER: Toote paimaane mein jaam nahi aata*Dil ko aaram nahi aata*Kitne hi papad bel lo ishq mein yaro*Sanam ain waqt par kabhi kaam nahi aata SHER: Socha hamdardi mein ishq chupa hoga*Isliye sunaate rahe usse dard bhari dastaan*Aur wo ek din bol baithi*Sab theek ho jaayega bhaijaan SHER: Sadiyon se izhaar-e-mohabbat karta raha*Shayad yahi meri ek bhool hai*Aaj ye jaan gaya hoon yaaron*Paagalon se baat karna fizul hai SHER: Wah kya mast hariyaali hai*Doobte suraj ki laali hai*Biwi gayi hai maike hamari*Aaj sher hai hum aur poora jungle khaali hai SHER: Raghupati raghav raja ram*Aisa pati mujhe de bhagwaan*Jo har mahine ki pehli tareekh ko bole*Ye tankhwa tujhe arpan hai meri jaan. SHER: Kal khwaab mein aaye tum sanam*Tera izhaar-e-ishq ek paheli thi*Aaj phir wohi khwaab dekha humne*Par is baar usme teri saheli thi SHER: Zameen badle zamana badle*Par kabhi na ishq ki hawa badle*Is ashiq ka dimaag kharaab ho raha hai doctor*Kripa karke iski dawa badle SHER: Doston ne kaha shaadi mat karna*Isme bade jhamele hain*Baat maan li un kambakthon ki*Aur dekho hum aaj tak akele hain SHER: Hamari ashiqui ko na lalkaaro*Ishq ke liye ladenge zamane se*Sau deeware todenge pyar ki khatir*Jaise aaj bhaage hai paagalkhaane se SHER: Tujhe chu kar hawa khwaab ban gayi*Aakhon ka hijaab ban gayi*Itna nasha hai tujhme sanam*Tujhe dekh sharbat ki botal sharaab ban gayi SHER: Kya batau doston meri biwi*Kaisa keher dhaati hai*Rishtedaaron ko bulaati hai roz khaane pe*Aur phir saare bartan mujhse dhulwaati hai SHER: Mohabbat mein itne dhoke khaaye hai*Ki ab har ladki se dar ke rehte hai*Jo bhi aati hai raah mein apni*Use mooh boli behen kehte hai SHER: Iraada ab ye kar chuke hai*Kisi ko na chahenge dobara is janam mein*Jab pit rahe the mohalle waalon se*Uff tak na kiya hamare sanam ne SHER: Ae sanam ishq mein humko*Tum kyun yun pareshaan kiye jaate ho*Jab bhi yaad aati hai hamari*Mooh uthakar kabhi bhi chale aate ho SHER: Tere haseen chehere ko dekh kar*Aksar ye khayaal dil mein aata hai*Raddi ke dher mein bhagwaan aksar*Imported item bhi chod jaata hai SHER: Tanha tha bheed mein*Socha koi apna nahi taqdeer mein*Kya pata tha ae sanam*Tere baap ki jayadad likhi hai mere haath ki lakeer mein SHER: Duniya apunko sata reli hai*Har baat pe apni hata reli hai*Wo kasme to apne saath khaati hai*Par suna hai pappu ko pata reli hai SHER: Ishq ke anjaam se ae dost*Kyun is kadar dar rahe ho*Tumhaari dilruba ko pata raha hai koi waha*Aur tum baith ke shayari kar rahe ho SHER: Raat ke chand pe noor aapse*Subah ki os ko guroor aapse*Par aapke badan ki badboo itni hai *Ki sabhi rehna chahate hai door aapse SHER: Kitna bhi pi lo chadti nahi*Daaru bhi duplicate aa rahi hai*Matke ka maal bharke botal mein*Videshi companiyan bas label laga rahi hai SHER: Matke mein dahi pada tha*Ab dahi se bana makkhan hai*Socho aise shayari jo aakhir tak padh raha hai*Wo kitna bada dhakkan hai SHER: Na thi jise mere pyar ki kadar*Usi se yaaron ishq ladaya maine*Kha pi ke maze kar gayi wo haseena*Bekaar mein apna bill badhaya maine SHER: Kabhi park mein kabhi pattharon ke peeche*Aaj kal har jagah police tainaat hai*Din ba din ab bigad rahe*Hum majnuon ke halaat hai SHER: Jeb ka jab ho bura haal*To pakdo koi ladki maalamaal*Keh do aapki khoobsurati hai bemisaal*Aur samjho usi waqt bakri huyi halaal SHER: In nasheeli aankhon se is kadar*Aur kitno par waar karogi*Ek hafte mein batao ae jaaneman*Kitne ladko se pyar karogi? SHER: Bhaigiri karna aur politics mein jaana*Ye do hi ab mere sapne hain*Saari duniya paraai hai doston*Bas wo karaare note mere apne hain SHER: Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge*Kaun jaane kidhar jayenge*Yaad aaye meri to dil se pukaarna*Tere baaju waali kholi mein nazar aayenge SHER: Achanak teri awaaz aati hai*Achanak tujhe yaad main kar jaata hoon*Jabse huyi hai shaadi tujhse sanam*Teri aahat se bhi dar jaata hoon SHER: Chup chaap baitha uss kone mein*Meri tanhaai ka ek saaya hai*Ye atpata khayaal jaroor kisi*Shayar ke dimaag mein aaya hai SHER: Jab bhi koi nazar aaya hai*Kasam khuda ki wahi dhoka khaya hai*Lambi ghani un zulfon ke peeche*Aksar humne ladki nahi ladka paaya hai SHER: Maikhaane mein baithe hai*Peene ek jaam tere naam ka*Tere pyar ne bewada bana diya hai mujhe*Warna aadmi main bhi tha jaanam kaam ka SHER: Is ashiq ka ilaaj jaroori hai*Kehta hai ishq apni majboori hai*Lut gaya pyar mein ghar baar iska*Aur pitne ki bhi taiyaari poori hai SHER: Kho gaya chaman armaano ka*Naam na bacha mere afsaano ka*Kisi aur ke saath bhaag gayi dilruba*Naseeb yahi hota hai shayar-e-deewano ka SHER: Main seedha saadha ladka tha yaaron*Toote dil ne aadat daal di peene ki*Ab to sharaab mein hi beh jaati hai*Tankhaw har mahine ki SHER: Na koi shikwa na gila hai*Apne naseeb se hume sab mila hai*Sab ki tarah shaadi karke hi*Apni barbaadi ka khaata khula hai SHER: Khamoshi bahut kuch kehti hai*Tadpaane ke liye bas yaadein rehti hai*Rota nahi main bas is khayal se*Ki rote waqt meri naak behti hai SHER: Tujhe bhulakar kahan jaaye*Tere bina zindagi mein sahara nahi*Saare mohalle mein dhoond liya humne*Tere siva koi bhi yaha kuwara nahi SHER: Sheher ke don aur meri biwi mein*Kuch jyada fark nahi hai*Don hafta maangke daraate dhamkaate hai*Biwi mahina maang rahi hai SHER: Mohabbat ki awaaz mein*Yaaron bahut gehraai hoti hai*Jab bhi padta hai thappad biwi se*Uski goonj poore mohalle mein sunaai deti hai SHER: Main pyar bhare khat likhta raha*Par uska jawab aaya nahi*Aaj pata chala wo khat mile hi nahi usko*Kyunki maine unpe stamp lagaya nahi SHER: Honth bhindi ki tarah Gaal tamatar ki tarah*Aankh matar ki tarah Chehra gobi ki tarah*Khuda ne 1 dost diya*Wo bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah SHER: Jab se tumne hume choda hai*Sanam hum to barbaad ho gaye hai*Maikhaana ban gaya hai adda hamara*Aur hum bewadon ke ustaad ho gaye hai SHER: Teri kaatil nigahein humse uss raat*Bahut kuch keh rahi thi*Par sunn na paaye hum sanam*Kyunki sardi se hamari naak beh rahi thi SHER: Aankhen num hai uski*Jaane us bechare ne kya kya saha hai*Jara gaur se dekh ae lute huye shayar*Wo bawarchi hai aur pyaz kaat raha hai SHER: Humse rooth kar batao*Tum is bhari duniya mein kahan jaaoge*Jab bhi nazar padegi kisi dukaan par*Mooh uthakar paise maange chale aaoge SHER: Aadat si ho gayi hai ab hume*Apne masoom dil ko tudwaane ki*Aakhir koi to wajah milni chahiye doston*Har roz maikhaane jaane ki SHER: Jee bhar ke use dekhne do aaj*Uski mohabbat mein dil bhar aaya hai*Ae haseenaao aaj chauthi baar*Ye ashiq phir mohabbat kar aaya hai SHER: Zikra unka ab har fasaane mein hai*Ek wohi mere is zamaane mein hai*Bahut yaad aati hai unki hume*Par kya kare wo pagalkhaane mein hai SHER: Ashiquon ne ashiqui se*Haseenaon ko tabah kiya hai*Aur haseenaon ne unhi ashiquon se shaadi karke*Apni tabaahi kaa badla liya hai SHER: Aksar sochte hain akele mein*Tere ishq bina sanam hum kaise jeete*Kaun todta ye nazuk dil hamara*Aur ye daaru hum kis bahane se peete SHER: Apna dil gawa baithe*Pyar mein dhoka kha baithe*Itni buri haalat kar di mehbooba ne*Ki bheek maangne mandir ki seedhiyon pe ja baithe SHER: Aaj keh denge tere baap se*Mujhe tumhari beti se pyar hai*Aur lauta de uspar kiye kharche ki rakam*Agar tujhe is shaadi se inkaar hai SHER: Maine socha wo khoobsurat padosan*Raat bhar meri yaad mein jaagi thi*Aaj pata chala wo ek mareez hai jo*Pagalkhaane se bhaagi thi SHER: Ishq ek kadwi hakikat hai*Ye koi nadaan afsana nahi hota*Ladkiya phasaati hai ladko ko jaal mein*Koi ladka paidaishi deewana nahi hota SHER: Jawani ke haseen dino mein humne*Mehbooba ke sab nakhre sahe hai*Aur usi mehbooba se shaadi karke aaj tak*Pyar ki saza bhugat rahe hai SHER: Tujhse durr rehkar bhi hardum*Tera hi khayaal aata hai*Tumhaari shakal bahut yaad aati jab koi*Bhooton ki darawani kahani sunata hai SHER: Jab hum kahi chale jaayenge*To sabse pehle aap hi royengi*Tab aehsaas hoga ek pati ki kami ka*Jab apne kapde aap khud dhoyengi SHER: Kuch to rehem karo iss ashiq par*Ye bechara ishq mein lut gaya hai*Ghar baar naukari choot gayi iski*Aur ladki ke baap se pit gaya hai SHER: Mohabbat ki manzil ek hi hogi shayad*Par anginat iske raaste hai*Tabhi to aaye din laakhon naujawaan*Ishq ke jaal mein phaste hai SHER: Shaadi se pehle jab dekha usko*Yu laga wo mere pyar mein deewani thi*Shaadi karne ke baad pata chala*Uski neeyat kitni darawani thi SHER: Tere jhoote waadon ko haseena*Apne saath leti jaa*Ishq mein itne zakhm diye hai tune*Ab dawa ke paise bhi deti ja SHER: Kuch yun cheda maine padosan ko*Uski ghar ki khidki mein dekhkar*Ki ghumaate huye ek belan maara*Mohtarma ne usi khidki se phenk kar SHER: Mushkilen aapko chalna sikhati hai*Dilbar ki yaad mein jalna sikhati hai*Woh mushkilen hi hai*Jo sanam ke tukdon par palna sikhati hai SHER: Kabhi durr toh kabhi paas ho*Kabhi na bujhne waali pyaas ho*Kya meri ye shayari sunke sanam*Aaj bhi tum kuch udaas ho? SHER: Maang lo khuda se jo maangna hai*Kisamt ke dwar roz nahi khulte*Dilruba har gali mein mil jaati hai*Par hum jaise dost roz nahi milte SHER: Har zakhm manjoor hai*Chahe koi hame kaaton par chalaye*Bas ek hi guzarish hai phir kabhi khuda*Tujh jaise kisi namune se na milaaye SHER: Kuch lamhon ki zindagi hai*Nafrat se jiya nahi karte*Shayad call center ki kanyaon se baat karni hogi*Dost toh phone kiya nahi karte SHER: Maine use dekh kar kaha*Jaaneman hame aapse pyar hai*Par shaadi karna tabhi uchit hoga jab*Aapke pitaaji dahej dene ko taiyyar hai SHER: Ae aasmaan mein baithe bhagwaan*Jara is kuwaare ki dua bhi sun le*Apne stock mein se koi haseena aaj*Jara mere liye bhi chun le SHER: Inkaar karte hai ikrar ke liye*Nafrat karte hai pyar ke liye*Ulti khopdi ke hote hai ye aashiq*Aankhen band karte hai deedar ke liye SHER: Main khoon se khat likhta raha*Par woh na samajh paaye mere pyar ko*Sochte rahe is rang ki syahi*Kaunse dukaan se milti hai yaar ko SHER: Laa ek aur jaam pila de saaki*Mere haseen mehboob ke naam*Jiske aage peeche ghoomne mein aksar*Subah se ho jaati hai shaam SHER: Unhe patane ke liye hum*Kabhi roye hai kabhi muskaaye hai*Itni nautanki ki ishq mein*Ki natak company waale hume role dene aaye hai SHER: Jo dil mein hai aaj kehna hai*Bhaavnaon ke saath behna hai*Bahut reh liye joru ki jail mein*Ab kuch din hame maikhaane mein rehna hai SHER: College ke char din hai yaaro*Jee bhar jeene ke liye*Saalon se sab ko pakaane waale professors ka*Chun chun kar khoon peene ke liye SHER: Kya pata tha ishq ke liye*Woh baap ki daulat ko maar degi thokar*Socha tha banunga rani ka raja*Ban ke reh gaya ishq mein luta joker SHER: Apni zindagi se thoda waqt*Hamare liye bhi nikaal lo sanam*Ya hamaare naam ka koi haseen kutta*Hamari yaad mein paal lo sanam SHER: Har sawaal ke jawaab mein*Woh bas muskura kar chali jaati hai*Ya toh woh goongi behri hai*Ya roz chaar baar brush karke aati hai SHER: Dil toote ashiquon ki haalat par* Humko bada taras aata hai*Koi lut jaata hai maikhaane mein*To koi pagalkhaane ki shaan ban jaata hai SHER: Ladkiyon se ishq karke*Naujawaan apne dilon ka chain khote hai*Phir unhi ladkiyon se shaadi karke*Ghar mein kapde aur bartan dhote hai SHER: College jaana ek bahana hai*Hume unka dil churana hai*Ab toh professors ne bhi jawaab de diya*Ise hum kya padhaye ye romeo ka nana hai SHER: Jaane kyun aisa hota hai*Koi khush hai to koi rota hai*Mehboob ke kapde khareedne wala ashiq aksar*Shaadi ke baad wohi kapde dhota hai SHER: Is ashiq se kuch mat poocho*Ise sirf apni mehbooba ka naam yaad hai*Dil jaan aur daulat ke saath*Iski sochne ki shakti bhi barbaad hai SHER: Dil ka kya bharosa*Woh toh kisi pe bhi aata hai*Dimaag kahe mat le ishq mein pange*Par ladki dekhi nahi ki dil waha pahuch jaata hai SHER: Desh ke liye khoon bahana*Ishq mein mitne se to achha hai*Desh par maro to shaheed kehlaaoge*Ladki par maro to sab kahenge luccha hai SHER: Haaton mein jaam hai*Woh har gali mein badnaam hai*Mere pati ko hosh mein ghar laane waale ko*Meri taraf se ek hazaar ka inaam hai SHER: Pata chala tere naam ki lakeer nahi*Ae sanam meri hatheli par*Isiliye tera khayal chod diya maine*Ab dil aa gaya hai teri saheli par SHER: Mohabbat ki raah mein humne*Hazaar dhoke khaaye hai*Pit chuke hai har ladki se magar*Himmat jutakar aaj phir kismat aazmaane aaye hai SHER: Woh dil ki baat kehte kehte achanak*Chup se ho jaate the*Shaadi ke baad pata chala hume*Kambakth bachpan se hi haklaate the SHER: Kuch is tarah ae yaar tum gaye pardes*Ki sab rishton ko tod gaye*Jitni bhi ladkiyan patayi thi yahan*Sab hamare jimme chod gaye SHER: Mohabbat mera mazhab hai*Ishq meri ibaadat hai*Aur sabse badi sachhai ye hai doston*Ki jhoot bolna meri aadat hai SHER: Mohabbat ki dastaan sunaane ke liye*Kayi shayar aaye hain*Kuch ko goliyon se tapkaya hai humne*Bache huye atom bomb se udaaye hain SHER: Lafz toh chun liye hai*Ab dil ki baat zubaan pe kab laaoge*Koi aur pata ke le jaayega ladki*Tum bas sher-o-shayari karte reh jaaoge SHER: Kaun kambakht kehta hai*Ladki phasana paap hai*Kya bina ladki phasaye hi tu*Chaar haseenaon ka baap hai? SHER: Chand ko jab bhi dekhta hoon*Tera hi khayal satata hai*Use dekhkar aksar hume*Tera daagon se bhara chehra yaad aata hai SHER: Woh hame abtak jaan na paaye hai*Dil ko pehchan na paaye hai*Unko patane mein umra guzar gayi*Aur woh shaadi ka nevata dene aaye hai SHER: Ladkiyon ki chaakri mein ye ashiq*Gawa dete hai zindagi ke kai saal*Aur phir bhagwaan se poochte hai*Kyun kiya tune mera ye haal? SHER: Guzar gaye woh bahaar ki tarah*Aankhon mein base intezaar ki tarah*Jab laga kuch karenge hamare liye*Badal gaye woh sarkar ki tarah SHER: Kuch bhoole fasane bane hai*Uske sab deewane bane hai*Itno ko pagal bana gayi hai woh*Ki sheher mein unke naam se pagalkhaane bane hai SHER: Ishq ho jaata hai*Bas dil chahiye lagane ke liye*Ye tumhe bhi jaroor raas aayega*Bas ek ladka dhoond lo apne peeche bhagaane ke liye SHER: Kai ashq bahaaye*Par zindagi har zakhm seh gayi*Jo sunne ko hum unke phone ka bill bharte the*Wohi baat aaj woh mere dost se keh gayi SHER: Aansuon ko koi jaan na paaya*Dil ke zakhm pehchaan na paaya*Mere hi paiso par aish karke usne*Mujhpar hi bewafaai ka iljaam lagaya SHER: Bas teri yaad mein sanam*Hume zindagi bitana manjoor hai*Dil ko isi baat ki tasalli hai*Ki kharche karaane waali dilruba humse dur hai SHER: Koi aankhon se izhaar karta hai*Koi dil pe vaar karta hai*Hazaro lut chuke hain aaj tak*Phir bhi roz koi kisi ladki se pyar karta hai SHER: Ishq ki jheel mein khoke*Nazaron ko chand dikha diya aapne*Pehle toh hum khush hoke haste the*Ab pitte huye bhi hasna sikha diya aapne SHER: Pados mein rehne aayi haseena*Palat kar usne dekha hai*Dala maine khidki se gulaab ka phool*Jawaab mein usne belan maar ke phenka hai SHER: Main intezaar karta raha*Aur tum kehti rahi hame fursat nahi*Pata li hai maine doosri haseena*Ab wapas mat aana teri jarurat nahi SHER: Tujhe kabhi na bhool payenge hum*Bas ye ek wada nibhayenge hum*Mar jaayenge tera naam leke*Aur roz raat tujhe sapno mein darayenge hum SHER: Shayari mein dil ki baat kehna*Aa gaya hai humko yaaro*Ab toh har kanya is Devdas ke liye*Kabhi Chandrmukhi hai toh kabhi hai Paaro SHER: Kal unka deedar hua*Dil bada bekaraar hua*Kuch aisa asar kiya unki nazdeekiyon ne*Ki pata bhi na chala kab swine flu ka bukhaar hua SHER: Dil mein fariyaad rahegi*Apni zindagi aabaad rahegi*Mumkin hi nahi ki tujhe bhool jaaye*Teri darawani shakal hame hamesha yaad rahegi SHER: Maine kai dino tak unka intezaar kiya*Par woh vapas nahi aaye hai*Mere naam par kambakht ne*Market se laakhon rupaye uthaye hai SHER: Mohabbat ki har kasam ko*Aaj maine toda hai*Kyunki inhi kasmon ki yaad dilakar itne saal*Meri biwi ne mujhe bedardi se nichoda hai SHER: Ae sanam tum mujhe*Kabhi dil kabhi aankhon se pukaaro*Yun har baar mujhe bulaane ke liye*Is tarah kitchen se belan phenk ke na maaro SHER: Humko hi chuna laga gayi*Jo aayi thi kabhi hamara ghar basaane*Hume poori tarah kar ke kangaal*Ab nikali hai wo koi aur bakra phasane SHER: Nazar se ojhal ho jayenge hum*Dur kahi kho jaayenge hum*Kahan dhoondte phiroge hume*Jab tera credit card leke faraar jo ho jayenge hum SHER: Juda hone se pehle*Ek shaam ishq me bita di jaye*Tere baap ko meri harkaton ka pata lagne se pehle*Unki kuch toh daulat luta di jaye SHER: Woh nadiya nahi aansu the mere*Jinpar aap kashti chalate rahe*Mere hi padosi ka haath thaam kar*Mujhe jaade ke mausam mein jalate rahe SHER: Na manzil na kinara hai*Log kehte hai ye ashiq awaara hai*Daya se dekhne lage hai mohalle waale*Kehte hai bechara ab tak kuwara hai SHER: Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai*Bas wahin dhoka khaya hai*Ijhaar-e-ishq kar toh diya*Phir pata chala phone uske papa ne uthaya hai SHER: Sab log kehte hai yaaron*Ki dahej lena paap hai*Par bujurgon ki baat kaise taale hum*Aakhir dahej dene waala meri mehbooba ka baap hai SHER: Ishq na karna ae dil mere*Sahare choot jaate hai*Jinpar aap hazaron rupaye kharch karte ho*Woh kambakth bina baat ke rooth jaate hai SHER: Karoge yaad is deewane ko*Chale jayenge jab hum vapas na aane ko*Meri yaad tab satayegi tumhe*Jab koi na hoga shopping bags uthaane ko SHER: Mohabbat mein dhoka khaya humne*Kyun hame aisa humsafar mila*Ek din daftar se jo laute hum*Mehboob bhaag gaya aur luta hua ghar mila SHER: Har baat par takraar hai*Behad julm aur atyachaar hai*Ho jaati hai jeewan mein durghatnaaye*Aur log samajhte hai ye sachha pyar hai SHER: Mohabbat ka imtehaan asaan nahi*Pyar bas paane ka naam nahi*Aisi shayari bas wohi likh sakta hai*Jiske paas karne ko aur koi kaam nahi SHER: Hume hasta hua dekhkar log kehte hai*Ki hum gum se khaali hai*Unhe kya pata humne aaj hi apni*Shaadi ki patrika chapwaane ko daali hai SHER: Kismat se shikayat kyun hai*Tadapne ki chahat kyun hai*Pata hai woh zindagi ko jahannum bana degi*Par usi ladki se mohabbat kyun hai SHER: Ishq mein zakham khaye humne*Afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi*Do saal apne aage peeche ghoomakar aaj kehti hai*Jaao hame tumse pyar nahi SHER: Ladkiyon ko call karne mein*Har ashiq ka waqt guzarta hai*Shayad itna kaafi nahi hai*Jo ye bewakoof unke bhi mobile ka bill bharta hai SHER: Mujhe yaad karne mein ae sanam*Yun waqt naa gawaya karo*Jab bhi doobna chaho meri yaad ke saagar mein*Seedhe maikhaane chale aaya karo SHER: Mere prem ki badi vichitra kahani hai*Ek ladki meri deewani hai*Baaki toh sab theek hai*Mushkil bas ye hai ki woh meri naukarani hai SHER: Hum unhe manaate rahe*Unki raahon mein aate jaate rahe*Unhone kaha hume karaate practise karni hai*Aur hum bechaare maar khaate rahe SHER: Hum abtak na jaan paaye hai*Mohabbat kis chidiya ka naam hai*Hum to haseenaon ke paise par aish karte hai*Ishq to bewakufo ka kaam hai SHER: Jiska jee har baar machalta hai*Jo roz apne rang badalta hai*Kya kahi dekha hai aapne mere aashiq ko*Bewada lehra lehra ke chalta hai SHER: Uska saath naseeb ho*Isliye main do saal fail hua*Woh kisi aur ke saath bhaag gayi*Mera popat aur unn dono ke dilon ka mel hua SHER: Woh dil se sochti hai aur hum dimaag se*Shayad yahi pareshaani hai*Isliye to college ki sabse haseen ladki*Yaaro apni deewani hai SHER: Dilruba chali gayi saath chhod kar*Pyar ke sab vaade tod kar*Achha khaasa kamata tha main bhi kabhi*Karodo se aaj aa gaya hu road par SHER: Yaad aapki parchhaai si lagti hai*Kaano me shehnai si lagti hai*Jabse aap aaye ho zindagi mein*Doosri har mehbooba paraai si lagti hai SHER: Unhe dekh ke saanse ruk jaati hai*Unke aane se badla ye sama hai*Abe unke aane se kuch nahi hua*Baahar thand hai aur tujhe asthama hai SHER: Haath mein jaam lab par uska naam hai*Isi tarah guzarti har shaam hai*Humse koi ummed mat rakhna*Nikkame shayaron ka bas yahi kaam hai SHER: Apne gamo ki numaish na kar*Yu naseeb ki aazmaish na kar*Kasaai ki ladki ko chedne waale ashiq*Yu jawani mein marne ki khwaish na kar. SHER: Har roz mera pati jhooth bolkar*Jhooti kasme khaata hai*Ab kya ye meri galati hai jo har roz woh*Mere belan se peeta jaata hai SHER: Haath par tere naam ki lakeer hai*Usi se badli ye takdeer hai*Laakho kamata tha jo ashiq kabhi*Ek ladki ke aane se ban gaya fakeer hai SHER: Ladka apni dilruba se poochta hai*Kya pyar karna paap hai?*Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai*Abe jaldi bhaag peeche uska baap hai SHER: Agar mohabbat karni hi hai*Toh karo isko bade shaan se*Jab ishq karoge toh padhai ka har khayal*Nikaal daalo apne dhyaan se SHER: Dil rota hai tujhe dekh kar*Kahi ye duniyawaale sab jaan na le*Apne chehre ko chupa ke rakhna*Kahi pagal-khaane waale pehchaan na le SHER: Kya kahe is dil ki haalat*Tum dor ho toh tumhara intezaar satata hai*Main jab bhi tumko yaad karta hoon*Mujhko tez bukhar ho jaata hai SHER: Mujhe itni bhi mohabbat na do*Ki anjaam soch ke dil raaton ko jagne lage*Jahan bhi dekhu ladkiyon ka jhoond*Apna swayamvar lagne lage SHER: Jaane kab maut ka paigaam aa jaaye*Zindagi ki shaam aa jaaye*Ladkiya chhodo desh pe jaan do*Taaki amar jawaano mein apna naam aa jaaye SHER: Khuda kare mere yaar muskuraten rahe*Yun hi kudiya phasate rahe*Koi ladki na phasi toh kya hua*Customer care se hi kaam chalate rahe. SHER: Mere jism se unki mehek*Yaaro aaj bhi aati hai*Chaar baar naha chuka hoon kal se*Par chameli ke tel ki khushboo nahi jaati hai SHER: Apne toote dil ke saath yaaro*Hum itni baar maikhaane gaye hai*Ab to waha ka ek monthly paas hi banwa le*Man hi man ye soch rahe hai SHER: Tere bina na guzaregi ye zindagi ae dost*Tu to mere haathon ki lakeer hai*Tere baap ke paise bina*Tera ye dost jaise koi fakeer hai SHER: Hume laga ishq sukoon dega*Dard-o-gum ki kisko khabar thi*Yaar ka dil samajhke bas gaye jahan*Shaadi karke pata chala wo apni kabr thi SHER: Jaan gaye jahaan gaye*Dil ka lutna kya badi baat hai*Ye samajh le kisi cheez ka bharosa nahi*Jab tak koi paagal premi tere saath hai SHER: Jhoote ilzaam humpe lagaya na karo*Bewaqt khwabo mein aaya na karo*Din bhar to tere saath hote hai*Yu sapno mein aake pakaya na karo SHER: Nazar ne dil ki baat kahi*Hum ishq ka rivaaz nibha aaye hai*Izhar kiya dil ne kuch is tarah*Ki badle mein do karaare jhapad khaaye hai SHER: Uske honton ki wo muskurahat*Uski aankhon mein wo suroor hai*Ab kya ye hamaari galati hai doston*Ki hum padhai likhai se koso durr hai SHER: Mohabbat kar to li tumse*Par jatana humko aaya nahi*Kya kare ishq ka koi bhi paath*Hume college mein kisine padhaya nahi SHER: Shayaraana adayein teri*Shayari se bhari ye baaten hai*Tere honton se lafz chunkar hi to sanam*Hum itni ghatiya shayari banate hai SHER: Zindagi ke gulistaan mein*Khushi ke phool khilna baaki hai*Shaadi to kar li hai humne yaaro*Par abhi dahej ke paise milna baaki hai SHER: Bebasi ka kadwa zeher*Hum ghoont ghoont pi rahe hai*Khud to kuwaare baithe hai aur*Logon ke shaadi ke kapde si rahe hai SHER: Juda huye to kya*Humne bhi ishq mein kuch pal bitaaye hai*Duniya se chup ke mile hai aksar*Bina music pedo ke peeche gaane gaaye hai SHER: Jahan se aati hai mehek teri*Wahi pe sanam mera makaam hai*Teri khushboo se kheencha chala aata magar*Aaj mujhe jara sardi zukaam hai SHER: Teri kaali ghani zulfon ko dekh ke*Mere dil ki awaaaz kehti hai*Tu kyun har baar inme haath ghoomakar*Juyen chunti rehti hai SHER: Ishq ki aise saza mili*Na rone ki fursat thi na marna raas aaya*Tujhse nazar milai aur swine flu hua*Tabse koi aur na hamare paas aaya SHER: Jab tak tum mere saath the sanam*Kisi dard ka aehsaas paaya nahi*Tujhse jyada dardnaak kuch bhi*Khuda ne aaj tak banaya nahi SHER: Jaane kyon bekaraari si lagti hai*Dhadkano mein khumaari si lagti hai*Jab se dil machalne laga hai*Har kuwari kanya pyari si lagti hai SHER: Ranj-o-gum ki syahi se*Hum likhte hai kahaani ujade pyaar ki*Barso se chukaate phir rahe hai*Udhaari apne bebas aur majboor yaar ki SHER: Apni aankhon se ae sanam aap*Kabhi hamare pyar ko dekh na paaye*Donate kar do in aankhon ko abhi*Shayad ye kisi aur ke kaam aajaaye SHER: Tu chand hai to sharmaya na kar*Phool se chehere ko murjhaya na kar*Baar baar shaadi ke khayal se hume*Ae sanam yun daraya na kar SHER: Hume nahi mohabbat kisise*Bas hum sabko dekha karte hai*Chahte hai ki koi hume bhi pasand kare*Par sab log hume bas andekha karte hai SHER: Bhulaane waale se koi keh do*Yu hume yaad na aaya kare*Mere hi awaara dost ka haath thaam kar*Mere hi bageeche mein geet na gaaya kare SHER: Tere khayalon se fursat kaha*Jo kisi aur pe nazar pad jaaye*Itni dehshat bhari hai mohabbat teri*Majaal hai jo kisi se aankh lad jaaye SHER: Dua karo mil jaaye hume bhi aisa saathi*Jo hamari yaad mein aansoo bahaye*Koi to wajah ho jeene ki*Jiski khaatir hum roz subah nahaye SHER: Rona to chahte hai*Par gale lagane waali milti nahi*Hum to taiyaar baithe hai*Par naukar ki tarah peeche bhagaane waali milti nahi SHER: Taj mahal ki har deewar par maine*Likha hai sanam tera naam*Shahjahan ne banaya mohabbat ka tohfa*Aa gaya aaj apne bhi kaam SHER: Gum ki parwah nahi hume*Tera saath hi ab jeene ka sahara hai*To kya hua jo raah chalte log kehte hai*Dekho kitna bebas ye bechara hai SHER: Kaash khuda har haseen ladki ko*Is ashiq pe fida kar de*Aur jaise hi uske man mein shaadi ka khayal aaye*Fauran usse humse juda kar de SHER: Jo hum na honge is dharti par*To ishq ki shama kaise jalegi*Hamare bina ae duniyawaalon*Daaru ki dukaane kaise chalegi? SHER: Na koi khoobsurat haseena ho*Na hi jannat ki hoor ho*Main chahta hoon ek aise ladki ka uddhar karna*Jo bebas besahara aur majboor ho SHER: Har kasam tod di unki khaatir*Kai zakhm dil ne khaaye hai*Aur dekho aaj wohi mehboob hume*Apni shaadi ka nevata dene aaye hai SHER: Har rishta pyar nahi hota*Har jawaab izhaar nahi hota*Jo maangte phirte hai ladki ke dil mein jagah*Kya unka koi ghar baar nahi hota? SHER: Chilla ke sabne kaha aapse*Ki shaadi insaan ki bahut badi bhool hai*Phir bhi is jhamele mein phas gaye aap*Ab pachtaana fizool hai SHER: Apne sanam ko hum na paa sake*Dard dil unhe na suna sake*Uske bhai ne tode kuch is tarah daant mere*Ki do waqt ki roti bhi na kha sake SHER: Unki lambi ghani zulfon ke saaye mein*Kisi ki zindagi ka savera hai*Sochta hoon main aksar, *Kitni juon ka in zulfon mein basera hai SHER: Hamari mehfil mein wo aate rahe*Is dil ko lubhaate rahe*Wo karte rahe wah wah hume dekh kar*Aur hum ek behre ko shayari sunaate rahe SHER: Apne naseeb ki khushiyan*Ae sanam hume dilaane ke liye aa*Kabse tanha baithe hai andhere mein*Jara kamre ka bulb jalaane ke liye aa SHER: Aati thi wo chhat par,jab bhi shaam dhalti thi *Aaj pata chala wo mohabbat nahi hai *Pados ki ladki neend mein chalti thi.. SHER: Kaun kehta hai dikhte nahi zakhm*Sharaab se inko seene ke baad*Zindagi ka likha chittha ugal deta hai*Har majboor ashiq peene ke baad SHER: Aisi bhi kya khata thi hamari*Ki mila na hume mehboob ka pyar*Hum to gaye the phool lekar unke liye*waapas laute khakar jooton ki maar SHER: Doodh mein paani,colddrinks mein pesticide*Paani bhi ho gaya hai kharab *Ab hum kya karen bataao*Peene ke liye bachi hai bas sharab. SHER: Dil ki basti mein wo aaye*Hamara chain sukoon leke kho gaye*Hum din mein 4 baar nahate the pehle*Ab to haath dhoye bhi jamaane ho gaye SHER: Har saal paas hota gaya pappu*Log samjhe iski to shaan hai*Hum the chaalu so business kar liya*Aur pappu bechare ki paan ki dukaan hai SHER: Log gazal likha karte hain*Doosron ke ishq ki misaal dekh kar*Aur hum dard bhare gaane likhte hain*Apna bebas haal dekh kar SHER: Raat pareshaan hai*Chand bhi aaj khamosh hai*Jyada peene ke baad shayar aksar ye sab kehte hai*Becharon ko tab rehta nahi koi hosh hai SHER: Kitni khush naseeb hoon main sanam*Jo mere itne paas hai tu*Meri har udhaari ko jo poora kar sakta hai*Aisa ek atoot vishvaas hai tu SHER: Ghayal kiya hai sabko*Teri nazar ke isharon ne*Apni ungaliyo par nacha rahi hai aashiq ko tu*Aisa bhi kya gunah kiya hai bechare ne SHER: Mushkil na hota jeewan ka safar*Agar tum hume yu dard mein na dubote*Dur jo rehte ishq ke jhamele se*To is tarah har saal fail na hote SHER: Chand nahi to sitaare na hote*Ishq ke wo ishaare na hote*Jo na aate aap zindagi mein yun*To aaj hum itne majboor aur bechaare na hote SHER: Kuch na raha zindagi mein apni*Jab se tum humse rooth gaye*Jo haath bharte the hamara har ek bill*Wo aaj in haathon se chhoot gaye SHER: Ek taraf dariya hai yaaron*Dooji taraf khaai hai*Ain waqt par shaadi se mana kar rahi hai*Jo policewaale ki ladki maine bhagaai hai SHER: Ye jo boondein baarish laayi hai*Apne dil ki daastan sunaayi hai*Jise chaha tha kabhi dilse humne*Aaj wo padosi ki biwi banke aayi hai SHER: Har khushi chheen li humse*Bewafa yaar ke gum ne*Kal tak gareebo ko daan karte the hum*Aaj bheek maangne par majboor kiya hai sanam ne SHER: Kaun kehta hai mehnat nahi ki*Khoon paseene ki ye kamaai hai*Saalon dhoondte rahe jis ameer sasur ko*Usi ke hum khushnaseeb jamaai hai SHER: Kitne majboor hote hai wo ashiq*Jo ishq mein shaadi karte hai*Jis chidiya ko jaal mein phasaya tha kabhi*Aaj usi ki maar se darte hai SHER: Is baar karwa chauth par*Hum bhi khuda se kuch mangenge sanam*Is zindagi mein to tera mazak seh liya*Ab yehi namuna na dena agle janam SHER: Pyar na tanhaai mili*Ishq mein hume ruswaai mili*Socha tha apne naseeb mein hoor hogi*Ghoonghat uthaya to pimples se bhari lugaai mili SHER: Bade berehem hai mere sasuraal waale*Apni beti kar di inhone mere hawaale*Phans gaye shaadi ke jaal mein hum*Ae khuda ab mujhe uthaale SHER: Samajh mein nahi aate hume*Kambakth aashiq is naye daur ke*Aaj kisi aur ki goad mein lete hai*Kal deewane honge ye kisi aur ke SHER: Maikhaane mein hi ab basera hai*Jabse tune ye dil tod diya*Itna le chuki ho mere naam par udhaar*Ki ab maine ghar jaana bhi chod diya SHER: Shaadi mein ghodi chadhaya tha yaaron ne*Na jaane aisa kyun kiya tha*Aaj pata chal raha hai aakhri baar hume*Bhaagne ka mauka diya tha SHER: Aaj phir yaaron ishq mein mujhse*Ho gayi ek chhoti si bhool*Socha tha usko gulaab dunga*Par uski size dekhke de aaya gobhi ka phool SHER: Uski aankhen uski baaten*Maano wo meri zindagi ki aas ho gayi*Hum reh gaye akele isi class mein*Aur patthardil haseena paas ho gayi SHER: Dil ka dard batate kyon nahi*Dosti ka haq jatate kyon nahi*Agar itni mushkil ho rahi hai kabz se*To haazme ki goli khaate kyon nahi SHER: Dene ke badle mein kuch lene ko*Log kehte vyapaar hai*Aur zindagi bhar ladko ko lootte rehna*Ladkiyon ki nazar mein sachcha pyar hai SHER: Badi nazakat se lagaya unhone*Mere baalon mein phool chameli ka*Phir dheemi awaz mein kaha humse*Jara naam pata to dena apni saheli ka SHER: Aao chale ek aise safar pe*Jahan na manzilein na raaste hai*Na kharche ki chinta hai jahan*Aur aalu pyaz bhi saste hai SHER: Dil ka dard jite hai*Tera naam lekar har jaam pite hai*Jis dil ko tune thukraya tha bewafa*Wohi dil aaj teri saheli ke naam karte hai SHER: Aapki shayari mein ae sanam*Hum kuch iss tarah kho gaye*Saari mehfil wah wah kar rahi thi*Hum bore hokar so gaye SHER: Udaas muskuraahat ke saath*Khade hum bilkul akele hai*Ishq ka izhaar bhi theek se nahi kar paate*Dekho hamare ashiq kitne thakele hai SHER: Ishq ki maar badi dardeeli*Ishq mein dil na fasaana jee*Shaadi ke baad sachche pyar se hi pitoge*Mehboob ke saath ghar na basaana jee SHER: Band karo shayari likhna*Ye kabhi na bujhne waali pyaas hai*Tum samajhte ho ise ishq ki dastaan*Par logo ke liye ye sab bakwaas hai SHER: Hawaen kehti hai tum aa rahi ho*Fizaon ko jaga rahi ho*Mehekte hai tumhaare aane ke paigham*Aaj kal chameli ka tel jo laga rahi ho SHER: Khaali botal khaali jaam*Paimana bhi teri yaad mein chhalakne se darta hai*Kare bhi to kya ye ashiq*Gali ka har gunda tujhpe marta hai SHER: Kal kisne dekha hai yaaro*Hum to aaj mein jeete hai*Bhavishya mein koi dil tode na tode*Aao ishq-e-gum mein hum aaj se hi peete hai SHER: Chhod gayi wo berehem hume*Ishq ki beech majdhaar mein*Aehsaan mein waiter ki naukari bhi de gayi*Apne hi pati ke beer bar mein SHER: Yahan logon ko do waqt ki*Roti tak nahi milti hai khaane ko*Aur bewakoof ashiq saari daulat luta raha hai*Ek magroor ladki pataane ko SHER: Mat raho humse yu khafa sanam*Teri berukhi hum seh na paayenge*Agar satati rahi tum yu hi humko*To hum teri saheli ke ho jaayenge SHER: Hum bewafa nikale ye kehkar*Aksar wo duniya ke saamne rote hai*Arre bhai kyun kare hum wafa unse*Wafadaar to gali ke kutte hote hai SHER: Kudrat ne aaj hume milaya hai*Barso se khoya pyar paya hai*Tune lehraai jaha julfein waha se*Tera dandruff mujhe tujh tak le aaya hai SHER: Thak gaya hoon tere intezaar mein*Ek tehraav sa saanso par chhaya hai*Ye ishq ka asar nahi ae ashiq*Lagta hai ab tera budhapa aaya hai SHER: Jab bhi kabhi unki gali se*Hum sharmaake guzar jaate hai*Izhaar-e-ishq karne ki bajaye*Wo zalim kameenepan par utar aate hai SHER: Hamare muskuraane ki wajah aap ho*Is dil ka sanam hissa aap ho*Jab bhi zikr ho has has ke paagal kar de*Aisa ek mazakiya kissa aap ho SHER: Yaad bhi nahi kab usne*Apne dil ki baat kahi thi*Wo bechara kar raha tha izhaar-e-ishq*Aur main uske dost ke baare mein soch rahi thi SHER: Humse koi pyar na kare*Khamakha aankhen chaar na kare*Hum bewafaai jeb mein liye ghoomte hai*Jyada emotional log humpe aitbaar na kare SHER: Baha raha tha ishq ke bazar mein*Yaaro mein apne dil ka lahu*Aur wo patthar dil khushi se ban rahi thi*Kisi aur ke ghar ki bahu SHER: Nazar mil gayi tujhse*Dil kho gaya teri raahon mein*Bas mushkil ye hai badi badboo aati hai*Jab tu thaamti hai mujhe apni baahon mein SHER: Kabse ishq ki god mein soye ho*Ab waqt aaya hai jaag jaao*Isse pehle ki ladki shaadi ke baare mein pooche*Jaldi se uth ke bhaag jaao SHER: Unki lambi ghani zulfon ke saaye mein*Kisi ki zindagi ka savera hai*Sochta hoon main aksar, *Kitni juon ka in zulfon mein basera hai SHER: Ishq karna fizool hai*Ye insaan ki bahut badi bhool hai*Isse accha to koi pyar bhari film dekh lo*Usme kam se kam paisa to vasool hai SHER: Main insaan hoon koi khilauna nahi*Ke jab dil bhara tod diya*Khaate peete ghar ka lagta tha kabhi*Ishq ne tere dekh kaise nichod liya SHER: Aakhir woh aa hee gaye laut ke *Duniya ki haqeeqat dekh ke *Varna unhe kya pata tha *Kitna kharcha hota hai ek-ek SMS bhej ke! SHER: Mohabbat ki raahon mein*Nakhre bahut saare hai*Hamari bhalaai chahta hoga khuda*Shayad isiliye hum ab tak kuwaare hain. SHER: Chod kar chali gayi wo humko*Ab kya kare batao is haal me jee ke*Aisi bhi kya kami thi mujh bechare mein*Siwaye vitamin A B aur C ke SHER: Phone par ladkiyon ko patata hai koi*Koi dil toota hua deewana hai*Aksar main ye sochta hoon*Ye boys hostel hai ya pagalkhaana hai? SHER: Tujhse milkar bichadne ka khayaal*Jab bhi dil mein aata hai*Tere baad kis hassena ko pataunga sanam*Tab bas yahi khayaal satata hai. SHER: Har janam tujhe pana chahte hai*Bas tera saath nibhana chahte hai*Itna pyar hai tujhse*Tere ghar mein jamai bankar aana chahte hai SHER: Aankhon mein sapne hai*Man mein atoot vishwaas hai*Jab tak karodpati ki kanya*Yaaro apne paas hai SHER: Agar inkaar kar deti pehle*Toh aaj nashe mein behosh na hota*Pata hota 4 kutte paale hain*Toh tere ghar mein ghusne ka josh na hota. SHER: Rishton mein uljhe shayari likhte rahe*Ranjo gum ki syahi se*Saalo se jispar line maar rahe the*Woh pat gayi aaj mere apne hi bhai se SHER: Zamane se humko ruswaai mili*Socha dilbar ke sahare jee lenge*Apne mehnat ki roti na kama sake to kya*Sanam ke paise ki daaru pi lenge SHER: Mehekne lagi hai har dar-o-deewar*Sanam tere aane ke baad*Lagta hai phir do botal room freshner chidakna hoga*Aaj tere jaane ke baad. SHER: Prem ek bimaari hai*Tabhi to hum bramhachaari hai*Har kanya man ko bas tab tak bhaati hai*Jab tak wo aapse durr tatha kuwaari hai SHER: Agar mujhe kabhi maut aa jaaye*To yaaro bas ek ehsaan karna*Kabar mein daal dena mobile mera*Akela waha bore ho jaaunga warna SHER: Bachpan aur jawaani beet gayi*School college ki padhaai mein*Bachi huyi zindagi guzaar rahe hain ab*Joru ke saath roz ki ladaai mein. SHER: Ae sanam har nukkad par*Mere hi ishq ke charche hai*Log kehte hai jo kal tak 500 mein ghar chalata tha*Aaj hazaron ke uske kharche hai SHER: Ameer baap ki bigadi betiyon ke*Paise par aish karna galat nahi*Unhe mohabbat ke siva kuch bhi dene ki*Majboor ashiqon ki haalat nahi SHER: Ae bewafa hamara dil todne se pehle*Humpar ek aakhri aehsaan kar de*Apni kisi saheli se milwakar*Ye dard-e-judaai aasaan kar de. SHER: Ae sanam tere saath hum*Yun na karte apni zindagi barbaad*Agar pata hota tu roz 5 waqt khaakar*Itni moti hone waali hai shaadi ke baad SHER: Ek ho jaayenge hum dono*Jab tere haathon par mehendi rach jaayegi*Tu sambhalegi jo ghar ko mere*Kaamwaali ki tankhwa bhi bach jaayegi SHER: Yun roz raat ae sanam*Mere khwaabon mein aaya na karo*Din bhar tere peeche bhaagta rehta hoon*Kum se kum sapno mein to sataya na karo. SHER: Ishq ka saara junoon*Ek pal mein yaaro utar gaya*Main khada tha sindoor liye intezaar mein*Tabhi koi aur aakar uski maang bhar gaya SHER: Majboor lachaar bebas besahara*Har ashiq yaha pareshaan hai*Yun chun chun ke badle na lo haseenaon*Ashiq bhi aakhir insaan hai SHER: Ae yaaro aksar mere dil mein*Ek hi khayal aata hai*Kya mehbooba ke hazaron nakhre sehne ke liye hi*Ashiq mar mar ke paise kamaata hai? SHER: Jab joru sang sasuraal jaau*Ajeeb khayal satate hai*Uske parivaar ko dekh sochta hoon aksar*Kambakth ye kis chakki ka aata khaate hai SHER: Main aksar ye sochta rehta hoon yaro*Kab aayegi mere sapno ki raani*Kab karwaayegi ghar ke kaam mujhse*Aur kab karegi mujhpar manmaani SHER: Sooni zindagi mein roshni ki kiran lekar*Jab se wo paas aaye hai*Usi din se ae yaaron humne*Bijli ke saare kharche bachaye hai. SHER: Teri galatiyon ko maaf kaun karta*Itna bada insaaf kaun karta*Ye soch ke tujhse kar li shaadi*Tere bina ghar ke bartan saaf kaun karta SHER: Gora chitta ladka hoon yaro*Par biwi mili mujhe kaali hai*Man ko behla leta hoon ye soch kar*Sunder nahi na sahi wo paise waali hai SHER: Nakaam mohabbat mein yaaron humne*Itne sadme sahe hai*Woh patthardil to hume chod ke chali gayi*Use diye tohfo ke EMI bhar rahe hai. SHER: Yu pi lete hai ashiq*Ki sach ke siva kuch yaad nahi rehta hai*Jise kehna hai phool gulaab ka*Nashe mein usko gobi ka phool kehta hai SHER: Shaadi se pehle aksar do premi*Roz ishq ka izhaar karte hai*Shaadi ke baad jab bhi mauka mile*Bas gaaliyon ki bauchaar karte hai SHER: Jise dhoond raha tha barson se*Usne aaj khud mujhe pukaara hai*Sabse keh rahi hai chillakar*Dekho mujhe ghoor raha koi awaara hai. SHER: Hume dekh haseena muskuraai*Pata na chala kab jawani ka josh aaya*Biwi ne dekh liya kahi se hume*Shyam ko phir hospital mein hosh aaya SHER: Jis school mein main padhta tha*Waha aaj bhi mera naam liya jata hai*Class ke sabse shaitan bachhe ko*Mere naam ka award diya jata hai SHER: Dil se jaan jaan se dhadkan*Dhadkan se uska naata hai*Mere seedhe saadhe ishq ko ae shayar tu*Itna complicated kyun banata hai? SHER: Hum rona to bahut chahte hai*Par gale lagane waala koi nahi*Katraate hai log paas aane mein*Humne kameez jo do mahine se dhoyi nahi SHER: Peene ki mujhe aadat nahi*Peeni padti hai gum mein yaar ke*Ashiq bhi jo peena chod de*To kaise chalenge kharche shaher ke beer bar ke SHER: Deewane huye hum jinki yaad mein*Woh hum hi se begaane ho gaye*Hum samajhte rahe naya naya pyar hai*Aur unke liye hum puraane ho gaye SHER: Tera inkaar ikraar se behtar hai*Har waqt ki takraar se behtar hai*Tujhe dekhke yu lagta hai*Akelapan tere jaanleva pyar se behtar hai SHER: Mohabbat mera majhab hai*Pyar meri sachhai hai*Agar abhi bhi mujhpar yakeen na ho to sun lo*Majnu aur Ranjha mere mooh bole bhai hai SHER: Dil ne itna dard saha*Ab to aankhon mein aansu bhi nahi dikhte hain*Apna dukh unhe dikhaane ke liye*Hum glycerene paas rakhte hain. SHER: Meri hasi par na jaao*Is seene mein dehekte sholey palte hai*Jeb mein phooti kaudi nahi hai*Aur wo kehti hai picture dekhne chalte hai SHER: Tere har khwaab ko ae sanam humne*Bade naazon se paala hai*Aur isi jurm ke ilzaam mein khuda ne*Hume is saal bhi fail kar daala hai SHER: Kyun sunaaye pyar ke nagme*Agar yun tanha kar ke jaana tha*Hum samajhte rahe mehbooba jisko*Usne hume apna mooh bola bhai maana tha. SHER: Wo kehti hai wada karo*Mere siva tere jeewan mein koi nahi aayega*Sundarta ke is bhakt se batao*Aisa kathor wada kaise nibhaya jayega? SHER: Aaj kal ki haseenaon ne*Ek baat ko dil se maana hai*Jo mujhpar sabse jyada kharcha karega*Wohi mera sachha deewana hai SHER: Aata nahi hume dilon se khelna*Tabhi ishq ki baazi haar gaye*Jis haath ko thaamne ke sapne dekhe*Wohi haath aaj hume thappad maar gaye SHER: Lut jaate hai shayar aksar*Meboob ki mohabbat ke khel mein*Kuch dikhte hai maikhaane mein pade huye*Kuch pahuchte hai seedhe jail mein SHER: Ishq ki joostuju har waqt*Kabhi armaano ke rele hai*Hum hi jaante hai mohabbat mein humne*Kitne papad bele hai SHER: Dil de kar ye ashiq saahab*Apni mohabbat ke liye kabhi lade the*Parso dekha bazaar mein unko*Bheekh ka katora liye khade the SHER: Zindagi mein apni yaaron*Haseenaon ki koi kami nahi*Bas ek baar kehna padta hai khuda se*Ye waali kuch jami nahi SHER: Saamne tum jo aa gaye*To saanse tham gayi seene mein*Lagta hai shayad nahaye nahi ho*Ae sanam tum iss mahine mein SHER: Teri baaten teri yaaden*Teri adaaon se hum pareshaan hai*Kabhi kabhi sochte hai tu dilruba hai hamari*Ya koi jaanleva shaitaan hai? SHER: Tere saath chalte chalte*Pata bhi na chala kab pyar ho gaya*Itne natak kiye hai ishq mein*Ki baithe baithe ye ashiq star ho gaya SHER: Gul gaya gulshan gaya*Saara jamana rootha lagta hai*Jab se loota hai meri mehbooba ne mujhe*Ghar ka paaltu kutta bhi jhoota lagta hai SHER: Apni kismat ke aage bebas hai insaan*Tabhi to bechara shaadi karta hai*Jo mil gayi usi ko bhagya samajh kar*Har roz bemaut marta hai SHER: Hoon gum ke aashiyaane mein*Koi hasrat nahi ab zamane mein*Aise phenka usne ishq ka jaal*Aadhi zindagi jail aur aadhi pagalkhaane mein SHER: Saasu maa mujhe dekh kar boli*Bada paise wala mera jamaai hai*Biwi ne uth kar jhat se kaha*Maa ye mere khoon paseene ki kamaai hai SHER: Zindagi se tum jab chale gaye*Har taraf se hum barbaad ho gaye*Kismat ne sikhaye paitare aise*Lendaaro se chupne mein ustaad ho gaye. SHER: Haathon ki lakeeron mein*Jeene ke ishaare nahi hote*Jawaan ameer aur hoshiyaar ladke*Kambakth kyun kawaare nahi hote? SHER: Sabse uska dostana hai*Har koi uske pyar mein deewana hai*Kabhi kabhi sochta hoon ladki hai ye*Ya kisi deshi daaru ka thikaana hai SHER: Shaadi ke liye ae yaaro*Ladkiyan hazaron hai*Har khidki mein khadi hai ek ladki*Aur mohalle mein khidkiyan hazaron hai SHER: Pyar karne ke baad pata chala*Isme kitna kuch sehna padta hai*Mehboob ko khush karne ke liye*Har lamha ek naya jhoot kehna padta hai SHER: Tanha chand ko sote dekha*Taaron ko raat mein rote dekha*Saalon se jiske kharche aur nakhre uthaye*Aaj use kisi aur ka hote dekha SHER: Jisse kaha tha ek din humne*Dil dete raho sabko kyunki ishq ek jua hai*Aaj bataya ghar waalon ne hamara*Usi se rishta pakka hua hai SHER: Khuda ne mujhe bakshi jo*Wo apne baap ki tijori ki chaabi hai*Jo hum sab ke kharche poore karegi*Wo tumhaari hone waali bhabi hai SHER: Rakhi baandhne jab aayi wo haseena*Badi jor ka jhatka laga*Ye atyachaar kya kam nahi tha*Ki tohfa dene mein hazaar ka fatka laga SHER: Bhejo kabhi salaam apna*Hume is dil par tera naam chahiye*Doosron ki shayari churana band kar*Hume tere dil se nikla paigham chahiye SHER: Mohabbat ki kashmakash mein humne*Kya kuch nahi saha hai*Jo mooh boli behen thi 1st year mein*Final year tak use dilruba kaha hai SHER: Jiski yaad mein tadap tadap ke*Hum aahe bhar rahe the*Wo patthar dil kisi aur bichare ke saath*Shaadi ki shopping kar rahe the SHER: Kisi paagal kavi ki kalpana ho*Ya kisi lute shayar ki likhavat ho*Jab bhi aati ho dara jaati ho*Ladki ho ya kisi khatre ki aahat ho SHER: Ishq kiya gaane gaaye*Ab hum dono shaadi karenge*Jee liye bahut ek saath*Ab waqt aa gaya hai jab saath marenge SHER: Koi ashiq jeeta deewangi mein*koi har waqt rehta bekaraar hai*Dil hai ladko ka ya mandir ka prasaad*Jo har waqt batne ko taiyar hai SHER: Dil ye machalta raha*Sanam teri yaad mein jalta raha*Tere bina to khaane ke bhi laale hai*Kyun main aaj tak tere tukdo pe palta raha? SHER: Mohabbat ki barbaad huye*Police se bahut maar khaayi hai*Tab jaakar kahi mujh ashiq awaara ki*Gaadi patri par aayi hai SHER: Nazaro ko nam na hone denge*Tujhe doori ka gum na hone denge*Lut jayenge baat karte karte*Par apne mobile ka balance kum na hone denge SHER: Kuch mahine peeche ghuma ke*Achanak ek din khud gum jaati hai*Ladkiyon se bewafai karo to roti phirti hai*Aur wafa karo to rulaati hai SHER: Dil ki kashti ko kinara mil gaya*Jeene ka sahara mil gaya*Jo chup chaap mere saare nakhre sahega*Aaj aisa ek ashiq bechara mil gaya SHER: Shayari likhne mein maza kise aata hai*Ye to bas ek majboori hai*Pet paalne ke liye lute huye ashiq ko*Kuch to karna jaroori hai SHER: Mere dil ka tere dil se*Kuch is kadar rishta jud gaya hai*Pata bhi na chala kab dekhte dekhte*Mobile ka bill chaar guna badh gaya hai SHER: 4 saal line maarne ke baad*Uska message aaya hum aapke hai kaun*Jawab mein socha izhaar-e-ishq kare*Tabhi chori ho gaya hamara phone SHER: Kuch jaam piye tere ikraar ke baad*Kabhi pi liya gum-e-inkaar mein*Achha khasa ashiq tha pehle*Bewada ho gaya hoon tere pyar mein SHER: Jab deep jale humse milne aana*Jab shaam dhale dil ka paigham laana*Gar dhoond na paao ghar hamara*To mooh chupakar wapas chale jaana SHER: Hero ke andaaz mein izhaar-e-ishq ke liye*Ashiq sab kuch karte hai*Kabhi bike laate hai udhaar*Kabhi yaro se kapde maangate phirte hai SHER: Ishq ki kashish ne ae sanam*Hume kuch is kadar madhosh kiya hai*Ki har khoobsurat ladki mein hume*Bas tera hi chehra dikhaai diya hai SHER: Dil lagaya padosan se humne*Ae duniya walon ab na inkaar karo*Bachpan se hi sikhaya gaya tha school me*Apne padosi se bachho pyar karo SHER: Masterjee ne kaha bachhon se*Jhoot bolna paap hai*Ek bachha bola aisa sabak dene waale*Sabse bade jhoote to aap hai SHER: Exam mein, har sawal se dat kar ladna*Fekne mein kami na karna*Aage peche zaroor dekhna aur aagewale ka paper apna samajhna SHER: Jise tum zindagi se jyada pyar karte ho*Agar wo tumhaare paas na aaye*To uska number mujhe de dena*Shayad mere saath wo set ho jaaye SHER: Ladko ki baat ko dil pe mat lo*Ye aaj hai yaha kal kahi aur jud jayenge*Ishq mein kiye saare waade*Ek din hawa mein phur se ud jayenge SHER: Aansu tere nikle aankh meri ho*Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho*Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho*Joote tujhe pade kartoot meri ho SHER: Mat cheeno bachho se mobile*Ye akele rehne se bahut darte hai*Le lo exams bhi SMS par inki*Ye ek hi cheez to man lagakar karte hain SHER: Mohabbat ke raaston par*Chalte hai aksar deewaane*Nikalte hai mehboob ke ghar se pitte huye*Aur seedhe pahuchaye jaate hai thaane SHER: Chandani ne kaha ke tu pyar kar*Shama ne kaha aankhen chaar kar*Gori ko cheda toh boli muskarakar*Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar. Sher: Macchar kaate toh mat ho hairaan, macchar jo kaate toh mat ho hairaan. Anjaane mein hi sahi, kar rahe ho rakth daan. Sher: Ek umar ke baad khwahish nahi hoti,ghata chaati hai,baarish nahi hoti*chhod do ab parlour jana,plastic ki chappal pe polish nahi hoti Sher: Ladka apni dilruba se poochta hai,kya pyar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai,abe jaldi bhaag peeche uska baap hai Sher: Hai re naari,vyatha sunn hamari*Mohabbat ki humne toh ho gayi itni udhaari,ab tak chuka rahe hai usko ban ke brahmachaari Sher: Kya meri naak tedhi hai,aankh mendhak si hai,surat aur dimaag se bewakoof lagta hoon*toh kyun sab kehte hai,main aap jaisa dikhta hoon Sher: Rok do mere janaze ko,mujh mein phir se jaan aa gayi hai*Mud ke ek baar dekh toh lo jaalimon,sharab ki dukaan aa gayi hai Sher: Uske haaton ko chuma andhere mein, kya nazuk uski hatheli thi*Chanta pada toh pata chala, wo mehbooba nahi uski saheli thi Sher: Kya andaaz hai, kya jalwe hai, kya style hai, aur kya smile hai*Message toh karte nahin aur,garv se kehte ho mere paas mobile hai Sher: Pehle tu sharmayegi,phir nakhre dikhayegi,phir nazare milayegi*30 ka ho gaya hu ab agar nahi maani,toh meri shaadi kahi aur ho jaayegi Sher: Mere dil ka instrument, mohabbat ke SIM card par chalta hai*Problem bas yahi hai mere phone ka,har mahine number badalta hai Sher:Ashiq ki life mein pyar ka bhoot chahiye,badan par mehenga suit chahiye*Ye kaafi nahi hai yar,dil ke saath haddiyan bhi majboot chahiye Sher: Meri mehbooba pyar bhare geet ga rahi hai*Ab toh chup ho ja jaanemen,phalak ke sitaron ko bhi neend aa rahi hai Sher: Thodi masti thoda pyar,jawani ke din mein kar le yaar*jab ladkiyon pe shaadi ka chadhne lage bukhar,toh samet samaan aur ho ja faraar Sher:Aap aap ho to kya aap ho,hum hum hai to kya hum hai*wo golgappa kya tasty hoga jis me paani kam hai?Is se bakwas sher bana agar dum hai Sher: Keh do saare zamaane se, ki humein unse pyar nahi. Us ladke ka main kya karu jiske paas paisa, bangla aur car nahi! Sher: Aadhi umar gujar gayi,mohabbat ki nadaani mein*Phir jab shaadi huyi toh laga,gayi bhains paani mein Sher: Maine tujhse dil se pyar kiya,tujhe abla samajhkar*Aur tere baap ne mujhe peet diya, free ka tabla samajhkar Sher: Uss badsurat ashiq ki mehbooba ko dekh ke hairaan mat ho*khuda teri bhi jholi bharega dost pareshaan mat ho Sher: Main sochta hi raha,koi aur le gaya uska dil*Wo huyi kisi aur ke sapno ki shehzadi, aur main tally karta raha uski shaadi ka bill Sher: Jab jab shayari aati hai,saath mein sar dard laati hai*Jisko ho gaya shayari se pyar, samjho wo kaam se gaya mere yaar Sher: Darne laga toh kayar ho gaya,bandook chalai toh fire ho gaya*ye shayari hai ya mazak koi,kuch bhi bak diya aur shayar ho gaya Sher:Kaunsa phool kaha hai titliyan jaane hai,baat apne matlab ki kudiya jaane hai*yun to lagti ye seedhi hai,par pyar ka har idea jaane hai Sher:Mausam mast hai,maahol jabardast hai,sab apne kaam mein mast hai*socha tumhe phone pe Hi keh du,par tere route ki sabhi liney vyast hai Sher: Kaam karo ya na karo,uski fikr jaroor karo*Fikr bhi karo ya na karo,par uss fikr ka jikr jaroor karo Sher: Aapki dosti itni pyari hai ke koi shaq nahi,aap pe jaan waari hai koi shaq nahi*Sabne aapko laat maari hai,kya mera koi haq nahi? Sher: Peene ka mood hai,mausam bhi mast hai,paas hi daaru ki dukaan hai*Par ye soch ke ruk jata hoon,wahi pe joru ke baap ka makaan hai Sher: Dil karta hai tere paas aau,wah wah wah wah*Agar teri WAH ki factory band ho gayi ho,toh doosri line sunaau? Sher: Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain,*Logon ki patniyon ke paas ghanton baithkar,*Unke pati ke marne ke fayade batate hain. Sher: Meri prem kahani ka yaron,bada hi ajeeb ending tha*maine usse propose kiya SMS par,jo uski shaadi tak pending tha Sher: Dil ka kaha kaam kardo,pyari si muskan mere naam kardo*Aaj dunia pe ek ehsaan kar do, ghar se naha ke niklo aur sab ko hairan kar do Sher: Baharo phool barsaao mera dost aaya hai,Gali mein ek mehek si laya hai*barso tak thi jise paani se alergy,aaj wo saabun se nahaya hai Sher: Hum hain raahi pyar ke, humse kuch na boliye. Humko jahan khatiya mili, hum vahin pe soliye. Sher: Mere dil mein tere liye, ek ajeeb si tadap jaagi hai. Jis din se meri biwi, padosi ke saath bhaagi hai. Sher: Jab hota hai tera didaar, ye dil dhadakta hai baar baar*aadat se majboor ho tum jaaneman,jaane kab maang lo kuch rupaye udhaar Sher: Teri rah dekhte dekhte jaaneman pura din dhal gaya*candle light dinner ke liye jalai mombatti,aankh lag gayi aur mera ghar jal gaya Sher:Ishq ne mujhe nikamma kar diya,hara bhara ped tha sukha khambha kar diya*doob gaya udhari mein aise,tum rahi jawan mujhko dada kar diya Sher: Sote huye ko jagayenge hum,aapki neend udayenge hum*jaante hai aayega aapko gussa,tabhi toh chain-o-sukun paayenge hum Sher: Likhe jo khat tujhe, wo teri yaad mein*saare lag gaye, kal raat mummy papa ke haath mein Sher: Usne yu dekha din me raat huyi,dhoop ki jagah barsaat huyi*Sapno pe paani fir gaya,jab shaadi ke din wo kisi aur ke saath faraar huyi. Sher: Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...*Tumko dekha....toh yeh khayal aaya,*Pagalon ke stock mein naya maal aaya! Sher: Ek vaada tha har vaade ke peeche,tu na thi dil ke darwaaze ke peeche*pitwa diya tune iss kadar,baap right ko aur bhai left ko kheenche Sher: Ram ne dhanush toda, Sita daudi aayi,Krishna ne baansuri bajayi, Radha bhaagi chali aayi. Maine bas seeti bajayi,woh baap ko le aayi. Sher: Iss daur mein pyar karna bekaar hai,ab na hume kisi ka intezaar hai*Yun tukde kar diye dil ke usne,jaise dil nahi aam ka achaar hai. Sher: Jab bhi tum mere ghar ke aage se gujre,kya bataye kya haal hua hamara*aaj tak bhool nahi paaye hai hum,kya gazab ka kutta tha tumhara. Sher: Bimaar shayar:Dil phephare gurda,huye murda*saans bhi jo leta hoon,saath mein khaas leta hoon.Haalat buri hai,par shayari jaruri hai. Sher: Paai jo mohabbat teri,hum gul-e-gulfaam ho gaye*par tere papa se pade itne joote,ki ashiq se jaise mochi ki dukaan ho gaye. Sher: Taraste huye uske haaton ne is kadar meri kalaai ko chuaa hai*Jaise uski har saas mujhse phooch rahi ho,bhiyya time kya hua hai? Sher: Nikalta hoon teri galiyon se,tamanna-e-husn ko dil machalta hai*Tere dar par aakar sar uthata hoon,tera buddha baap bahar nikalta hai. Sher: Teri zulf hai ya raat ka andhera,*Teri zulf hai ya raat ka andhera,*Hoja ganji, kar de sawera. Sher: Sar par exams ka saaya hai,In dino mein sukh kisne paya hai*Duniya waale kehte hai acche number laao,koi batao inko ye sab mohmaya hai Sher: Sangeet ke saath awaaz, phool ke saath khushbu. Jism ke saath rooh, khushi ke saath gham. Aapko tang karne ko hum, har lamha har dam! Sher: Yaron usse mera paigaam pahucha dena,khel nahi hai dil lena dena*wo pooche pata gar mera kabhi,toh girls hostel ki raah dikha dena. Sher: College ki chardeewari mein ajab sa khel hota hai, khel-khel mein dilo ka mel hota hai. Isiliye toh har saal baccha fail hota hai. Sher: Mera pyar bhara dil jaise pyaaz hai,tere khaane mein ye lazzat laayega*Par khanjar se na kaatna isse,nahi toh tujhe umra bhar rulayega Sher: Tere dil mein koi aur basta hai,toh mujhe delete karke na nikaal*na jaane kab pad jaaye meri zarurat,atleast recycle bin mein toh daal Sher: Aap ki yaad mein jiya karenge,aapko miss kiya karenge*intezaar mein mar bhi gaye toh kya hua,yamraaj ke mobile se SMS kiya karenge. Sher: Khidki se jhankte huye,din ke mahine,mahine ke saal ban gaye*tu na aayi dilruba,teri raah dekhte huye kitne windows program ban gaye. Sher: Shaadi ki ghodi par bithake mujhe,dost girls hostel ki taraf huye ravana*kehne lage last time dekh lo,phir jaane kab hoga idhar aana. Sher: Aag lagi dhuaan sa uda,ghutne laga dum,dilbar hamari taraf muda*dekh ke meri oor wo bole,kripaya bujha dijiye ye cigarette ke sholey. Sher: Train chali,bheed badhi,ladka ladki se takraya,ladki boli aadmi ho ya jaanvar*Ladka bola jaan tum ho,main toh bas banunga tera var. Sher: Mat roko mujhe mere yaaron ab jaane do,Wah! Kya dard hai.Mat roko mujhe ab jaane do*bahut ladkiyan hai udhar,please kuch phasane do. Sher: Mere dil ke sartaaj suniye jara,mohabbat mein mujhko piro daaliye*agar khana paka liya ho aapne,toh lage haath bartan bhi dho daaliye. Sher: Mujhe teri mohabbat ka sahara agar mil jata*toh yu mere mobile ka, bill na fizool jaata. Sher: Kaisa ye dard hai mohabbat ka,bas badhta hi chala jaa raha hai*pehle toh sirf dil tak tha,ab phephadon aur liver par bhi chha raha hai Sher: Dil ke yaar ho tum,pyar ki fizaon ki bahaar ho tum*doobti naiya ki patwaar ho tum,bas itna bata do kis paagalkhaane se faraar ho tum. Sher: Tera khayal,teri awaaz,tere bina na ab karaar hai*Jab se tu mere do hazaar, rupaye lekar faraar hai. Sher: Sheesha patthar se takraya,patthar salamat sheesha toot gaya*ladke ne ladki se pyar kiya,ladki salamat ladka ashiqui mein lut gaya. Sher: Kya gazab ka josh hai,tere iss deewane mein*kal zamanat pe chudaya tha,aaj phir pahuch gaya hai thaane mein. Sher: Muskura do jara khuda ke waaste,shama-e-mehfil mein jara roshni kum hai*tabah karta hai husn tumhara,husn hai ya nuclear bumb hai. Sher: Pyar ka pahad chadh toh gaye,ye na dekha neeche gehri khaai hai*Tumko propose kar toh diya,ye na dekha tumhare saath tumhara bhai hai. Sher: Pyar ishq mohabbat mujhe unn tamaam ladkiyon se hai*jo mujhe dekhne ko chupke se jhankti, apne gharon ki khidkiyon se hai Sher: Unko humse mohabbat nahi, ye humne tab jaana*jab shuru kiya unhone, hamare hi jariye hamare dost ko patana Sher: Peeche se dekha toh socha,Wah kya purza hai*Jab aage se dekha toh pata chala,ye toh horror show se bhaga koi murda hai. Sher: Na pyar mein pakade jaayenge hum,na haseeno se maar khayange hum*agar daal na gal paayi hamari, toh har ladki ke bhai ban jaayenge hum Sher: Badal gaya hai jamana,ek din nahi nahaya toh kya chupana*Ab toh mil gaya hai ek readymade bahana,do bucket paani roz hai bachana. Sher: Aye mere kadardaan, dost meri jaan,*Tum hamesha rahoge hatte katte naujawan,*Kyunki, Khuda meherbaan toh,*Gadha pahelvaan. Sher: Bomb se na bandook se,chaaku se na missile se*hum toh sanam mar jaayenge,bas aapki ek sunder smile se. Sher: Jab tota hua dirty, toh tote se boli maina*Pareshaan na ho darling, detergent powder hai na. Sher: Har lamha waqt guzar jaayega, chand lamho mein exam aa jaayega. Abhi waqt hai do line padh lo, varna pass kya tera sasur karvayega? Sher: Unki gali ke chakkar kaatte kaatte, kutte hamare yaar ho gaye. Woh toh humein na mili, par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye. Sher: Kitna khush tha ki tera paigaam aaya,hawa mein udta salaam aaya*khat khola jo maine khusi se,wo kora kagaz tha kya bewakoof banaya. Sher: Zulf-e-daraaz maang ke laaye the chaar baal *Do aarzu mein jhad gaye do intzaar mein. Sher: Chalne lagi hawa kyun behoshi se jhoomke*Aayi hai shayad abhi abhi unke paseene se bhare maathe ko choom ke. Sher: Wo muskurake chal diye toh aapne socha,wo aapke jaal mein fas rahe hai*Jara gaur karo pata chalega,wo aapko joker samajh has rahe hai. Sher: Ajeeb si kashish hai nazar mein teri*Ishq ke nashe mein dil dooba hai*Jisse dil se pyar karta hoon*Wo mohalle ke don ki mehbooba hai Sher: Guzare kal ki yaad aati hai*Soch ke aankhein bhar jaati hai*Jab bhi aate hai teri gali mein zalim*Tere padosi ki billi*Kaat khaati hai Sher: Ghabraai rehti din mein main*Fikr ke bina guzarti raat nahi*Ek dar sa rehta tha pehle magar*Ab insured hai shohar to koi baat nahi Sher: Main bhi shayari suna sakta hoon*Agar mil jaaye sahi mauka*Par jab bhi kuch kehna chahta hu*Mohalle waale poochte hai Ye Kaun Bhauka? Sher: Jaane wo kya chupaati thi*Kuch to tha hoton pe jaane kyun sharmaati thi*Mooh khulwa ke dekha to pata chala*Saali guthka chabaati thi Sher: Tum bas chati kaksha paas ho sanam*Bolo paisa kaise kamaoge*Don bankar hafta wasooli karna*Aur kuch nahi to minister to ban hi jaaoge Sher: Mana hamari surat bekaar hai*Par ishq mein mere koi kharabhi nahi*Bar mein aksar ladkiya pila deti hai*Waise hum aadat se sharabi nahi Sher: Na jaane kaunsi raat aakhri hogi*Na jaane kaunsi mulakaat aakhri hogi*Aaj karlo jee bharke baatein*Kal mere saath koi aur chokri hogi Sher: Mehengaai ne gaade jhande*Shor karo to khaao dande*Kaise jeeye is recession mein yaaron*Hogaye sabke chulhe thande Sher: Har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai*Saccha pyar kisne paaya hai*Hum roz yaad main jhoomte hain unki*Aur log kehte hai dekho peekar aaya hai Sher: Maine dilruba se kahan*Aao chalte hai baag mein aur todte hai phool*Legaya registan sanam ko*Aur bana diya April Fool Sher: Jab se yaaron humne*Ishq ka shehed chakha hai*Mehbooba ke nakhre uthane mein lage hai*Usne naak mein dum kar rakha hai Sher: Main har ladki ka armaan hoon*Haseeno ki jaan hoon*Kahin gale mein shaadi ka patta na pehenna pade*Ye soch kar pareshaan hoon Sher: Pyar ki manzil hume ae sanam*Badalon ke beech le jaayegi*Lekin jaaneman ye to bata*Waha pe tu sabzi kahan se laayegi? Sher: Wo chal diya nazar bachake*Mujhe iska koi bhi gum nahi hai*Bahut sataya hai is ashiq ne*Ab iske jaal mein phansne waale hum nahi hai Sher: Ae ujade shayar karte hai aaj*Hum apne shabdon ka mel*Tu itni ghatiya shayari suna raha hai*To le ab meri bhi jhel Sher: Bahut socha dil ki baat bataye*Par zuban se maar khaate rahe*Dar nahi tha hume kisi ka*Bas wo samajh na paayi aur hum haklaate rahe Sher: Unse nazar milaye zamane guzare*Ab to wo hume dekhke mud jaate hai*Ishq mein phoole phale rehte the*Tanhaai mein dekho sikud jaate hai Sher: Main shaitaan ka saaya hoon*Ishq ka naquab pehen ke aaya hoon*Aaj phir kisi haseena ko patana hai*Isliye barso baad nahaya hoon Sher: Naye kapde dikhane mein reh gaya*Chutte paise lutaane mein reh gaya*Pata li ladki dost ne*Main auntiyo se haath milaane mein reh gaya Sher: Sabki shaadi ho rahi hai*Ishq ka ye mahol hume pasand hai*Taiyar hoke nikalte hai ghar se roz*Ek hafte se mera rasoighar bhi band hai Sher: Ghar khaane pe bulaya yaron ko jab*To kuch is tarah se we bhojan par toote the*Jaise hafto se bhooke kaidee*Jail se achanak choote the Sher: Wah kya mohabbat hai*Is ashiq ka dil sachmuch bahut bada hai*Khud 30 ka hai aur dulhan 60 ki*Girti huyi deewar ke saaye mein khada hai Sher: Mat kholo apni zulfein*Inhe dekh hum ghabra se jaate hai*Lehra ke inko jab tum mudti ho sanam*Saare juyen hamare daaman mein aate hai Sher: Maine kahan dilruba jara haath mila*Wo boli pehle chinese khila*Maine jab kahan sanam mehengaai hai*Wo boli tab to tu mera bhai hai Sher: Aaj waqt hai kar lo ishq*Na jaane kab aakhri shaam ho jaaye*Ishq ho gaya daaku ki beti se hume*Na jaane kab apna kaam tamaam ho jaaye Sher: Humse ishq ke tareeke seekho*Yaha chota bada first aur last nahi*Sab ladkiya ek si hi hai*Nigahein ishq mein koi schedule caste nahi Sher: Ghar pahuchti hai skirt mein wo*Jab ki bahar nikalti hai saadi mein*Jaate dekhta hoon paidal usko*Aur wapas aati hai kisiki gaadi mein Sher: Sasta soorma na khareedo*Phir sochoge zindagi na rahi*Bas ek baar lagaya tha sasta wala kaajal*Uske baad aankhon ki roshni na rahi Sher: Mujh mein nahi koi gun*Phir bhi laya hoon nayi dhun*Tu apni shayari padhke khisakta hai kidhar*Maine tujhe suna tu bhi to mujhe sunn Sher: Indian cricket ka dardnaak pradarshan*Wo din jald hi laayega*Jab run banane ke liye bana balla *Kapde dhone ke kaam aayega Sher: Mana tu haseen aur jawaan hai*Mujhe tujhpe kitna hai aitbaar dekh*Khudwa raha hoon abhi se kabar teri*Tu mera shauk aur intezaar dekh Sher: Mulazim ne sahab se ro kar kaha*Ki madam ne mara hai sote huye*Kahan has ke sahab ne to kya hua*Kabhi mujhko dekha hai rote huye? Sher: Uske chehre par nigaah thehri hai*Wo nazar sagar se gehri hai*Thak gaya pyar ka izhaar karte karte*Phir pata chala wo to behri hai Sher: Mehboob waada karke na aaya*Kya na kiya humne uske pyar mein*Aadhi zindagi intezaar mein kat gayi*Bachi huye bita lenge beer bar mein Sher: Jiske saath manayi Diwali aur Holi*Aaj nikli hai gali se uski doli*Is kadar tanha hua hu*Subah dopahar shaam khaata hoon neend ki goli Sher: Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti*ro kar zakhm bhar gaye hote*Shukr hai ki hijaab daal rakha hai aapne*Warna hum to dar gaye hote Sher: Yaaron tukka bhi teer ho jaaye*garib aadmi ameer ho jaaye*Mawaliyon ko na dekha karo hikaarat se*Kya pata kaunsa gunda vazir ho jaaye Sher: Wo jo itne saalon baad*Apne dil ka ilaaz karne pe razamand hai*Unse kaho kabhi aur aaye*Aaj itvaar hai aur ishq ka clinic band hai Sher: Roz meri rehguzar se*Naye kapde pehen guzar jaati ho*Sach sach batana jaaneman*Ye kapde kahan se chura kar laati ho? Sher: Is baar bhi aaye marks tere kum*Meri udhari ka khata banega tu*Bete ke sar par tapli maar baap ne kaha*Bada hokar kya neta banega tu? Sher: Shaadi se pehle kehti thi joru*Main to aapke charano ki daasi hoon*Shaadi kya huyi lagta hai keh rahi ho*Main tere khoon ki pyasi hoon Sher: Wada hai dosti nibhayenge*Yar tujhe na satayenge*Agar ho jaaye panga tera kisi bhai se*To bas phone karna hum wahi se bhaag jaayenge Sher: Ye ladke nakaami ke maare*Dekhi ladki ki shuru ishaare*Kaam kaarte nahi ladkiyan patti nahi*Thak haar kar budhe ho jaate hai bechaare Sher: Dubli patli haseena thi tum*Kha kha kar behaal ho gayi ho*Jabse shaadi huyi khoon choos rahi ho mera*Tamatar ki tarah laal ho gayi ho Sher: Ek bewafa se ishq karne ki chah mein*Dil ne dekho kya kya karwaya hai*Wo karti rehti hai shopping*Aur har baar bill humse bharwaya hai Sher: Uske dil se dil mila raha hoon*Bike ka petrol jala raha hoon*Ghar mein nahi aate daal ke paise*Aur mohatarma ko pizza khila raha hoon Sher: Tere dil ka mere dil se*Ek ajab sa mel ho raha hai*Main wo waise hi padhai se pare thi*Ab to tu bhi har saal fail ho raha hai Sher: Humne likhi shayari yaaron*Jab us haseena ki nigahein dekhi thi*Aaj bhi yaad hai wo lamha hume*Jab usne sandal maar ke phenki thi Sher: Photo mila ek haseena ka yaaron*Tha wo kai saal puraana*Dekhte rahe ghanto uski tasveer ko*Budhape mein phir yaad aaya wo maal purana Sher: Bete ne kahan maa se*Is baar diwali ka plan to badhiya hai*Kal hi papa kisi se phone pe keh rahe the*Mere paas kai phuljhadiya hai Sher: Andheri raaton mein soomsaan raahon par*Ek aadmi nikalta hai*ghar pahuch kar kehta hai joru se*Apna doodh ka dhanda bahut chalta hai Sher: Haathi cheenti ki shaadi huyi*Doosre din haathi mar gaya*Cheenti boli ek din suhag ka naam diya*Aur umra bhar kabr khodne ka kaam diya Sher: Shaadi karke sab badal gaya*Zindagi bure sadme de rahi hai*Bahut kaam karvati hai joru meri*Pata nahi kis janam ka badla le rahi hai Sher: Hoton pe hasi*Aankhon mein aansoo soya hai*Ab tujhe kya bataau ae jaaneman*Tere bhai ne mujhe kitna dhoya hai Sher: Baap ki jayadaad tujhe mil jaaye*Ye ghar ye gaadi tumhari hogi*Tujhse shaadi kar ghar basa lenge sanam*Socho kya takdeer hamari hogi? Sher: Jee chahta hai dil ko bech kar*Teri maang taaro se bharu*Par bhangaar mein koi nahi kareedta is dil ko*Bata jaaneman ab main kya karu? Sher: Uske kamar ki lachak dekh*Dil se nikali haai*Uske bhai ki muscle dekh*Mooh se nikla bye bye Sher: Baap ne kahan bete se*Mana maine sikhaya jhoot nahi bolte*Par ye baat bhi seekh lo munna*Duniya ke saamne maa baap ki pol nahi kholte Sher: Wo paas aaye aur poochne lage*Kyun nazar mein dard hai humko batao*Humne kahan jaroor batayenge*Pehle meri ungali se apna pair hatao Sher: Ae sanam tere ishq mein zindagi*Bus stop pe kat gayi*Aur tu itni bewafa nikali*Ki conductor se pat gayi? Sher: Ishq mein nakaam hone ki wajah*Bas ye sharaab hai*Dilruba ne khaha ye dil wapas le lo apna*Naya wala ho to do ye piece kharaab hai Sher: Ye kayamat kyun hoti hai*Rab se shikayat kyun hoti hai*Daadhi banane ke liye paise hote nahi*Aise nikammo ko mohabbat kyun hoti hai Sher: Is muskuraahat ke peeche*Dard hai gehra*Kar li watchman ki beti se shaadi*Ab night shift mein de raha hoon pehra Sher: Itni garmi hai sheher mein*Dhone jaao to haath jalte hai*Jo bhoole se tub mein ja baithe nahane*Phir to uble huye hi bahar nikalte hai Sher: Hamari dilruba kehti hai humse*Mujhe tohfe dena tumhara farz hai*Ab kya batau usko yaaro*Is chote se sar par kitna karz hai Sher: Fiza ne paani ko sehlaaya hai*Paani saahil se takraya hai*Tujhe waapas aata dekh dil kehta hai*Abhi to bhagaya tu phir wapas aaya hai Sher: Kabhi aati hai gori mem yaad*Kabhi hoor to kabhi filmo ki haseena*Ae sapno mein jeene waale ashiq*Ye dil hai tera ya koi dish antenna? Sher: Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal bana kar*Mohabbat ki misal bayan ki hai*Par andar ki baat to ye hai*Ki uski EMI unke sasurjee ne di hai Sher: Basa lu tujhe dil mein sanam*Tere itne kareeb aau*Lekin bas ek baat bata de jaaneman*Tere size ki kursi kahan se laau Sher: Kisi ne hume lofer khana*Kisi ne awaara naam diya hai*Insaan to chod ae zalim teri*Gali ke kutton ne bhi hume pareshaan kiya hai Sher: Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye*Hai do dilon ka mel priye*Gar kismat ho acchi to hoti hai shaadi*Warna ashiq jaate hai seedhe jail priye Sher: Tu ya main aaj hoga faisala*Tere paagalpan ka badh raha hai hausla*Kyun utha lata hai itne ande*Ye ghar hai ya kabootar ka ghausla? Sher: Is nacheez ka ek kaam kijiye*Ek pyar bhara geet gaakar*Kama laaiye paise thode*Haath mein katora liye baahar jaakar Sher: Aasmaan mein taaro ki kami nahi*Dil ho saccha to yaro ki kami nahi*Maikhane talaash kar lo saare*Ishq mein lute bimaaron ki kami nahi Sher: Dil cheez kya hai aap meri jaan lijiye*Jaan kya cheez hai aap imaan lijiye*Bas ek guzarish hai aap se*Bohni karaiye farsaan lijiye Sher: Badi chubhan thi uski baat mein*Kuch gadbad thi har mulakaat mein*Ishq ke naam par loot gayi*Aur bina baat daal gayi hawalaat mein Sher: Ishq mein kisi ke baap se ghoose*To kisi ke sandal ki maar khaayi hai*Bahut papad belne ke baad yaro*Humne ye haseena patayi hai Sher: Bachpan mein ki thi mohabbat*Aur huye jawani mein barbaad*Ticket li thi dilli waali ki humne*Doston ne pahucha diyaa gaaziyabaad Sher: Tere hote hum tanha hai*Bata ye kaisa pyar hai*Mere paise par aish karke kisi aur ke saath bhagna*Ye to sarasar purush atyachaar hai Sher: Ishq tera hai badnaam*Haath mein apne ab hai jaam*Seekha tha tere liye khana banana*Tu na mili ye hunar aaya bawarchi banne ke kaam Sher: Teri saanson ne*Aisa gazab dhaya hai*Wo dekh tujhse milne*Toothpaste company ka maalik aaya hai Sher: Josh-e-tufaan mein doston*Ye ubalta hua bulbula reh jayega*Aakar dekhna kabhi meri dilruba ko*Aapka mooh khula ka khula reh jaayega Sher: Har khushi naseeb ho tujhe*Gum sehne ke liye hum kaafi hain*Teri shopping ke saare kharche uthayenge*Jab tak sar par ye baal baaki hai Sher: Humne maanga tha saath unka*Wo nakhre dikhake mooh mod gaye*Unke baap do haath aage nikle*Hamare peeche kutte chod gaye Sher: Roz usko likhte hai khat*Par ek ka bhi jawab aata nahi*Ya to wo patthar dil hai yaaro*Ya uska baap usse padhata likhata nahi Sher: Wada karke nibhana bhool jate hain,lagakar aag bujhana bhool jate hain*aate hai wo milne roz,par har baar deo lagana bhool jaate hai Sher: Tum mujhe ae haseena*Itni aasaani se bhool na paaogi*Dhoond lo chahe saara bazar*Saste kapde sirf yahi pe paaogi Sher: Madhosh hai sanam hamare*Sadiyon purane saaz nikal rahe hai*Ek poori botal peene ke baad*Unki zubaan kai khatarnak raaz nikal rahe hai Sher: Tujhse jis cheez ki umeed na thi,wo dard tune mujhe diya hai*mujh jaise udate parinde ko,shaadi ke jaal mein phaans liya hai Sher: Na koi kashti hai*Na koi kinara hai*Kyunki aapko pakaane ka haq*Ae sanam bas hamara hai Sher: Hum jo badnaam hai koi baat nahi*Log karte hai bakar koi baat nahi*Ta umra bahar hi maze karne hai*Do din rahe jail mein koi baat nahi Sher: Teri aankhon mein aise kashish thi,ki ek nazar ne madhosh kar diya*Jo tu muskuraai to daaton ki sadan ne,haye mujhe behosh kar diya Sher: Raat ki tanhaai se darte hai,hum kagaaz ki parchaai se darte hai*Jabse aap ki surat dekhi hai,hum apni kaali rajaai se darte hai Sher: Har koi ishq mein pareshaan hai*Iss marz ke bade charche hai*Ye wo bimaari hai jiska ilaaj nahi*Umrabhar bas kharche hi kharche hai Sher: Teri tasveer se dil behelta nahi*ye teri tarah sharmaati jo nahi*Ghoorti rehti hai bas frame se mujhe*Belan lekar maarne aati to nahi Sher: Laila se shaadi karne ke liye,gar majnu bina mare ladta*toh usse bhi aaj hum sab ki tarah,shaadi ka jurmana bharna padta Sher: Unhe dekhke dil bhar aaya*Chhu ke dekha to aankhen bhi nam thi*Socha jaakar choom le unko*Par wo the oonche aur height hamari kum thi Sher: Zindagi aur pyar ne kuch na diya*Har lamha bas majboor kiya*Daaru bhi peene ke liye yaaron*Humne saaki se paisa udhaar liya Sher: Saari duniya chod di humne*Ae sanam ek tera saath paane ko*Aur tu naukari aur tankhaw se tol rahi hai*Is masoom deewane ko? Sher: Jisse tum ishq karti ho*Wo ladka college mein bahut mashhoor hai*Kuch log kehte hai aawara usse*Aur kuch kehte circus ka langoor hai Sher: Uski sundarta dekhke*Sara mohalla pareshaan hai*Par izhaar-e-ishq kar nahi paata koi*Kyunki sab uski saanso ki badboo se pareshaan hai Sher: Wada karke nibhana bhool jate hain,lagakar aag bujhana bhool jate hain*aate hai wo milne roz,par har baar deo lagana bhool jaate hai Sher: Ishq mein mile zakhmon ke ghaav*Ab tak yaaron see raha hoon*Maine phool phenka aur usne patthar*Tabse ek aankh lekar jee raha hoon Sher: Bewakoof ashiq mohabbat mein*Kuch is kadar kho jaate hai*Acche khaase insaan se*Bojh dhone waale gadhe ho jaate hai Sher: Tujhse jis cheez ki umeed na thi,wo dard tune mujhe diya hai*mujh jaise udate parinde ko,shaadi ke jaal mein phaans liya hai Sher: Mohabbat ki mushkil raahon mein*Itna chale ki ab thak gaye hai*Bahut bolti hai mehbooba hamari*Sunte sunte ab pak gaye hai Sher: Insaaniyat ko pizza pe daal kar*Kha jaao ghalib*Aakhir ye bhi to ek cheeze hi hai*Maze se chaba jaao ghalib Sher: Teri aankhon mein aise kashish thi,ki ek nazar ne madhosh kar diya*Jo tu muskuraai to daaton ki sadan ne,haye mujhe behosh kar diya Sher: Shaadi ke baad har ashiq*Dilruba ko bewakoof banata hai*Jo kehta tha chand taare le aaunga*Kambakth pagaar bhi time pe nahi laata hai Sher: Us bewafa se keh do*Ab yaad aane se kya fayada*Jab tujhe mere gar mein khana pakana hi nahi hai*To dil ka burner jalaane se kya fayada Sher: Jabse hum bane hai shayar*Saara mohalla apni izzat karta hai*Kahi pakad ke koi shayari na suna du*Ye soch ke har shaks humse darta hai Sher: Hum to haath mein dil liye*Cheekh rahe hai koi to le lo*Jab bhi koi haseena dekhti hai hume*Kehti hai apni umra ke bacchon sang khelo Sher: Mere haathon se bane khaane ko*Jab se mehboob ne taste kiya hai*Dil se saari haseenaon ko cut karke*Hume unki jagah paste kiya hai Sher: Chehre par khaalipan sa hai*Aankhon mein na bachi koi nami hai*Ya to kisi ne toda hai dil tera*Ya phir shareer mein khoon ki kami hai Sher: Socha padosan isharon se*Hume deewana bana rahi hai*Aaj pata chala wo naukaraani hai*Aur saamne waale ghar mein khaana bana rahi hai Sher: Shaadi karne ki himmat nahi*Ye zimmedaari bahut badi hai*Log nahi jaante ke hamare dil se*Kitni haseenaon ke dilon ki taare judi hai Sher: kash hum apke mobile number hote,har waqt aapko yaad rehte*bhale aap hume badal dete,par humse bichadne ki khabar bhi aap sabko dete Sher: Wo aankhen wo baatein*zehen mein bas teri tasveer dikhti hai*Tujhe dekh ye sochta hoon*Bhagwan se itni badi galati kaise ho sakti hai? Sher: Fayada kya hua nazar milaane se*Shaadi karke saath nibhane se*Pehle sochte the jannat se aayi hai*Ab lage bhaagi hai paagalkhaane se Sher: Zindagi mein jiski kami hai*Har yaad se aankhon mein nami hai*Dilruba sochkar baat ki jisse*Wo mere mehboob ki mummy hai. Sher: Asshiq ki aadhi umra*Kar jaati hai dil ki baat kehne mein*Aur bachi hui aadhi bitata hai bechara*Mehboob ke hazaron nakhre sehne mein Sher: Shaadi se pehle mehboob ki baatein*Hume sone nahi deti*Ab shaadi ke baad usi mehboob ki laate*Hume sone nahi deti Sher: Daaru pi kar ghar pahuche jab*Itni berehemi se joru ne maara hai*Har ghoont ke nashe ko zalim ne*Belan aur jhaadu se utara hai. Sher: Dar-o-deewar gali mohalle mein*Hume unka chehra dikhta hai*Sach hi kehte hai bade boodhe*Bhoot kahi bhi pahuch sakta hai Sher: Hum to karne chale the sanam*Apni mohabbat se aapki zindagi aabaad*Par aap ne thukra diya hume*Aakhir bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad Sher: Bula rahe the paas usko*Par wo usi jagah par thehra hai*Jise hum aaj tak samajhte rahe bewafa*Darasal wo bechara behra hai. Sher: Din bhar mandir ke saamne baith*Apni jholi sikkon se bharta hoon*Phir raat hote hi mehboob se phone par*Jee bharke baatein karta hoon Sher: Wo hume bewafa kehkar*Din raat khoon ke aansoo rote hai*Haan maante hai hum bewafa hai*Kyunki wafadaar to sirf kutte hote hai Sher: Saalon se tera peecha kar rahe hai*Ab log bhi hume dekh ke chaukte nahi*Itna yarana hua in galiyon se*Ab kutte bhi humpe bhaunkte nahi Sher: Har ladki ko mujhse mohabbat hai*Kis kis ka saath nibhaunga*Sochta hoon ek lucky draw kar loon*Jiska naam aaye uska ho jaaunga Sher: Tujhe dekh kar ae dost*Mujhe har roz ek hi khayaal aata hai*Itni acche aur mehenge joote*Tu aakhir kaunse mandir se churata hai? Sher: Hazaron ki jaan lekar*Ab wo mujhe barbaad karne aayi hai*Soch raha hoon dawood ki mehbooba hai*Ya Bin Laden ki lugaai hai. Sher: Bina patang ki dor ban gayi*Jo apni thi koi aur ban gayi*Shaadi se pehle jise koyal samajha*Uski baatein ab mere liye shor ban gayi Sher: Biwiyan badi ajeeb hoti hai*Har baat par shak karti rahegi*Koi manghadan kahaani suna do inhe*Nahi to bina ruke bak bak karti rahegi Sher: Har shohar paise kamaane ke liye*Din raat mehengaai se lad raha hai*Aur ghar baithi biwiyon ko dekho*Kha kha ke wajan badh raha hai Sher: Taare dekho timtimaane lage*Chand aasmaan mein jhool gaya*Ab inhi ke sang raat bitayenge*Kyunki main bijli ka bill bharna bhool gaya Sher: Agar thodi si himmat kar leta*To aaj main yun kayar nahi kehlaata*Aur bas do imtehaan paas kar leta*To ujada hua shayar nahi kehlaata Sher: Ye pyar nahi koi khel sanam*Bada mushkil hai ye mel sanam*Kuch yu phasa tere prem jaal mein*Pehle paagalkhaane phir pahucha jail sanam Sher: Laal aankhen haath mein belan*Wo phir mujhe peetne aayi thi*Yakeen nahi hota ye wohi hai*Jo suhaagraat pe nazare jhukake sharmaai thi Sher: Badi mushkil se kamaya hai dhan*Itni aasaani se nahi udayenge*Wada kiya hai apne aap se*Kisi bhi ladki ko sar pe nahi chadhayenge Sher: Teri ishq mein ashkon ki dhaara*Dil ke armaano sang beh gayi*Socha tere ghar mein raani banke rahungi*Yaha bartan kapde dhoti reh gayi Sher: Bade aksharon mein naam chapega*Ek din mera bhi akhbaar mein*Khabar aayegi ashiq shaheed ho gaya*Ek bewafa ke pyar mein Sher: Tu to ek paheli hai*Tujhse acchi teri saheli hai*Jo tu shama hoti main parwana hota*Bas jarasa bhav deti to main aaj tera deewana hota Sher: Madmast nashilee nigahon ko*Madhoshi bhari unn baaton ko*Khuda hamesha salaamat rakhe*Hume daaru pilaanewaale in haathin ko Sher: Kitni berehem ho gayi ho*Zindagi se kya padhaai badi hai*Hum yaha tadap rahe hai uski yaad mein*Aur us patthardil ko exams ki padi hai Sher: Shayari ko chaara samajhkar*Har gadha charne laga hai*Urdu tak theek se aati nahi*Aur har aawara majnu shayari karne laga hai Sher: Shaadi karke jo bhi naujawaan*Khushi ke saare raaz bhoole hai*Devdas Beer Bar ke darwaaze*Unke liye chaubees ghante khule hai Sher: Bahut koshish kar li yaaron*Ek ladki tak mujhse pati nahi*60 saal ki lambi zindagi mein*Ab tak ek bhi durghatna ghati nahi Sher: Main tere ishq ka kayar ho gaya*Bina current ki wire ho gaya*Phas gayi tu bhi mere jaal mein*Thodi bakwas ki aur dekh shayar ho gaya Sher: Jab bhi biwi ke maike jaata hoon*Lagta hai jagmagaati Diwali hai*Roshan rehta hai dil hamesha*Khaatirdaari karti har saali hai Sher: Chaar mahine se use dil mein basaya hai*Ab tak ek lafz bhi boli nahi*Jaake kehdo us haseena se*Ye dil hai mera bhaade ki kholi nahi Sher: To kya hua agar kamaate nahi*Hum insaan dil ke bhale hai*Wo kehti hai padhna likhna aata nahi*Aur shayar banne chale hai Sher: Tu ek baar haan keh kar to dekh*Sitaaron se teri maang bhar dunga*Karz mein doobi meri tamaam jayadaad*Ek pal mein tere naam kar dunga Sher: Pyar par kisi ka zor nahi*Ye shayari hai koi shor nahi*Itna kuch jhel liya hai ishq mein humne*Ab dil bhi kehta hai bas aur nahi Sher: Jab bandh jaaye shaadi ki dor*Uski har ada har baat buri lagti hai*Ek baar insaan ka byah ho jaaye*To saari aurat zaat buri lagti hai Sher: Main uske pyar mein geet gaa raha hoon*Wo mere ishq mein deewaani hai*Aksar lagta hai ye pyar nahi*Kisi hindi picture ki kahani hai Sher: Ishq karna majboori hamari hai*Aurat ki har soch mard par bhaari hai*Bachke raho chalaak har naari hai*Ye upadesh janhit mein jari hai Sher: Doodh mein uria Cola mein pesticide*Peene ka paani bhi aata hai kharab*Ab hum kya kare tum hi batao*Peene ko bachi hai to sirf sharab Sher: Aapke chaand jaise chehre par sanam*Itne daag na aate*Agar aap thoda kharcha karke bazaar se*Acchi company ki mosquito coil laate Sher: Wo chhat par aati raat ko*Tabhi mere kamre ki khidki khulti thi*Maine socha usse ishq hai mujhse*Aaj pata chala neend mein chalti thi Sher: Mere jeewan mein dukhon ke rang na bhar*Mujhse nahi khuda se to dar*Har baar paas hoke jalaatta hai mujhe*Pappu yar ab aur tang na kar Sher: Teri yaad mein bewafa*Zakhm ke saath bahut kuch see rahe hai*Jabse tu hume loot gayi*Rozi roti ke liye darji ki zindagi jee rahe hai Sher: Teri khaatir har zakhm sahenge*Bas tere liye ye ashq bahenge*Ab maan bhi jaa ae zalim haseena*Aur kitni der yu jhoot bolte rahenge? Sher: Wo band baaje shamiyana yaad hai*jiske baad se hum barbaad hai*3 mauke diye the kaazi ne hume*Aaj bhi wo keemti mauke gawana yaad hai Sher: Mera tum sab se wada hai*Har ladki ka sar jhuka dunga*Ek baar mere paas bhejo apni dilruba ko*Juliet ki tarah pyar karna sikha dunga Sher: College ke zamaane mein*Har ladki mujhpar marti thi*Kuch yu ho jaati thi deewani pyar mein*Ki meri har semister ki fees tak bharti thi Sher: Mohabbat mein ki*Har wafadaari ka karz bhar raha hoon*Engineer banna chahta tha*Ab mehboob ke ghar ki chaukidaari kar raha hoon Sher: Aandheri kaali raaton mein*Hum khuli aankhon se jaagte hai*Kyunki pados mein rehne waale haseen mehma*Hamari chappal lekar bhaagte hai Sher: Teri bewafaai mein lute ashiq*Jaam pe jaam bhar rahe hai*Kuch peekar pade hai behosh*Kuch jagah jagah ultiyan kar rahe hai Sher: Tootte hai dil badhte hai bill*Phir bhi ishq mein maza hai kehte ho*Ashiq ko ya khuda ke bande*Aurton ke itne zulm tum kaise sehte ho? Sher: Sar pe chadh baithi hai biwi*Dil karta hai use ghar se nikalu*Par bacchon ko dekh sochta hu*In shaitan ke pillon ko akele kaise paalu? Sher: Taras gaye ek nazar dekhne ko*Jab tere chehre par hijaab tha*Tune parda uthaya to laga jaise*Dulhan ke roop mein darawana khwaab tha Sher: Agar ishq ka samaan dukano mein milta*Har dil pyar se khilta*Hum bhi khol lete aisi ek dukaan*Socho apna business kitni tezi se chalta Sher: Meri dil ki diary mein ae sanam*Wo pyar ke chaar lafz darz hai*Agar bhool gaye ho to yaad dila dein*Aappar mere Hazaar Rupaye Karz Hai Sher: Kar lo jitna ishq karna hai*Kya pata kab duriyon se guzarna pad jaaye*Aane waale kuch saalon mein*Ishq par bhi tax bharna pad jaaye Sher: Jisme kabhi meri jaan basti thi*Aaj wo meri jaan lene par tuli hai*Shaadi ke baad lagta hai jaise*Biwi nahi yamraj ki kanya mili hai Sher: Driver se mujhe ho gaya pyar*Khushi mein din raat jhoomti hoon*Kya hua agar wo gareeb hai*Kum se kum mercedes mein to ghoomti hoon Sher: Shayari mein bahut jaan hoti hai*Ye shayaro ka imaan hoti hai*Shayar sher sunaate rehte hai*Aur audiance bechari paise dekar soti hai Sher: Humne socha unhe ishq hai humse*To hum bhi apna pyar dikhane aa gaye*Aisa pada chanta beech sadak par*Turant apne hosh thikane aa gaye Sher: Ishq mein yun madhosh huye*Din raat unhe call karte rahe*Wo bewafa thi chod kar chali gayi*Aur hum ta umra mobile bill bharte rahe Sher: Duniya theek kehti hai*Ishq mein lute log bade bade hai*Pehle shaan se bheek dete the garibo ko*Ab khud sadak pe katora liye khade hai Sher: Wo nakhre wo adayein*Wo masoom muskuraahat bhool gayi hai*Jabse shaadi ke bandhan mein bandhi hai*Tu gubbare ki tarah phool gayi hai Sher: Ladki jab mehbooba hoti hai,toh dil ke raaz dheere dheere kholti hai*Par jis din ban jaaye biwi,sar par chadh ke chillakar bolti hai Sher: Hath pair toote,mooh mein sujan, kaisa ye pyar hai*Aspataal pahucha toh nurse boli,stretcher laao agla majnu,surgery ko taiyaar hai Sher: Jahan nazar daalu waha bas, tera chehera dikhta hai*Akele baithe baithe koi vela,kar bhi kya sakta hai Sher: Agar nazariya hi galat ho, toh har jagah dikhegi tumko kharabi*Dil se dekho uss ladki ko, kya nazar aati hai usme tumhe apni bhabi? Sher: Chahe tu burai ka ho rasgulla, paap ki ho barfi ya ho bewafai ka kalakand*Tere sweet chahere ko dekh ke,aata hai humko bada hi aanand Sher: Teri yaadon ke bina gujare aisa koi din nahi hai*Aur tum sabse kehte phirte ho, ki hamare beech pyar ka koi scene nahi hai Sher: Tere saath ki aadat ho gayi, yaad hai wo din jab tu mujhpe marti thi*Bura bas itna lagta hai,wo bichad gayi jo mera bill bharti thi Sher: Wo mujhe dekh rahi thi,dil ka haal bayan karna mushkil bada tha*Paas jaake dekha toh pata chala,ladki nahi waha ek putala khada tha Sher: Jabse shaadi huyi hai meri*Din mein do baar nahata hoon*Paani bachane ke liye yaaron*Roz do baalti aansu bahata hoon. Sher: Chand ko chandani mil gayi,sitaron ko roshni mil gayi*Jab li jaaneman tune wo aangadaai,toh badboo se saari kayanaat hil gayi. Sher: Sher ki pehli line sochte hi tum mehfil mein aaye*Tumhe dekh kar apna sher hum,phir khatam hi na kar paaye Sher: Ae meri biwi tu khoobsurat hai,dil ki baat aaj jaan le*Saalon se jhoot bolta aa raha hoon,ab toh mera kaha maan le Sher: Laalten mein tel khatam hone ko aaya, ab toh jaalim taras kha le*yu har roz mere paise pe shoping kar ke,mujhse badla na le Sher: Tinka tinka jod ke humne mohabbat ka ghonsala banaya*Par municipality ko bol ke tere baap ne, jhaadu se isse saaf karaya Sher: Kabse pada hu tere peeche,ab toh izhaar-e-bakwaas karo*Nahi toh maine likhe saare love letters, kisi saheli ko aage pass karo Sher: Tum majbooriyon ki dukaan ho,mooh se thuka paan ho,kabhi kabristaan kabhi shamshaan ho*Par ek baat toh sahi hai,ki tum meri jaan ho Sher: Jaha dekhu teri surat,har deewar har gali pe tera naam hai*Mujhe laga pyar hoga,pata chala tere sar par 5 lakh ka inaam hai Sher: Duniyan ke saare ashiqon ke sawalon ka,jawaab aaj mila hai*Bagal waali gali mein unke liye,ek naya paagalkhana khula hai Sher: Band kiya chat aur mail,nahi kiya telephone ya khat*Par tune hichkiyon se mujhe hila diya,ye kaise mohabbat hai kambakhat? Sher: Shaadi ke baad shohar bola,meri jaan sunaao koi mast gaana*Begum sharmaake gaane lagi,bhaijaan mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana Sher: Teri yaad mein aansu bahaye hai,pyar mein kitne dhakke khaye hai*tere bin berang hai day&night,ab sab kuch nazar aata hai black& white Sher: Ishq mein dil ke saath bahut kuch toota*Har ashiq ishq mein luta.Isliye ab kaam bas 1 karo.Ladki ke jaane ke baad,har cheez check karo Sher: Kya bataye kaise jazbaaton se,hume ladna padta hai*Dekho kismat, jise premika kehna chahate the, usse bhabi kehna padta hai Sher: Aise uski nigahon ne dekha,maano keh rahi thi baahon mein aa jaao*Muskurakar mein paas gaya toh boli,bhai sahab zara time toh batao Sher: Kyun itna sharmaati ho, dil ki baat chupati ho.Maine socha du tumhe gulaab,par usse bhi tum gulkand bana ke khaati ho. Sher: Jaaiye aap kahan jaayenge,dekhte hain sukoon kaha paayenge*Kitna bhi bhaag lo jaanam, saare macchar aapke peeche hi aayenge Sher: Tu ghar baithe ke khaaye main kamata rahu,ye kaisa pyar ka dastoor hai*pyar ke jaal mein phasa har ashiq,ek baar pachtata zaroor hai Sher: Mujhe meri dilruba handsome kehti hai,wo mere pyar mein deewani hai*Toh kya hua agar wo ek aankh se andhi,aur dooji aankh se kaani hai Sher: Dilruba tere dil mein rehne mein,mujhe bada maza aata hai*kitni bhi gandagi ho andar,kum se kum bhaade ka paisa toh bach jaata hai Sher: Tujhme hum iss kadar khoye,khinchi lakeeren aur teri tasveer bana di*bhoot ki kahani aaj bacchon ko, humne sabut ke saath suna di Sher: Kaise kare kab tak kare,bol jaaneman tera intezaar*bol kab meri zindagi mein aayegi tu,leke tere baap ki daulat aur car Sher: Teri adayeen,tere nakhre,tere tevar bade dhaasu hai*Chahe kitni bhi sacchai se ro le tu,lagta hai magarmach ke aanso hai Sher: Koi actor, koi dancer, koi yahan par gayak hai*Par kaise batau duniyan ko,tu sabse bada nalayak hai. Sher: Itna kyun itaraate ho, bina wajah sharmaate ho*dar kar jaagta hoon neend se roz, tum mere hi sapno mein kyun aate ho Sher: Baat ek kehta hu madam,jara gaur toh kijiye*barso se class se bichade iss bichare bacche ka,attandance toh lijiye Sher: Tere ko dekh ke apun ke dil ki, bajne lagi thi ghanti*Tabhi ek ladki aakar boli,aapki beti ko bathroom jana hai aunty Sher: Lete ho kyun sabse panga,1 ladki kara sakti hai ladko mein danga*abhi bhi waqt hai sudhar jaao,warna pyar tumhe bana dega bheekmanga Sher: Mujhe laga life ki khali bottle se, sara perfume udd jayega*Pata na tha kismat mein likha hai,tujhsa dhakkan mujhse judd jayega Sher: Hume laga hamare intezaar mein, wo palke bichake khadi hai*Doston se pata chala uski badaulat,police mere peeche padi hai. Sher: Kya kare hum,dil tootne ke baad,koi na raha tere roothne ke baad*socha kisi aur se pyar kare,par hosh ud gaye gali mein pitne ke baad Sher: Uska chehera uske honth uski aankhen mujhe dekh rahi thi*examination hall mein dilruba,mohabbat ki chitthiyan phek rahi thi. Sher: Kitne kiye hai SMS maine,kabhi toh unka reply karo*Agar dosti par 1 rupaya bhi nahi kharch sakte, toh chullu bhar paani mein doob maro Sher: Apne hisse ki har khushi,tumko de denge sanam.Tere sab gum,hum le lenge jaanam*Par pehle pilao garamagaram chai,doodh jyada paani kum. Sher:God mujhe kisi se mila de,jiske paise pe aish karu aisa koi dila de*God bola ja kisi ameer zadi se kar pyar,muft mein payega bangla&car Sher: Dharti par aaj sukh shanti aur prem ki chaya hai,Na sankat,na buraai ka saaya hai*Lagta hai tu din bhar ghar se bahaar nahi aaya hai Sher: Teri pyari aankhen dekh kar, kya batau kaise haalat hamari hai*Pehle laga yeh pyar hoga,ab pata chala CONJUCTIVITIS ki bimari hai. Sher: Na mili khushi,na choote gum.Roya saari raat aankhen hai num*Mera dard baatne tum na aaye,kum se kum kisi saheli ko hi bhej dete sanam Sher: Kabse dil mein chupi huyi hai, aaj zaahir karne do wo baat*Dil karta ek hi punch mein,tod du tere saare daant Sher: Shahjahan ne tajmahal banaya,tab uske pyar ki gehrai pata chali*hum bhi chahate the taj banana,par kya kare hume jagah nahi mili Sher: Dil tera deewana hai,iss baat ko humne mana hai*khada hoon tera deedar karne par yaha likha hai,aaj zoo band hai andar jaana mana hai Sher: Wo kehti hai agar mujhese pyar hai, toh chand taare tod laao*Kaash main usko bol pata, chutta nahi hai aage jaao Sher: Mere pyar ki gehraai dekhne ko,dilruba dil mein chalang lagana chahati hai*Par problem ye hai ki usko,swimming nahi aati hai. Sher: Koi samjhaye ashiqon ke ghar waalon ko,acchi si ladki dekh kar,kar do inki shaadi*Nahi toh jail aur hospitals ki badhti rahegi aabaadi Sher: Ja SMS mera paigaam ban ke jaa, mere soye yaar ko neend se jaga*bol agar pyar hai toh reply kare,warna jaake mere mobile ka bill bhare Sher: Teri aankhon mein pyar paya,tera chehera zindagi mein roshni laya*Yu bekabu ho gaye tere pyar mein,ki mahine baad 5 hazar ka bill aaya Sher: Aankh ladaao, nazare milaao,mohabbat karo ya shaadi*Kisi bhi rah se gujaro,manzil ek hi hai jise kehte hai barbaadi. Sher: Insurance waalon ke kya bataau,kaise ajab hai kayade*Meri hi biwi ke saath baith kar, batate hai mere marne ke fayade Sher: Dard bhari dastaan padhkar,patthar bhi pighla karte hain*Isiliye hum exams mein,kalam se bas dard ugla karte hain Sher: Duniya kuch nahi samajh sakti hai, inhe bas hamari burai dikhti hai*Ki hai galati toh kemat bharo,warna sunder ladkiyan paida mat karo Sher: Mujhse le le 10 rupaye udhaar,ke ab tera haal dekha nahi jaata hai*100 SMS karne ke baad bhi,tera koi reply nahi aata hai Sher: Sundar ladkiyon ki class mein baithkar,bolo kaise hum padhenge*aane waali nayi batch ko chod ke,bolo aage ki class mein kaise badhenge Sher: Ek wo din tha jab tera haath thaam kar,sapne mein maine gaya tha gaana*ek ye din hai jo kha raha hoon, baith ke teri shaadi ka khana Sher: Mera inbox bhar gaya,par tere SMS ka silsila jaari hai*Lagta hai baap ki jayadaad lutaane ki,teri poori taiyaari hai Sher: Mere pyar ko dekh kar, ye duniya kitna jalti hai*Ab to ghar ki gas bhi,in duniya waalon ki jalan se hi chalti hai Sher:Badale zamane bahut hai,sasuraal na jane ke bahane bahut hai*Kyun jaau itni door saas sasur se milne,ghar ke paas paagalkhane bahut hai Sher: Tere jaane ke baad mera dil, aksar ye sochta rehta hai*Ke uthakar phek du tujhe uss gandhe naale mein,jo mere ghar ke paas behta hai Sher: Tu ban gayi hai meri life, bol kab banegi iss husband ki wife*sahi nahi jaati ab itni strife, ya toh meri ho ja ya kill me with knife Sher:Aaye raat ko pee kar ghar pe,biwi khadi intezaar mein dar pe*Agle din pata chala pati sharminda hai,tajjub ye hai wo abhi tak zinda hai Sher: Tere jism ki khushboo, teri saason ki mehek,mujhko chuu jaati hai*Marte hai log teri aahat se, phir bhi zalim tu kyun nahi nahati hai Sher: Hume bhi mohabbat hai,jitni shahjahan ko mumtaj se thi*par taj banana mushkil hai,kyunki sasur ne jayadaad mere naam nahi ki Sher:Pyar ka jashna manana fizul hai,ladki ke nakhre uthana fizul hai*Cheekh ke kehta hai majnu kabar se,ladki ke liye jaan gawana fizul hai Sher: Tere zulfon ke saaye mein jaaneman humne, kya kuch nahi dekha tha*Aaj pata cha tumne wig pehen rakha tha Sher: Exams ke dino mein, kisiki chahat nahi tikti hai*Kyunki laila ke chehere mein bhi tab, physics chemestry ki kitaben dikhti hai. Sher: Saari zindagi nikal gayi,tujhe apna pyar dikhane mein*Aadhi guzri hospital ke bed par,aadhi police thaane mein Sher: Khuda ne tujhe insaan banaya, manale iski khair*Agle janam mein payega tu, ek poonch aur chaar pair! Sher: Band karo ladko ye pyar ka khel,kab tak yu hote rahoge fail*Ab lagta hai wo din durr nahi,jab banegi majnuon ke liye special jail Sher: Tu jab aangadaai leti hai,aashiqon ko behosh kar deti hai*Tere birthday par sabhi aashiq aaye hai,gift mein deodrants laye hai Sher: Mere dil ke itne kareeb, jaante ho kyun ho aap?*Kyunki waqt aane par gadhe ko bhi, banana padta hai baap Sher: Bade bujurg keh gaye hai, kisiko bura kehna paap hai*par phir bhi kahunga jo SMS nahi karte,unn saare kanjooson ka tu baap hai Sher: Pyar ka karobaar nahi hota,har koi duniya mein dildaar nahi hota*Tum hi bas ek exception ho,warna har ullu mera yaar nahi hota Sher: Din raat subah shaam, tere naam ka jaap karta hoon* itna sa jhooth bol ke jaaneman,roz main chota sa paap karta hoon Sher: Tere gali mein ghumte ghumte,kutte bhi mujhe pehchanane lage hai*tum abhi tak parayee ho,lagta hai ye kutte hi mere sage hai Sher: Candle light dinner mein,pyar ka nasha chadhta hai*Band karo bijli,kambakth light ka bill badhta hai Sher: Thartharaate honth, garam saanse,madhosh nigahein keh rahi hai*Abbe ashiq band kar nautanki,bukhar ke maare meri naak beh rahi hai Sher: Har ashiq yaha pooch raha hai,kya pyar karna galat hai*pyar karke bhi kya ukhaad liya,jara dekho ashiqon ki kitni buri haalat hai. Sher: Kar diya pyar ka izhaar,isse kehte hai josh*ladki ka chata pada,ladka hua behosh Sher: Muskurakar mujhe dekhta hua,wo mera bebas aashiq khada hai*Lagta hai aaj phir se usse,mohabbat ka daura pada hai. Sher: Aao mere hooton ko choom lo,teri geheri aankhen kehti hai*Par kaise maanu in aankhon ki baat,kambakth har dum teri naak jo behti hai Sher: Dil mein chupe dard ke daag ko,hum kyun ashkon se dhote hai*Kisi ko kal kehte suna,daag acche hote hai Sher: Dekhte hi tujhe phisal gaya dil, Nasha chaya hai halka halka*Kya naam doon teri iss mohabbat ko,daru ki botal ya kele ka chilka Sher: Teri aahat se lab tharthara jaate hai,aankhen bhar aati hai,kya yahi pyar hai*Kambakth ye pyar nahi,tujhe bahut tez bukhar hai Sher: Zindagi bhar mein akela tha,ghar ke maccharon ne sahara diya hai*Aaj kal wo bhi dikhte nahi,lagta hai maccharon ko bhi pyar hua hai Sher: Tujhe dekhke mera din starts glowing,din mein aankhen sapne showing,mohabbat ke beej iss dil mein boing,Yaar tum ho ekdum mind blowing Sher: Iss nazar ko aaj bhi, na jaane kyun hai tera intezaar*Shayad isliye kyunki tujhpar mera, paanch hazar ka hai udhaar. Sher: Gul gaye, gulshan gaye, Gul gaye,gulshan gaye gayi tumhari hoton ki lali, chhod do mera picha, hogayi ho tum bacho wali Sher: Phool khilte hain, khilkar bikhar jaate hain.*Mehboob ki zara taareef kya karo, who chane ke jhaad par chad jaate hain! Sher: Chand taare jheel aur jharne*Sab tere naam hai meri haseena*Dekh kitne haseen tohfe diye hai tujhko*Ek bhi rupaya kharch kiye bina Sher: Tu nahi saari duniya ki nazar humse khaffa hai, Jab apne hi naseeb mein pyaar na ho, to kaise kahen ki koi bewfaa hai. Sher: Tere ishq mein jaanam kya haal ho gaya,tere ishq mein jaanam kya haal ho gaya*Badan se badboo aa rahi hai,nahaye huye ek saal ho gaya Sher: Khud hi ko kar kanjoos itna*Ki har SMS bhejne se pehle*Service centre waale khud tujhse pooche*Bata aaj SMS karne ki wajah kya hai? Sher: Kudiyan yeh aajkal ki kudiyan, Pudiyan yeh aafatt ki pudiyan,humare dil ki yeh raniyan, karti hain yeh apni manmaniyan. Sher: Kacchi kali kachnaar ki, kaccha na samajhna,kacchi kali kachnaar ki, kaccha na samajhna.*Lad jaunga tere baap se baccha na samajhna. Sher: Is bebas ashiq pe julam ho gaya*Bewafa apna eklauta sanam ho gaya*Taaliya bajao ae sunnewaalon*Shayari ka season ab khatam ho gaya Sher: Sharab samaaj ka ek dushman hai,aao milke is dushman ko khatam karen,ek botal tum khatam karo,ek botal hum khatam karen... Sher: Arz hai:Dukaandaar bola kya chahiye, jo chahoge meri dukaan par paoge.Main bola kutte ka khaana hai?Bola:Yahin khaaoge ya leke jaaoge? Sher: Maane hamare ishq mein aapne*Kayi dard paaye hai*Isliye aaj khaas aapke liye*Hum mehengi waali pain killer laaye hai Sher: Agar shahjahan businessman hota toh karodo na karachta Taj par, woh do teen aur mumtaz le aata uss karodo ke byaaj par!! Sher:Arz kiya hai ki apple kaat-ta hoon knife se,paani peeta hoon pipe se*Bade bure din aa gaye hain doston,kyunki joote khaata hoon wife se Sher: Na hum ladkiyon ka dil todte*Na hamare haaton itne paap hote*Agar saccha pyar karna aata*To aaj hum do bacchon ke baap hote Sher: Dil ke rishtey ajeeb hote hain, koi dil ke kareeb hote hain, meri tanhaai ka zikar na kiya kar,apne apne naseeb hote hain Sher: Khuda kare tujhe har jagah satkaar mile, acche yaar mile.*Teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi baandhe,tujhe zindagi bhar us behan ka pyar mile Sher: Kyun thukraya apne ashiq ko tumne*Saara zamaana ye poochta hai*Ab kis kis bo batate phiru*Wo mandiron se chappal churaakar bechta hai Sher: Chehra tera chan ton vi sohna,sohni hai Teri Chaal Sohniye,Tikhe nain katari varge, Lai gaye Ne dil mitraan da naal sohniye Sher: Arz hai ki jab woh aaine ke pass aaye, aaina bola-Beautiful Beautiful.*Jaise hi who aaine se door gaye,aaina bola-Aprilfool Aprilfool. Sher: Train ruki, khidki khuli,nazaren mili,usne mujhe dekha aur kaha. Chai garam chai. Sher: Yeh jeevan beema waale bhi,kitne nalayak hote hain.Meri maut ke baad kitna fayda hoga,ghanto meri biwi ko samjhate rehte hain. Sher: Tum door sahi majboor sahi, par yaad tumhari aati hai. *Tum saans vahan par leti ho, par badboo yahan tak aati hai. Sher: Ek halka sa tabassum hai faqat kimat meri, muft bik jata hoon gar koi kharidar mile mera. Sher: Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai, Aankhon main,suroor aaa jata hai, Jab tum mujhe,apna kahtay ho to, Apne pe ghuroor, aa jata hai. Sher:Yaar tune badi ummeed laga rakhi hai,dil mein asha ki kiran jaga rakhi hai.*Roz kaise naye sher bheju,maine kya factory laga rakhi hai? Sher: Woh aankh badi pyari thi,jo humne maari thi.*Woh sandal badi bharee thi,jo usne maari thi. Sher: Tu chand maange main chand de doon,tu raat maange main raat de doon.Tu jaan maange.Abe bas departmental store samajh rakha hai kya? Sher: Dosti nibhana jaante hain,zakhm pe dawa lagaana jaante hain.*Humein bhulaane ki galti na karna,hum galaa dabana bhi jaante hain! Sher: Na Mile Ho Tum Hamse Phir Bhi Hum Ye Ekraar Karte Hai*Kab Aaogi Tum bas tumhara hi Intezar Karte Hai Sher: Es dil mein taraane bahut hain,zindagi jeene ke bahaane bahut hain.Kis kis ko call karu,kambaqht is naacheez ke deewaane bahut hain! Sher:SMS nahi karoge toh mobile dafna dena,kafan na mile toh rumaal udha dena.*Koi pooche rog kya tha,toh nazar jhuka apni kanjusi bata dena Sher: Tum aa gaye ho,noor aa gaya hai,tum aa gaye ho,noor aa gaya hai,ab chalo teeno picture chalen. Sher: Suraj hua maddham,chand bhi chalne laga.Main thehra raha, zameen chalne lagi. Sajna kya yehi pyaar hai?Yeh pyar nahi earthquake hai! Sher: Na woh chhat pe aati,na main uska deewana hota,na woh chhat pe aati,na main deewana hota.*Na woh patthar maarti, na main kaana hota. Sher: Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai, aap hume yaad kare na kare, hume to aapki yaad aati hai Sher: Is Dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,tum bin hum bahut akele hain,sab kuch chod kar tumhe call karte hain,dekho hum kitne velle hain. Sher:Jab kanjoosi mein oscar announce kiya jayega,tu nominate ho jayega*Yeh padhke bhi tune reply nahi kiya,toh pehla prize tujhe mil jayega Sher: Khuda kabhi bhi kisi ki muhabbat pe fida na kare,Agar kare to zindagi bhar usese judaa na kare. Sher: Bandar ka beta apne baap se bola, Papa Papa mujhe shadi karni hai, beta thoda intezar karo kyonki,dulhan abhi sms read kar rahi hai Sher:Dhokha mila jo pyar mein,zindagi mein viraangi chaa gayi.*Socha chod denge is raah ko par kya kare,kal mohhalle mein aishwariya aa gayi Sher: Barsenge barsenge kal fir call barsenge,teri 25 paise ki muskaan par hum phir 1 rupaya kharchenge. Sher: Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hai,bache ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, aur kitna intezaar karun tere call ka,kanjoosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai! Sher: Kya haseen din the, jab hum pyar ko cash kiya karte the. *Ab sab apne kharche pe karna padta hai, tab unke kharche pe jiya karte the. Sher: Meri janeman kya bataun,kaise sitam dhaati hai,sapne mein bhi kambakht,apne baap ko leke aati hai. Sher: Baadalon se salaam leta hoon, waqt ka haath thaam leta hoon, maut ruk jaati hai pal bhar ke liye, jab mein hathon mein jaam leta hoon Sher: Har laal rang RED nahin hota, har murda DEAD nahin hota.*Kaise kahoon par yeh sach hai, har koi aapki tarah MAD nahin hota. Sher: Aaye woh meri kabr par,diya bujha ke chale gaye,diye mein jo tel tha,woh sar pe lagake chale gaye. Sher: Suraj se accha sitara nahi koi,hamare jaisa rishta doosra nahi koi. Chahe saari duniya dhoond lo,mujhsa pyara,aap sa awaara nahi koi.. Sher: Tumhari jheel si neeli aankhon ki gehraayi mein doob jaana chahta hoon.*Ek minute ruko, swimming costume pehankar aata hoon. Sher: Angadayee woh leti hai,dum mera nikal jaata hai,aye zalim, deodrant lagane mein tera kya jaata hai. Sher: Kuch log kitne kareeb hote hain, kuch log kitne khusnaseeb hote hain, lekin Jo milkar bhi Na mil paaye, wo kitne badnaseeb hote hain. Sher: Chand ne chandni maangi, sitaro ne roshni maangi. *Rab ne jab humse hamari chahat poochi, humne kabhi sridevi kabhi madhuri maangi. Sher: Shikava hame aapse manjur na hoga, na koi bahana hoga, aapko hamari khushio ki kasam aap ko aana hoga. Sher: Sheher ki gali mein,paan ki dukan,Devdas ne dekhi,Paro ki muskan,Devdas ne khilaya,Paro ko paan,khake paan,paro boli,Shukriya Bhaijaan Sher: Haqeeqat samjho ya fasaana,apna samjho ya begana.*Suno dil ka afsana,garmi bahut hai din mein teen baar nahana. Sher: Maut par bhi hai yakeen, un par bhi aitabaar hai,dekhte hain pahle kaun aata hai, dono ka intzaar hai. Sher: Hamare sms ke charche jahan mein hone lage,aap khushnaseeb hain jo aapko hamara sms mila.Jinhe nahi mila,woh mobile patak ke rone lage Sher:Teri pyari surat pe dil haaru,har zaroorat pe jaan vaarun.*Jab sochun teri harkato ke baare mein,dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do maarun Sher: Haathon ki lakeero pe kabhi bharosa mat karn, kyuki taqdeer To unki bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote. Sher:Pyar dukhon ka baazar,premi dukhon ka khariddar,premika dukhon ki dukandar,mata pita beech ki deewar,aur ladki ka bhai peetne ko taiyar Sher: Itne din se jalaane na aaya,jalti huyi aag bhujhane na aaya.*Kehta tha saath jiyenge-marenge,roothi hoon toh gadha manaane na aaya! Sher: Hum ko to beer ne luta, ciggrate me kahan dum tha,apni to botal hi wahan tooti,jahan whisky ka drum tha. Sher: Dil ko manana gar hota Aaasaaan,Na karta kisi Ko yoon ye Pareshaan,tanha Na rahta bhari mehfil main, Na Hoti woh halat Jo ho Na bayaan Sher: Roz tere pange honge, roz tere ghar mein dange honge. *Agar mujhe SMS nahi kiya toh yaad rakhna, tere sab bachche lafange honge! Sher: Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya,tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya,tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khayal aaya!! Sher:Teri ankhon mein Aass Ho to meri Ho,tere hothon pe pyaas ho to meri Ho,Jab tu bole To lub tere Hi Hile,magar Un Hothon se aawaz meri Ho Sher: Aansu tere nikle aankh meri ho,dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho.*Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,joote tujhe pade kartoot meri ho Sher: Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho, Har khushi routh jayegi, ab akele tum baithogi,Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi Sher: Is udaas muskurahat ke peeche, kayi ghamo ke raile hain.*Hum sher likhkar bhejen toh tum kehti ho ki hum bahut velle hain! Sher: Chandani ne kaha ke tu pyar kar,shama ne kaha aankhen chaar kar.*Gori ko cheda toh boli muskarakar,abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar Sher: Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai,woh repeat kar doonga,tu naa mili toh tujhko dil se shift plus delete kar doonga. Sher: Tapish suraj ki hoti hai, jalna zameen ko padta hai.*Kasoor ladki ki khoobsurati ka hota hai, uske baap se pitna humko padta hai! Sher:Mausam mein ajeeb baat hai,bekaabu se jazbaat hain.*Jee chahta hai tumko churale tumhi se,par Papa kehte hain chori karna buri baat hai Sher: Na woh inkaar karti hai,na woh ikraar karti hai, kambakht,mere hi sapno me aake,mere dost se pyaar karti hai. Sher: Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala,nahi lag sakta kabhi maikhaane mein taala.*Ek nahin...do nahin saara shahar hai peene waala. Sher: Jab pyar mein haar gaye, humne socha khudkhushi kar le. *Hum chale khudkhushi karne toh khayal aaya, kyun na ek baar phir try karle? Sher: Tere dar pe sanam hazaar baar aayenge,tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.. Sher: Raste mein phool girte hain, saawan ka yehi trend hai.*Mohabbat dono karte hain, par nibhaata sirf boyfriend hai! Sher: Nayi shaadi thi,naya tha zamana,dulha bechain tha sunne ko gaana.*Dulhan ne shuru kiya gaana,bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana Sher: Woh hamari gali me aaye, Woh hamari gali me aaye,woh hamari gali me aaye, aur chillake bole, Paper Raddi wala!! Sher: Larazte huye haathon se, usne meri kalaaiyon ko yun chua *Maano uski har saans keh rahi ho..bhai sahab time kya hua? Sher: Jab se begum ne murga bana rakha hai,maine sar jhuka rakha hai.*Bartano aaj sar pe baraste kyun ho,maine tumko hamesha saaf rakha hai Sher: Kisse se mange dawa zakhmon ki, sabhi Ne chotein khaain hai,kisi ka sanam bewafa, to kisi ka sajan harzaai hai Sher: Yaad mein tumhari humne, aansu bahaye day and night. *Ab halat yeh hai ki, dikhta hai sab kuch black and white. Sher: Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nahi,bewafa ho sakti hai aap nahi.*Gandi ho sakti hai aap nahi,kutte ki dum seedhi ho sakti hai aap nahi Sher: Yun to hain hum bramhachari magar jahan dekhi naari vahan aankh-maari,pat gayi toh hamari,varna phir se bramhachari. Sher: Teer se nahi ghayal hue hum,teri ek nazar se shaayar hue hum.*Ki naadani teri mehfil mein aaye,aur teri hi saheli ke kaayal huye hum. Sher:Is qadr aapko chahte hain ki duniyawale dekhkar jal jaate hain.*Yun toh hum sabko ullu banaate hain,lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jate hain Sher: Kaliyon ka chaman tab banta hai,Kaliyon ka chaman tab banta hai,Jab kisi shaayar se sher aage nahi banta hai! Sher: Ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,jit lete asma,lekin palkon ki khamoshi ko,hothon se na woh keh sake na hum. Sher: Lafzon main kuch bhi izhar nahi karta,iska matlab nahi ke pyar nahi karta.chahta hun main tujhe par,teri soch me waqt bekar nahi karta Sher: Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne,lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne,yahan likhna mana hai. Sher: Nadani me hum kisse apna samajh baithe,hum unhe haqeqat samajh baithe,chod diya hame usne ek gair ke liye,Jise hum apna samajh baithe. Sher: Tamasha na ban jaye kahi mohabbat meri,isliye zahirr nahi karta,jo kuch mila hai usi me khush hun.tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta Sher: Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao,ki duniya aapse bas yahi kahe,jao baba aage jao, aage jao. Sher: Apne nazar kab mila di,hamari zindagi Jhoomkar mushkura di.zubaa se to hum kuch bhi na keh sakey,par nigahon ne dil ki kahani suna di. Sher: Mohabbat ke naam se darte thhey,dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi.Hum anjaani raahon pe chal rahe thhey.achaanak hi manzil dikha gaya koi Sher: Yun toh unki har shaam naashe mein guzarti thi,ek baar shaam nashe mein thi,woh khud guzar gaye. Sher: Ek Larki ko dekha to aisa laga,doosri larki ko dekha to vaisa laga,jab dono ne Joote maarey...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!! Sher: Asman phir roya hai,nakam aashiqon ki haar me moti piroya hai,Koi bataye kahan mera mehboob hai,mohabbat ki kabr me mera pyar soya hai Sher: Hum ko shayar bana kar,saari raat jaga kar,khud so rahe hain bahane bana kar. Sher: Bewafa tum ho to wafadar hum bhi nahi,pyar ke is mode pe aake kehte ho shadishuda ho,to kya hua kunware hum nahin. Sher: Mere sath tum ho ya meri parchhai hai.Na jane kis mukaam pe mohabbat humein le aayi hai.Bheed mein hoon phir bhi kyun tanhai chhai hai Sher: Sham hote ye Dil udas hota hai,Tute khwabo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai.apki yaad aise waqt aati hai,Bandar jab koi aas paas hota hai Sher: Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai! dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai Sher: Sab lut chuki hai dil ke sath,Ye bataya doston ne ishq furmane ke baad,Isliye kamre ki ek cheez check karta hun main,tere jane ke baad Sher: Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain.Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain. Sher: Sham hote hi dil udas hota hai,tute khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,tumhari yaad aise waqt aati hai,Bandar jab aas paas hota hai Sher: Zindagi ki khasiat hai ye kabhi rukti nahin,Sanse rukh jati hai magar zindagi rukti nahi. Sher: Ek ladki thi diwani si,nazrein jhukake galion se guzra karti thi.latak matak chalti thi,aur kaha karti thi,bartan Lelo bartan. Sher: Milenge pyar karne wale bahut is zamane mein,chalta rahega zindigi ka ye karvan,naa hum honge fir naa hi ye raatein rahegi javan. Sher: Us falak ke teer ka kya nishana tha,jahan thi manzil wahin aashiana tha.pahunch rahi thi kashti sahil pe,Is tofan ko abhi hi aana tha. Sher: Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,tadap raha hu kabhi to pyaar de,apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,kam se kam 1 Missed call maar de. Sher: Is qadar kardo hale dil byan,bus mit jaye ye doriyan,pyaar me ye janeman nafrat ka agaz ho hi na kabhi humare darmiyan. Sher: Hum to samjhe the,barsat main barsegi sharab,aayi barsaat to,barsat ne dil tod diya... Sher: Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai,arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai. Sher: Door hokar bhi mere paas hai Aap,meri saanso mein basa ek ehsaas hai Aap,Aap ko yeh ehsaas ho na ho,par mere liye bohat khaas hai Aap. Sher: Mera har jawab tere swal se acha hoga. agar yakeen nahi aata to dekh lene mera janaja bhi teri barat se acha hoga. Sher: Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo,tera bander jaisa hai moo,teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo,teray ek ek baal pe hai joo. Sher: Apne dard E dIL ka humdard hume hi paoge,door hain tum say to kya huwa,dooriyon me sabse kareeb hume hi paoge. Sher: Fasle jism ko dur le jate hai,par dilon ke shahar to ujarte nahi. Aankhon ka rishta tut jaye bhi to,sath dekhe hue khwab to mitte nahi Sher: Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per,Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per. Sher: Bina dard ke anso,bahaye nahi jate,bina pyar ke rishte nibhaaye nahi jate,Ae dost ye yaad rakhna bina dIL diye,dIL paye bhi nahi jate. Sher: Gamey Ishq choopaney ko nakaab nahi milta. Raatey tih jawaa hai, magar khawaab nahi milta. Sher: Nichhe utaro mera janaja,mujh me jaan aa gai hai,nichhe utaro janaja,mujh me jaan aa gai hai,Abe salo samne darro ki dukan aa gai hai Sher: Kabhi dost kahte ho,kabhi dua dete ho.kabhu bewaqt neend se jagate ho.par jab bhi shayari likhte ho,zindagi ka ek pal badha dete ho. Sher: Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote. Sher: Hame do pawwe ne loota, adhdhe me kanha dum tha,our meri botal wanhi tuti janha theka band tha. Sher: Kisi se pyar ho jata hai,bina uske jina duswar ho jata hai,hoti hai saath duniya saari,par hamere liye vahi hamara sansar ho jata hai. Sher: Isqh ka kya nishana tha,Idhar mera ghar,udhar uska aashiyana tha,pahunch rahi thi kinare pe kashti,usi Waqt Is tofan ko yahan aana tha Sher: Ram kare tera mobile gum ho jaye,or mujhe mil jaye,ladkiyo ko call karu mai,naam tera aaye,maar khaye tu or kaleja mera thanda ho jaye Sher: Main khushbu ki tarah mehkun khayal yaar se pehle,karishame husan ke zahir hain,magar main kaise dekhun misal e yaar se pehle. Sher: Phool khilna chahta hai,kali khilne nahin deti,dil milnaa chahtaa hai,kismat milne nahin deti. Sher: Loha lohe ko katata hai,heera heere ko katata hai,or kate jaher jaher ko,aap bach ke rahna kutta na kat le. Sher: Shaam hote hee,kyon diye jal jaate hain, Kyon aankhein nam hoti hai, kyon ashk dhal jaate hain. Sher: Apne aagaaz se aaj tak zindagi,teri hi yaad main gum rahi,phir bhi jaane kyon yeh Ihsaas hai.Jaise chaahat meri kam rahi. Sher: Ram ne dhanus toda aur sita chali aayi,kishan ne banshibajai aur radha chali aayi,maine kewal sity bajai aur wo apne baap ko le aayi. Sher: Taarikiyon ko cheerkar,mohabat e lau jagmagati hai,Sehar hote hi kyon,ye shamma dhal jaati hai. Sher: Har taraf beshumar aadmee,phir bhi tanhaiyon ka shikar aadmee,subah se shaam tak bojh dhotaa hua aapne hi laash ka khud mazaar aadmee. Sher: Usne mehnndi laga rakhi thi,humne doli saja rakhi thi,mujhe pata tha wo bewafa niklegi,isliye humne uski choti baihan oata rakhi thi. Sher: Aksar tanha raaton mein,kyon bebasi jhalakti hai.Kyon din khushi manaata hai,kyon Raat udaas hoti hai. Sher: Har taraf bhaagate daudate raaste,har taraf aadmee ka shikaar aadmee,roz Jeeta hua roz martaa hua har naye din naya Intezaar aadmee. Sher: Mehendi aisa math peeso jaanam,haathon mein mauj aayega,aaqir apne badan me lahoo bahuth hai appke haathon mein rang laane ke liye. Sher: Inn wadiyon mein khudko ,mai kyon udaas paata hoon.Ye surile parinde bhi,kyon udaas geet gaate hain. Sher: Vo aaye humari kabr par,diye bujha kar chal diye,nishan to mita hi diya tha,rooh ko bhi roola kar chal diye. Sher: Log kehete hai humne unhe bhula rakha hai,vo kya jane ki dil mai chupa rakha hai,koi unhe dekh na le,isliye palko ko jhuka rakha hai. Sher: Sehra mein hoon mai tanha,iss neele falak ke niche,Ye aasmaan bhi mujhpar,kyon bijliyaan girate hain. Sher: Ankhon ki zuban woh samaj nahi pate,hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,apni BEBASI kis tareh kahe Koi hai jiske bina hum Reh nahi pate. Sher: Aapki berukhi ko rutba diya hamne,dosti ka har farz pura kiya hamne,mat sochna bhula diya aapko,aaj bhi khuda se pehle yaad kiya aapko Sher: Dil ko kisi aahat ki as rehti hai.Tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi.Par tere bin zindagi udaas rehti hai. Sher: Mere ansu jo beh rahe hai,behne do.Ye keh rahe hai dil ki baat,kehne do,bewafa ho tum,malom hai.apni wafa ki baat,apne tak hi rehne do Sher: Meri chahat ne use khushi di,badle me usne sirf khamoshi di,khuda se dua mangi marne ki,lekin usne bhi tadpane ke liye jindagi di. Sher: Teri dosti ko hum bhul nahi payenge,jab pukaroge to daude chale ayenge,jab yaad teri ayegi,zaalim itni dur ja ke baithi ho kyun. Sher: Kya mila tumhe chahne ke baad.Bas dukh hi seh rahe hai,hame sehne do,tumne to keh dala haal e dil. Ab mujhe apni daastaan kehne do. Sher: Jaan kar bhi wo mujhe jaan na paye,aaj tak vo mujhe pehchan na paye,khud hi ki hai bewafai humne,taki un oar koi iljam na aaye. Sher: Dost! Meri zindagi ke paimane pe,ik ruhani roshni ki,tarah tu jag magata hai.Shukriya ada karta hun,jab mera yeh kadam,dag magata hai. Sher: Mar hi chuke hain auron ke liye hum to.....Tum apni khatir to hum ko zinda rehne do. Sher: Kanjus ki zindagi kya jeena,kabhi meri tarah jiya karo,roj mujhe miss call dekar sharam nahi aati,kabhi call bhi to kiya karo. Sher: Dost! Kaise bhul sakta hun us mehfil,aur us jaam ko,Woh andaaz e bayan,woh parwana e shabbir,aur mausiki mein doobi hui shaam ko? Sher:Zindagi ek saza si ho gayi hai.Gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai.Tum aa jao yeh gujarish hai meri,mujhe tumari adat si ho gayi hai Sher: Kuch nasha to apki baat ka hai,kuch nasha to dhemi barsat ka hai,humein yun hi sharabi na kahiye,dil par asar to apse mulakat ka hai. Sher: Dost! Woh hasenon ke hathon se pitai,wo jhooti judai,ab bhi yaad hai.Unka shuru ka inkaar,wo har raat ka sacha pyar,ab bhi yaad hai. Sher:Dard se to barson ka hai rishta,har gam me dard hi to sath tha.kabhi khushi ke kagar pe khade ho hum,to shayad ek sath khone ka gum tha Sher: Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,lekin baat khas hui nahi,tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi! Sher: Aye Dost! Un dard bhari daastaano ka akela waaris ban firta hun.Ik ik lafz ko yaad kar karke,uth jaata hun, jab bhi girta hun. Sher: Sapno ki maiyat pe anso na baha,in aankhon se naya koi sapna bun,dil to hai dard jhelne ke liye,aankhein hoti hai sapne sajane ke liye Sher: Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsus ki,har kadam pe apki kami mahsus ki,dur rehkar bhi apki dosti kam na hoi,ya baat humne Dil se mahsus ki. Sher: Wo kehte hain ke unhe hamari kadar nahi,Wo kehte hain ke unhe hamari kadar nahi,arre unse jaakar puchcho,jinhe hum haasil nahi. Sher: Dil ko manana gar hota aasaan,na karta kisi ko yoon ye pareshan,tanha na rahta bhari mehfil mein na hoti woh halat jo ho na bayaan. Sher: Gila tujhse nahi koi,gila apni majburiyon se karte hain,tu aaj hamare kareeb na sahi,mohabbat to ham teri duriyon se bhi karte hain. Sher: Log Kehte hai ki mujhe aadat hai muskarane ki,Unhe kya pate ki yeh bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki. Sher: Dil si cheez hai,dene ko hai deday,magar koi qabeel bhi to ho. Hum to jaan dekay bhi khush hain,magar koi qateel bhi to ho. Sher: Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.badbu teri sath laya.phir mere dil me khayal aaya.ke lagta hay ki aaj bhi tu nahi nahaya. Sher: Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai. Sher: Agar hum na hote to tumhe Gazal kaun kehta,apke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta,yeh to mohabbat hai,warna Patharon ko Tajmahal kaun kehta. Sher: Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,muh se khun aya hai.Hospital pahunche to nurso ne ye farmaya hai,Baharo phul barsao kisi ka mehboob aya hai. Sher: Kabhi to tha isqh suraj ko chand se,tabhi to chand me daag hai!Kabhi to ki hogi bewafai chand ne suraj se,tabhi to suraj me aag hai!! Sher: Phul bankar muskurana aur gam bhulakar muskurana zindagi hai.Jeetkar hum khush hue to kya hua, Haarkar khushiya manaana zindagi hai. Sher: Ek Kabristan ke bahar board par likha tha:Manzil to meri yahin thi,bas zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan tak aate aate. Sher: Na Shiquaa karengay,na gila karengay,Shiquaa karengay,na gila karengay,tum salamat raho,hum doya karengay. Sher: Pathar agar tha unka dil,to mera kaanch ka na banaya hota,unhain pighalna nahi aaya to,mujhe sambhalna hi sikhaya hota. Sher: Unki gali se hum guzra,ajeeb ittefaak tha. Unki gali se hum guzra,ajeeb ittefaak tha. Phool toh pheke unhone magar,gamla bhi saath tha Sher: Ankhon ki zuban woh samaj nahi pate,hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate. Apni BEBASI kis tareh kahe. Koi hai jiske bina hum Reh nahi patey. Sher: Kitabon mein mere fasane dhundhte hai,guzre zamane dhundhte hai.Jab wo thi,talash e zindagi bhi thi.Ab to maut ke thikane dhundhte hai Sher: Meri janeman kya bataun,kasie sittam daati hai. Sapne mein bhi kambakht,apne baap ko sath lati hai. Sher: Apke Shahar suhana lage,apki ek shaam churalu agar bura na lage.Aap chahe to bhulade khud ko,par aap ko bhulane mein hume Zamana Lage. Sher: Yeh pyaas hi toh hai,milne ki aas hi toh hai. koi paas se dekh leta hai chand ko,magar chakori ko chand ki aas hi toh hai. Sher: Wo kehte hai ke unhe hamari kadar nahi. Wo kehte hain ki unhe hamari kadar nahi. Arre unse jaakar puchcho,jinhe hum haasil nahi. Sher: Zindagi jaise saza si ho gayi hai.Gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai.Tum aajao yeh gujarish hai. Mujhe tumari adat si ho gayi hai. Sher: Chandni rato me jahan sota hai,Lekin kisi ke pyar me koi rota hai. Khuda,kisi ko mohobbat me fida na kare,agar kare to juda na kare. Sher: Aarz kiya hai,Meine tumhe dil diya dildar samajhkar,meine tumhe dil diya dildar samajhkar. Tumne mujhe jala diya CHARMINAR samajhkar? Sher: Dard se to barson ka hai rishta,har ek gam mein dard hi sathi tha. kabhi gar khushi ke kagar pe khade ho,to ek sathi khone ka gam ho. Sher: Jakhm ruh par dekar mere,wo marham jism par lagane ko kehte hain. Aur wo jo tha kaatil mera,mujhe insaaf dilane ko kehte hain. Sher: Aarz ki kiya hai...... Musharraf ki beti se hoti hamari nikaah,fir kashmir ki samasya ka hota nidaan. kyuki dahej main milta pakistan... Sher: Sapno ki maiyat pe aanso na baha e bezuban,koi sapna bun. Dil to hote hai dard ke liye,aankhein par hote hai sapne sajane ke liye. Sher: Pyase ko katra pani kafi hai,Ishq me char pal zindagi kafi hai. Dubne ko samandar me jaye kaha apki aankhon se tapka wo pani kafi hai. Sher: Aarz hai.... Eedhar chilman se hum jhake,udhar chilman se wo jhake. Aag laga do chilman main,na hum jhake na woh jhake... Sher: Dil ko manana gar hota aasaan,na karta kisi ko yoon ye pareshaan. Tanha na rahta bhari mehfil mein na hoti woh halat jo ho na bayaan. Sher: Hum ko bhool na jana tum,yeh kehte hain sab hi,lekin aata hai waqt kuch aisa,ke bhool jaate hain khud hi. Sher: Teri neeli neeli jhil jaisey aankhey kitna khubsurat hai. Lagta hai ke tere jhil jaisi aankho mein kud jaao. kud jao jhapaassssssss! Sher: Dil si cheez hai,dene ko hai de dey. Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho. Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hai. Magar koi qateel bhi to ho. Sher: Jee bhar ke roye to karar paaya,is daur me kisne sacha dost paaya,guzar rahi hai zindagi,ke ek zakham bhara nahi ke dausra tayar paaya Sher: Zindagi hai to khwaab hai,khwaab hai to manzilein hai,manzilein hai to rastey. Matlab duniya gol hai,bas ghumaneywala chahiye. Sher: Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,Taqdeer humari kharab nikli. Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli... Sher: Apki muskaan hontho se na chute,duniya me apse koi kabhi na ruthe,meherban ho khuda aap par,ke aasman ke tare bhi apki marzi se tute. Sher: Zindagi ki khasiat hai ye kabhi rukti nahin. zindagi ki khasiat hai ye kabhi rukti nahin. Sanse rukh jati hai par,zindagi rukti nahin. Sher: Taj mahal ki deewaron se punch ke dekho,kaise thi mumtaaz muhal,shahjehaan ka lehja ban kar paththar paththar bolega. Sher: Sukhe patton par aitebaar kar lenge,teri yadon se pyar kar lenge. Bas ek bar kehdo tumhe pyar hai humse,hum sari umr intezar kar lenge Sher: Aasma jhukne laga,mai thahra raha,jamin chalne lagi,kya yehi mohabbat hai? Bewakuf yeh BHUCHAL aaya hai. Sher: Pathar agar tha unka dil,toh mera kaanch ka na banaya hota.Unhain pighalna nahi aaya to,mujhe sambhalna hi sikhaya hota..... Sher: Dil hai to dard hona chaiye. Ishq hai to asar hona chaiye. Ki wo to ishq ki ebadat ka sila hai. Husan hai to befikar hona hi chaiye. Sher: Ban than ke nikalte hai roz kyun?Maa,aap to kehti thi ki Eid kabki gayi. Phir padosan se gale milte hai papa roz kyun? Sher: Kyun basi hai tu yadon main,jab tere dil main mere liye jagah nahi. Dil lagaya hi kyun tha zalim tunay,jab nibhana tujhe aata hi nahi. Sher: Har taraf khamos saya hai,zindagi mein pyar kisne paaya hai,hum yadon mein jhumte hai aur jamana kahta hai dekho phir pekar aaya hai. Sher: Ajeb itefaq tha.Main sadak ke is paar tha,wo us paar thi,hum dono aage badhe,Ab wo sadak ke is paar hai,main sadak ke us paar ! Sher: Khudko besahara na kar,ke zamana tujh pe zulam kare. Taan sena,dekh zamane ki aankhon mein.Taki jab tu chale,to zamana tere peche aaye Sher: Shayari likhne baitha tha likh nahi paaya,aap ke bina kya hai meri zindagi,ye hi to bus main aap ko bata nahi paaya. Sher: Ek cup,uske upar ek plate,uske upar ek cup,uske upar ek plate,uske upar ek aur cup. Arre janab,sher nahin. Balance dekhiye balance ! Sher: Ek bar usne mujhe dekha tha muskurakar,Ek bar usne mujhe dekha tha muskurakar. Bas itni si hakikat hai,baki sab kahania. Sher: Khushi ko dhundhne se gum mile,yeh gum zindagi mein hardam mile,jo dil ke saare dard baant lein,aise dost zindagi mein bahut kam mile. Sher: Dola re dola re dola re dola,Tan dola,man dola,dil dola re dola.Dola re dola re dola re dola....ab bas yaar !! Chakkar aa rahe hai !!! Sher: Tore diye sab dil kay rishtay,Kar kay waadon ki her baat,Woh do qadam na saath day saki,Zindagi bhar kya deti khaak........... Sher: Jikra Dosti ka jab aaya. Ehsaas tera maine kareb paya hai. Mithas bhari kuch aise tune iss rishte mein,mol iss jazbe Ka samjhaya hai. Sher: Kala Kajal,Kala Badal,Kala rang kadhai ka...Kala Kajal,Kala Badal,Kala rang kadhai ka.Ek to teri yaad satawe,Duja fikar padhai ka...... Sher: Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed,zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed.Pyar dariya hai,aur Mehboob uski sarhad. Sher: Muskrahat to baante hai sub,gum mein bas Dost pass aate hai. Ye haqeeqat hai mere Dost,maan lo Is Ko,ashq aankhon mein hi to aate hai. Sher: Hum to samjhe thay,barsat main barsegi sharab,Hum to samjhe thay,barsat main barsegi sharab... Aayi barsaat to,barsat ne dil tod diya... Sher: Haath to utha liya hain maine,haath to utha liya hain maine,lekin mujhe yeh maloom nahin hain ke dua kya hain. Sher: Agar pana hai manzil ko,apna rehnuma khud ban,wo aksar bhatak jate hain. Jinhe sahara mil gaya. Sher: Yeh ghalib aapni hi kabar khud u khod raha hain. yeh ghalib aapni hi kabar khud kiyu khod raha hain. la howda mujhe de. Sher: Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoon,Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoon. Yeh Dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad mein jalne ke liye Sher: Diljaloon ka bhi kuch ajab sa haal hota hai. Mehfil mein haste hote hain tanhayi mein rote hote hain. Sher: Palat ke dekh jalim,tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambai hum bhi rakhte hai. Sher: Raat hote hi nind ki ummido mein reheti hoon,Raat hote hi nind ki ummido mein reheti hoon. Kya pata,tumhe fir khawab mein pa sakoon. Sher: Nanhe dil me arman koi rakhna,Duniya ki bhid main pehchan koi rakhna,accha nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas,In hoto pe sada muskaan rakhna Sher: Mera har jawab tere swal se acha hoga,yakeen nahi aata to dekh lene mera janaja bhi teri barat se acha hoga. Sher: Is duniya me dost kam milenge,Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,Jaha duniya nazar fer legi,Us mod pe dost tumhe HUM milengay. Sher: Taare jagmagate hai,subha ko jane kaha woh gum ho jate hai,andhere mein asman ka rang wo dekhte hai,neeli chadar par woh timtimate hai Sher: Fasle to dur le jate hai,par dil ke shahar to ujarte nahi. Aankhon se aankhon ka rishta tut jaye to,sath dekhe hue khwab to mitte nahi Sher: Likho to aisaa likho,ke kalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaye. Har labz pe wo dard paida karo,ki wo pyaar karne pai majboor ho jaye. Sher: Humare zakhmo ki wajha wo hai,humare zakhmo ki dava bhi wo hai,wo namak zakhmo pe lagaye to kya,Mohabbat karne ki wajah bhi to woh hai Sher: Mila waqt to zufain teri suljha dunga. Aaj uljha hoon zindagi mein,sulajh jati hai uljhi zulfain,umar kat jati hai Waqt sulajhne mein. Sher: Yaad aati hai to,zara kho jati hoon. Neend to nahi aati aankhon mein,lekin aap khwab mein aaoge yeh soch ke so jati hoon. Sher: Hasrat hai apki dosti paane ki aur koi khawaish nahi. Sikwa mujhe apse nahi,Baghwan se hai,kya zarurat thi,apko itna pyara banane ki. Sher: Tumne aayena e dil banaya tha,tumne tor diya hai koi baat nahi. Kaise kahe koi mujhko deewana,agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi Sher: Muh ki baat sune har koi,dil ke dard ko jane kaun? Awazo ke bajaron mein,Khamoshi pehchane kaun... Sher: Zindagi kisi ki mohtaj nahi hoti,dosti sirf jazbaat se nahi hoti,kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko varna apki humse mulakat nahi hoti. Sher: Yeh Wafa ka silah hai,to koi baat nahi. Rakha tha ashiyana e dil mein chupa ke tumko,Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi. Sher: Kabhi palkoon pay ansoo hai,kabhi lab per shikayat hai. Mager Ay zindagi phir bhi mujha tujh say mohabbat hai Sher: Is kadar is jahan mein zinda hoon main,Meri koshish hai ki na ho teri duniya mein koi gum,Tu awaaz de gagan se ek parinda hoon main. Sher: Kya khoob shouke kaamil hain mere hamdam,kya khoob shouke kaamil hain mere hamdam,pila kar zehar mujhe woh phir shifa denge. Sher: Koi anjan sa chehra obhera fizaon mein. yeh kisi ki aahat Jagi meri Khamosh rahon mein. Abhi ay mout na aana mera thikana janat Hai. Sher: Zindagi ki ek ek ada Jurm hai. sanam ke bare mein kuch sochkar,apne bare mein kuch sochna Jurm hai.yaad rakhna tujhe mera ek Jurm hai. Sher: Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote. Sher: Mohabbat ke kai roop hai. Har roop mein dard hai. Har dard mein ek nayi kasak hai. Har kasak mein jeene ki Tamnna hai. Sher: Iss Khamoshi pe mat jana,toofaan se guzar ke aaya hun main. Cheen le gaya mujhko mujhse hi,Ya shayad khud ko hi bhool aaya hun main. Sher: Kabhi kisi ko mukammal jahan nahi miltaa,kabhi kisi ko mukammal jahan nahi miltaa. Kahin jameen to kahin Aasmaan nahi milta. Sher: Hum Tujhe Bhool ke Khush baithe hain.Hum Tujhe Bhool ke Khush baithe hain. Hum sa baydard koi kya ho ga..!! Sher: Tera mujshe yuh pyaar se larna,chehre pe muskurahat lata hain. Intezaar rehta hai besabri se,Ke kab tu mujhse milne aata hai. Sher:Phool khilna chahta hai,kali khilne nahi deti,Phool khilna chahta hai,kali khilne nahi deti,Dil milna chahta hai,kismat milne nahi deti Sher: Main nay ussay poocha tha,Kya dhoop main barish hoti hai?? Wo hanstay hanstay ronay lagi,aur dhoop main barish honay lagi. Sher: Tadap ke dekh kisi ki chahat me,to pata chale ki intazar kya hota hai. yunhi mil jaye koi bina tadpe to kaise pata chale pyar kya hota Sher: Apne aagaaz se aaj tak zindagi,teri hi yaad mein gum rahi,phir bhi jaane kyun yeh Ihsaas hai. Jaise chaahat meri kam rahi. Sher: Mohabbat,Hijar,Nafrat,Sab Mil Chuke Hai Mujhe. Mohabbat,Hijar,Nafrat,Sab Mil Chuke Hai Mujhe. Main Ab Takreban Mukamal Ho Chuki Hoon!! Sher: Dost,dil hi dil me pyar karte hai,Chupke se yeh izhar karte hai. Namumkin hai jin rahon se aana,un raahon pe bhi intazaar karte hai. Sher: Wo aaye humari kabar par,diye bujha kar chal diye,nishan to mita hi diya tha,rooh ko bhi roola kar chal diye. Sher: Dharti se aasmaa tak,aasmaa se dharti tak,Dharti se aasmaa tak,aasmaa se dharti tak. Hawa hi hawa hai. Sher: Ankh se gira aansu koi utha nahi sakta,kismat me likha mita nahi sakta,apka pyar hai jaan humari,humari jaan ko koi chura nahi sakta. Sher: Hawaon se talukh rakhna dosti ke daur pe dosti ka sath rakhna,humari yadon ki khushbu yaron aayegi aap bas apna Mobile On rakhna! Sher: Jee chahata hai ki tere nazuk honthon ko chum lu. Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.... Sher: Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai,yeh ho jata hai karta kaun hai,aap jaise yaar par jaan kurban aur aap puchhte hai,app pe marta kaun hai Sher: Khayal aaya tha Dil mein. Zara gaur farmaiyega. khayal aya tha Dil mein ki Banduk kharidu,Fir uss khayal ko he Goli mar di. Sher: Aapne ki Bewaffai,magar main abhi waffa karta hoon. kahi aa na jaye aansu,isliye Muskurate rehata hoon. Sher: Sirf Rastey nahi manzil bhi hai,sirf raat nahi savera bhi hai,sirf dard nahi dawa bhi hai. Sirf aansu nahi khushi bhi hai. Sher: Ye wada kiya humne,milenge har khidki darwaaze ke peeche*Kyunki aajkal laila majnuon se jyada, policewaalon se bhare hote hai bageeche Sher: Dil mein saji hai yaad teri, aankhon mein base hai kuch khwaab*Ab to maanna hi padega aapko,ki hamare patane ke dialogues hai laajawab Sher:Ishq ka jisko khwaab aa jaata hai,waqt samjho uska kharab aa jaata hai*Mehboob phir aaye na aaye,par taare ginne ka hisaab aa jaata hai Sher: Jahanpanah ek sher pesh karte hai, dhyan lagakar gaur se suniye*Aapki mehbooba ko patta liya hai maine,aap kisi aur kanya ko chuniye Sher: Markar bhi rishtein nibhayenge,hum phir yaha aayenge*Bhoot bankar ghoomenge girls hostel mein, jaha dil chahe us room mein hum jayenge Sher: Jab aap paida huye aakash se phool barse, pariyo ne jashn manaye*Wo bole hamari jaan chooti,aur aap insaano ko pakane dharti par aaye Sher: Zakhm jab saare bhar jaayenge, aansu ye bikhar jaayenge*Tab chedenge hum ek aur ladki ko,aur is baar uske baap se maar nahi khayenge Sher: Dosti aur mohabbat ke beech mein, ek patli si lakeer hai*Is lakeer ko paar karne wala har ashiq, bhavishya mein banta fakeer hai Sher: Ek chand badalon mein, aur dekho kitne taare hai*Jaise mohalle ki ek sunder ladki ke peeche, haath dho ke pade hazaron kuwaare hai Sher: Aayi netaon ki baari hai, chunaav ki poori taiyaari hai*Ab achanak desh sabki zimmedaari hai, ye baatein pachne mein zara bhaari hai Sher: Ae jaaneman tera saath, hum sada ke liye chahate the*Tere ishq mein badalte the 8 baar kapde, aur din mein 4 baar nahate the Sher:Girls hostel ka chaukidar hoon,unki suraksha ka jimma mera hai*Socho kya beetti hogi is kuware par,jiske aas paas kudiyon ka basera hai Sher: Humpe bhi wo waqt aaya tha, kisiko aankhon mein basaya tha*Aur kya kurbaani de ishq mein,ye banda 2 mahine mein pehli baar nahaya tha Sher: Udaas rehta hai dil mera,har dhadkan ko tera intezaar hai*Hum sochte the ye ishq ka jaadu hai,par ye to malaria se pehle ka bukhar hai Sher: Ishq ke anjaam se darr rahe hain,nighao mein asar bhar rahe hain*Meri jaan ko le uda hai koi,aur hum yaha sher o shayari kar rahe hain Sher: Meri kalam se syahi ka, har katra shayari mein beh gaya*Mohabbat pe kitabein likhne waala shayar, khud bechara kunwara hi reh gaya. Sher:Pyar ka ishara hai abhi na jaaiye,todke dil hamara abhi na jaaiye*Ishq na kar paaye koi gum nahi,apni saheli ka hi sahi,pata to bataiye Sher: Raaste mein milte hai wo roz,baat na humse karte hain*Ya to hai wo goonge behre,ya phir hamare kutte se darte hai Sher: Uski nasheeli aankhon mein, ek ajab si tadap aur masti hai*Mushkil bas ek hi hai yaron, wo kaani hai aur padosi ko dekh ke hasti hai Sher:Ishq ke rang ghule hai fizaon mein,ek yaad basi hai hawaon mein*Chahate the tujhse nazar milana,par kuch to gadbad hai teri nigaho mein Sher: Sar par wo bhinbhinaati hai, khoon choosna uska kaam hai*Kisi khatmal ki baat nahi hai ye doston, ye to meri joru ka intekaam hai Sher: Jis din se dua mein maine, khuda se teri hasi chaahi hai*Us din se tu hamesha mujhe, bina baat ke haste huye nazar aayi hai. Sher: Yakin hume dilate hai dost, raah chalte pagal banate hai dost*Sharbat bol kar daaru pilate hai, par phir bhi bahut yaad aate hai dost Sher: Khushboo maangi thi khuda se, wo lajawaab phool thama gaye*Phir chaha kisi jaanwar ko paal le, toh hamare naseeb main aap aa gaye Sher: Kabhi na juda honge hum tumse, josh mein saare ashiq ye kehte hai*Aur phir saari zindagi bechare, mohabbat ka bojh dhote rehte hai Sher: Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye saath nahi*Maana ishq badi keemti cheez hai, par isse karne ke abhi apne halaat hai. Sher:Wajood nahi wo hasti kis kaam ki,maja na de wo masti kis kaam ki*Dil na lage wo basti kis kaam ki,jo bill na bhare wo dosti kis kaam ki Sher: Kuch logon ne khabar udaai hai, ki main sharaabi hoon*Unhe kya pata yaaron main, gutkha cigerette aur charas ka bhi aadi hoon Sher: Dost shabd nahi jo kaha jaaye, rooh nahi jo mit jaaye*Ye jeewan ka ek aisa saathi hai, jo aapke gunahon ke liye pit jaaye Sher:Zindagi mein kitno ko dost maana hai,dosti zindagi ki ibaadat hai*Doston ko chane ke jhad par chadhakar,maze lootne ki hamari aadat hai Sher: Meri aahat bhi sune bina wo, aksar mujhe pehchaan jaati hai*Yaato ye ishq ki gehraai hogi, yaato mere badan se badboo aati hai Sher: Na hum unse milte hai, na wo hum tak aati hai*Aadhi mohabbat internet par, aadhi mobile pe ho jaati hai Sher:Hamari dua hai gila nahi,wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi*Aapko har ladki se behen ka pyar mile,jo duniya mein aaj tak kisi ko mila nahi Sher:Wo bewafa mera imtihaan kya lega,nazar mili to jhuka lega*Use meri kabr pe diya jalane mat dena,wo kambakth diye se sara tel chura lega Sher:Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,main zinda rahu ye dua na kar*Kis kaam ki hai ye zindagi doston,jaha bapu kehte hai daaru piya na kar Sher: Unhe fursat nahi milne ki,aur ashiq bechara call karta hai*Wo phone uthakar kaat dete hai, aur ye mahine ke mahine bill bharta hai Sher: Na tujhse milne ki fariyaad,na hi ishq mein bichadne ka gum hai*Tujhse durr hokar pata chala,tujhse behtar beer whiskey aur rum hai. Sher:Sabko kuch paane ka armaan nahi hota,har koi dil ka mehman nahi hota*Itni ladkiya rehti hai 1dil mein,itni jagah banana asaan nahi hota Sher: Roz kisi ki yaad mein piya karo,tabhi yaadein taaza rehti hai*Har shaam meri daaru ki botal,ye baat mujhse chilla chilla kar kehti hai Sher: Uska mere jeewan mein aana,uparwaale ki hi neeti hai*Jabse uske paison pe khelne lagi hu, maine juye ki har baazi jeeti hai. Sher:Pyar mein kharcho se darta kaun hai,pyar ho jaata hai karta kaun hai*Din raat lage rehte ho phone par,aapka mobile bill bharta kaun hai Sher: Jab meri shaadi huyi doston, tab zoron se baarish ho rahi thi*Aaj samajh mein aaya meri barbaadi par, saari kayanaat ro raahi thi Sher: Mohabbat ka tha zamana aur,khud ko rokna mushkil tha*Hazaron khoobsurat ladkiyan thi college mein,aur mere paas kambakth ek hi dil tha Sher: Jhuki nazar se ikraar mat karna,nazar uthakar inkaar mat karna*Din raat tadapte ho yaadon mein,aur hume bhashan dete ho pyar mat karna Sher: Aaj kal koi bhi sharaab, hamaari yaadon ko jachti nahi*Abe seedhe seedhe bol de na, is umar mein tujhko pachti nahi Sher: Socha teri ankhon ki jheel mein,main khud ko jhank kar dekh loon*Phir khayal aaya inki gehrai bahut hai,pehle theek se tairna seekh lu Sher: Pyar ki majboori nahi hoti,kami apno ki poori nahi hoti*Deewano ko tabah hona hi hai,ishq aur barbaadi mein jyada doorie nahi hoti Sher: Na chori ki na daaka daala, bas ek khatra uthane ka ye sila tha*Mere paas aaj jo kuch bhi hai, ek aafat ke saath dahej mein mila tha Sher: Jab tak mohabbat ki raahon mein, bebas aashiquon ka dil jalega*Tab tak apne desh ka, har beer bar profit mein chalega. Sher: Lafz ko kagaz pe utara nahi jaata,naam ko sare aam pukara nahi jaata*Ishq ke jaal mein phasta hai jo,wo phir bahar kuwara nahi jaata Sher: Ishq maine us patthar dil se kiya, bas yahi meri ek khata hai*Mera saara bank balance saaf karke, wo kuch hafto se laapata hai. Sher: Jiski bhi shakal par nazar aati, majboori ki bebas mohar hai*Yakinan wo kisi khatarnaak mohotarma ka, laachar bechara shohar hai Sher: Sher likhna asaan nahi hota,har koi kadardaan nahi hota*Agar aapko na chadta shayari ka bukhar,to zamana yu aapse pareshaan nahi hota Sher: Raat ko ashiq jagte hai, aur haseenaye araam se soti hai*Mohabbat na karo doston isme, ashiqon ki koi izzat nahi hoti hai Sher: Bahot khamosh hoon bada bezaar hoon, khwahish-e-gum ka ek talabgaar hoon*Jabse ishq hua hai mujhe, tabse bebas besahara aur bekar hoon Sher: Nikla karo ghoomne tanhaai mein,koi tumhari asliyat jaan na le*Police thaane mein lagi teri tasveer ko, kahi koi pehchaan na le Sher: Kai mardo ko aadhi raat ki, neend mein badbadaate suna hai*Shayad isliye ki joru ke saamne, din bhar baat karna mana hai Sher: Mohabbat jise kehte hai, ek bahut khatarnaak bimari hai*Bach kar rehna isse yaaron, agar jaan aur tankhwa pyaari hai Sher: Fail hi karna tha pehle bata dete,kitabon ko chulhe mein jala dete*Koshish bahut ki nakaam huye magar,paas ho jaate jo nakal kara dete Sher: Teri lambi ghani zulfein dekh kar,dil mein aksar ye khayal aaya hai*Ki inke jaal mein aajtak tune, jaane kitne ashiquon ko phasaya hai Sher: Hasna mera zindagi ko bhaya nahi,jo chaha kabhi paaya nahi*Saal bhar ghooma uske peeche main,aur uski shaadi ka nevata tak aaya nahi Sher:Aajke ladko ki pehchan hai,haath mein cigarette mooh mein paan hai*Gali ke goonde ye shaitan hai,aur sab kehte hai mera desh mahaan hai Sher: Kaise kahu shukriya khuda,teri hi badaulat mujhe aisa dost mila hai*Jiske dil aur bank account ka darwaaza,mere liye hardum khula hai Sher: Jab tak ashiquon ke dil mein, mohabbat ki shama jalti rahegi*Tab tak har daaru ki dukaan, acche khaase profit mein chalti rahegi. Sher: Na karte shikayat zamane se koi, agar maan jaata manane se koi*Ameer kuwara aur andha hu haseeno, kar lo mohabbat iss deewane se koi Sher: Aaj apne dost ki shaadi hai, jhoom ke naaacho gaao yaaro*Halaal hone se pehle is bakre ko, khoob khilaao pilaoo yaaro Sher:Chirag bujha deta hu,ye dil kaafi hai teri yaad mein jalne ke liye*Isi bahane chirag ka tel bach jata hai,shaam ko pakode talne ke liye Sher: Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna,ke har SMS bhejne se pehle*Service center waale khud tumse poochen, bata aaj SMS bhejne ki wajah kya hai Sher: Use mohabbat-e-shayari sunane mein, yaaro main is kadar kho gaya*Ki meri shayari sunkar use, kisi aur se saccha pyar ho gaya Sher: Zindagi se judi har raah, tujhse hi hokar jaati hai*Ya phir jaaneman tu hi shayad, bhoot bankar har raah mein chali aati hai Sher: Ab raat ki palkein bheeg chuki hain, aur chand bhi hai chup jaane ko*Beechara majnu kehta hai laila se, ab toh kuch de do khaane ko. Sher: Itne dino se jo unse kehna chahte the, aaj aakhir wo baat hum keh gaye yar*Ki mere kutte ko aapke kutiya se, shayad hone laga hai pyar Sher: Duniya bhar ki khushiyan doston, hamare saath chali hai*Jabse ek crorepati baap ki beti, mohabbat ki raahon mein mili hai. Sher: Khuda kare ki tujhe aise bemaari lage,ke budhape mein bhi tu pyari lage*2 darjan ho jayen bacche tere,tu phir bhi humko kuwari lage Sher: Mujhse itna pyar na kar,ki ishq ki aadat pad jaaye*Jisse tu pyar kare usse hume jalan ho,is jalan mein hum tere kutte se tak lad jaaye Sher: Dil mein tumhare pyar ke, jalne lage hai laakhon chirag*Is kadar jal chuka hai dil hamara, ki kameez pe pad gaye hai kaale daag. Sher:Idhar bhi gum kho gaya,udhar bhi gum kho gaya,maano jaise naya janam ho gaya*Aur kya sunaau ae doston,taaliya bajao sher khatam ho gaya Sher: Gali ke nukkad pe baith kar roz, coin box se batiyaate ho*Ek baat to batao ae dost, itni chillar kaha se maang ke laate ho? Sher: Mere dil ki wo sacchi awaaz, mujhse cheekh cheekh ke keh rahi hai*Yaha se phut le ae ashiq, yaha teri daal galne waali nahi hai Sher: Na hum chahe chandramukhi, aur na hum chahe paaro*Apna to jeewan mein bas ek hi usool hai, jo ladki dikhe uspar line maaro Sher: Mohabbat ki raahon mein ye ladke, kai ladkiyon ke saath chalte hai*Jab bhi aaye koi mod ishq mein, turant apni lane badalte hai Sher: Mere hisse ki saari khushiyan, aaj dilwa do mujhe*Barso se tanha hoon, apni kisi saheli se aaj milwa do mujhe Sher:Zindagi mein sapne saja lena,dil mein kuch armaan jaga lena*Kabhi na aayegi koi mushkil zindagi mein,bas apne mooh pe 1 taala laga lana Sher: Dhadkan dil ki ruk jaati hai,saase aksar tham jaati hai*Bahut buri haalat hoti hai yaro,jab dilruba se shaadi karne ki naubat aati hai Sher: Dilruba ko biwi bana laaye magar,saath na car na sona chandi aaya*Itne saste mein hua sauda kuwarepan ka,ishq tere anjaam pe rona aaya Sher: Meri zindagi par ehsaan kardo,ek benaam mohabbat mere naam kardo*Subah ko milo shaam kardo,aur shaam tak mere ghar ka sara kaam kardo Sher: Teri soorat pe dil haaroon,teri zaroorat pe jaan varoon*Jab sochoon teri harkaton ke bare mein,dil kare tere kaan ke niche do maroon Sher: Zindagi kis mod pe laai hai,na dilruba na lugaai hai*Har ladke ne apni premikaen paayi hai,bas meri hi kismat mein,ruswaai aayi hai Sher:Khudane mere liye dost banaya hai,tabhi to aapko paaya hai*Jo mere dil mein yu samaya hai,jaise puraani haweli mein bhoot ghus aaya hai Sher: Bade bade majnu tabah huye hai, bas apne mehboob ke naam se*Ek baar chadha ishq ka bukhar, to samjho aadmi gaya kaam se! Sher: Jaanam teri yaad mein, jabse hume dast lage hai* Bathroom mein teri tasveer lagakar, hum raat raat bhar tanhaai mein jage hai Sher: Dil ki kashti doobti si aaj nazar aa rahi hai*kyunki meri mehbooba kisi aur ki naiya aaj paar laga rahi hai. Sher: Kisne sikhaya tumhe,yun gali gali matakna*ya bachpan se hi kismet mein hai tumhare, dar badar bhatakna. Sher: Tum paas aaye aur kuch soch kar muskuraaye *Ek pal ke liye aisa laga maano kisi ne jhat se peele bulb jalaye Sher: Zindagi ke har mod par milte hai dost aap jaise*na jaane upar waale ne itne manufacturing defects kiye kaise? Sher: Mohabbat ki baazi ko khelna nahi asaan hai*Jeeto to jannat mile,haaro to kabristaan hai. Sher: Na tu dekhne se shayar lagta hai, na hi tu shayar ka bhateeja hai*Tu to kisi shaitaan ki, adhuri khwaishon ka nateeja hai Sher: Kabhi kushi pilati hai kabhi gum,kabhi Whisky pite hai kabhi Rum*pilati hai kabhi yaaden kabhi tanhaai,aur kat jata hai ashiq ka janam Sher: Maikhane mein mohabbat ke ye kisse,yun bayan hote hai*Ki dil toote ashiq whiskey mein,aansoo ghol ke peete hai. Sher: Aankhon mein kuch nami thi, mujh hi mein shayad kuch kami thi*Jisse saari raat phone par baat ki,wo mehbooba nahi uski mummy thi Sher:Jab bhi koi kareeb aaya hai,bas wahi humne dhoka khaya hai*jab bhi un lambi julfon se dil lagaya hai,mudne pe hamesha ladka hi paya hai Sher: Fizaon mein,hawaon mein, mausam-e-baharo mein tera chehera dikh jata hai*sach hi suna tha yaro,buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota hai Sher: Dil karta hai jaaneman, aaj phir tere paas aau*Kal toh tune zalim joote se peeta tha, aaj teri haseen sandal se maar khaau. Sher: Paas waale ghar ki khidki se,jo mohotarama kood kood ke jhanke hai,sach kehta hoon doston uski,chamgadad si aankhen hai Sher: Saas bahu ke badle ki aag mein,bechare pati aur bete jalte hai*tabhi toh hamare saas bahu serial,karodo ki TRP pe chalte hai Sher: Pyar se bhara dil, ishq-e-noor se saja mere dilbar ka chehera hai*shaadi bhi main kar leti usi se,par kambakth wo ek kaan se behra hai Sher: Laakhon nazare jhuki huyi hai, mere yaar ke intezar mein*kahi conjunctivitis na phail jaaye, aaj ashiqon ke darbaar mein. Sher: Zindagi ki raahon mein jab bhi koi mod aayega,tujhe alvida kehkar ye ashiq,kisi aur ka ghar basaane chala jaayega. Sher: Tera dhyan paane ke liye maine, is kadar bike ka horn bajaya tha* Ki teri gali ka har kutta, meri taraf kheencha chala aaya tha. Sher:Soch badlo sitare badal jayenge,nazar badlo nazare badal jayenge*1baar sunghao dilruba ko moze,tumse shaadi karneke irade badal jayenge Sher: Sharifon mein koi chor nahi hota,naachne wala har panchi mor nahi hota*Humse jo kar le 1 baar dosti,wo umar bhar phir bore nahi hota Sher: Hazaron ke dilon ko cheer kar,wo mere dil ko ishq se halaal karne aayi thi* shayad wo ladki pichle janam mein,kahi ki famous kasai thi Sher: Aankhon mein sacchai,baaton mein gehraai hai.Jaane kaha se ye sanskar laayi hai*badi duaon ke baad mujhe,mili ye kaam waali baai hai Sher: Ye baadal ye bijli aapke liye hai,ye mausam ye hawa aapke liye hai*6 mahine beet gaye nahaye hue,ye bewaqt ki baarish aapke liye hai Sher: khushi se vajan badhta hain,dukhi rehne ka formula bada hit hai*tabhi to saare devdas dekho,kitne slim trim aur fit hain. Sher: Main use chahu,wo chahe kisi aur ko,jise wo chahe uska dil kisi aur pe aaya hai*Ye ishq hai ya kisine,saap seedhi ka khel banaya hai Sher: Hai dil main tamanna ye baki abhi,ke humpe kabhi wo karange karam*Intezaar uss din ka hai,jab shohar ko peetne pe unhe aayegi sharam. Sher:Ishq ne mujhko nikamma kiya,hara ped tha,sukha khamba Kiya*achchi khaasi kat rahi thi zindagi meri,iss pyar ne mera har bill lamba kiya Sher: Unko dil mein basa rakha hai,yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai*jaane kab aa jaaye wo milne,isliye gali ke sab kutton ko bhaga rakha hai Sher: Kal mere ashiq ka,naam chapa tha akhbaar mein*khabar thi ek naujawan,kangaal ho gaya ladki ke pyar mein. Sher: Beh na saki wo ashkon ki dhara, jo aakhon se behni thi*chahate the uske pallu pakad ke roye, par kambakth ne us din jeans pehni thi. Sher: Ae dil chal kahi aur chale,humne yaadon se apni jholi bhar li hai*is mohalle ke har ek ghar mein,nacheez ne chori kar li hai Sher: Raat ke pehlu mein sitare hai,rookhi ankhon mein nazare hai*hum jaante hai aap padhai mein vyast hai,tabhi to hum ab tak kuware hai Sher: Zamana gardish mein jhoomta hai,nashe nigahon ko aa rahe hain,wo haath hardam zinda rahe doston,jo mujhko free ki daaru pila rahe hain Sher: Aaj phir se Shahjahan ne banaye huye,Taj Mahal ki yaad aayi hai*Mumtaj nahi rahi,Taj bhi ban gaya,bande ne kya kismat paayi hai Sher: Yaron ye kambakth din guzarata nahi,ye kaali raat ab katti nahi*Bahut koshish kar li maine,mohalle ki koi bhi ladki patti nahi. Sher:Bikta hai gam ishq ke bazaar mein,lakho dard chipe hai inkar mein*Ho jaao agar zamane se dukhi toh,swagat hai aapka Devdas beerbar mein Sher: Shaadi mat karna ae dost,shaadi bahut badi galati hai*joru to jeena mushkil kar hi deti hai,muft mein khadoos saas bhi milti hai Sher: Sirf muskuraati rehti hai,aaj tak wo ladki ek lafz tak nahi boli hai*Dil mein aake baithi hai aise,jaise bhade pe li koi kholi hai Sher: Doston wo ladaai hi kya jis mein badi badi gaaliyan na ho*aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan khoobsurat saaliyan na ho. Sher: Teri mohabbat mein dil ke saare,purze dheele ho gaye*badkismati toh dekh meri,tere haath kahi aur peele ho gaye Sher: Umar kat jaati hai ashiq ki,mehboob ka dil behlaane mein*aur aakhirkaar uska ant hota hai,grahasti, beer bar ya pagal khaane mein Sher: Kahi andhera to kahi shaam hogi,har kushi tere nam hogi*Kuch maang ke to dekh humse,karz mein doobi saari property tere naam hogi Sher:Aasuo ko kabhi ubharne na diya,mitti ke moti ko bikharne na diya*Ishq mein tere kutte ko tak sambhala,beemar tha phir bhi marne na diya Sher: Har raste ka mukam nahi hota,dil ke rishto ka naam nahi hota*khoja hai aapko torch ki roshni se,aapsa namoona kabhi aam nahi hota Sher: Dil diya ishq ki nishani samajhke,woh kha gaya biryani samajhke*maine khat mein likha haal-e-dil,wo padhne laga filmi kahani samajhke Sher: Hum unhe paane ke liye,saare jamane se lade the*aur phir teen mahine tak,chupchap aspataal ki khatiya pe pade the. Sher: Aati thi wo chhat par,jab bhi shaam dhalti thi*Aaj pata chala wo mohabbat nahi hai,pados ki ladki neend mein chalti thi Sher: Wo choome ek baar to neend nahi aati hai,unki awaaz raat bhar satati hai*isliye kehte hai risk na uthao,coil jalao aur macchar bhagao Sher: Saccha pyar nahi hota,koi wafadaar nahi hota*agar pehle samajh jata ye baat,to aaj ye engineer majnu, is tarah chaukidaar nahi hota. Sher: Aankho mein teri tasveer hai, jubaa par tera naam hai*jaldi impress ho ja jaaneman,mere paas aur bhi bahut se kaam hai Sher:Yaha kai yaar milte hai,kuch bure kuch dildar milte hai*kuch bante hai doctor life mein,aur kuch hum jaise darzi banke salwar silte hai Sher: Ishq mein gum, bechaini, dard aur sadiyon ka intezaar hai*ishq ke naam par majnuon pe hota,ye kitna bada atyachaar hai. Sher:Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote*ye to ishq mein bakwas karni padti hai,warna ab tak chain se so gaye hote Sher:Ishq mein wafaein badal jaati hai,dilbarki adayein badal jaati hai*sambhalo apni dilruba ko,meri 1 muskaan se premikaen badal jaati hai Sher: Kaash ishq ki koi dukaan hoti,hume bhi uski pehchan hoti*toh aaj mohalle ki har ladki,iss aashiq ki jaan hoti. Sher: Daaru pikar teri mohabbat mein hua, main awara pagal deewana*hosh jahan aaya wo tha, kutto ka dawakhana. Sher: Kisi ne DIL badal liya,kisi ne dhadkan badal li*Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi tha badalne ko,to aapne Mandir me jaakar chappal badal li? Sher: Mohabbat na kare jahanpanah,ishq se umar badhti hai*aur jo mohatarama aaj pyari lage,zindagi bhar wo hi biwi banke ladti hai Sher: Seene mein dil,dil mein dard,dard mein khayal,khayal mein khwaab*khwaab mein tasvir,tasvir mein aap.Itna darawna Khwaab? Baap Re Baap Sher: Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi,shaadi ko 3saal hi huye the,hume 4bacchon ka abba bana gayi Sher: Aasmaan waale teri duniya se jee ghabara gaya*aise pada ladki ka chata,ki aankh ke saamne ghana andhera sa cha gaya Sher: Aap haseeno ka deedar nahi karte,kya aap unse pyar nahi karte*ya darte hai kharcha bekabu na ho jaye,ishq par bhi tax laagu na ho jaye Sher:Jhad gaye baal, badali chaal, budhape ki aahat ka sadma gehra hai*tabhi toh har beauty parlour ke bahar,auraton ka ek jhund thehera hai Sher: Kuch apni kaho,kuch meri suno,kya dil lagana bhool gaye*shaadi kya ek din huyi aapki,aap toh gubbare ki tarah phool gaye Sher:Pyar kiya nahi jata ho jata hai,mehfil main dil kho jaata hai*dosti ke naate hum jage hai,warna aapki shayari sunkar aadmi so jaata hai Sher: Na Sacchai badi hai,na Khuddari badi hai,na Bhalai badi hai,na Imandari badi hai*Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes khadi hai. Sher: Shayari likhne mein beet gayi zindagi,par mohabbat ka phool khila nahi*ek baar sunaya humne sher jise,wo zindagi mein dubara mila nahi Sher: Ishq ke samandar mein maine,jam ke gota lagaya tha*is kadar kharchon mein dubaya mehbooba ne,ki katora lekar hi bahar aaya tha Sher: Aap ke haath mein mobile hai,chehre pe khoob smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi file hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kaun sa style hai? Sher: Doston aaj se maine,accha aadmi banane ki kasam khaai hai*ye koi chamatkaar nahi hai,biwi aaj maike se laut ke aayi hai Sher: Tasveer teri dil behla na sakegi,ye teri tarah sharma na sakegi*chahe jitni gaaliyan du tasveer ko,mujhe maarne tu bahar aa na sakegi Sher: Saare jahan mein,tere mere ishq ke bade charche hai*Har ashiq ke maa baap kehte hai bacchon se,dekh mohabbat mein kitne kharche hai Sher: Chand suraj laakhon taare,sab tere naam maine kiye hai*jeb se atthani kharch kiye bina,dekh tujhe kitne haseen tohfe diye hai Sher: Zindagi tune mohabbat mein diya kuch bhi nahi*maikhane tak toh pahuch gaya main,par piya kuch bhi nahi Sher: Hum unke kareeb jaake unhe paa na sake is bat ka gam hai*ek chand hamara oonchai par hai aur ek hamari height bhi kam hai. Sher: Devdas ki saari umar beet gayi,kambakth ek paaro ko paane mein*itne mein toh poora girls college pat jaata,aaj ke modern jamane mein Sher: Teri baaton mein ek nasha hai,jo sune wo kho jaaye*kuch kehne ke liye jab tere lab khule,accha khasa aadmi badboo se behosh ho jaaye Sher: Mohabbat mein dil-o-jaan lutana,zamane ka dastoor hai*ishq mein jaan dene wala har naujawan,socho kitna bada langoor hai. Sher: Jo dard tumhare hai,apne bhi wahi gam hai*bathroom jaane ke liye khade hai kabse,aur building ki tanki mein paani kum hai Sher: Khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare*Insaan ko mohabbat ka bojh dhone wala gadha na kare. Sher: Na tu us roz chhat per aati, na hi main tera deewana hota*Na tu mujhe patthar maarti, na hi main ek aankh se kana hota Sher: Gaur se suno ek shayar ne, badi achchi baat kahi hai*kitna khushnaseeb hai wo shohar,jiski biwi ke haath mein belan nahi hai Sher: Chand chandani milte hai har raat,hamari takdeer kyun milti nahi*thak gaya hu phone pe baat karke,ab toh battery bhi jyada chalti nahi Sher: Mohabbat ki haseen raahon mein,kai mod aate hai*har mod par theheri haseena ko dekh,hum apni manzil bhool jaate hai Sher: Dekho khud ko aaine mein,in rookhi aankhon mein na koi nami hai*mujhe toh yakeen hai is baat ka,tumhare shareer mein khoon ki kami hai Sher: Ae chand chamakna chod de,teri chandani humko satati hai*ped se ulte latke bhoot mein,purani mehbooba nazar aati hai Sher: Tum itni sunder ho,tumse baharein bhi sharminda hai*kabhi kabristan mat chale jaana,warna murde uth ke kahenge,abhi hum bhi zinda hai. Sher: Zebra ne kaha apni joru se,aaj hum ek itihaas banate hai*dono studio jaakar chalo,color photo kheench ke aate hai. Sher: Meetha sa ehsaas hua hai abhi abhi,mujhe dil tune diya hai abhi abhi*chahata hu tujh mein kho jaau,par joru ne SMS kiya hai abhi abhi Sher: Chandani ne kaha tu pyar kar,shama ne kaha aankhen char kar*Gori ko cheda to boli muskurakar,abhi tu baccha hai thoda aur intezar kar. Sher: Subah shaam din raat,muskurakar wo leti thi ashiquon ki jaane*takleef badhne se pehle humne,pahucha diya use paagal khaane Sher: Humne pi hai sharab,har gali har maikhane se*abhi abhi stock bhar kar laaye hai,devdas baabu ke taikhaane se. Sher:Har ghar mein pati bechara,jhadu pocha karke kapde dho raha hai*Kuch karo purush bachao samiti waalo,dekho kya atyachaar ho raha hai. Sher:Tum kya jaano kya hai tanhai,humse poocho yar kya hai judaai*Kitna bura lagta hoga us ashiq ko,jise ladki bewajah bana jaati hai bhai Sher:Agar chahate ho hum ishq na kare,to bas is baat ka prabandh karo*Khoobsurat kanyaon ko apne college mein, admission dena band karo. Sher:Chehere pe hasi aati hai,aankhon mein suroor cha jaata hai*Jab bhi is tarah muskuraate ho tum,hume zoo mein dekha bandar yaad aata hai Sher:Ishq mein gulaab ke phool,kabhi khilte hai kabhi murjha jaate hai*Isliye apni har mehbooba ke liye,hum kagaz ke phool utha laate hai Sher:Agar har koi Shahjahan sa ishq kar pata,agar har koi pyar mein dil lagata*To mohalle ki har gali mein dosto,aaj ek Taj Mahal nazar aata Sher:Teri mohabbat ne jeene na diya,tere ishq ne marne na diya*Aisa uljhaya tune apne pyar mein,graduation bhi poora karne na diya. Sher:Kutte ghumaane ke bahane hi sahi,wo ghar se bahar nikalti to hai*Mujhe kutton ka doctor samajhkar, do kadam saath chalti to hai Sher:Fiza mein mehekti shaam ho tum,pyar ka pehla jaam ho tum*Aur kya kahe jaanam tere baare mein,kharche ka doosra naam ho tum Sher:Kaise hataye nazare aapse,kaise kahe ki hum aappe kitna marte hai*Yakeen maano chaukidaar se jyada,aapke ghar ki rakhwali hum karte hai Sher:Tere saath guzare wo ishq ke lamhe,jab bhi yaad aate hai*Sach kehta hoon dar ke maare,mere rongate khade ho jaate hai Sher:Mohabbat samandar ki wo gehraai hai,jisme ashiq doob jaate hai*Par hum un bewakoofon mein se nahi hai,hum to bas mooh dhokar aate hai Sher:Badalon se salaam leta hoon,waqt ke haath thaam leta hoon*Policeki raid tabhi padti hai beerbar mein,jab mein haato mein jaam leta hoon Sher:Jab bhi pyar karne ka khayal aaya,khud ko humne akela hi paaya*Ab to bharosa hai sirf apne kutte par,jisne hamesha saath to nibhaya Sher:Bade dilkash hai ye ishq ke waade,par har mod par hoti pitaai hai*Ek taraf dilruba ka baap hai yaaron, duji taraf tagda bhai hai Sher:Mohabbat ke aage doston,mein apna sar jhuka raha hoon*Saalon pehle mehboob se kiye waade, instalments mein aaj tak chuka raha hoon Sher:Log bilkul sahi kehte hai, sharaab buri bala hai*Par isi buri bala ki wajah se, hamare desh ko har Devdas mila hai Sher:Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,har baat par muskuraana seekh liya*Bas ye do line bolkar,sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya Sher:Tum mujhe bhulakar to dekho,har khushi tumse rooth jaayegi*Har baar shopping karne ke baad,bill bharte waqt meri yaad to jaroor aayegi Sher:Jaane kitni haseenaon ko mere is dil ne behlayaa hai*Tabhi to har ladki se entertainment tax lene ka khayal aaya hai Sher:Vaade pe aitbaar nahi karte,hum zikr-e-ishq sare bazaar nahi karte*Shaadi ke card chapwa diye,aur ab wo kehte hai humse pyar nahi karte Sher:Jyada pareshaan wohi karte hai,jo dil ke sabse kareeb hote hai*Tabhi to aadhe ashiq hote hai pagal,aur bache huye aadhe gareeb hote hai Sher:Aaj suraaj ki kiran kho gayi,sapno ki haseen duniya so gayi*Jise samjha tha hamsfar apna,wo ghar ka samaan churakar faraar ho gayi Sher:Is mehengaai ke daur mein,muft mein milti sirf gaali hai*Sochta hoon aaj hi apply kar du,circus mein joker ki post khaali hai Sher:Chand hasta hai, chandani muskuraati hai*Main din bhar khaana pakata rehta hoon, wo raat bhar baith ke khaati hai Sher:Sahara na le wo choot jata hai,bharosa na kar wo toot jata hai*Kitna bhi bhara ho daulat ka ghada,dilbar ke nakhro se wo phoot jata hai Sher:Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti,aankh mein aanso bhar gaye hote*Accha hua aapne oodha tha ghoonghat,warna saare log bechare dar gaye hote Sher:Zindagi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,apni gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai*Jisne bhi suni shayari meri,ghar jaake wo khub roya hai Sher:Tum gairo ki baat karte ho,humne apno se dhoka khaya hai*Aaj mere bachpan ke dost ne,meri bachpan ki mohabbat ko pataya hai Sher:Chand lamho ki zindagi ko nafraton se jiya nahi karte*Shukra manao dil toda usne,warna aap itne shauk se sharab piya nahi karte Sher:Kaash ke dil ki dukaan hoti,bas hume uski pehchaan hoti*Hum dil dete rehte har khubsurat ladki ko,aur duniya hume dekh ke hairaan hoti Sher:Na honth karte hai ijhaar-e-ishq,na ye aankhen kuch kehti hai*Ek naak baachi hai bas abhi,wo bhi subah shaam bas behti hai Sher:Ae aashiq kya mila tujhe, bol iss kadar dil lagane mein*Abhi kal to maikhaane se nikla tha, aaj pahuch gaya pagalkhaane mein? Sher:Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, rote-rote naina thak jayenge. *Pyar karna hamesha padosi se, roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge! Sher:Manzil paani ho toh himmat saath rakhna,pyar paana ho toh aitbaar saath rakhna*Hamesha muskurana ho toh tooth brush saath rakhna! Sher:Khushi hamara peecha nahi chodti,hume pareshaan karna isi khushi ka kaam hai*Hairan mat hona ae doston, khushi hamri lugaai ka naam hai Sher:Agar duniya mein naari na hoti,to yu mulakaat hamari na hoti*Na tootte dil ashiquon ke,aur kisiko ye ishq ki khatarnaak bimari na hoti Sher:Kuch na kehte huye bhi, sab kuch wo bol gaye*Nayi dilruba ke saamne, puraane saare rishton ki pol khol gaye Sher:Kitne chehere hai duniya mein,magar hume ek hi tera chehera nazar aata hai*Raat bhar khwabon mein aakar,mere kamzor dil ko darata hai Sher:Wo hume dekh kar yu muskuraye,ishq mein hamare bhi kadam dagmagaaye*Dil ki baat kehne hi waale the,tabhi uske bacche mama mama chillaye Sher:Jaane kya ye jamana chahata hai,dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahata hai*Sab kehte hai dil deke to dekho,har koi mujhe phasana chahata hai Sher:Chal mere dost kahi durr,jahan shaam ka suraj dhal raha hai*Aaj socha karwa lu tera checkup, paagalkhaane mein discount chal raha hai Sher:Itne mashhoor hai hum sheher mein,ki sab log hamara hi naam japte hai*Har gali ke har thaane mein,iss nacheez ke photo chapte hai Sher:Ek umra beet gayi hai jaanam,tere ikraar-e-ishq ke intezaar mein*Aur tu ab keh rahi hai mera peecha chodo,kya rakha hai is pyar mein Sher:Ghar ko samajhta hai maikhana, paani aur doodh ko samajhta sharaab hai*Bura na maano is ashiq ka yaaron,iski dimaagi haalat kharaab hai Sher:Dil kho jaaye koi baat nahi,apna mobile mat khone dena*Saalon tak ladkiyon ka peecha karke paaye numbers,galati se bhi gum na hone dena Sher:Shaadi se naa bhaago doston,shaadi karne mein bhi ek alag maza hai*Pichle umar mein ki saari galatiyon ki,shaadi eklauti saza hai Sher:Apna kehkar tune mujhe loota hai,kya batau dil kis kadar toota hai*Jisne karai thi shaadi meri,aaj pata chala wo pandit tak jhoota hai Sher:Kamare mein saath jaana chahate hai,batti bujha ke paas aana chahate hai*Thaam lo ye meri kalai,nayi ghadi ki light dikhana chahate hai Sher:Mushkilon se keh do hume unka dar nahi,humne zindagi mein kai gum sahe hai*Shaadi ko das saal ho gaye phir bhi, himmat se lad rahe hai Sher:Rote huye aaye ho duniya mein,haste huye jaana seekho*Practise ke taur par jeewan mein yaaron,har sunder ladki ko patana seekho Sher:Mil jaate hai hazaro humdard, jeewan ke iss mod par*Lagta hai saare ashiq peekar, pade hai isi ek road par Sher:Haqeeqat samjho ya fasaana, apna samjho ya begaana. *Suno is dil ka afsaana, thand bahut hai teen din aur mat nahaana! Sher:Abhi ishq ki pehchaan baaki hai,roothe huye armaan baaki hai*Jara gaur se dekho hume doston, mehbooba ke nakhoon ke nishaan baaki hai Sher:Patthar aur dil ka ashiqon, bataao kya naata hai*Har Majnu bechara dil dene ke baad hi, jamane se patthar khata hai Sher:Tere nakhre uthane mein,kabhi chori ki kabhi liya hai udhaar*Aur itna karne ke baad tu keh rahi hai,saha nahi jata meri yaadon ka bhar Sher:Meri itne saalon ki mohabbat dekho, kya rang laayi hai*Muskuraate huye mehbooba meri,apne shaadi ka card dene aayi hai Sher:Awaaz mein mithaas, baaton mein kashish, dil mein jazbaat gehere hai*Aapse mohabbat karne waale ashiq, yakeenan goonge ya behere hai Sher:Is akelepan ka mazaak na udao doston, jaane phir kab mulakaat hogi*Mere bhi acche din aayenge,ek din teri dilruba mere saath hogi Sher:Maut aane tak jee leta hoon,zakhm apne si leta hoon*Kabhi to ishq mein dhoka khana hi hai, isi bahane aaj hi sharaab pi leta hoon Sher:Jis din jis waqt jahan bhi hamari, joru humse roothi hai*Us din us waqt wahi par hamari, koi na koi haddi tooti hai Sher:Zindagi ki asli udaan baaki hai,har ek imtihaan baaki hai*Abhi to mujhse gharwaale huye hai pareshaan,abhi poora hindustan baaki hai Sher:Teri aankhon mein nami si chai hai,ye meri judai ki gawahi hai*Itna mat yaad kar mujhko,hichki le le kar ab jaan pe ban ayi hai. Sher:Kyon dil ko talaash hoti hai,kyon har waqt ek aas hoti hai*Biwi ke waise hi kya kum nakhre hai,jo uske saath muft mein ek saas hoti hai Sher:Bahut huyi sher-o-shayari,isme koi dum nahi*Tumhari pakau shayari se,patne waale hum nahi Sher:Kisi pe aitbaar ho jata hai,ajnabi shaks yar ho jata hai*Ye filmon ka hi nateeja hai yaron,khane ke laale hai par pyar ho jata hai Sher:Ishq mein bechare aashiq jaane,kitne paapad belte hai*Aur kambakth mehboob dil ko kabhi hockey,to kabhi cricket samajh ke khelte hai Sher:Jab bhi tumhe dekhti hoon,chehere pe ek suroor cha jaata hai*Gum ho jaati hu bachpan ki yaad mein,mujhe mera pehla kutta yaad aata hai Sher:Aaj hadd se guzar jaao,mere ishq ki aarzoo mein bikhar jaao*Jo nahi kar paaogi duniya ka saamna,to chupchap utho aur apne ghar jaao Sher:Dil jeete wo jigar hamare bhi paas hai,kaatilana nazar hamare bhi paas hai*Phir kyun ae priyatame aapka,kisi aur ke dil mein niwaas hai Sher:Ae janam is ashiq ke hawale,apna ye pyar bhara dil kar de*Warna de de peene ki ijazat,aur mere maikhane ka bill bhar de Sher:Kal hi tumne kaha tha jaaneman, ye mohabbat aur zindagi tumhari hai*Aur aaj uthkar kehti ho, mujhe bhoolne ki bimaari hai? Sher:Tere ishq ne kiye aise sitam, na hathiyaar se maara, na use kiya bomb*Ab toh bas yeh chahat hai sanam, mujhse pehle nikle tera dum. Sher:Sabko pasand ho aap,aapki jhalak ke liye jhagde ho jaate hai*Pyar hai itna aapse ki,zoo mein ticket khareedke log aapko dekhne aate hai Sher:Padosi se mohabbat karna,doston bahut bada paap hai*Khaaskar tab jab aapka padosi, aapki mehbooba ka baap hai Sher:Apni shayari mein itna gehera ye dard,bolo kaha se laate ho*Bachpan se hi rotale ho,ya kisi aur ki shayari churaate ho Sher:Teri dosti nibhane mein dekh,kya hua hai mera haal*Teri gairmaujudgi mein aksar mujhe,rakhna padta hai teri har dilruba ka khayaal Sher:Tera dil maangte maangte,hum roz teri gali mein chalte hai*Humse to accha sadak ka bhikari hai,use kum se kum kuch paise to milte hai Sher:Dil mein pyar aaj bhi baaki hai,wo intezaar aaj bhi baaki hai*Is chasme se kuch saaf dikhta nahi,isiliye unka deedar aaj bhi baaki hai Sher:Haaton mein mohabbat ka jaam hai,hoton par mehbooba ka naam hai*Bas yahi hoti hai zindagi ashiquon ki,in nitthallo ko aur kya kaam hai Sher:Jo khata maine nahi ki, uspar aaj pachtana pada*Dost bhaga ke le gaya meri mehbooba ko, aur mujhe jail jana pada Sher:Bin saawan barsaat nahi hoti,suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti*Jab tak tera dil na tode koi,tab tak doosre pyar ki shruwaat nahi hoti Sher:Dil lagana agar hota asaan,to na hote yu ashiq pareshaan*Sirf dil hi nahi lutta ishq mein yaaron, lut jaate hai roti kapda aur makaan Sher:Na koi ishq ki pareshaani, na mohabbat ki bebas laachari hai*Shukr hai uparwaale ka, hum bachpan se hi bramhachari hai Sher:Jo mili nazar tujhse ae haseena,dil mera dhadakne laga zor se*Yu kho gaya tere ishq mein jaalim,ki dil ki baat keh gaya kisi aur se Sher:Badi puraani aashiqon ke liye, hamare mulk ki ek kahawat hai*Ek haseena jeewan se jaaye,tabhi to dusri jeewan mein aawat hai Sher:Dosti ka pehla paigham aapke naam,zindagi ki aakhri shaam aapke naam*Ab itna sab diya hai to chalo,kal se ghar ka saara kaam aapke naam Sher:Ae baharo ki malika, phoolon ki shehezaadi *Ab to band kar de bechare ashiquon ke paiso ki barbaadi Sher:Dil mein mohabbat bahut hai,par dilruba humko milti nahi*Dial to kar dete hai number ladkiyon ka,par phone ki battery jyada chalti nahi Sher:Mohabbat mein abhi bahut duri hai,har kahani adhuri hai*Main bhi karna chahata hoon ijhar-e-ishq,par uske liye paas hona jaroori hai Sher: Gumon ka daur abhi jaari hai, Aaj ki raat bahut bhari hai,Dillon ka tutna koi nai baat nahi,Aaj meri kal kisi aur ki baari hai. Sher: Yaadoan ke siva aur mere paas kuch nahi,Zindagi ki safar main kaun kiska hota hain?Chhaya bhi saath nahi deti jab andhera hota hain. Sher: Mohabbat ki kachahari mein*Jab dil ka case darj hai*To chaahe kaisi bhi ho mehbooba*Uski taarif karna har ashiq ka farz hai Sher: Kuch na kisi se bolenge,Bas tanhai mein chup-chap ro lenge,Ab neend to aati nahi,Chhalo jab maut aayegi tab jee bhar k so lenge. Sher: Pyaar to ahsash hai usake ijahar ka,Juban ki jarurat kya hai,Pyaar to khudai hai Usaki bandagi ki,Numaish ki jarurat kya hai Sher: Jab se huya hai ishq hume*Chand ka tukda lagta hai mera sanam*Uski roshni mein gujarti hai raat*Bijli ka bill bhi ab aata hai kum Sher: Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi,Har pal muskurane ki aadat nahi, Ye sochkar ki koi ayega nahi manane,Hume ruth jane ki adat nahi. Sher: Kisse Se Mange Dawa Zakhmon Ki *Sabhi Ne Chotein Khaain Hai *Kisi Ka Sanam Bewafa Hai To *Kisi Ka Sajan Harzaai Hai. Sher: Ishq ka chadha hai bukhar*Har ladki mein hume wo surat dikhti hai*Jabse hua hai ishq unse*Apni shayari ki kitabe bhi jyada bikti hai Sher: Wo dhund rahe the humein dagar dagar,unhe hamari talash thi,Paar the jis kabr par unke waha hamari lash thi. Sher: Chaman ko chaman ki baharo ne loota,Aap toh ek hi kasam se dar gaye mere dost,Hame toh aapki kasam dekhar hazaro ne loota Sher: Ek lamhe mein saari kayanat rooth gayi*Sabr ki dor achanak toot gayi*Shaadi kya huyi mehbooba se*Us din se maano kismat phoot gayi Sher: Aaj unhe bewafa batakar aye hai,khaton ko pani mai bahakar aye hai,Koi nikalkar padh na le,Esliye pani mai aag lagakar aye hai. Sher: Gamoan ka daur abhi jaari hai,Aaj ki raat bahut bhari hai,Dillon ka tutna koi nai baat nahi,Aaj meri kal kisi aur ki baari hai Sher: Raat chirago se saja rakhi hai*Shart khudse laga rakhi hai*Pata tha aapke saath dinner pe jana hai*Isliye haajme ki goli kha rakhi hai Sher: Haathon Ki Lakeero Pe Kabhi Bharosa Mat Karna, Kyuki Taqdeer To Unki Bhi Hoti Hai Jinke Haath Nahi Hote. Sher: Socho ke pani se juda hokar,Machliyan kyu mar jati hain,Malum tha unko, nazdikiyan adat aur,Adat aksar Zindagi ban jaati hai. Sher: Sirf teri khushi se hi nahi*Tere gum se bhi mera rishta hai*Aakhir mere saare nakhre aur kharche uthane wala*Tu ek hi to farishta hai Sher: Tu Phul Hai Baharon Ki,Tu Chand Hai Nazaron Ki,Teri Kya Tareef Karoon,Tu To Jaan Hai Mere Dil Ki. Sher: Ae sanam tere ishq mein*Humne kitne dard sahe hai*Tere bhai ne is kadar todi thi haddiya pichle hafte*Hum ab tak recover ho rahe hai. Sher: Milna bichadna naseeb tha*Durr ho gaya jo kareeb tha*Na jamane ka dar na ki usne bewafai*Maine usse chod diya kyunki wo gareeb tha Sher: Mai shayar ban gya meri shayari hai tu,Mai ashiq ban gya meri ashiqi hai tu,Kya hal hai mere dil ka,Mere dil ki wo deewangi hai tu. Sher: Khoob Gaye Pardes,Apne Deewaron-Dar Bhool Gaye,Mitti Ki Ghar Bhool Gaye *Uski Galiyoon Se Jab Laute *Apna Bhi Ghar Bhool Gaye Sher: Aaj phir se wo waqt aaya hai*Uski nigahon se dhoka khaya hai*Dost kehte hai jashna manao*Yaar ne aaj phir se ek mehboob gavaya hai Sher: Na jane kis-kis ki maukaam hai,Aaj rukh pe koi naqab nahi,Wo karam ungalyon pe ginte hai,Zurm ka jinka koi hisab nahi.. Sher: Kitna dard diya hai kisi ne apko,Hum bhi unhi mai se ek hai, Samjhte hai apka dard,Par acha is dard ko bhool jane mai hai. Sher: Dilon ke sahare hote hain*Mehboob jaan se bhi pyare hote hain*Kai baar ishq karke bhi yaro*Hum jaise khushnaseeb log kuware hote hai Sher: Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi ! Agar maan jaata manane se koi !! Kisi ko kyun yaad karta koi ! Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi..!! Sher: Yaadon mai aake khwabo mai aake *Dil ko churaya tumne,Dil ki bebasi mai kis se kahu,Dil mai hi aag lagaya tumne. Sher: Ae dost ab kahi aur chal*Is taraf apna guzara nahi*Mohalle mein ek bhi aisa aadmi na bacha hai*Jisne hume chappalon se maara nahi Sher: Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi, Phir kisi ne darwaza khatkhataya *Maine socha kaun aaya,Darwaza khol ker dekha to pani ka bill aya Sher: Jab aap sms nahi karte,to itna gussa ata hai ke,dil chahta hai chappal utar ke,Jute pehan lu or Aapse milne aa jau. Sher: Wo jab dil mein aate hain*Hum unki yaad mein gaate hain*Ishq mein aur kuch mile na mile*Raah gujarte log paise phenk jaate hai Sher: Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye,Ab to mera sir,jaage na sota hai,Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai. Sher: Dard hi dard bhar gaya dil mein,Itna ehsas karaa diya gam ne,Jab kisi ki aankhon se hi aanso,Apni aankhon pe le liya humne. Sher: Wo sochti hai uski mohabbat mein*Sara mohalla deewana hai*Par bechari dimaag ki mareez ye nahi jaanti*Ye mohalla nahi pagalkhana hai Sher: Tairna hai to samundar mein tairo,Nadi mein kya rakha hai,Mohabbat karni hai to apne watan se karo,In hasino mein kya rakha hai. Sher: Din ke saath raat nahi hoti,Sitaron se dil ki baat nahi hoti,Jinko hum chahte hai,Khuda jaane unse mulakaat kyo nahi hoti. Sher: Aap aap ho hum hum hai*Pyaj nahi khaate phir bhi aankhen num hai*Isse bekaar sher likh ke batao*Agar aapki shayari mein dum hai Sher: Lafzo mein kya tarif karu apki, Aap lafzo me kaise sama paoge,Jab log hamare pyar k bare me puchenge,Meri ankho me tum nazar aoge. Sher: Phoolon ki har kali Khushbo de apko,Suraj ki har kiran roshni de apko,Hum kuch dene ke layak nahi lakin,Denewala sub kuch de apko. Sher: Har phool aaj udaas hai*Samandar ko jaane kaisi pyas hai*Bas ek baar muskura do aap*Ek bhoot ki film mein hume hero ki talash hai Sher: Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi,Koi jalta bhi nahi,Is kadar akele hai dil ki raho mein,Koi satata bhi nahi,Koi manata bhi nai.. Sher: Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hai,Pyar se nahi ruswai se darte hai,Milne ki bohut chahat hai, Milne ke baad judai se darte hai. Sher: Ab shaadi mein der na karna*Dil teri saheli pe aayega warna*Mushkil hai ab ishq se dur rehna*Meri baraat pados mein aaye to mat kehna Sher: Dil Ko Manana agar Hota Aasaan*Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan*Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main *Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan. Sher: Tum kya jano kya hoti hai, Tanhai Judai ko bewafai ka ilzam na de, Zalim,Is waqt se puchh ke kis waqt teri yaad na ayi.. Sher: Lab chup hote hai jo saamne aati ho*Dil dhadakta hai jo nazar milati ho*Saans rukti hai jo muskaati ho*Bhoot ho kya jo yu darati ho? Sher: Aaj phir aaina poochta hai,Ke teri aankhon mein nami kyon hai*Jiski chahat mein khud ko bhula diya,Uski chahat mein kami kyon hai. Sher: Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai, jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai *sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai. Sher: Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi*Pyar ke suhane sapne dikha gaya koi*Ae khuda ye ishq hai*Ya phir se aaj mujhe chuna laga gaya koi? Sher: Pahli mohabbat mein khata kar raha hoon,Kisi bewafa se wafa kar raha hoon,Woh thukraye to kya hua,Tu hi mila de dua kar raha hoon. Sher: Tere pyar ka e-mail mere dil ko lubhata hai, par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai! Sher: Yaad hai wo suhana din jab humne*Apna har sukh dukh baanta tha*Aankh band karke maine haat badhaya*Aur tere kutte ne mujhe kaata tha Sher: Hum tere dil mai rahenge yad bankar,Lab pe khilenge muskan bankar,Kabhi apne se juda na samjana,Hum tere sath chalege asman bankar. Sher: Tum dur ho aur pas bhi, Tum hansi ho aur aansu bhi! Tum man ki shanti ho aur dil ki bechaini bhi! Tum meri amanat ho aur sapna bhi! Sher: Is sheher ke sabhi maikhane*Cheekh cheekh kar humse kehte hai*Kabhi hume bhi saaf karwa lo yaaron*Yaha hamesha bewade pade rehte hai Sher: Mat karo koi wada jise nibha na sako,Mat chayo use jise pa na sako,Pyar kaha pura hota hai,Pyar ka pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai. Sher: Mohabbat ki galiyon mein*Muskurahat ki roshni ka basera hai*Shaadi ki raah par lekin yaaro*Durr durr tak andhera hai Sher: Ishq mein sab lut gaya yaaron*Roti kapda aur makaan*Itne joote pade logon se*Ki ab khol li hai second hand jooton ki dukaan Sher: Ishq ibadat hai isse khone mat dena,Agar aap kisi se sachcha pyar hai,To aapko khuda ki kasam usse rone mat dena.. Sher: Apne Gham De ke Khushi le lo *De k apne ansu hansi le lo*Humse jure rishte ko mazbot bna k rkhna.Chahe iski khatir humse zindgi le lo. Sher: Mohabbat mein unhone diya koi bhi nishaan*Mere jism se na mita hai*Iskadar joru ne kabhi belan se*To kabhi jhaadu se hume peeta hai Sher: Pyar To Jindagi Ka Afsana hai,Iska Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai,Pata Hai Sabko Milenge Sirf Ansu,Par Na Jane Har Koi Kyu Iska Diwana Hai. Sher: Apne in najuk aur khoobsurat haathon se aaj*Bas itna sa ek kaam kar do*Apne baap ki saari jaayadaad*Is gareeb ke naam kar do Sher: Mat karna haseena se ishq*Unki aankhon mein nashe ke pyale hai*Main hi jaanta hu maikhane mein maine*Kitne bewade ashiq sambhale hai Sher: Pyar ka rang holi se bhi gehra hota hai,jo pyar ka dhaga ek baar toot jaye,to unka dubara judna namumkin hota hai. Sher: Kash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote,Kash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote,Chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhe sath hote. Sher: Nadiya nahi aansu the mere*Jispar wo kashti chalate rahe*Bina maachis aur kerosene ke wo*Mujh ashiq ke dil ko jalaate rahe Sher: Patthar ki iss duniya main,Sheeshe ka dil aksar toot jaya karte hai,Kyonki palkon ke beech bhi aksar khwab mit jaaya karte hai. Sher: Zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilon ki,Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,Marta koi nahi kisi se juda hokar,Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai. Sher: Isse pehle ki nafrat jaage*Aao ek shaam mohabbat mein bita di jaaye*Tere baap ki ek mahine ki kamai*Aaj ek din mein luta di jaaye Sher: Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai,Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate,Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai... Sher: Meri dosti ka hisab lagaoge,To meri dosti ko behisab payoge,Pani ke bulbule hai meri dosti,Zara si thes lage to dhoonte reh jaoge. Sher: Kuch aisa mohabbat ka junoon hai*Na sukoon hai is deewane ko*Kal hi choota tha thaane se*Aaj nikla hai phir pagalkhaane ko Sher: Yaad karte hai tanhai mein,Dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,Hume mat dhundna duniya ki bhid mein,Hum milenge tumhari parchaai mein Sher: Maine tujhe dekha, Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya,Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya.. Sher: Tere aane ke charche sanam*Har ek gali mein ho rahe hai*Jahan bhi tune rakha hai kadam*Log us jagah ko ragad ragad ke dho rahe hai Sher: Woh chalte chalte itne door chale gaye,Hamein rokna bhi na aaya.Hamne unka naam liya phir bhi,Shayad unhein sunna na aaya. Sher: Jab khuda ne ishq banaya hoga,Tab khud ne bhi use aazmaya hoga,Hamari aaukat hi kya hai,Kambakht ishq ne khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga. Sher: Us shaam jo tera aanchal na dhalta*Is tarah ye dil na jalta*Khuda ki hi rehmat hai*Warna mujhe teri bhengi aankh ka pata na chalta Sher: Teri wafao mai sanam,Na watan ke rahe na saffer ke rahe,Bikhri lash ke itne tukde hue,Na kafan ke rahe na dafan ke rahe. Sher: Zindagi mai ek sapna dekha,Jise ham haqiqat samajh baithe,Maine jise pyar kiya wo majak samajh baithe. Sher: Itminaan se karlo mohabbat*Ishq ke boondo ki bauchar ho rahi hai*Dil mein koi dar na rakhna*Teri biwi ghar mein aaram se so rahi hai Sher: Karoge yaad ek din tum dosti ke zamane ko,Chedega mehfil me zikar hamara koi,Toa chale jaoge tum tanhai mein aansoo bahane ko Sher: Tum ho mere ye keh kar apne dil ko samjhaya,Socha ji lenga tumhari tasveer dekh kar,Par us tasveer me bhi tumhe apna nhi paya humne. Sher: Rishton ki giraft mein*Asar bada hai yaaro*Isiliye jab bhi koi ladki dekho*Fauran uspar like maaro Sher: Bikhre aansu ke moti hum pi naa sake,Teri yaad mein saari raat hum so na sake,Beh na jaaye har yaad teri,Yeh sochkar hum ro na sake Sher: Kabse main ishare kar rahi thi*Aaj pehli baar wo mujhe dekh kar hasa hai*Der se hi kyun na sahi*Koi to bakra jaal mein phasa hai Sher: Dil ke kone mein*Jab jab teri aahat mehsoos hoti hai*Teri shopping ke kharchon ko sochkar*Tab tab meri aankh khoon ke aansu roti hai Sher: Dil hi dil mein unhe chahte hai,Mushkil Hai Unka Raah Se Guzarna,Fir Bhi Har Mod Pe,Unka Intezaar Karte Hai Sher: Is tarah meri mehbooba ko*Sare aam badnaam na karo yaaro*Mere hi ghar ki khidki se jhank jhank kar* Uspe yu line na maaro yaaro Sher: Chullu bhar paani mein doob maro*Duniyawaale kehte hai*Isi liye teri aankhon ke do pyalo mein*Hum aksar doobe rehte hai Sher: Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge,chal be chal aage chal. Sher: Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe petaMaine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe petaTan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita. Sher: Yeh keh kar usne Meri AANkh main ungali mardi,Tere mast mast do nain Mere dil ka le gaye chein. Sher: Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di Ghar manga bangla diya dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya. Sher: Chhup gaye saare najaare, oye kya baat ho gayi,Dosto, abhi pata kar ke aata hoo kya baat ho gayi! Sher: Phool bina khushbu bekaar,Chandni bina chand bekaar,Pyaar bina zindagi bekaar aur Girl Friend ke bina Cartoon - Network bekaar. Sher: Dil Kay Armaa Aansoon Main Behay Gaye Un Kay Bachay Hame Mamu Kehe Gaye.. Sher: Maine tujhe dekha,Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya,Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya.. Sher: Tumhare zindagi me kabhi koi gum na ho.Apki aankhe kahi ansoo se nam na ho.Apko mile roz nayi girl friend.Jinki Umar 80 se kam na ho. Sher: Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai Bolaa yahin pe khaaoge ya ghar le jaaoge. Sher: Puri botal na sahi,Ek jaam to ho jaye,Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai ,unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye. Sher: Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta,Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha,Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta,Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha. Sher: Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi,Dil Ko Bahut Bhaati Thi,Dekh Dekh Sharmaati Thi,Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,Aaj! Pata Chala, wo to Pagal Thi. Sher: Kya leke aye the,Kya lekar jaoge,Mujhe SMS na karke,Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge. Sher: Do pal ki khushi na mili to kya huaumar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.Kya hua hamari girlfriend nahihum apki vali ke sahare ji lenge. Sher: Mere marne ke baad mere doston,yu aansoo na bahana,Agar meri yaad aaye to,sidhe upar chale aana. Sher: Dil ki baat sab ko bataya na karo,Zakham apna dikhaya na karo, apke Ek sms pe mai sau call kar du,bus us call ko uthaya na karo. Sher: Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga... Sher: Wo Ankh Bari Pyaari Thi,Jo Hum Ne Use Mari Thi,Wo Sandle Bari Bhari Thi,Jo Us Ne Hame Mari Thi.. Sher: Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna padta hai,mujhe apni wife ko Sister Kehna padta hai. Sher: Paani aane ki baat karte ho,Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho,humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya,aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho. Sher: SMS pe SMS bhejte ho, bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho.*Bhejte bhi toh kya bhejte ho, khud ka chalta nahi dusre ka bheja bhejte ho Sher: Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho....Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi bandar ho. Sher: Vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab Hame IogDeewaano Ki Tarah Kiss Kiya Karte ThePar Hamari Futi Kismat KeUs Waqt Ham 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte The. Sher: Ek khwaab, ek pyar, ek haqeeqat ho tum, dosti mein padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.*Jisko roz itne SMS karne pade, woh museebat ho tum. Sher: Dil cheez hai kya jana,yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai. Sher: Din mein chand ache nahi lagte.Duniya ke nazare ache nahi lagte.Koi jikar kyo nahi karta humare ghar pe.Ab hum Kuware ache nahi lagte Sher: Berukhi iss se barh kar aur Bhala kya ho gee Aik Muddat se Humein, Uss ne sataaya bhi nahin. Sher: Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi.Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega.. Sher: Yeh waqt Guzar jyega,Shaadi k bandhan mai Apko Baandh jyega.Abhi waqt hai Affair karlo,Kya pata kal kaun Cartoon apka dulha ban jyega. Sher: Aye mera janaza uthane waalo,Dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,Agar ho to usse kehna,Aaj to khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho. Sher: Tumko dekha to,Tumko dekha to,Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya, pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya . Sher: Mosam shabab kanasha sharab kaparda janab kaaur rang gulab kain main sab sey haseen to dekhosms parhne wala, Mendak talab ka. Sher: Ama kabhi hass bhi diya karoKya pata kaun aa ke tumhari hassi bana jaaye..Iss liye doosron pe hass liya karo. Sher: Na vo inkar karti hai Na vo ikrar karti hai, kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyar karti hai.. Sher: Aankhon Me Sharafat,Chaal Me Nazakat,Dil Me Sachai,Cheray Par Safai,Isi Liye Tou .Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai 'BHAI' Sher: Kuch aur usse kosna chaha,Yaad aa gayi ek baat ki..Yeh machchhar nahin..Machchharni ki lash thi. Sher: Kamaata nahin hun itni ketujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon. Sher: Ab bhul chuka hun sab kuchjo yaad hain wo bhi bhula dungaab laut ke mere paas na ana warnahath ka kangan gale ki phansi bana donga Sher: Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, Aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai. Sher: Maine tujhe pyar kiya Saraswati samajh kar,Tere Baap ne mujhe peeta,Agarbatti samajh kar.. Sher: Na woh ikrar karate hai, na woh inkar karate hai, Mere khayal me wo kambakt mere he kisi dost ko pyar karte hai... Sher: Achhe kapde pehente ho..dil me gussa aur face pesmil rakhte ho..Naak pochhna aata nahiaur hath me mobail rakhte ho. Sher: Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe,Jinhon ne kutre tere baaal. Sher: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,Mangni k liye 2 dabaye,Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye,Aur Love marriage k liye,Mummi k pair dabaen. Sher: Uske Kadam Jaha-Jaha Pade hamne Wo Jagah Choom Li,or Wo kambkht meri maa Se Keh gayiAunty apka ladka mitti khata Rehta hai. Sher: Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi? Sher: Aaj aaye hain mehfil mein,kuch to rangat hogiKhub pakayenge logo ko, kuch to masti hogi. Sher: Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka? Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka? Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum. Sher: Jee chahata hei ke tere honthon ko choom luJee chahata hei ke tere honthon ko choom luMagar teri bahti hui naak ne irada badal diya. Sher: Dur sahi majboor sahi yaad aati hai,dur sahi majboor sahi yaad tumhari aati hai,tum saans wahan lete ho badboo yahan tak aati hai. Sher: Na socha tha,ankh ladane se pahele,Kiya hai sitam, hum pe yu bewafa ne,Bana diya hai bhai, dil lagane se pahele. Sher: Wo Gulab hi kya hai jisme laali na hoWo Sasural hi kya kai jisme Saali na hoAre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali na ho. Sher: Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,Aap ka naam sub se pehle liya jayega,Galti se bhi sms na karna,Warna Award haath se nikal jayega. Sher: Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar me,Magar unaki dilruba nahi samajti,Vo chali jati hai kisi aur ki car me. Sher: Main hu yahan, tu hai wahanMain hu yahan, tu hai wahanLifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan.. Sher: Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki. Ab aur Perfume mat lagao, Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki. Sher: aaj mosan mein ajib se humare khayalat haiji chahat hai ki chura lun aapko aap hi se par mummy kehti hai ki chori karna paap hai. Sher: Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,Dooor se dekhaaa,to kuchh dikha nahi,Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.. Sher: Ek pyare se sms ki ummeed laga rakhi hai,Par ummeed hamari kaise ho poori,Aap jaison se jo dosti bana rakhi hai. Sher: Shaam hote hi Dil udaas hota hai khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota haiTumahri yaad bohat aati haiBandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai. Sher: Hum unki gali se gujre, khidki khuli thiper afsoos unki jagah unki Amma khadi thi.. Sher: Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi,Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse kabhi,Karz mein dubi property tere naam hogi. Sher: Yu dekha na karo tum hume hasate haste,Mere dost bahut he kharab hai,Kahe denge bhabi ji namaste namaste. Sher: Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha haiDharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha haiNonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Sher: Thandi hai coffee garam karloIs pathar dil ko thoda naram karloTumhare hote huye mera inbox khaali haiThodi si to yar sharam karlo. Sher: Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein... Sher: Hum vo hai jo gulab ko kamal bana de,Uski ada par ghazal bana de,Agar wo aa jaye mere jindgi me To kasam se Bihar me Tajmahal bana de. Sher: Meri jindagi ek jua banke reh gayiMeri jindagi ek jua banke reh gayiMaine jise pyaar kiyawoh mere baccho ki bua banke reh gayi. Sher: Mein Piyasa Aur Tum Paani ho,Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho.Jab Pocha Tumhare Gali Ke Bachon se to pata Chala ke Tum To Sab ki Nani ho. Sher: Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara,abe phir kiya hua,Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya.. Sher: Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata haiek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata haina na karte huye bhi jisko rakhi bandha jata hai.. Sher: Aur karaaogi hamse kitna intezaar,Hamare dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar. Sher: Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya hua.Thora sa tum chalo,thora sa main,phir Rikshaa kar lenge.. Sher: Husn Ki taarif na kijiye,suna hai Deewaro ke bhi kaan hote haiBhagaa kar le jata hai aur koi, hum maasum yun hi badnaam hote hai. Sher: Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hain,Har bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hain,Aur kitna intzaar karwaoge,kanjoosi ki bhi ek had hoti hain. Sher: Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aye,Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aye,Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aye. Sher: Apki kashish sarfarosh hai,Apka nasha yu madhosh hai,kya kahe tumse Ae dost,Jis pagal kutte ne apko kata, Wo ab tak behosh hai. Sher: Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye,Light chali gayi,Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye. Sher: Ab tum zulphain lehra logi to shaam ho jayegi,Agar tum sar mundwa logi to shavera ho jayegi.. Sher: Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam haiUpar likha hai most wantedNeeche 25 paise ka inaam hai. Sher: Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,Melody khao khud jaan jao... Sher: Maine jo apni girl friend ko kaha ki Parday me raha karo Jaan,us ne police ko keh diya my boy friend Is Taalibaan. Sher: Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota haiTumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aata haiJab koi bandaar aas-paas hota hai. Sher: Khud ko kar buland itnaa,Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche,aur khuda tumse puche,Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise??? Sher: Na ishq na pyar na mohabbat *Na koi sukoon hai jeene mein *Chupchap joru ke haath mein dena padta hai*Jo bhi kamaya hai mahine mein. Sher: Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hainmujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hainmujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai?? Sher: Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hainAaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....Jaise kal chamak rahe the !!! Sher: Chaand ko garoor haiki uske pass noor hai to kya huaMujhe bhi garoor haiki mera dost Langoor hai Sher: Khushgawaar mausam hai *Sama bhi aaj suhana hai *Ishq ke naam par yaaron aaj *Mehboob ka saara paisa udana hai.. Sher: Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam,Aur pura theka doston ke naam Sher: Ishq Ke Samander Main Ghota LagayaPani Bohat Thanda Tha Main Bahar Nikal Aya.. Sher: Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,apne dil ki Hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo... sher: Dil do kisi ek ko, kisi nek ko, jo smajhe ishq ki nazakat ko, jab tak sacha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.sher:Jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage, jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage, kyuki tumare ghar ki ghanti hum hi baja kar bhage.sher:Har samandar mein sahil nahi hota, har jahaj me misile nahi hota, agar Dhirubhai ka sapna nai hota, tere jaiso ke pass mobile nai hota. sher: Kash koi exam ke result ka insurance kara deta,exam ke pehle premium bhar deta,Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi deta.sher:Maine tujhe dekha,handle badal badal kar,tere baap ne mujhe peeta, sandle badal badal kar.sher:Ghar usne kya banaya masjid k samne, chahat ne uski hume namazi bana diya. sher:Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, abhi bhi waqt hai do line padh lo, warna pass kya munna bhai karwayega?sher:Gul gaya, gulshan gaya, gaye honthon ki laaali ab to peecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon Wali.sher:Sweet socho, smart socho, accha socho, saccha socho, pyara socho, lekin sirf hamare bare me socho. sher:Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne, na roya jaye aur na soya jaye.sher:Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon, Aaati hai to aaa ja ya kisi aur ko pataon .sher:Lkhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko ,Tarranume numayish se aghaa dena,Jab is ka matlab samajh aa jaye plz mujhe bhi bata dena. sher:Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya ,unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya, paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya.sher:Dil logi ke jaan logi, dil logi ke jaan logi, dil logi ke jaan logi, meri jaan set hone main kitna time logi.sher:Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya phir tum ko dekha toh dusra khyal aya. sher:Aaj kal ki larkyian husan per naaz karti hai, padel chalana ata nahi angrazi mein baat karti hai.sher:Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe, Jin hon ne kutre tere baal. sher:Teri baap ki shaadi hui teri maa se, teri maa ki shaadi hui tere baap se, yeh bhi koi baat hui yaar, ghar hi ghar me shaadi ho gayi. sher: Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah, tera bhi naam ho jayega, log phekenge tujhpe ande, subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega.sher:Rafta rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai, Aankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai.sher:Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga, Bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga, Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar ,dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga. sher: Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao.sher:Mard tange wala, hoon main mard tange wala, mujhe teacher kya marega, main to hoon principal ka sala.sher:Darde dil me kaliyan khilti hai, Ab to tanhai aksar milti hai, Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna, Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai. sher:Duniya Se Jo Dare, usse kayar kehte hain, duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain .sher:Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon, Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon.sher:Tum pass aaye ,yu muskuraye, apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye, dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai, tum se brush bhi thik se nahi hota hai. "sher:Jise Koyal samjha wo kauwa nikla,dosti k naam par hauwa nikla, jo roka karte the hame sharab pene se, sala usi k jeb se hi pauaa nikla.sher:Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya.sher:Jo aasani se mile wo hai gum, Jo muskil se mile wo hai rum, Jo kisi kisi se mile wo hai dum, Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai hum." sher: Arz kiya hai, aaj aasman me taare aise chamak rahe hai, aaj aasman me taare aise chamak rahe hai, jaise kal chamak rahe the.sher:Mast Nazron se dekh lena tha, Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki, Hum to behosh yun hi ho jaate, Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.sher:Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega, Chand lamho me exam aa jayega, Abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo, Warna pass tumhara sasur karvayega. sher:Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.sher:Kala kajal,kala badal, kala rang kadhai ka, ek to teri yaad satave, duja fikar padhai ka.sher:Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai, Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai. "sher:Arz kiya hai, chai k pyale se uthati bhap me aapki taswir najar aati hai, bas isi chakkar me roz meri chai thandi ho jati hai.sher:Parhe likhe hote agar karte kaam hakeemon ka, Bahana nabz ka hota pakrte haath haseenoo ka.sher:Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do, hum yuhi mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do." sher:Aaj ye baat samajh aai, apko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha, kyun ki ravan k baad kisiko aana tha.sher:Wo bhi kya din the jab hum hasino se gale mila karte the, ye un dino ke bat hai jab hum 2 saal ke hua karte the.sher:Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai, mujhe khauf nai police ka, mera baap mantri hai. sher:Ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum aap k khayalo me khoye rahte hai, ye soch k aap khwabo me aaye hum din me bhi soye rahte hai.sher:Wah ghalib tune kya sher mara hai, Wah ghalib tune kya sher mara hai, Are yar dekh zara sherni kitna roe rahi hai.sher:Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka,yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka, jo dekha to dil phisal gaya. sher:Wo bhi kya din the jab log tujhe chumte the, Par haye re teri kismat us waqt tu sirf 2 saal ka tha.sher: Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam, Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam.sher:Maine tujhe dekha, dekhta raha, dekhta hi gaya, phir mujhe chashma lag gaya. sher:Pyar karo kisi ek ko, vah bhi kisi nek ko, Jab na mile sachha dildar, propose karte raho har ek ko.sher:Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao, Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao, Der na karo, foran bhai behan ban jaao.sher:Aakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya, aakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya, ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya. sher:Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain, ki duniya wale jal jaate hai, yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain, par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain.sher:Mana pyar hamara kacha hai, Par dil to hamara saccha hai, Aksar to guftagu hoti nahi, Chalo new year ka bahana hi accha hai.sher:Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte reh gaye, sare shayair mar gaye, tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye . sher:Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha, door se dekha to paani baras raha tha, paas gaya... to bheeg gaya…sher:Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asman me taro ka nazara tha, premi ne pyar se, hole se, premika se kaha.. Darling Bidee Piogee?sher:Kala Kajal,Kala Badal,Kala rang kadhai ka...Kala Kajal,Kala Badal,Kala rang kadhai ka.Ek to teri yaad satawe,Duja fikar padhai ka sher:Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab, kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab, abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.sher:Jis bus me baithi ho hasinaye, us bus ke sise chitak hi Jate he, driver chahe Jitni tez chalaye bus, Diwane fir bhi latak hi jate he.sher:Yeh ghalib aapni hi kabar khud u khod raha hain, yeh ghalib aapni hi kabar khud kyun khod raha hain, la howda mujhe de. sher:Wo mud mud kar humke dekh rahi thi aur hum unhe, kyuki exam mein na unhe kuch aata tha na humein.sher:Tum sabki ankhon ka noor ho, apni adaon k liye mashoor ho, kyunki tum insaan k roop me langur ho.sher:Gum bas itna ho ki tum chupa sako,Zindagi main kam se kam ek rishta aisa jaroor rakhna, Jiske liye tum mood off main bhi muskura sako. "sher:Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,jidar dekho udar khuda hai, idhar udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai jidhar nahi khuda hai udhar kal khudega.sher:Aap kis gum me baithe ho, mera ek kaam kar do na, meri julfo ko lehra kar, ju nikal do na.sher:Kya leke aye the, kya lekar jaoge, mujhe sms na karke, zalim kitne paise bachaoge." "sher:Kahte hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai, Koi humse bhi to ishq kar k dekhe, Kambhaqt hume neend bahut aati hai.sher:I like u, i like u, I like u, I like u bahut jada, sach mein, Kyunki geeta me likha hai Paap se nafrat karo paapi se nahi.sher:Meri taraf se apko 1 pappi, Apki saheli ko 1 pappi saheli ki saheli ko 1 pappi batau kyu? Aaj hi mere doggy ne 10 puppy ko janam dia hai." sher:Yaro mere marne k bad ansu na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana, waha mil kar party kareinge.sher:Kya hua jo kar li shadi, hum bhi ab to sehra sajayenge, mujhe pata wo mere naseb mein nahi hai, ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.sher:Meri yaad aye yaad karo, zyada aye sms karo, usse zyada aye phone karo, ager usse bhi zyada aaye to plz jhoot bolna band karo. sher:Arz kiya hai, Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle, bakri kha gayi..sher:Yaad ati hai teri jaagte sote, Din katte hain teri khatir rote rote, Tum mere saath yahan hote, Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote.sher:Kya kar rahe ho,busy ho? Kitna busy ho, agar kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho, ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahe ho. sher:Dur hai par milan ki aas hai, man ko har pal tera ehsas hai, hajaron hai apne, par tu kuch khas hai, emotional mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.sher:Ye sulagta jism, ye kanpkapate honth, ye thartharata badan, ye ladkhadati aawaz, mujhe pahle hi pata tha, tujhe malaria hua hai. sher:Galati kar ke sorry bhi kahti hai ye larkiyan, date pe ja kar kitna kahna kahti hai yeh larkiya. sher:Aisi dosti ho hamari ki dil chahe tu har safar har dagar par mile, mar bhi jaau to bhi ye dosti rahe aur sath wali kabra me tu mile.sher:Tere nazaro se nazar milane ko ji chata hai, magar kya karein tera chasma bich mein aya jata hai .sher:Kaliyon ka chaman tab banta hai,Kaliyon ka chaman tab banta hai,Jab kisi shaayar se sher aage nahi banta hai! sher:Jindagi rahi to bar bar milenge, Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge, Agar na rahi to? Haridwar mein milenge.sher:Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.sher:Yun toh unki har shaam naashe mein guzarti thi,ek baar shaam nashe mein thi, woh khud guzar gaye. Sher: Nayi nayi shadi,Naya tha zamana,Dulha bechain tha sunne ko gana, Dulhan ne shuru kiya gana, Bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana.sher:Aye zaalim, tere pyar ko bhulane ke liye maine cigarette jalaayi, Kambhakhat dhooye ne bhi teri tasveer banayee.sher:Na tu Chat par aati, na main tera diwana hota, na tu pather marti, na main kaana hota. Sher: Raat ko neend na aya ,Din ko chain na aya, jab mene rab se puch kya yehi pyar hai, rab ne kaha nhi light ke bina sabka yehi hall hai.Sher: Hamne nazre screen par tika rakhi hai, Par ummeed hamari kaise ho poori?? Aap jaison se jo dosti bana rakhi hai .sher:1 khwab, 1 pyar, 1 haqiqat ho tum, Dosti me padne wali har zaroorat ho tum, Jisko roj itne SMS karne pade, woh musibat ho tum. sher: Katal karna hai to ankho se kar talvaar mai kya rakhha hai, mahabbat karni hai to Kafir se kar oro mai kya rakhha hai.sher:Yaroon ki yari par shak nahi karte, Jab don message kare toh bak bak nahi kate, Ab jab don free hai toh sms nahi karte?sher:Zara zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain, Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain! sher:Pee lunga tumhare har colddrink,kabhi apne mefhil me baithakar to dekho,bhabhi kahoge tum apni girlfriend ko,Hum se mila kar to dekho.sher:Shikwa humain manzoor nahi, Aaj na he koi bahana hoga, Aap ko hamari khushyoon ke kasam iss Sakrant main app jurar nahana!sher: Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya, Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya. sher:Kal tak jinse be-rukhi mein khayi thi chappal, Aaj unhi ko laa ke de rahe hai chappal.sher:Khush rahe tu sada, yeh duaa hai meri, Teri premika he ban jaaye bhabhi teri.!!sher:Nari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari, Jab laat maregi naari to yaad aayegi humari. sher:Ea janesanam hata lo apni enn Julfon ko, apne chahre se, ma kasam agli bar, khane mein baal aaye to sajni se gajni bana duga.sher:Chaand par kali ghaata chayi to hoge,Sitaroon mein chamaak ayi to hogi, Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe haansi ayi to hogi.sher:Dil dena kisi ek ko, woh bhi kisi neek ko, yeh dil koi eid ka paigam nahi ki bata do har ek ko. sher:Dekh kar tumhari hasi, hum hosh apne gwa baithe, hosh mein aane ko the, ki tum phir se haas diye.sher:Meri gardan mein dard aur gale mein kharash hai, Oh my god yahan pe dakho ek macher ki laash hai.sher:Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyu nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyu nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, himmat karke nahate kyu nahi. sher:Nigahaon se nigahein milaker to dekho, Dil ki baat bataker to dekho,sab ayege tumare pass, Bus lagatar ek hafta nahaker to dekho.sher:Tamam bewakoof ko ittalaa di jati hai, Aap to aise parh rahe hen jaise ye ittalaya aap k liye ho.sher:Woh gori hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, yaar woh ladki kisi aur ne pata li. Sher: Tumhare samne hain itne items, Kabhi hame bhi pick karo, Hamare pyar ke icon pe, Kabhi to tum double-click kiya karo .Sher: Meri har khushi tere naam hogi, Kuch maang ke to dekh kabhi, Karz mein dubi property tere naam hogi. sher:Na vo inkar karti hai na vo ikrar karti hai, kambakth mere hi sapno mein aake mere dost se pyar karti hai. sher:Neend ke piche mat bhago, Bhaagna hai to padaai ke pichhe bhago, Neend jhak marke tumhare pichhe aayegi.sher:Tere ishq me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya, Badan se badboo aa rahe hai, nahaye jamana ho gaya. sher:Rok do mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aa gai hai, piche mudke dekho saalo dasri dukaan aa gai hai. sher:100 sal ka aadmi marne ke baad,Swarg ki apsarao Ko dekhke bola ye Ramdev Baba ke chakkar me na pada hota to 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota.sher:Kuch is tarah se haseenion ka pyaar dekha hai, Unhe khilane pilane main hui yeh haalat, Kasm khuda ki cinema bhi udhaar se dekha hai!sher:Teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bher aata hai, Sochta ho bijli katwa doo, kambhakt bill bahut aata hai. Sher: Aaj bagh mein kali hai, Kal gualab hoga, Jo tujh se shaadi karega, Usko roz julaab hoga.sher:Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe, Jinho ne kutre tere baal!!sher:Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do tabhi acche driver banoge. sher:Mann to mann hai, mann ka kya kahena, Aap aati hai sapno mein, sapno ka kya kahena.Sher: Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai, Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai, Upar likha hai most wanted, Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.sher: Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera,Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera, Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera. sher:Mein ek sher sunata hu jara ghor se suno, Mujhe shayeri nahi aati meri wife se suno.Sher: Tumahar chara moti saman, Tumahar chara moti saman, Moti hamare kutte ka name.sher:Paisa nhi hai itna itni ke tujhe roz khilaon, Aati hai to aa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataoon . Sher: Yun toh unki har shaam naashe mein guzarti thi, Ek baar shaam nashe mein thi, woh khud guzar gayi.sher:Arz kiya hai Itne kamjor hue teri judai se, gaur farmaiye itne kamjor hue teri judai se, Ki chinti bhi kheech le jaati hai charpai se.sher:Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi phir kisi ne darwaza khatkhataya maine socha mera kutta aya . Sher: Nagme hai sikwe hai kisse hai batein hai, batein bhool jati hai, har jagah tum yaad ati hai, Nigahome har taraf tum chha jati hai.Sher: Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi, Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon, Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi!sher:Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyar main, yakeen nahin aata to suno, bhow, bhow!! Sher: Marne per jannat mile na mile, Yea hawa mile na mile, SMS karne mein kanjusi mat karo, kya pata uper ja kar mobile mile na mile.sher:Dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, dekh lete hai koi Tom and Jerry.sher:Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai. sher:Jawani ke din chamkele ho ge, Hum intizaar karne main thoorae dheele ho gye, or un ke haath peele ho gye.sher:Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazrien jamaye baithe the, paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the.sher:Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbatti samajh kar . sher:Har karz dosti ka ada karege, khuda mere dostoon ko salamat rakhna, Warna mari shadi main dance karenge kaun.sher:Haathi ne kaha jakar hathni ki qabar par, Sadke jaoon tumhari patli kamar par!!sher: Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai, Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai. Sher: Dur sahi majboor sahi yaad tumhari aati hai, tum saans wahan lete ho badboo yahan tak aati hai.Sher: Poster pe teri tasveer laga ke likha hai ye paigam, Zinda ya Murda pakadne par milega 50000 ka Inaam!sher:Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda,Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar apka mukhra. Sher: Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki, Ab aur Perfume mat lagao, Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki .sher:Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, fir rickshaw kar lenge.sher:Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shayad, Pyar ek dariya hai, Aur mehmoob uski sarhad. sher:Har ek baat pe kehte ho tum ke to kya hai? Tumhi kaho ki yeh andaaz e guftgoo kya hai?sher:Jaha dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha dard, jaha dard vaha moov laga lena.sher: Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho, Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho. sher:Jo bakre ne mara hai bakri ko singh, To bakra bhi marega bakri ko singh.!sher:Ek ladki thi dewani si, mobile lekar ghumti thi, jab bhi milti thi mujhse hamesa puchti thi, ye bolta kise hai?sher: Hum unaki yaad mein roe, Ro ke ansuon ke tab bhar diye, Wo itane bewafa nikle ki,usme naha Ke chal diye. Sher: Hum jisse pyar kare, Vo kisi aurse pyar kare, Par vo jisse pyar kare, bhagvaan kare, Vo kisi aur se pyar kare!Sher: Lambi uski height ho, Ghusay ka wo light ho, Pocket uski tight ho, Jab saas se meri fight ho, bole begum tum right ho.sher:Manzil ko paane ke liye sahil ko paar karna parta hai, Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai. sher:Main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, Tum komal kanchan kaya ho, Main tan se, man se Kanshi Ram, tum maha chanchal maya ho.Sher: Surat se tu lagta khajoor, Bidi ki factory ka majdoor, Chal ho jaa dur, sale langoor!Sher: Train ruki, khidki khuli,nazaren mili, usne mujhe dekha aur kaha, Chai garam chai. sher:AYE Khuda kyu deta hai tu ladkiyion ko itni beauty, ki ladke unko line marna samjhte hai apni duty.sher:Roz Logo se tere Pange honge, ghar me tere roz dange honge, Agar tumsms nahi karoge to yaad rakhana, tere saare bacche ganje honge.Sher: Iss nazar ko aaj bhi, na jaane kyun hai tera intezaar, Shayad isliye kyunki tujhpar mera, paanch hazar ka udhaar hai. sher:Tum chatur Rabadi Devi si, main bhola-bhala Lalu hoon, Tum mukt sherni jangal ki, Main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon!sher:Aaj tum dil maango, de denge,jigar maango de denge, jaan tak maango, to bhi de denge, kyunki aaj in saari films ki cd's ghar par hai.Sher: Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hai, bache ki bhi ek zid hoti hai aur kitna intzar karu tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai!! Sher: Jee chahata hai kee tere aur nazdik aayu, Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya!sher:Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna, ghusse mein aa jye to darna mat, kehna pyari behna milti rehna.Sher: Chaand ko garoor hai, ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua, Mujhe bhi garoor hai, ki mera dost Langoor hai. sher:Tum chitra haar ka madhur geet, Main krishi darshan ki jhaadi hoon, Tum vishav sundari si kamaal, Main teliya chaap kabadi hoon.sher:Ye kiss tarah yaad aa rahe ho, aankhe band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho, naa Jane kyon Aisa Lagta Hai,ke tum Sing hila rahe ho!Sher: Bhuto sa chehra tera, Chudeel si muskan hai, Rang tera dekh ke rup tera dekh ke, kutte bhi hairan hai! sher:Tum machli maansarovar ki, Main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha, Dus manzil se gir jaaooga, Mat aage mujhe dhakel priye.sher:Tum hasate bahut ho,man ko bhate bahut ho, ji chahata hai le chalu tumhe dinner par, par kambakht tum khate bahut ho.Sher: Maana hamare ishq mein apne kayi dard paye hai, Isliye aaj khaas apke liye, Hum mehengi wali pain killer laye hai. sher:Tum satta ki maharani ho, Main vipaksha ki lachari hoon, Tum ho mamta-Jailalita si, Main kunara Atal-Bihari hoon.Sher: Aise na dekho in qatil nigahon se, Accident ho jayega agar nazar hat gayi rahon se.Sher: Kyun thukraya apne ashiq ko tumne, Saara zamaana ye pochta hai, Ab kis kis ko batate phiru, Wo mandiron se chappal churakar bechta hai. Sher: Tum mere siwa kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti, Jaisa paani ke bina tum kapde dho nahi sakti!Sher: Dil ka dard todne wale kya jaane, Pyar ko pana kya jaane, Hoti hai takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane?Sher: Kehte hain ki Ishq mein neend udh jaati hai, Koi humse bhi ishq kare, Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai. Sher: Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Hawa hi hawa hai.Sher: Loha lohe ko katata hai, Heera heere ko katata hai, Aur kate zeher zeher ko, Aap bach ke rehna, kahi apko kutta na kat le!Sher: Kar diya izhare Ishq ka hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaiye mein ho gayi. Sher: Ye kaisa hai ehsaas, tu hi tu hai dil ke paas, neend hai ki aati nahin, aur behti jaati hai Naak!Sher: Socha tha har modh par tumhara saath denge, Par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli!Sher: Socha tha har mod pe saath nibhayenge, socha tha har mod pe saath nibhayenge, Par yeh kambakht raasta hi seedha nikla ! Sher: Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aaya, Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaya!Sher: Kya mitti ki kami thi ya kam lagayi gayi, Aurat ki kamar itni patli kyu banayi gayi?Sher: Dola re dola re dola re dola, Tan dola, man dola, dil dola re dola. Dola re dola re dola re dola, ab bas yaar! Chakkar aa rahe hain. Sher: Jab kabhi itifaqan tawe per roti jal jane per, Wo mera tere belan se sir phorwana yaad hai mujhe.Sher: Khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana, Neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaa khana! Sher: Bola dukandaar, Jo bhi kaho meri dukaan mein wo paaoge, Maine pucha, Kutte ke khaane ka biscuit hain? Bola, Yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaaoge? Sher: Duniya se naa koi aas hai, Mujhe khelni aati bas taash hai, Mein uska sar fodh doonga, Jisne kaha meri shayari bakwaas hai! Sher: Jab kabhi tujh se teri umar puchna per, Wo tera duppate main sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata te hue muskurana tera yaad hai.Sher: Yeh ghalib apni hi kabar khud kyu khod raha hain, yeh ghalib apni hi kabar khud kyu khod raha hain, laa howda mujhe de! Sher: Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai, Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai, Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai! Sher: Jani, jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane tabah ho jate hain, Un toofanon mein hum apne kapde sukhate hain.Sher: Jo duniya se dare, use kayeer kehte hain, Jisse duniya dare, use shayer kehte hain, biwi se jo dare, use sohar kehte hain. Sher: Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi, Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi, Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi!Sher: Dur se dekha to kuch dikha nahi, Dur se dekha to kuch dikha nahi, Paas jake dekha to kuch tha hi nahi!Sher: Jiske pyar mein humne sari hadain paar kar di, Jiske pyar mein humne sari hadain paar kar di, Aaj usne hi keh diya thankyou bhaiya ji. Sher: Main dubna chahta hu ishq ke samundar mein, par haye yeh machaliya jhine dekh ke dar lagta hai. Sher: Dur se dekha, to Patthar dikhta tha, Pass jake dekha to, suchmuch patthar hi tha!Sher: Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar! Sher: Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka, naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka!Sher: Dur se dekha to sher tha, Dur se dekha to sher tha, Is liye pass gaya hi nahi!Sher: Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye, Woh to hamare ho na sakey, Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye. Sher: Ishq mein ye anjaam paya hai, haath pair toote or muh se lahoo aya hai, hospital phuncha to nurson ne ye farmaya hai.Sher: Hum raton mein tera khyal kiya karte hai,Sitaro se batein kiya karte hai, Kabhi samne na ana hamare, hum bhuto se bahut dara karte haiSher: Chupke chupke raat din uska bartan manjhwana yaad hai, Humko ab tak kapre done ke woh zamana yaad hai! Sher: Waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Jisme doob kar mar jaye vo river ho tum, Mere jivan mein ab toh forever ho tum!Sher: Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya!Sher: Dekh liya jab bhi kabhi raste mein kissi dusri larki ko, Biwi ke gusse ko dekh ker mera tharthrana yaad hai mujhe. Sher: Message pe message bhejte ho, Bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho, Khud ka bheja chalta nahi, Dusro ka bheja bhejte ho!Sher: Ram ne dhanush toda Sita bhagi chali ayi, Kishan ne bansi bajai Radha chali ayi, Maine bus sity bajai aur wo apne baap ko le ayiSher: Meri prem kahani ki kya ajeeb ending thi, maine propose kia SMS se, Kambakth woh uski shadi tak pending thi. Sher: Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahari yaad aise waqt bahut aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas paas hota hai.Sher: Mumtaz ki kabar har ashiq ke liye ek misal khadi karti hai, Hum to kis kis ke liye Taj bnaye hame to har ladki Mumtaz nazar aati hai!Sher: Haqeeqat samjho ya fasana, apna samjho ya begana, Suno dil ka afsana, Ki garmi bahut hain, Din mein teen baar nahana. Sher: Ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai, Na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to haseenao ke honth laal hote hai.Sher: Gum woh cheez hai, Gum woh cheez hai, Gum woh cheez hai, Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.Sher: Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown, Jaane kitne dilo ka ho gaya server down. Sher: Nazrein jhuka ke sharmake galion se guzra karti thi, Latak matak chalti thi aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan!Sher: Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath! Kyon ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath.Sher: Aa gaya jab Sunday ki kabhi zikr e shopping, Wo mera meri biwi se, ATM Card chupana yaad hai! Sher: Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki nasal kahin kho gayi.Sher: Unki gali se guzre, Ajeeb ittefaq tha, Unhone phool to phenka, Par gamla bhi saath tha!Sher: Roz subha hum karte hai pyar se unhe good morning, Woh aise ghur ke dekte hai, jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning. Sher: Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche he kamine hain, Jo Mama Mama keh kar bulaate hain.Sher: Mein tumhare liye sab kuch karta, magar mujhe kaam tha, Mein tumhare liye doob ke marta, Magar mein bimar tha.Sher: Saas Sasur ke doston ab kya sunaoon dastaan, Susuraal naa jane ka mujhe har ek bahana yaad hai! Sher: Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai, are thoda deodarant lagane main tera kya jata hai?Sher: Internet par ho gayi sagai, internet par divorse bhi ho gaye, Chalo isi bahene computer ka course bhi ho gaye.Sher: Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye, Dil se aisa cut kiya, Ki paste karna bhool gaye. Sher: Tum bin hum bahut akele hain, Sab kuch chod, tumhe e mail karte hain, Dekho hum kitne vele hain.Sher: Kaun kehta hai ki buddhe ishq nahin karte, Wo karte hain lekin log unpe shak nahin karte!Sher: Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho, Your file not found! Sher: Tumsa koi dusra zameen par ho, to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jheli nahin zati, doosri aa gayi to kya halat hogi.Sher: Koi patthar na mare mere deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere deewane ko, Are Bomb ka jamana hai, uda dalo sale ko!Sher: Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style, aapki in aadaon se humne save karli hai ek file. Sher: Maine pucha chand se ke dekha hain kahin mere yaar sa hasin? Chand ne kaha, abay gadhe, itni upar se dikhta hai kya?Sher:Baithe hain tere khayalon mein, Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam aur likha hai ye paigam, Zinda ya Murda pakadne par, milega 50000 ka Inam.Sher: Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho, mere pyar ko mouse bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho! Sher: Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai, to hum behosh ho gaye.Sher: Pyar ke jaam ko aise na piya karo, Ki aadha piya aadha chod diya, Yaron yeh pyar hai, detergent bar nahi, jo thoda lagaya aur ho gaya!Sher: Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hai, Mano ya na mano roz khat likhte hai, cartoon network aur apko play karne ki maang karte hai. Sher: Rafta rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai, Aankh jisse lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai! Sher: Zamane se chupakar teri tasveer bathroom mein laga rakhi hai, Har gadhi deedar ho isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai! Sher: Daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhe, Wo mera dantoon tale, ungliyian chabana yaad hai mujhe! Sher: Aati thi, jati thi, hasti thi, hasati thi, dekti thi, muskurati thi, bhagti thi, bhagati thi, aaj pata chala sali bewakoof banati thi.Sher: Aasma jhukne laga, main thera raha, jamin chalne lagi, kya yehi mohabbat hai? Bewakuf yeh Bhuchal aaya hai!Sher: Kanjus ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi meri tarah jiya karo, roz mujhe missed call dekar sharam nahi aati, kabhi call bhi to kiya karo. Sher: Tujhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain, Tujhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain, Tumne to hamesha Cello Tape use kiya hai!Sher: Machchar ne mujhe kaata, machchar ko junoon tha, Humne use pakda, phir jaane diya, kambakht ki ragoon mein, apna hi khoon tha!Sher: Zindgi se kiska nata hai, maut se kaun bech pata hai, koi kahta hai main ja raha hun, koi kahta hai tu chal main aata hun. Sher: Ghar ghar mein diya jale to, diwali mat samajo, Main tumhare piche padun to, mawali mat samajo.Sher: Kehte hain ki Ishq mein neend udh jaati hai, Koi humse bhi ishq kare, Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai.Sher: Ban than ke nikalte hai roz kyun? Maa, aap to kehti thi ki Eid kabki gayi, Phir padosan se gale milte hai papa roz kyun? Sher: Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, patthar se phod dun, Jeans wali mil jaye to ghaghre wali ko chor dun!Sher: Jo duniya se dare, use kayeer kehte hain, Jisse duniya dare, use shayer kehte hain, biwi se jo dare, use sohar kehte hain. Sher: Wo kehte hai ke unhe hamari kadar nahi, Wo kehte hain ki unhe hamari kadar nahi, Are unse jaakar pocho, jinhe hum haasil nahi. Sher: Tere husan ki kya tarif karu, Tera bandar jaisa muh, Teri julfon ki kya tarif karu, Tere her ek baal pe hai ju.Sher: Maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajhkar, Maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajhkar, Tumne mujhe jala diya Charminar samajhkar?Sher: Khayal aaya tha dil mein, ki banduk kharidu, Khayal aaya tha dil mein ki banduk kharidu, khayal ko he Goli mar di. Sher: Khuda se Scooter manga, Car di, Apartment manga, bangla diya, Dost manga to tumhe diya, Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyun kiya?Sher: Jise koyal samjhe, wo kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla, Jo rokte the humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.Sher: Hafte baad hi Muh utha ker mikeye chale jana tera, Aur mera ghar mein jharu pocha lagana yaad hai. sher: Aaj aasmaan mein tare aise chamak rahe hain, Aaj aasmaan mein tare aise chamak rahe hain, Jaise kal chamak rahe the!sher: Jaha dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha dard, jaha dard vaha Moov laga lena!sher: Dur se dekha to ganje uchal rahe the, Dur se dekha to ganje uchal rahe the, Pass jake dekha to ande ubal rahe the! sher: Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain, Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain, mujhe kyun infinite loop me dal rahe hai?sher: Maine tujhe dekha, handle badal badal kar, Tere baap ne mujhe peeta, sandle badal badal kar!sher: Haathon mein taqat hai to, pahaad ko hila kar dekh, Warna aa baith ke do peg maar aur pahaad ko hilta hua dekh! sher: Main tere pyar mein pagal hua chaliye, Mein tere pyar mein pagal hua chaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye!sher: Soldier Soldier pressure cooker khol kar, Sabzi meri udhaa le gaya!!sher: Khuda hi Khuda, Idhar khuda udar khuda, Jidar dekho udar khuda, idhar udhar bus khuda hi khuda, jidhar nahi khuda, udhar kal khudega! sher:Pee lunga tumhare har Colddrink, kabhi apne mefhil me baithakar to dekho,bhabi kahoge tum apni Girlfriend ko,Humse mila kar to dekho!sher: Aahat si koi aayi to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?sher: Voh choom le to aati nahi neend,Unki meethi awaz mein jati hai raat beet,Iss liye kehta hu risk na uthao,All out lagao machar bhagao! sher: Jo dil mein hai use jatate rehna, jise chhte ho use btate rehne, nahi to, nahi to kya? Uski shadi me tent aur kursi sajaate rehna!sher: Kabhi Humse Kabhi gero se shana se hai, Naak ke bal jal gaye, kuch aisi hawa aayi hai!sher: Arz kiya hai ki, Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara, Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara, aur Sherni vidhwa ho gayi! sher: Fida hu uski chal pe, uske bolne ki taal pe, Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe, Par bol deta hu sare jahan se, Nazar mat dalna mere maal pe!sher: Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya, Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin aya?sher: Shayar hun arz karta hun shayari, Sunlo itni bhi nahi hai buri, Varna murder kardunga mere paas hai churi! sher: Dekh kar tumhari hassi, hum hosh apne gawa baithe, Hosh mein aane ko the, ki tum phir se haas diye!sher: Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan, Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan, Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan!sher: Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se dur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai! sher: Nigahaon se nigahein mila kar to dekho, Dil ki baat bata kar to dekho, sab ayege tumare pass, Bus lagatar ek hafta naha kar to dekho!sher: Na tu Chhat per aati, na mai tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti, na main kana hota!sher: Dur se dekha to lagi ek sundar si naari, Paas akar dekha to tha baal bramhachari! sher: Yeh aankhien hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhien hai ya neeli jheel? So, What is the big deal?sher: Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari, Jab laat maregi naari to yaad aayegi humari!sher: Dur se dekha to naari ga rahi thi, Paas aa kar dekha to pati par chilla rahi thi! sher: Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao!sher: Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin mumtaz nahi marti!sher: Dua karte hai hum khuda se, Aye Khuda humara pyar apni manzil paye! Uski raho mein andhera aaye, To roshni ke liye hume jalaye! sher: Jo pyali mein maza woh Thaali mein kahan, Jo saali se maza vo gharwali mein kahan!sher: Chandni agar chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga?sher:Umeedo ki shama dil mein mat jalana,jahan se alag duniya mat basana,aaj mood tha to SMS kar diya,roj intezar mein palke mat bichana! sher: Sharab mat pee galib masjid mein baith kar, Sharab mat pee galib masjid mein baith kar, Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le!sher: Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili ankhion mein dub jaon, Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili ankhion mein dub jaon, Splash, Glug, Splash!sher: Humne bhi kisi se pyar kiya tha,thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,humari to zindagi badal gayi jab usne kaha, Bhai maine to majak kiya tha! sher: Dur se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha, Dur se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha, Paas jake dekha to such much Patthar hi tha!sher: Apple katta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se!sher: Badal garze shor ke sath,Barish hui zor ke sath,Har pal dhyan rakho apni girlfriend ka,kahi thand mein bhag na jaye kisi aur ke sath! sher: Main ek sher sunata hu jara ghor se suno, Mujhe shayari nahi aati, Meri wife se suno!sher: Mard taange wala hun main mard taange wala, Mujhe teacher kya maregi, Main to hun principal ka sala!sher: Khush naseeb ho aap, jo hum apke pyar ko itna chahte hai, varna hum wo shaksh hai,jiske khwabo mein bhi log Appointment se aate hai! sher: Dur se dekha to pani baras raha tha, Dur se dekha to pani baras raha tha, Paas gaya to bheeg gaya!sher: Kash in hasinaaon ke baap mar jayien, Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen!sher: Dosti sirf ek ittefaq hai,Yeh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,Dosti nahi dakhti din hai ki raat hai,Isme toh sirf aap jaise bandar ka sath hai! sher: Unki ek ada ke hum kayal ho gaye,tirchi nazar se hum ghayal ho gaye,jana humne ki nazar he tirchi hai, to sadme se hum pagal ho gaye!sher: Aakhon mein noor hai chehre pe surour hai, Koi larki mange mera number to de dena kyunki, Meri shadi abhi bohut dur hai!sher: Raatien gumnaam hoti hai,Din kisike naam hota hai,Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,Ki har lamha aap paglo ke naam hota hai ! sher: Kya leke aye the, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!sher: Hum ko to beer ne luta cigratte mein kahan dum tha, apni to botal hi wahan tooti, jahan whisky ka drum tha!sher: Tumhare pyar mein nind nahi aati, Tumhare pyar mein nind nahi aati, Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak Mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati! sher: Jawani ke din chamkele ho gye, Hum intezaar karne mein thore dhele ho gye, aur unke hath peele ho gye!sher: Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya,tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya, tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khayal aaya!sher: Wo lal gulab ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi,wo lal gulab ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi, isse pehle main inhe kharidata yar unhe bakri kha gayi! sher: Har karz dosti ka ada hum karenge, khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna mari shadi main Dance kaun karenge?sher: Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge!sher: Mat chino bacho se mobile ye akele rehne se darte hai, lo exam bhi sms par kyunki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padte hai! sher: Khud ko kar buland itna, Ke Himalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche, aur khuda tumse puche, Abe gadhe ab utrega kaise?sher: Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, uth kar sabke samne aate kyun nahi, msg bhi smell marta hai, himmat karke nahate kyun nahi?sher: Dil ke mehmaan ban jao,hontho ki muskan ban jao,yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin,pehle zara,cartoon se,insaan to ban jao! sher: Iss nazar ko aaj bhi, na jaane kyun hai tera intezaar, Shayad isliye kyunki tujhpar mera, paanch hazar ka hai udhaar!sher: Pyar mein kisi ne Dhoka to kisi ne kasam khayi hai, Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai!sher: Apki har baat me ek class hai, Apke pyar ki mujhko talash hai, kabhi mere number pe Call to karo, suna hai apki awaz bhi jakash hai! sher: Maine tujhe dekha, Dekhta gaya, Dekhta hi gaya, Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya!sher: Rok do mere janaze ko mujh mein jaan aa gai hai, piche mudke dekho saalo dusri dukaan aa gai hai!sher: Tum jis se pyar karte ho agar use na pa sako to us ka number mujhe de dena, Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye! sher: Unki zulfoon pe pyar aaya, Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya!sher: Bakari chadhi pahad par pani peene ko, Bakari chadhi pahad par pani peene ko, pani mila nahin, bakari neeche utar ayi! sher: Kya Andaaz hai, Kya jalwe hai, Kya style hai, Aur kya smile hai,Message to karte nahi, aur garv se kehte ho mere paas mobile hai! sher: Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chilka, Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya!sher: Mana ki teri nazar mein kuch bhi nahi hun main, Dost meri qadar un se poch jin ke maine Paise dene hain! sher: Sunlo jana tum hi ho ab meri life, Tujh ko chod ke naa koi banagi meri wife, Tu agar kabhi de dhokha, Jaan apni dunga with a knife! sher: Pathar kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do, Hum yuhin mar jayenge, sirf ek baar ankh maar do!sher: Wo ankh bari pyari thi, Jo hum ne use mari thi, Wo sandle bari bhari thi, Jo usne hume mari thi!sher: Beh na saki wo askon ki dhara jo ankho se behni thi,chaha tha uska pallu pakad ke royu, par wo us din jeans tshirt mein aayi thi! sher: Shikwa humein manzoor nahi, Aaj na he koi bahana hoga, Aap ko humari khushyion ki kasam, Iss sakrant apko nahana he hoga!sher: Rishton ki giraft mein, Asar bada hai yaaro, Isiliye jab bhi koi ladki dekho, Fauran uspar like maaro!sher: Dil ko jalane se kya faida, ansu bahane se kya faida, jab usne chod he diya hai, to ab uske bhai ko cheezi dilane ka kya faida! sher: Meri gardan mein dard aur gale mein kharash hai, Oh my god yahan pe ek macher ke laash hai!sher: Dil cheez hai kya jana, Yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, Kyunki abhi meri biwi kuwari hai!sher: Hum par aitbar rakhna dost hum jeewan bhar nivayenge,Jarurat pari agar emtihan dene ki, Emtihan dena, hum parchi fekne aayenge! sher: Arz kiya hai itne kamjor hue teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye itne kamjor hue teri judai se, ki chinti bhi kheech le jaati hai charpai se!sher: Tumko dekha to, Tumko dekha to, Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya, Pagalon ke stock mein naya maal aya!sher: IPL ke matches dekh ke aa raha hai maza, IPL ki matches dekh ke aa raha hai maza,12 saal se Daya ek hi Qualis chala raha hai! sher: Dil mein basi hai yaad teri, ankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, dekh lete hai koi Berry!sher: Hum unki gali se gujre, khidki khuli thi, per afsoos unki jagah unki Amma khadi thi!sher: Jindagi mein aage badne se yun na daro, jindagi mein aage badne se yun na daro, Daya jaldi se us gaadi ka picha karo! sher: Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazrien jamaye baithe the, paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the!sher: Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai, Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai, Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?sher: Teri haasi pe mein sari jawani luta dunga, Teri haasi pe mein sari jawani luta dunga, Vahi ruk jayo, warna mein goli chala dunga! sher: Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, fir rickshaw kar lenge!sher: Ishq Ke Samander mein ghota lagaya, Pani bahut thanda tha, Main bahar nikal aya!sher: Devanand ke chere par aaj bhi chamk hai, Devanand ke chere par aaj bhi chamk hai, Kya apke toothpaste mein Namak hai? sher: Khoye the sapno mein jaga diya usne, humko diwana bana diya usne, izhar kiya jab unse to apni shadi ka card thama diya usne!sher: Hausle sare azma baithe, Hum zamane ke gum utha baithe, Jiski chahat mein umar bhar tadpe, uski shadi mein dusri ladki pata baithe!sher: Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani, Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani, New maggi cup mania, Just add garam pani and carry on jani! sher: Chehre pe daag aur ankho mein nami hai, Chehre pe daag aur ankho mein nami hai, Jyada socho mat, Tumhe vitamin C ki kami hai!sher: Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, Jab call ya sms hi nahi karna hai, to phone bechkar radio lelo!sher: SMS ek bimari hai waqt ko barbad karti hai,Aao milke ye bimari khatam karenge,Ek call roz tum karo baki sare missed calls hum karenge! sher: Pyar hamesha sath rhe sacha hai g, Musibat mein kaam aye acha hai g, Kabhi humse bhi ho jati hai galatiya, Kyunki dil to bacha hai g!sher: Aasma mein ghata chai hai, Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,Par kya kare aaj mam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai!sher: Ab hum apke raste mein nhi ayenge,Pata hai aap hume kaat khayenge,hum to rehte hai chote se shehar mein,14 tike kaha se lagvayenge? sher: Uss bewafa ki yaad mein jaam hath mein utha liya, phir uthai bread lagaya jam aur fata fat kha liya!sher: Kal fir ek ladki nazar aa gayi, jiski pehli baar mein surat dil ko bha gayi, Le gaya dinner pe jo use, 2000 ka khana akeli kha gayi!sher: Dil yu kisi pe aata nahi, Pyar yun kisi se kiya jata nahi, Pyar kiya to dard to hoga hi, Kyunki ye dard moov se bhi jata nahi! sher: Dosti ki galiyon mein kabhi gum na ho,Humari dosti kabhi kum na ho,Apko mile har roj nayi girlfriend jinki umar 80 saal se kum na ho!sher: Har Safar mein apka sath denge, Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge, Girne lage to hath hum denge aur Na bhi gire to? Ek laat hum denge!sher: Meri khusi par kiska pehra hai, jane kis ummed pe dil thehra hai, jise pukar rhe the sadiyon se hum, aaj pata chala vo behra hai! sher: Dosti nibhana koi aap se sikhe,Rishte banna koi aap se sikhe, Bahut tarif karli apki, SMS ka paise bachana koi aap se sikhe!sher: Insaan insaan ko das raha hai, Insaan insaan ko das raha hai, Aur saanp side mein beth ke hans raha hai!sher: Humko yun pagal banana chor do,Bewajha stanna chor do, Tumhari to khushbo bhi ajeeb se hai,Tum bartan wale saabun se nahana choor do!" sher: Apni Surat ka kabhi to didar de, Tadap raha hun aur na intzaar de, Awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,Kam se kam 1 missed call hi maar de!sher: Tujhe pane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu, Pyar mein ji aur mar sakta hu, Fir bhi na mili to, Ye formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu!sher: Exam mein copy kar ke pas hue jaise taise, exam mein copy kar ke pas hue jaise taise, Daya pata lagao munni badnaam hui to hui kaise? sher: Arz kiya hai, Udhar aap majabur baithe hai, Idhar hum khamosh baithe hai, Baat ho to kaise ho, Jab dono taraf do kanjoos baithe hai!sher: 1 Hasina par nigahe ruki thi,Uski ankhe jheel se bhi gehri thi,thak gaya main pyar ka izhar karte,to pata chala yar wo to behri thi!sher: Ajnabi galiyo se gujra na kro, Dard e dil liya aur diya na kro, Bache ho abhi sms ke khel mein, Barabri baadshaho se kiya na karo! sher: Har chand ka didar alag hota hai, Beer ka nasha alag hota hai, 1 Ladki pe time waste mat karna, har ladki ka Figure alag hota hai!sher: Ankhon se barsat hoti he jab apki yaad sath hoti hai, jab busy rahe mera phone to samajh lena,apki hone wali bhabi se baat hoti hai!sher: Dil bhi tumhara, ja bhi tumhari,asma bhi tumhara, zamin bhi tumhari,jitne chahe massage karo,mobile bhi tumhara,ye inbox bhi tumhari! sher: Arz kiya hai, Khuda bachaye tumhe in hasino se, nazino se, in mahzebino se, Par in hasino ko kaun bachaye hum jaise Kamino se!sher: Kaam me itna na uljha karo, kabhi hume bhi yaad kiya karo, sher na bhi aaye to kya hua aaye huye sms hi forward kar diya karo!sher: Umar abhi nadan hai meri,Pyar dena pehchan hai meri, Apka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to humse milo,Dil ko repair karne ki dukan hai meri!" sher: Ishq mein huye itne pagal ki unki zulfon ke saye mein rehne ki kasam kha dali, Woh nikli itni bewafa ki usne zulfien hi kata dali!sher: Jab yaad unki aye to toilet me baithkar roe lena, Aur Jab dibba aansuo se bhar jaye to usi se dho lena!sher: Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya, Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya, ACP tha toilet mein or Daya ne darwaja tod diya!" sher: Chand pe kali ghata chati hogi,Sitaro ko muskurahat aati hogi,Lakh chupa duniya se,Magar akele mein apni shakal pe hasi aati to hogi!sher: Use dekh maine ankhe maar di,Badle mein usne mujhe mar di, le gaya cafe coffee pilane par pata chala ki kisi ne meri pocket mar di!sher: Duniye mein jeene ko pyar chahiye, Maa baap ka dular chahiye, Par school se bachne ka 1hi tareeka hai, Yaha har din Ravivar chahiye!" sher: Main ChandraMukhi tu SurajMukhi, Main tujhse dukhi tu mujh se dukhi, To ek kaam kar, Building se kud ja, Tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi!sher: Woh hamare zindagi mein, Kuch is tara aaye, Jaise hare bhare khet mein, Moti bhans ghus aaye!sher: Apne dost par kyu zulum karte ho,Apne dost par kyu zulum karte ho, Khawabo mein bhi aate ho to, Apne pure pariwaar ko sath laate ho! sher: Dil me basaya unhe jaanu bana kar, Dil mein basaya unhe janu bana kar, Kambaqht wo kisi aur ke sath bhag gayi, Hume mamu bana kar!sher: Milenge milate rahenge, Dosti ki yad dilate rahenge, Taj mahal to mahanga padega, Mumtaj banate rahenge!sher: Palko mein sapno ko ane do,Apno ki yaad mein kho jane do, Agar hote ho disturb mere message se,To chill thoda disturb bhi ho jane do! sher: Apki Khoobsurti se hum bhi sharminda hai, Kahin bhul se bhi, Kabristan mat chale jana, Warna log samjhenge bhoot abhi jinda hai!sher: Taras taras ke baraste hain, Mere aansu roz us waqt, Ki aaj ek or din dhal gaya kunware pan mein!sher: Dil jala raha hu kismt azma raha hu, Khub ghumaya us bewafa ko bike pe, Isliye dekho aaj ricksha chala raha hu! sher: Arz hai, Aap hamare dil mein basse ho, Aap hamare dil me basse ho, Thoda side ho jao saans lene wali pipe mein fasse ho!sher: Ye jo ladkiyo ke gaal hote hai,ladko ko phasane vale jaal hote hai,chus leti hai khoon jigar ka,tabi to hont unke laal hote hai!sher: Chahta hu tujhe pyar du,Dost pe apni jindagi waar du,Jab tera message nahi milta to maan karta hai teri jaan nikaal du! sher: Hum bhi dost tere liye Taj Mahal banaenge, Ek cup shubah or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge!sher: Dil hai sacha aur dimag hai Kacha,Dil hai sacha aur dimag hai Kacha, Tere message nahi aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha!sher: Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,har ladki ko tera intezar hai,ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,kuch dinbaad rakhi ka jo teohar hai! sher: Bina umeed ke jalta raha umeed ka diya, bina umeed ke jalta raha umeed ka diya, koi bata do mene syllabus shuru bhi nahi kiya!sher: Wo Sochte hai hum unke bina ji na payenge, Dard mein umar bhar ansu bahayenge, Uski esi ki tesi,hum usse bhi Raapchik girl patayenge!sher: Ho gayi hai hume mohabbat, jab se unka didar hua hai, Shayri to har dilwale ke khoon mein hai isme namak ka kuch lena dena nahi hai! sher: Hum hum hai tum tum ho, Na hum kam hai na tum kam ho, To kis bat ka gam hai? SMS bhejte raho tabhi lagega ki mobile wale mein dam hai!sher: Ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar, Ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar, Make the circuit diagram as shown in the figure!sher: Bagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deep jalte rahenge, Khuda apko sari khushiyian de baki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge! sher: Ashiq pagal ho jate he pyar mein aur haseenio ke intezar mein, Magar ye dilruba nahi samajhti, Wo to Gol Gappe khati hai bazar mein!sher: Aankho se ansuo ki judaai kar do, Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do, Agar dil na lage kahin to, Aa jaao mere ghar ki safaai kar do!sher: Ye zindagi moh maya hai, Jivan mein sukh kisne paya hai, ek hum hai jo bhulte nahi, or aap kehte ho dekho fir kamine ka message aaya! sher: Idhar bhi gum ho gaya hai, Udher bhi gum ho gaya hai, Message delete kar do sher khatam ho gaya hai!sher: Kasam se har ek ladki bhula dunga, Sabki tasverien jala dunga, Ek tum hi rahoge iss dil mein, Balance dalwa do bahut dua dunga!sher: Ishq ke school mein naya mahol aa gaya,Papu ki girlfriend se puri class ko pyar hogaya,Tabi se puri class fail aur Papu paas hogaya! sher: Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hai dur, Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dur, Wo question exam mein ate hai zarur!sher: Mene usko pyar kiya ashiq samajh ke, Mene usko pyar kiya ashiq samajh ke, Wo utar gyi kolhapur station nasik samajh ke!sher: Ek to aap pyare bahut hai, Agar baat kare to itrate bahut hai, Dil chahta hai sms na karu, Par message padker aap muskurate bahut hai! sher: Jo mil gaya use Muqaddar samjho, Khud ko Sikandar samjho,kyu darte ho gum ke tufano se, Gum ko kele ka ped aur khud ko bandar samjho!sher: Thoda garam thoda thanda piya kro,sms naya kiya kro,Agar samajh na aye to humse puch lena, Hum sms ke doctor hai roz 1 khurak lena!sher: Heere me chamak hai or sone me damak,Heere mein chamak hai or sone me damak,Wo sab to theek,lekin kya apke toothpaste mein namak hai! sher: Nazar mein to koyi hai, Shayad wo lonely hai, lekin problem sirf yehi hai ki wo ab read only hai!sher: Rona to unki adat thi, hum yun hi dil se laga baithe, wo naak poch kar chale gye or hum naya rumaal gawa baithe!sher: Kabhi dost mere ghar mehman bankar ana, coldrink, chicken biryani, sheek kabab, gulab jamun, ice cream, aur ya saab sath mein lana! sher: Kal jab mile the, dil mein hua ek sound, Kal jab mile the, dil mein hua ek sound, Aaj jab mile to kehthe ho your file not found!sher: Hamesha hasne walo ko gum ho sakta hai, Hamesha hasne walo ko gum ho sakta hai, koi bhi lawaris vastu na chuye usme bum ho sakta hai!sher: Aam ka bagicha, Bagiche mein kuch khajur, Tukur tukur dekhe langoor, Paiso ka lobh mat karna, Message ka jawab dena jarur! sher: Krishan ne murli bajai radha dodi chali aye,Ram ne dhanus doda Sita bagi chali aye,Humne jara se seti mari wo apne baap ko bula layi!sher: Roz subha unhe kehte hai good morning,Roz subah unhe kehte hai good morning,Wo aise ghoor ke dekhti hai,Jaise 1 error aur 5 warning!sher: Koi baat achi nahi hoti, Koi baat sachi nahi hoti, Koi baat buri lage to dil pe mat lena, kyunki 140 word mein baat puri nahi hoti! sher: Biwi meri pahle thi hoor, gulab ka pyara phool, Baad shaadi ke samaj gaya hui thi mujse badi bhool!sher: Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta par mujhe kaam tha, Main tumhare liye dub ke marta par mughe jukham tha!sher: Dusra Tajmahal ban jayega, Bharat Pakistan ek ho jayega, Insan chand par rahne lag jayega, par apke sms karne ka mahurat kab ayega? sher: Chehre mein fark hota hai, chehre mein tark hota hai, Tera chehra aisa hai jis per pad jaye kisi ki nazar, Uska beda gark hota hai!sher: Delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, Gaur kijiyega, Delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, Chura ke dil mera goiya chali!sher: Zindagi mein sada muskurate raho, Fasle kam karo dil milate raho, Dard kaisa bhi ho koi gum na karo, Iodex khareedo aur lagate raho!" sher: Koi baat achi nahi hoti, Koi baat sachi nahi hoti, Koi baat buri lage to dil pe mat lena, kyunki 140 word mein baat puri nahi hoti!sher: Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari, Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari, Dial 139 for train enquiry!sher: Har baat humse kyu chupate ho, Jhuti kahani kyu sunate ho, Sab ko kyu nahi batate ho ki tum saal mein ek hi baar nahate ho!" sher: Kudrat agar rat na banati, wo khwabon mein yu na aati,hamare pyar ke charche sunkar, wo sapnon mein aake yu gaaliyan na deti!sher: Tum mujhse naraz ho kar mahobbat karne ki saja de rahi ho, Tere Ishq ki dariya mein duba hun, Aur tu kinare baith ke maza le rahi hai!sher: Teri hasrat dua ban ke reh jayegi, Teri kismat jua banke reh jayegi, jis pe tu try marta hai, wo tere bacho ki Bua ban ke reh jayegi!" sher: Kabhi dost mere ghar mehman bankar ana, coldrink, chicken biryani, sheek kabab, gulab jamun, ice cream, Aur ya saab sath mein lana!sher: Pyar ki misaal ek heere si hai, Dekhne mein to bahut khoobsurat ho, Per chakhne per kisi zeher se kam nahi!sher: Dil se ek ishq ke application create kar raha hun, Pyar se debug karna, Main wait kar raha hoon! sher: Zindagi ek moh maya hai, jivan mein sukh kisne paya hai,hum hai jo bhulte nahi,or aap ho jo kehte ho,dekho fir kamine ka msg aa gya!sher: Payal chhankati ayee thi, Payal chhankati chali gayi, Main sindoor leke khada tha, Mujhe Rakhi pehna ke chali gayi!sher: Ghar se jab tum nikle, Pehan ke reshmi gown, Jane kitne dilon ka, Ho giya server down! sher: Ho gayi hai hume mohabat, jabse unka didar hua hai, shayri to har dilwale ke khoon mein hai, isme Namak ka kuch lena dena nhi hai!sher: Na Maa ke pyaar se,Na Daddy ke maar se,Aur na chapplon ki bauchar se,Tujh jaise aashiq sudhrenge to, Rakhi ke hathiyaar se!sher: Mujh ko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka yeh funda, Humein bana deti thi murgha, aur khud copy pe deti thi anda! sher: Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,har ladki ko tera intzar hai,ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka teohaar hai!sher: Tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,Mujhse bhi acha yaar mile,Meri girlfriend tujhe bandhe Rakhi,Aur ek aur behan ka pyar mile!sher: Jigar ka dard seene mein liye ghoom raha hoon, Chauthi bhi gayi paanchvi dhoond raha hoon! sher: Kuch aur usse kosna chaha,Yaad aa gayi ek baat ki, Yeh machchhar nahin, Machchharni ki lash thi!sher: Unki gali ke chakkar katte katte, Kutte humare yaar ho gaye, Wo to humare na ho sake, Hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye!sher: Mohabbat ke anjaam se dar rahe hai,Nighaon me khoon bhar rahe hai,Meri jaan le udda hai koi,Aur hum yeha sher o shayari kar rahe hai! sher: Aam ka bagicha, Bagiche mein khajur, Bas tukur tukur dekhe langoor, Paiso ka lobh mat karna, Message ka jawab dena jarur!sher: Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani, Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani, New maggi cup mania, Bus add garam pani and carry on jani!sher: Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,Hum bhi ab to sehra sajayenge,Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb me nahi,Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge! sher: Ja rahe hai aaj maan udas hai,Yaad nai kiya jiski aas hai, Mujhe bhul gaye wo jo sabse khas hai,Ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!sher: SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad karti he,Aao mil ke ye bimari khatam kare,Ek call roz tum karo baki sare miss calls hum karenge!sher: Kuch to meri halat ka khayaal karo, Meri bike pe to hamesha ghoomti ho, Kabhi to apne baap ki car ka bhi istemal karo! sher: Bagon me phool khilte rahenge, raat me deep jalte rahenge, khuda apko sari khushiaya dede baki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge!sher: Palko me sapno ko aane do,Apno ki yaad me kho jane do,Agar hote ho disturb message se, To just chill yar thoda disturb bhi ho jane do!sher: Manta hun janeman, Tere bina nahi jina hai, Magar card ki kya zaroorat hai, Tax cut gaya hai march ka mahina hai! sher: Dusra Tajmahal ban jayega, Bharat Pakistan 1 ho jayega insan chand par rahne lag jayega, par apke SMS karne ka mahurat kab ayega?sher: Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du, Dost pe apni jindagee waar du, Jab tera message nahi milata to, Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du!sher: Tumhare ishq ne mujh ko nikamma kar diya, Hara bhara ped tha, sukha khamba kar diya!" sher: Har baat hum se kyu chupate ho, Jhuti kahani kyu sunate ho sab ko kyu nahi batate ho, Ke tum saal mein ek hi baar nahate ho!sher: Aankho me nami thi, aur vitamin ki kami thi, Sari raat mobile pe baat kiya aur subah pata chala, woh to girl friend ki mummy thi!sher: Yaad apki na aaye aisa hum hone na denge, Dost apke jaisa khone na denge, Sarafat se sms bhejte rehna, Warna kaan ke neeche 2 denge! sher: Asman se gir rhi hai rain, wah wah, asmaan se gir rhi hai rain, Wah wah, tere mast mast do nain, Mere dil ka le gye chain!sher: Khoob ladi mardani, Angrezo ko yad dila di nani, De di desh wasiyo ke liye qurbani, Wo thi?? Sheela, SheeLa ki jawani!sher: Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi,Tere shauk pure karte karte,Mujhe meri nani yaad aa gayi! sher: Phone na karna bill ayega, Message na karna paise kharch ho jayga, Bus dil se yad karna, Free mein kaam ho jyega!sher: Na jane kab tare toot jaye, Na jane kab ansu ankh se choot jaye, Kuch pal humare sath bhi has lo, Na jane kab tumhare dant toot jaye!sher: Jab jab dekhta hun teri size, Har lamha jata hai nice, Laga de mere ankho mein ice, Kyun ki har roj dekhta hun mein totally spies! sher: Aap ke haath main mobile hai, Chrere pe smile hai, SMS ke acchi khasi file hai, Phir bhi aap SMS nahi karte yaar, yeh kaisa style hai!sher: Hume to cigarette ne lute bidi me kaha dum tha, Apni kashti waha dubi jaha Wisky ka drum tha!sher: Log kehte hai koshish karte raho,Har rah mein hope hai, Aaj bhi us kamino ko dhundti hai jisne kaha tha CA kar lo zabardast scope hai! sher: Jo tumko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge. Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, kyunki, Paaglon se behas nahi ki ja sakti!sher: A for apple, B for banana, Wah!wah! A for apple, B for banana, Kuch bhi ho jaye daya goli mat chalana!sher: Salman ne Rajasthan me mara hiran, wah wah! Salman ne Rajasthan me mara hiran, Shahrukh darr ke bola kkkkk kiran! sher: Kashmir ki vadiyon mein,jheel ke kinare baithe Ranjhe ko Heer ne kaha,Sweater pehen le,thand lag jayegi bada Salman bane fir raha hai!sher: Jo pyar na samjhe wo insaan nahi,Duniya me kon pareshan nahi,Jab reply karoge tabhi sms karenge,Verna hamari bhi sms ki dukan nahi!sher: Agar wo kar leti ishq hamse, Humari raato ki neend ud jaati, is bahane raat ko padh lete, kam se kam supplementry to aa jaati! sher: Tum sweet ho, cute ho, decent ho, smart ho, innocent ho, loveable ho! Yeh jhooti afvaayen kaun faila raha hai...Pata karo!sher: Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki, Magar ek baat sathati hai, Teri girl frnd rakhti kai karvachoth, Har baar umar meri kyu badh jati hai?sher: Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi, Apke siva koi yaad aata nahi, Hasrat hai roj dekhu par kambakht madari aap ko roj lata nahi! sher: Jis tarah heere ko heera kaatata hai, sone ko sona kaatata hai, lohe ko loha kaatata hai. Theek usi tarah ek din tumhe kutta katega!sher: Kash tum apne vade nibha jate,Kisi tarah surat se dil behla jate,Agar 10rs nahi the teri jeb me,To 5rs wala chhota COKE hi pila jate!sher: Aye dost bandh le kafan me botel,Kabar me beth kar piya karenge, In ladkiyon se to bewafayi mili,Ab bhootniyo se setting kiya karenge! sher: Life is like Maths: Friend ko plus Karo, Dushman ko Minus karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply karo, Gham ko Divide karo aur life enjoy karo!sher: Message nahi karne ki tujhe saza mile,Message nahi karne ki tujhe aisi saza mile,Tujhe aaye zorse susu aur karne ki jagah naa mile!sher: Na message na phone, Na pic na tone, Jab nunber liya tha to kehte the ke roz karenge phone ab kehte ho Hum Apke Hai kaun? sher: Humko pagal banana chor do, Bewajha stanna chor do, Tumhari to khushbo bhi ajeeb se lagti hai tum bartan wala sabun se nahana chor do!sher: Sunday ke din jhakkas nazar ate ho, Wah wah! Sunday ke din jhakkas nazar ate ho, Aur aao bhi kyu na sirf isi din to aap nahate ho!sher: Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar, Sab do din ki masti hai, Tera husan bhi tab tak qayam hai, Jab tak teri cream sasti hai! sher: Dil bhi tumhara, ja bhi tumhari,asma bhi tumhara, jami bhi tumhari, jitne chahe message karo, mobile bhi tumhara,ye inbox bhi tumhara!sher: Samose pe dali sev aur chatni chat ban gayi, Samose pe dali sev aur chatni chat ban gayi, Aur tum jo aaye zindagi me baat ban gayi!sher: Aap humare dil me baste ho, Aap humare dil mein baste ho, Thoda side me ho jayo, sans wali nali me kyu faste ho? sher: Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya, Gor frmaiye, Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya, ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya!sher: Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai, Agar pass karde to kya baat hai, Ladki thodi kam patata to kya baat thi, Kitabe to sari tere pass thi!sher: Hum fizao ke rukne ka intezar nahi karte, Jab dil kehta he to kar lete hai SMS, Kanjuso ke sms ka intezar nahi karte! sher: Duniye me jeene ko pyar chahiye, maa baap, ka dular chahiye, Par school se bachne ka 1hi tareeka he, Yaha har din Ravivar chahiye!sher: Sab dost bewafa ho gaye, Hum apne mobile se khafa ho gaye, Sms isliye kar rahe hai jaalim, ye na samjho ke hum duniya se dafa ho gaye!sher: Wo apko dur se hi dekh kar hi apna dupatta sambhal leti hai, Hairan hun is bat se ki wo aapki niyat pahele se hi kaise jan leti hai? sher: Pyar to humne tumhi se kiya hai, Pyar to humne tumhi se kiya hai, ACP: natak band karo aur chup chap bolo ye khoon kisne kiya hai ?sher: Kitne haseen ho tum,Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo, Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahin,Gale mein nimbu latkaya karo!sher: Tujhe jab meri yad ayegi tere mobile pe mere sms ki baarat ayegi,SMS to hum kar denge,Lekin iske paise dene kya teri saas aayegi? sher: Dil yu kisi pe aata nahi, Pyar yu kisi se kiya jata nahi, Pyar kiya to dard to hoga hi kyunki ye dard Moov se jata nahi!sher: Kabhi hausla azma lena chahiye,Bure waqt me muskara lena chaiye,Jab saat din me bhi khujli na jaye to,Aathve din to naha lena chahiye!sher: Zindagi ka rukh mod denge, Sari bandise tod denge, Ye semister jaise tese nikal jaye next semister mai to paka record tod denge! sher: Meri khusi par kiska pehra hai, jane kis ummed pe dil thehra hai, jise pukar rhe the sadiyon se hum, aaj pata chala vo behre the!sher: Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me, To lalu ki kasam Bihar me Tajmahal bana denge!sher: Hasrath hai tumhe pane ki,Kuch khwahish nahi is parvane ki,Shikwa mujhse nahi khuda se karo,Kya zarurat thi itna khoobsurat banane ki? sher: Yaro mere marne ke baad aansu mat bahana, Yaaro mere marne ke baad ansoo mat bahana, Jyada yad aye, toh upper challe ana!sher: Galtiyon ko maaf kaun karta,Main na rehta to insaaf kaun karta,Khuda salamat rakhe mere dost ko,Warna meri shaadi me kaam kaun karta?sher: Ladki ro ro ke ladke se keh rahi hai, Ladki ro ro ke ladke se keh rahi hai, Haath chod kamine meri naak beh rahi hai! sher: Beeti hui zindagi ki itni si kahani,Beeti hui zindagi ki itni si kahani, Kuch khud barbad hue,Kuch Orkut aur Facebook ki meharbani!sher: Ye mirch masale bechne wale logon ki ankhon me ansoo late hai,Kuch to khate hue to kuch inke ishtayhar se chalne wale serial late hai!sher: Bachpan me nani se sunte the pariyon ki kahani,Bachpan me nani se sunte the pariyon ki kahani or ab hum sun rahe hai,Sheela ki Jawani! sher: Har taraf padhai ka saya,Kitabo me sukh kisne paya,Ladke to jate tution ladkiyan dekhne,Sir kehte dekho barsat me bhi padhne aya hai!sher: Gazab ka nakhara ajeeb style hai, SMS nahi karte aur kehte hai mere pass mobile hai,besharmi ki had to dekho abhi bhi haas rahe hai!sher: Dil jala raha hu kismat azma raha hu,Dil jala rha hu kismat azma raha hu,Khub ghumaya us bewafa ko,Isliye aaj riksha chala raha hu! sher: Tera sms jab aata hai,Aang aang machal jata hai,Aang aang me gudgudi hoti hai,Tere sms ka kasur nahi,Mobile hi vibration me hota hai!sher: Nazrein mile reaction hua, Love ka production hua,Lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, Nucleus ke charo taraf electron ho jaise!sher: Ishq ke samunder me gota lagaya, Pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya! wah! wah! sher: Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu mat bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to sidhe upar chale aana!sher: Jhalakta tha aisa pyar,Bin piye hi hota tha alcohol ka khumar,Benzene sa hota uske hone ka ehsas,Andhere me hota radium ka abhas!sher: Kabhi kabhi yunhi sochta hun usne meri mohabbat ko kyon thukraya, Jab ki har dafa maine he diya tha riksha ka kiraya! sher: Mohabat to humne bhi ki hai, par humare sath kuch khas nahi hua, Tajmahal to hum bhi banwa sakte the, par humara loan pass nahi hua!sher: Practical me aye nazar ek ladki,Sundar thi test tube jaisi,Baaton mein glucose ki mithas aur sanson me Ester ki khushbu bhi sath thi!sher: Apki yado mein aasu piya karenge, Har waqt apko miss kiya karenge, Apki yaad me mar bhi gaye to kya? Yamraj ke cell se sms karenge! sher: Paani aane ki baat karte ho, Dil jalane ki baat karte ho, Humne dus din se muh nahi dhoya aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho!sher: Dekhkar Tajmahal bola Shahjahan ka pota,Dekhkar Tajmahal bola Shahjahan ka pota,Apna bhi bank balance hota agar Daada deewana na hota!sher: Rona to unki adat thi, hum yun hi dil se laga baithe, wo naak ponch kar chale gye, aur hum naya rumaal gawa baithe! sher: Yeh waqt guzar jayega, Shaadi ke bandhan me koi bandh jayega, Waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo, Kal koun cartoon apka dulha ban jayge!sher: Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai! Apun ko reply karne ko majboor karta hai! Kya iske peeche koi plan hai? Ya tum bhi apun ka fan hai? sher: Apko miss karna roz ki baat hai, Yad karna aadat ki baat hai, Dur rehna kismat ki baat hai, Magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai! sher: Mausam shabab ka,nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka,in me sab se haseen to dekho sms padhne wala mendak talab ka!sher: Tum paas ho to pyar aata hai,Tum dur ho to intezaar satata hai,Kya kahe dil ki haalat,Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai!sher: Abe hawa ke jhonke, aankh ki batti bhuja, light ka meter band kar aur ankhon ke parde jhuka, chal ab so ja! sher: Baaghon mein phool khilte rahenge,raat mein deep jalte rahenge,Khuda apko saari khushiyan dede,Baki takleef to hum apko dete rahenge!sher: Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hai, tum bin bahut akele hai, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hai, dekho hum kitne vele hai!sher: Chand hasta hai, chandani muskuraati hai, main din bhar khaana pakata rehta hun, wo raat bhar baith ke khaati hai! sher: Kadam kadam pe dhyaan rakhna, Mushkil waqt me dost ko yaad rakhna, Hamari yadon ki khushboo zaror ayegi bus apni naak saaf rakhna!sher: Dil ka dard zuba par laate nahi,Aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyon na ho,Hum dettol ke siva kuch lagate nahi!sher: Khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe farar ho gaye, Khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe farar ho gaye, Kuch to pakade gaye, Kuch hamare yaar ho gaye! sher: Aankhon me sharafat, Chaal me nazakat, Dil me sachai, Chehre par safai, Isliye tou, Har ladki aap ko pyar se kehti hai Bhai!sher: Hum bhi aapke liye ek Tajmahal Banayange, Hum bhi apke liye ek Tajmahal Banayange, Ek cup khud piyange aur ek cup apko pilwange!sher: Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata hai, Par beech mein tere baap ka virus aa jata hai! sher: Kasam se har Ladke ko bhula dongi, Sabhi ki tasverien jala dungi, Ek tum hi rahoge is dil mein, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi!sher: Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,Kash mere dard ki tujhe aisi saja mile,Tujhe aayi ho jor se susu,Aur karne ki jaga na mile!sher: Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut kiya karte hai, Warna baki cases mein to copy paste kiya karte hai! sher: Bhul chuka hun sab kuch,jo yaad hai wo bhi bhula dunga,ab laut ke mere paas na aana warna,haath ka kangan gale ki phaansi bana dunga! sher: Pyar ek bar ho to bholapan kehte hein, Dusri bar apnapan kehte hein, Tesri bar deewanapan kehte hein,Bar bar ho kaminapan kehte hein!sher: Bas nazron se dekh liya hota, Agar tamanna thi darane ki, Hum yunhi behosh ho gaye hote kya zarurat thi muskurane ki! sher: Jawani ke din nokeele honge,Jazbaat hamare chamkeele honge,Izhaar e Mohabaat mein hum dheele honge aur unke hath peele honge!sher: Shahjahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha, Har kaleen ko dekha, Har khidki ko dekha aur bola, Maa kasam bahut kharcha ho gya!sher: Dil se dil lagakar dekh, Meri yaad me ansu bahakar dekh, SMS kya call bhi karenge, ek baar mere mobile ka bill, chuka kar dekh! sher: Mahak churayi nahi jati,suraj ki kiran chupayi nahi jati,kitni bhi soni ho apni girlfriend,dusro ki girlfriend bhulayi nahi jati!sher: Ummid ki Imarat deh gayi,Aankhon se aansu ki nadi beh gayi,Tumhari kya izzat reh gayi,Jab padosi ki ladki tumhe bhaiya keh gayi!sher: Jab tum angrai lete ho to hamara dum nikal jata hai, Ai zaalim, Ai kaatil, deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai!! sher: Do pal ki khushi na mili to kya,umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,Kya hua meri girlfriend nahi,hum apki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge!sher: Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hun, Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hun,Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hun!sher: Khat likh raha hu khoon se shahi mat samajna,Khat likh raha hu khoon se shahi mat samajna,kisi mariz ka sample tha mera mat samajna! sher: Cheez Bewafai se badhkar kya hogi,Gam judai se badhkar kya hogi, Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye, B.E. ki padhai se badhkar kya hogi!sher: Apne humse umeed laga rakhi hai,Dil me asha jaga rakhi hai,hum kahan se naye message bhejen,humne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai!sher: Yeh chori chori ana jana chor do, yeh chupke nazre milana choh do, khoob pito ge tum, masjidon se joote churana chor do! sher: Ek aap sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap itrate bahut ho,Dil karta hai ki apko Dinner pe le jayein,Kambakht aap khaate bhi bahut ho!sher: Wo humari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye,Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye,Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye!sher: Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi, Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ne sar par maari thi! sher: Safar lamba hai dost banate rahyenge,Dil na mile hath milte rahyenge,Taj na banaye costly padega,Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahyenge!sher: Ek khwab,ek khayal,ek hakikat ho tum,Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,Jisko roj ek sms karna pade,Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum!sher: Zindagi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,apni gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,Jisne bhi suni shayari meri,ghar jake wo khub roya hai. sher: Ghunghat me tujhe dekha to deewana hua,Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shama ka parwana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua!sher: Chand par agar noor na hota, Tanha dil majboor na hota, Hum aapse goodmorning kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota!sher: Wo larai hi kya jisme do char gaaliyan na ho, Are wo sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saali na ho!! sher: Ramlila se hanuman tha farar,role ke liye fit kiya ek sardar,ped se chalang mar ke bola, Jo Bole Sonihal, Sita maiya Sasriakal!sher: Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, Thand me kampkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho!sher: Kuch na kehte huye bhi, sab kuch wo bol gaye, Nayi dilruba ke samne, purane saare rishton ki pol khol gaye! sher: Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar, sab 2 din ki masti hai, Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai, jab tak, Fair and Lovely sasti hai! sher: Shehar ki gali me paan ki dukan,Devdas ne dekhi Paro ki muskan,Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,Khake paan paro boli Shukriya Bhai Jaan!sher: Usne dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir dil me saja li,Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan phasa li! sher: Laila ki shadi mein lafda ho gaya, Laila ki shadi mein lafda ho gaya, Majnu itna naacha, ki langda ho gaya!! sher: Chand pe kali ghata to aati hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati hogi,Lakh chupao duniya se,Akele me apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi!sher: Apne dost par itna kyon zulm karte ho, Apne dost par itna kyu zulm karte ho, Khawabo me bhi ate ho to, Apne pariwaar ko sath laate ho! sher: Dekh ke roop tera suhana yaad agaya dadi amma ka khil khilana, Itni hogayi ho tum purani, Ab to bas kardo ladko ko patana!sher: Hun main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse waha, Yeh kaisa julm sehna padta hai, mujhe apni wife ko sister kehna padta hai!sher: Palko me sapno ko ane do,Apno ki yaad me kho jane do,Agar hote ho pareshan mere message se,To chill yar thoda pareshan bhi ho jane do! sher: Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar baar kyunki aadat se majbur ho tum, Najane kab mang lo phir se udhaar!sher: Phool ko mat toro, kante lag jayenge, Ladki ko mat chero, chante lag jayenge!sher: Ishq ke school me naya mahol agaya,Papu ki girlfriend se puri class ko pyar hogaya,Bas tabi se puri class fail aur Papu paas hogaya! sher: Tumsa koi dusra zameen par hua toh Rab se shikayat hogi, Ek he jhela nahi jaata, Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi? sher: Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,Unki dewangi me hum ho gaye itne dewane,Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai!sher: Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai, Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai, Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai! sher: Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge, Ek naya itihaas banayenge, Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh, Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge!! sher: Apki achi naukri ho,ek achi chokri ho,Apko miss kare,Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de,Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye,mere sath soye!sher: Teri hasrat dua ban ke reh jayegi,Kismat ek jua banke reh jayegi,Jis pe tu try marta hai beta wo tere bacho ki Bua ban ke reh Jayegi! sher: Uski prem kahani ki kya gazab ending thi, Ladki ko propose kiya tha SMS se, Jo uski shadi tak pending thi!sher: Khushi ki lamhe kis qadar mukhtasit hote hai, Faraz, Abhi pankha chalaya hi tha ki light chali gayi!sher: Suna hai ki aap gaye the unki gali me bolne dil se dil mila lo, Jab dekha unki mummy ko to bole,Jute chappal polish kara lo! sher: Zor se chali hawa udd gaya kutta, Zor se chali hawa udd gaya kutta, Phir? Phir kya? Ruk gayi hawa or gir gaya kutta!sher: Unki yaad mein hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye, Aur woh bewafa aye aur usse naha ke chal diye!sher: Wo mujhse meri girlfriend ka pata puchta hai,Wo meri girlfriend ka pata puchta hai,kaise kahu ki tu apne hi ghar ka pata puchta hai! sher: Waqt par aadat na badli to woh zarurat e life ban jati hai, Aur agar time par girlfriend na badli to wo kambakht wife ban jaati hai!sher: Tere dil me meri saanso ko panah mil jaye,tere ishq me meri jaan fanna ho jaye, aur me paadu to tu hawa ho jaye!sher: Tarasta hai dil teri sada ke liye,Teri Mohabbat teri wafa ke liye,Hum or kuch nhi mangte tum se,Bas naak saaf kar lo zamane ke liye! sher: Kismat kismat ki baat hai, aaj din toh kal kaali raat hai, ye message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai! sher: Dil me hamesha ek shor ho raha hai, Bina sms ke dil bore ho raha hai, Kahin aisa to nahin ke mera dost kutte ki nend so raha hai!sher: Ek dost ka wada hai, Marte dum tak nibhayenge,Maut aye to tumse pehle hum jayenge,Tum ko na bhul payenge,Tumhe bhi sath le jayenge! sher: College ke khel me, Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai, Padne ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai! sher:Bina make up ladki khas lagti hai,Make up kare to bindas lagti hai,Papa ke sath to udas lagti hai,Par jab akeli ho to jhakas lagti hai!sher: Student ke dard ko university wale kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ek parchi nikalne mein, wo copy check karne wale kamine kya jaane? sher: Ladka ladki se kehta hai, Kya pyar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan me bolta hai, Abey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai!sher: Badalon se salaam leta hun,waqt ke hath thaam leta hun,Police ki raid tabhi padti hai beer bar mein,jab mein hato mein jaam leta hun!sher: Na jane kab tare toot jaye,Na jane kab ansu ankh se choot jaye,Kuch pal humare sath bhi has lo,Na jane kab tumhare dant toot jaye! sher: Naari ke chakkar me bhool na jaana yari, Jab chod degi naari toh yaad ayegi hamari,Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit me jaari! sher: Bade dilkash hai ye ishq ke waade, par har mod par hoti pitaai hai, Ek taraf dilruba ka baap hai yaaron, duji taraf tagda bhai hai!sher: Sunday ke din jhakkas nazar ate ho,Wah wah! Sunday ke din jhakkas nazar ate ho,Aur aao bhi kyu na sirf isi din to nahate ho! Wah wah! sher: Chup gaya badli me jaake, chand bhi sharma gaya, Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha, to bechara bhoot bhi ghabra gaya!sher: Jaane kitni haseenaon ko mere is dil ne behlayaa hai, Tabhi to har ladki se entertainment tax lene ka khayal aaya hai!sher: Wo baithe the toilet me maikhana samajh kar, Wo baithe the toilet me maikhana Samajh kar or lote ka paani pi gye paimana samajh ke! sher: Twinkle twinkle little star, Teri girlfriend gayi bazaar usko mil gaya doosra yaar, Ab tu baith kar makhiyaan maar! sher: Chaman se 1 bichhda hua gulab hun,Main khud apni tabahi ka jawab hun,Yu nigahe na fero,Nalayako main tumhari hi sangat me barbaad hun!sher: Rok do mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aa gai hai, piche mudke dekho saalo dasri dukaan aa gai hai. sher: Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi, dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,Par kabhi socha na tha ke surprise me apna Husband saath layegi! sher: Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, Jab call ya sms hi nahi karna hai, To phone bechkar radio lelo!sher: Aap ka intezaar karte karte main so gaya, bus bacha hi kya, connection bhi time out ho gaya! sher: Har chand ka didar alag hota hai, Beer ka nasha alag hota hai, 1 Ladki pe time waste mat karna, har ladki ka Figure alag hota hai!sher: Hausle sare azama baithe,Hum zamane ke gum utha baithe,Jiski chahat me umar bhar tadpe,Uski shadi me dusri ladki pata baithe!sher: Husband apna white ho, Lambi jski hight ho, Ghuse ka lite ho, Body jiski tight ho, Jab saas se meri fight ho kahe, Begam tum rite ho! sher: Jab apko uparwale ne banaya hoga,Usko bhi maza aya hoga,Hasi di bachon wali,Surat di bholi si,Mizaaz diya cool aur dimaag gaya bhul! sher: Kal phir ek ladki nazar aa gayi, Jiski pehli baar me surat dil ko bha gayi, Le gaya Dinner pe jo use, 2000 ka khana akeli kha gayi!sher: Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du, Dost pe apni jindagi waar du, Jab tera message nahi milata to, Maan karta hai teri jaan nikaal du! sher: Phone mat kiya karo dear, Mom hoti hai near, Papa se lagta hai fear, Baat nahin hoti hai clear, Isliye SMS kiya karo without fear!sher: Tujhe pane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu,Tere pyar me mar sakta hu,Fir bhi tu na mili to, Ye formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu!sher: Bagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat me deep jalte rahenge, Khuda apko sari khushiaya dede, Baki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge! sher: Maine kaha dilruba,Usne kaha paise dikha,Maine kaha Paise nahi,Usne kaha kyu nahi,Maine kaha mehangai hai,Usne kaha,Tu mera bhai hai!sher: Ek hasina par nigahe theri thi,Uski ankhe jheel se bhi gehri thi,Thak gaya main pyar ka izhar karte, To pata chala wo to behri thi!sher: Ho gayi hai hume mohobat, jabse unka didar hua hai, Shayri to har dilwale ke khoon me hai, Isme namak ka kuch lena dena nhi! sher: Jise koyal samjhe,Wo kauwa nikla, Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,Jo roka karte the hume sharab peene se,Aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla!sher: Ankhon se barsat hoti hai jab apki yaad sath hoti hai,Jab busy rahe mera cell to samajh lena,Aapki hone wali bhabi se baat hoti hai!sher: Ye zindagi moh maya hai,Jivan me sukh kisne paya hai, Ek hum hai jo bhulte nahi,Ek aap ho jo kehte ho,Fir kamine ka message aaya hai! sher: Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, Ek jaam mohabat ke naam, Ek jaam wafa ke naam, Puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam!sher: Kaam me itna na ulhja karo, kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Shayari na bhi aaye to kya hua, Aaye huye sms hi forward kar diya karo!sher: Ek to aap pyare bahut hai, Upar se itrate bahut hai, Dil chahta hai sms na karu, Par suna hai aap message padkar muskurate bahut ho! sher: Gori paan mat khaya karo, honto par lali ati hai, By god tere bhari bharkam sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai!!sher: Mere mobile ko sukoon mil gaya,Empty inbox me sms ka phool khil gaya,apka sms tha ya kele ka chilka,jise padte hi mera dil fisal gaya!sher: Padhna use ata nahi, Class me kabhi jate nahi, Canteen unki jaan hai, Yehi to student ki pehchan hai! sher: Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein aansoo ache nahin lagte, Chaye jitna bhi roye tu par kabhi sacche nahin lagte!!sher: Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do, Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do, Agar dil na lage kahin to, Aa jaao, Mere ghar ki safaai kar do!sher: Har gali saja rakhi hai,Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,Na jane kis raste se aao aap,Isliye har ladki ko raakhi thama rakhi hai! sher: Exam se pehle syllabus dekha to laga,Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,Jis din paper dekha to laga,Sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai!sher: Mene usko pyar kiya ashiq samaj ke, Mene usko pyar kiya ashiq samajh ke,Wo utar gyi kolhapur station Nasik samajh ke!sher: Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,Ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,Pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka, Tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai! sher: Arz kiya hai, Laila ki shadi me lafda ho gaya, Laila ki shadi me lafda ho gaya, Majnu itna naacha, Ki langda ho gaya!! sher: Rona to unki adat thi, Hum yu hi dil se laga baithe, Wo naak poch kar chale gye, Or hum naya rumaal gawa baithe!sher: Zamane ki dard se uski tasweer toilet me chupa rakhi hai, Didaar ho uska bar bar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai! sher: Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge, Ek naya itihaas banayenge, Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh, Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge!sher: Uske kadam jaha pade hamne wo jagah choom li,or wo kambakht meri maa se keh gayi,Aunty apka ladka mitti khata rehta hai!sher: Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, Yeha to Imtihano ne zindagi le li hai! sher: Phool bina khushbu bekar,Chandni bina chand bekar,Pyar bina zindagi bekar aur Girl Friend bina Cartoon Nework bekar!sher: Delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, Delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, Chura ke dil mera goriya chali!sher: Acho se zyada tum ache ho, Sachon se zyada tum sache ho, Maine kaha mujhe tumse Mohabbat hai, Wo boli sharam karo abhi tum bache ho! sher: Kabhi ankho me saya lagta hai,Jo apna hai woh praya lagta hai,Tum se milne ki tamana to hai,Lekin aane jane me karyaa bahut lagta hai!sher: Aaj mousam me ajeeb si baat hai,Bekabu se hue jazbat hai,Jee chahta hai chura lu apko,Par mummy kahti hai chori karna paap hai!sher: Dusra Tajmahal ban jayega, Bharat Pakistan 1 ho jayega, Insan chand par rahne lag jayega, par apke SMS karne ka mahurat kab ayega? Sher: Dekh ke roop tera suhana, Yaad aa gaya Dadi Amma ka khil khilana, Itni ho gayi ho tum purani, Ab to bas karo Ladko ko patana! sher: Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gam me,Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!sher: Har baat hum se kyu chupate ho, Jhuti kahani kyu sunate ho, Sab ko kyu nahi batate ho, Ke tum saal me ek hi baar nahate ho! Sher: Din me sitare ache nahi lagte,Duniya ke yeh nazare ache nahi lagte,Koi jikar keh do humare ghar par, Ki ab hum Kuware ache nahi lagte!sher: Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai, Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai, Upar likha hai most wanted, Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai!sher: Teri hasrat dua ban ke reh jayegi,Teri kismat jua banke reh jayegi,Jispe tu try marta hai, Wo tere bacho ki Bua ban ke reh jayegi! sher: Pyar ke jaam ko aise na piya karo, Ki aadha piya aadha chod diya, Yaron yeh pyar hai, detergent bar nahi, jo thoda lagaya aur ho gaya!sher: Pyar mein kisi ne dhoka khaya hai, to kisi ne kasam khai hai, Tum vo majnu ho, jisne sirf laat khai hai!sher: Suna hai aap gaye the unki gali me, Bolne dil se dil mila lo, Jab dekha unki Mummy ko to bole, Jute Chappal polish kara lo! sher: Kehte hain ki Ishq mein neend udh jaati hai, Koi humse bhi ishq kare, Khambhaqat hume neend bahut aati hai!sher: Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,Pagal hai vo jo kehte hai ki,bandar ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!sher: Wo mujhse meri girlfriend ka pata puchta hai, Wo meri girlfriend ka pata puchta hai, Kitna pagal hai apne hi ghar ka pata puchta hai! sher: Jiske pyar mein humne sari hadain paar kar di, Jiske pyar mein humne sari hadain paar kar di, Aaj usne hi keh diya thankyou bhaiya ji!sher: Dosti ki kadar karte hai hum,Aasma me sitare hai jitne,Yakin na ho to call kar ke dekhlo,Baat karenge apke mobile me paise ho jitne!sher: Tarasta hai dil teri sada ke liye,Teri mohabbat teri wafa ke liye,Hum or kuch nhi mangte tum se,Bas naak saaf kar lo zamane ke liye! sher: Meri prem kahani ki kya ajeeb ending thi, maine propose kiya SMS se, Kambakth woh uski shadi tak pending thi!sher: Tum likha karo shayari,Tumhara bhi naam ho jayega, Jab tum par bhi padenge Ande aur Tamatar, To shaam ki sabji ka intajaam ho jayega!sher: Apne ghamo ko apne dil me daba lo, Apne ghamo ko apne dil me daba lo, Godrej hair dye bus kato kholo or laga lo! sher: Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown, Jaane kitne dilo ka ho gaya server down!sher: Khayal ko aahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigah ko surat ki talash rehti hai,Tere bin koi kami to nhi,Bas gali wali jamadarni udhas rehti hai!sher: Ek dost ka dost se wada hai,Marte dum tak nibhayenge,Maut aye to pehle hum jayenge,Tumko na bhul payenge,Tumhe bhi sath le jayenge! sher: Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style, aapki in aadaon se humne save karli hai ek file!sher: Jab bhi hota hai deedar, Dil dhadakta hai baar baar, Par yeh sochkar kehte hai, Ki kab chukaaoge mera udhaar?sher: Call na karna bill ayega,Message na karna paisa jayega,miss call na dena battery low ho jayegi,Dil se yad karna,Free me kaam ho jyega! sher: Mujhse jo takraye ga, Mujhse jo takraye ga, Mujhse jo takraye ga, Bore ho kar mar jayega!sher: Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,Thoda nahi besumar kiya tha,Dil tut gaya, Jab usne kaha, Are maine to Majak kiya tha!sher: Meri zindagi per itna ehsan kar do,Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kardo,Subha milo humse,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam kardo! sher: Mana ki teri nazar mein kuch bhi nahi hun main, Dost meri qadar un se poch jin ke maine Paise dene hain! sher: Pani me tairna machali ka style, Hawa me udna panchi ka style, Alag message bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padhna apka style!sher: Duniya me reh ke sapno me kho jao,Kisiko apna banalo ya kisi ke ho jao,Agar kuch bhi nahi hota to relax,Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao! sher: Rishton ki giraft mein, Asar bada hai yaaro, Isiliye jab bhi koi ladki dekho, Faron uspar line maaro!sher: Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari, Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri, Varna murder kardunga mere paas hai churi!sher: Bahut dur reh kar bhi pass lagte ho,Najaro se dur aur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho,Dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,Phir bhi smart lagte ho! sher: Haathon mein taqat hai to, Pahaad ko hila kar dekh, Warna aa baith ke do peg maar aur pahaad ko hilta hua dekh!sher: Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female, Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na Email!sher: Mere marne ke baad sirf aansu hi bahana, Zada meri yaad aaye to upar mat chale aana, Yahin bahut sataya hai upar aa kar mat Pakana! sher: Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,Dur kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is bar galti ho gayi,Par agli bar lambi punch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge!sher: Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye, Dil se aisa cut kiya ki paste karna bhool gaye!!sher: Tum jo dil me sama gaye ho mere,Paida jeene ki ho gaye aas,Jab se Maa ko dekha hai tumari,Mujhko lagne lagi hai apni Saas! sher: Voh choom le to aati nahi neend,Unki meethi awaz me jati hai raat beet,Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao,All out lagao machar bhagao!sher: Apke haath me mobile hai,Chehre pe smile hai, Message ki achi khasi file hai, Phir bhi sms nahi karte, Ye kaun sa style hai?sher: Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai zamane me laga dunga, Teri doli jo uthi, To koi bat nahi dusri phasa lunga! sher: Mohabat to humne bhi ki hai,par humare sath kuch khas nahi hua,Tajmahal to hum bhi banwa sakte the,par humara loan pass nahi hua.sher: Aapke nakhare humare dil pe yu bang ho gaye, jaise do pc joodte joodte hang ho gaye!sher: Aao bataun tumhe sehat ka raaz, Khush reh ke hifazat kiya karo, Mehsus ho agar khoon ki kami, Hafte me ek baar mohabbat kiya karo! sher: Chup gaya badli me jaake, chand bhi sharma gaya, Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha, to bechara bhoot bhi ghabra gaya!sher: Aap jaiso ke liye to hum dil ko cut kiya karte hai, Warna baki cases mein to copy paste kiya karte hai!sher: Ladkiya hume na pasand kare iska hume koi gam nahi, Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi?